Sorry for the long wait, everyone. Here's the long awaited (bad I do mean long) installment in Princess Judal, just in time for the holidays!

Happy Holidays, everyone! Don't forget to review.

Enjoy!


When we last left off our noble heroes, they were traveling across the I-Can't-Remember-The name-Desert. (Not the name, I really can't remember.)

Honestly, it was surprising they were still alive and kickin', considering how they hadn't been seen in over who-knows-how-many months. (A/N: totally not my fault. Nope, not at all.)

At least they were heading to the right direction. If they continued straight ahead, they'll make it to Balbadd and get some nice delicious food. If they continued left, they'll head straight into Qishan.

Where, you know, at night, there were man-eating flowers that burst out randomly to eat some poor minor character who probably won't show up again.

Alibaba shivered and sped up his pace. "Hey, Aladdin, let's hurry and try to make before sunset, okay?"

Aladdin blinked at him curiously. "Why?"

"Didn't you hear that creepy voice? If we don't make it to Balbadd, we'll get eaten by some weird desert flower without ever getting to have some fun with girls!"

...That's not exactly what I said, but close enough.

"What? Then we better get going!" Aladdin whipped off his turban. "Let's go, Magic Carpet!"

And out rolled out a Magic Carpet! It was just like Aladdin, only without a genie and a lamp.

Alibaba blinked. "Aladdin, do you have a genie and a lamp?"

"No, why do you ask?"

"...no reason. C'mon, let's get out of here, it's get way too dark."

And so, the heroic duo set off to Balbadd, successfully avoiding being eaten by some cannibal desert flowers.

"Hey, Aladdin, why didn't you do this in the beginning?"

"...I didn't think of it?"


So, the duo made it to Balbadd, whereupon landing, they ate and ate and ate and ate. (They wore off the fat later when they went clubbing, successfully ensnaring the most beautiful girls in the house.)

(Just kidding. Aladdin got the beautiful girls. Alibaba got Elizabeth. Or was it Margaret?)

("Whyyyyy?!")

(Sorry, Alibaba. You can't get lucky even in this story. The Author demands it.)

Aladdin (and Alibaba) was so lost in their-ahem-relaxation. They had gotten their just payment for crossing the Deadly Desert (hey, was that the name?) and successfully avoided danger. Now all they had to do was finish the (admittedly) stupid quest and return home to be hailed as immortalized heroes and live happily ever after!

Notheing could possibly go wrong.

And, it was at this point, in the aftermath of pleasure (and pain), that a certain girl walked into the story and said:

"I am Morgiana. I am here to kill Aladdin."


...And that's where we end off! See you later, eva-body!

"Wait, I didn't get a chance to show off-!"

Shut up, Judal. You'll get your chance later.

"No, wait-!"