"Ok, that is it! This is the final straw! You frickin' fricks! You frickin' fricks! You guys have officially made me lose my marbles! I'm tired of all you fricks! You ruined the Sonic series, hasn't he already suffered enough?! You frickin' fricks!" -Sammyclassicsonicfan's famous last words
Facet Γ
"Guys, I just detected a massive energy spike in Virginia!"
"Is this the beginning of the end, like Lori predicted?"
"Are we going to be ok?"
"I'm not sure, Sig."
"So, according to CWCTV in Virginia, it says a glorious battle took place there and their goddess singlehandedly defeated the threat!"
"Oh, no. Lori mentioned something about a tyrant goddess in that area!"
"She also mentioned an intrepid reporter trying to get exclusive coverage of Singularity."
"Oh no, he doesn't work for CNN, does he?"
"No, he's freelance."
"We're going to have to go over there, stop this lunatic and make it so that Singularity won't unite fiction and reality into one!"
"But we can't do it alone! We're going to need help sieging the city stronghold where xe resides."
"I'll call the others, we're going to need everyone for this."
Facet Ζ
"So, do you think SCP-096-EN can eat SCP-024-FR?"
"I say no, the sandwich is a cognitohazard that makes you break your jaw if you try to eat it."
"I say yes, SCP-096-EN's jaw is four times wider than a human. He totally can swallow that."
"SCP-024-EN, le sandwich de disjoncteur de mâchoire, was made by GOI art terrorist group "Are We Cool Yet"."
"Do you think SCP-173-EN was made by Are We Cool Yet?"
"It's my headcanon. Izumi Kato being a member of Are We Cool Yet and all of his untitled series being SCPs are Girl Jordan's headcanon."
Lincoln gets a call from Lisa.
"Elder brother, it appears that our eldest sister's prediction is rapidly coming true. We're going to need everyone to stop a lunatic and save all dimensions."
"I see, we'll be right over."
The call disconnects.
"Lola, Lana, Luan; Lisa called a sibling meeting. We might be heading into the endgame."
The four of them leave and head toward facet Γ, the Loud House.
Facet Ι
Lunareclipse09: What's up music lovers? Luna Loud is in the house!
Sharpchords06: Weren't you at the Mick Swagger concert yesterday? I think I saw you in the front row!
Lunareclipse09: Probably, I'm just lurking on this forum to see if any other music lovers join.
Sharpchords06: Alright, good luck.
Sharpchords06 has left the chat
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Mapleleaf2016 has joined the chat.
Lunareclipse09: I don't think I've seen you before? Maple, what's your favorite music track?
Mapleleaf2016: Cascade by Kubbi.
Lunareclipse09: Cascade? A great choice! My favorite is Close to Me.
Mapleleaf2016: Close to Me? So, you like the destroyer's music…
Lunareclipse09: Destroyer?
Mapleleaf2016: Ashley Charles AKA Sabrepulse. His music causes the most destruction but they are also some of the best tracks in the game. They are the forbidden fruit of chiptune music.
Jkollins8bit joined the chat
Jkollins8bit: I see we're talking about Sabrepulse…
Lunareclipse09: Yeah.
Mapleleaf2016: Actually, we were going to talk about Big Giant Circles next.
Lunareclipse09: No, we aren't.
Mapleleaf2016:
Jkollins8bit: You know, I am a semi-famous drummer on YouTube.
Mapleleaf2016: Oh my god, are you Jerod Collins, the Ultimate Drummer?! I've seen your videos!
Jkollins8bit: I wouldn't say "ultimate…"
Lunareclipse09: 8BitDrummer, play Sub to Me!
Jkollins8bit: watch?v=uF0J-3TZOFw
Mapleleaf2016: *nervously sweats*
Lunareclipse09: Why so nervous?
Mapleleaf2016: awesome remix + awesome song = earworm = destruction!
Jkollins8bit: SUB TO ME!
(The remaining lurkers hear Jerod replay his cover of Close to Me, what a treat!)
Mapleleaf2016: Oh shit! That was so awesome it caused collateral damage! No joke! I think 2 city blocks just got wiped out!
Mapleleaf2016: I wonder if I can play Close to me on piano. I am the Ultimate Pianist, after all. Even better, Me and Jerod could perform a duet!
Lunareclipse09: Wait, Ultimate Pianist? Kaede, shouldn't you be dead?
Jkollins8bit: Am I missing something?
Lunareclipse09: Mapleleaf2016 might be a Kaede role player. You've heard of Danganronpa, right?
Jkollins8bit: Yes, I've heard. So, she got offed?
Lunareclipse09: Chapter 1.
Mapleleaf2016: My handlers are definitely going to take away my Internet connection…oh no…
Connection terminated.
Lunareclipse09: Well, this was fun. Signing off.
Lunareclipse09 has left the chat.
"Luna! Lisa's been trying to get a hold of you for 15 minutes! Sibling meeting."
"Woah, must be serious…"
The three of them regroup at facet Γ.
At facet Γ…
"Right, is everyone here? Well, we all know why we're here. We need help in breaching the enemy stronghold."
"Our enemy is a fan of the Sonic series, so we need people who can take advantage of this."
"I've got two people in mind, although they may be hard to find."
"Who?"
"Chadtronic. He has experience in dealing with autistic Sonic fans. And Sammyclassicsonicfan, since he used to be one, he can find weaknesses in xir's defenses!"
"I'll try to contact them."
Leni does so…surprisingly both of them agreed. Leni and Sigurrós go off to retrieve them after getting their addresses (they were very hard to find). They take any weapons they want to use toward the final battle. Sigurrós said they would be like Minecraft enchantments. Chadtronic took his diamond sword, NES cape and NES controller pillow, Sammy got his future combat gear.
They come back with the two heroes.
"Chad, you're here because the greatest threat to the Sonic series, and the world, has emerged!"
"Oh no, is it Sammy?"
"Worse, it's Chris Chan. Sammy is nothing compared to Chris Chan."
"Chris Chan is the ze that pepper sprayed a GameStop employee because Sonic's arms are blue."
"I've heard of him."
Sammy emerges from the portal.
"You're going to have to team up to defeat an ancient evil that plagues the Sonic series."
"Movie Sonic?"
"Chris Chan."
"Can we even defeat something like that?"
Everyone appears to be ready to take the fight to zir, when a new combatant appears.
"Stella, what are you doing here?"
"Clyde told me you were going to save the universe after you left his house, and well, I want to help you."
"Sure, we could always use more Deus Ex Machina users on our side, especially since zir is one zeself."
Cassie also shows up.
"So, you're going off the final battle, huh? Well, I don't think I have an anomaly that can help you, but I'll watch your house in case some of you die."
"Thanks, Cassie."
"It's the least I can do."
Leni generates a portal to near the outskirts of CWCville.
"It's time. Morituri te salutant."
Cassie puts a sign on the door saying that the Louds have "gone on vacation" so the neighbors don't get suspicious. And so, their fourteen-person group enter the portal and are a few miles away from CWCville. The time for the final battle is at hand.
