Happy Halloween!
Have fun and be safe why trick-or-treating and be careful not to get a sugar rush, people!
"Hello! [Smiles winningly] You must be the newest applicant to apply for a license. Your name is…?"
"Isn't it obvious? [Smirks arrogantly] It's me, the mighty and only Judal-sama!"
"…ookaaaayy, Mr. Judal. [Drops the smile] Are you ready to get your license today-?"
"Of course! I'm going to pass this test! It's as easy as stealing candy from a baby!"
"…right. So, to pass the test, you must listen to what I say. That's the absolute rule. Got it?"
[Nods] "Got it."
"Good. Now, whenever you're ready-"
[Presses gas] Vrooom!
"What are you doing?! I haven't told you to start yet!"
"Huh? But you-"
"No! You go only when I tell you to go! Everything you do on this test, you do them only because I tell you to do them! Understand?"
"Tch! [Rolls his eyes] Whatever, let's get this stupid thing over with! My peaches are waiting for me. If I pass this, I get to eat as many as i want! The old hag said so."
[Dryly] "Someone's motivated."
"Shut up and get the damn thing started already."
"Why you…! Ahem! [With great effort] Please start your engine."
"Okay." [Presses gas again] Vroom!
"Now please pull out slowly…"
[presses hard on gas] Schreech!
"I said slowly! Don't use so much gas at once! You could've crashed into that car!"
"Yeah, so what?"
"So you.." [Pinches forehead] Never mind. Please continue straight until you reach that stop sign. Remember to stop slowly and to stop twice-"
[Hits the brakes] Schreech!
"I said slowly! Do you even know what slowly means?!"
"Do you?!" [Doesn't really care]
[A vein is beginning to appear] "Now move forward slowly until the road is clear. Then turn right onto a one way."
"Sure." [Turns really fast]
Thwak! "Careful! Do it slowly next time, I could have hurt myself!"
[Waves dismissively] "Oh, shut up you're fine."
[Looks ready to snap] "No thanks to you! And I told you to turn into a one-way road! Why are we on a two-way road?! We're not even on the correct lane!"
"Because I say so, that's why." [Arrogantly tosses his braid]
[Breathing heavily] "Please turn left and pull over."
"Why? Am I doing my parking? Or am I doing a U-turn?"
"Just do as I say!" [Vein is pulsing at temple]
"Tch!" [Turns right]
"I said turn left! Do you have ears in your brain at all?! We're not doing a U-turn, you idiot!" [Lost all sense of decorum]
"Like you can tell the mighty Judal-sama what to do! Besides, there was a cat! A black cat!"
"I don't care if there was a dead cat, you are to listen to what I say, not what you think—Brake!"
"What?"
"BRAKE!"
Breeeek!
Crash!
"..."
"..."
"..."
"…the hood is broken."
[Stone, cold calm] "Yes. It is."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…so how did I do? I passed, right?"
Bonus:
Due to a series of numerous dangerous actions, the driver cannot obtain his license today and requires more practice. He has failed to turn and brake properly and uses too much speed. The instructor has had to take control more than once. It has been highly recommended that the driver is banned forever from touching a car, but such beliefs have been dismissed immediately. the next time he takes the test will be...
"Unfortunately, Judal once again failed to pass his driver's test for the tenth time in a row." [Giggles maliciously] "There goes those peaches he had planned to eat as a reward for passing. Kouen, would you like to do the honors?"
"Of course, Gyokuen." Crunch! "Mmm, juicy."
(A faint cry of "NOOOOOOOO!" can be heard in the background.)
