Tyrone had the house to himself once again. Matt was with his friends fighting some unknown evil and Soos and Melody were busy making negotiations to add more wax figures to the Mystery Shack. Something less cheesy and more extra. Tyrone fell back on his bed sniffing the fresh aroma of a new air freshener he bought for his room. He sat back and for the first time in a while, he was all alone. But he did not feel sad, hopeless, or incomplete. This time, he felt at ease. He now knew he had a family now and a things were a lot better for him. He got up from slowly from his bed, and went downstairs to make something in the kitchen. Just then, he heard a knock at the door and rushed over to open. Standing in the doorway wasn't a person at all, but rather Bill Cipher himself, floating in the air.
Tyrone felt his ease go away and those feelings were replaced by anger and perhaps a little bit of hatred for this creature who was the cause of so much trouble.
"You! What are you doing here?" asked Tyrone.
"I came because I have heard you guys needed some sort of help." said Bill.
"Well your too late. We got the help we need." said Tyrone.
"Where are those two anyway? Pine Tree and Shooting Star?" asked Bill.
"They are gone. Both of them are far from here, and that's good. I wouldn't want them to have to deal with the DM." said Tyrone.
"DM? Oh you mean... clever. Invoke the name, he'll appear. Just like me." said Bill.
"Funny. We said your name aloud many times and you never appeared to help." said Tyrone.
"Well this sucks. I came to help you fools. But I'm getting kicked out, so I feel kinda at a loss for words." said Bill.
"Just say what you came here to say." said Tyrone.
"Don't let the kids anywhere near HIm. You don't know him like I do. He's much more dangerous than me. And a lot worse." said Bill.
"Yeah, I kinda saw that." said Tyrone.
"You think I'm joking. That man is not human at all! By now you heard his origin story. He was a human at first. Yeah, and then he made a deal with my crazy twin brother." said Bill.
"Limbo was it?" asked Tyrone.
Bill's eye widened in fear and closed Tyrone's mouth with his power. He looked around in a panic and let out a sigh of relief.
"Be happy he didn't hear you. That name shouldn't be invoked either." said Bill.
"Okay, so you got a crazy twin brother. We also need to worry about him?" asked Tyrone.
"That guy is far away. He's in a dimension that is super far from ours." said Bill.
"Well now that your here, you might as well help us. Do you remember Huck?" asked Tyrone.
"Huckelberry Finn? I read the book years ago, before it was banned." said Bill.
"No, not the book. The savage who lived here in the forest." said Tyrone.
"Oh you mean that crazy kid! I heard Violet killed him." said Bill.
"He's back, and he's going by the name of Devin." said Tyrone.
"Of course he would go emo." said Bill.
"He's the DM's apprentice. He's following his orders." said Tyrone.
"That is a problem." said Bill.
"We need you to be our eyes and ears. You have a better chance to see what they are up to than us. You will spy on them, and tell us everything they are doing." said Tyrone.
"That's suicide! You want me to check on those crazy bitches!" cried Bill.
"Please! They intend to do us all harm. If you changed as much just as you claim, then help us!" said Tyrone pleading.
Bill folded his stupid little black arms around his yellow triangular body and floated back and forth in the living room in thought.
"Say I help you kids being your spy and all, what's in it for me?" asked Bill.
"What?" asked Tyrone.
"You see kid, I may have quote on quote changed my ways, but that still doesn't mean that I can't say no to a deal. You have to make a bargain in order for me to actually help you. My services never come cheap." said Bill.
"What the hell do you want?" asked Tyrone.
"Forgiveness, and perhaps a chance for a new start." said Bill.
"That is way to easy even for you. Explain in detail what you want. Don't leave anything out." said Tyrone.
"Well the thing about contracts, deals and that sort of thing... everything comes at a price. My services in the past were always about taking over the world at large. However, in order to do that, I needed to take over Gravity Falls, which is the center of magic and wonder in Oregon. This state has always been cursed with wildlife and enchantment. Why, even before it became a state, this whole chunk of land was all one place. Now it's divided. What I wanted to do was take it all away and morph it into my image." said Bill.
"You still want to don't you?" asked Tyrone.
"Believe me Pine Tree 2. I do. I still have my dark ambitions and my desires. I myself won't stop until I have what I want." said Bill.
"Then why help us at all if your going to stab us in the back?" asked Tyrone.
Bill was about to say something, but he was at a loss for words. He didn't say a word for a long time.
"Just as I thought. You are still the same." said Tyrone.
"I have tried to change in the past. But if you want to talk of being stabbed in the back, how would you like it if your human friends disown you for being you! I was friends with many of the Native Americans in the land before Oregon became a state. However, little by little, the cultures began to change and spirits that were once regarded as good were now seen as evil, as monstrosities. I will never forget the day I arrived at a tribe, hoping to find my current friends of that generation. But when I arrived, hey shot arrows at me with poison, and rocks! I escaped and I vowed revenge on humanity ever since." said Bill.
Tyrone didn't say a word. He just listened to Bill's story. "This land will be mine someday. But now now. Not in your lifetime." said Bill.
"Then what do you want in return now?" asked Tyrone.
"Friends." replied Bill.
