Psst! Hey, it's me Judal, the great oracle of the Kou Empire!

You don't know who I am? How could you not; there's only one of me and none of you idiots in my world.

What? You still don't know who I am? All right, for those of you who don't know, go read Magi, the greatest manga to ever grace the world with me as the main character! What do you mean that doesn't sound right? Of course it sounds right. And I'm not just saying that because I'm mad Magi is over and there aren't anymore parts for me to play! Oops, spoiler alert for those of you who haven't caught up yet. Why you haven't beats me, you should be glad to see the Awesome Judal in action!

Anyway, the Great Judal is here to grace you peasants with his amazing presence today. Be grateful that you have been blessed today by yours truly!

Bet you didn't see this coming, eh? Me breaking into the fourth wall to your universe? I'm the greatest magi in the world; there is nothing I can do!

Okay, all I did was break into Jankitty13's account. But hey! It's her fault she left her whatchamacallit (computer?) open in the first place! It was divine justice that the Great Judal-sama saw this happening! And no, I didn't stalk her place just for an opportunity like this today. Nope, not at all.

Anyway, I just wanted to tell all you lazy peasants that Jan's (I refuse to call her Kitty, it's a stupid name) written some new chapters on The Misadventures of Judal and she's going to post them real soon. (And her other stories, but who cares about them? I'm the main character here!)

First up, it's me learning to use that device all you stupid Goi out there use. What's it called? A car?

Hey, what's with those shocked looks on your face? Are you saying I can't learn?! What's that supposed to mean!

Ahem! Then, we're back to the awesome Princess Judal series where everyone's the loser and I'm the winner saving the world!

What? What do you mean that sounds wrong? Are you challenging me, you loser?!

Whatever, it's not like I care. But now I'm not going to tell you anymore spoilers for upcoming content.

So there!

All right, all right, I'll tell you, but it's not because I'm very excited about what's going to happen and I want to tell someone as soon as I can. Nope, not at all.

What? Are you calling me a child?!

Pfft! As if I'm a child. Would a child punch a defenseless magi, steal a peach from the garden, and call silly princesses Old Hag in the first place?

What? You're saying they would? Yeah, well, that doesn't prove anything. I'm real mature, more mature that any of you out there. Hmph!

And just to show my maturity, I'm going to give you a preview fo-


The following has been cut off by Jankitty13's real-life counterpart, who immediately proceeded to delete the page and punish Judal when she came home and saw him abusing her computer without permission. Don't ask what she did to him.

Just don't.