Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail.
A/N: Chapter 3. Just a reminder that this story doesn't just involve Romeo, Lisanna, and Cana. It about Romeo's interaction with all the women of the Fairy Tail world all vying for him. Also no Lemons unless someone else wants to write them. They will be given credit for them. Now onto Shadow of Westeros and Ghost of the North.
Chapter 3
Help Me
The very air was alive with magic as Gildarts walk closer and closer to the table where Romeo along with Cana and Lisanna were shaking in pure fear. Well, more to the point Romeo was shaking with fear seeing how Gildarts was heading directly toward him, while Cana and Lisanna just stared in disbelief.
"When did he get here?!", Cana yelled at Levy while frantically waving her hands.
"He got here last night while you were out on the mission. He said he couldn't wait to see you again", Levy explained.
"Well, he picked a really bad time to come see me!", Cana screams as she takes off towards the slow walking tower of death (At least in Romeo's mind that's what he describes him as), stopping in front of him while he was still walking forcing her to walk backward while talking to him.
"Now listen here you old fart! I'm 22 years old technically 29. I'm a big girl and I'm free to sleep with whoever I want! You just can't come around here and try to- Hey are you listening to me?!", Cana said as Gildarts just continues to walk toward Romeo.
While that is going on Lisanna is trying her best to convince her older siblings to not kill Fairy Tail's residential Rainbow Fire mage.
"Now you two let's all calm down", she plead as Mira's and Elfman's magic starts to flare up as Romeo's attention is now torn between the tower of death and the siblings of destruction, "You do know that I and Bickslow fooled around, right?"
"That's not going to work Lisanna", Evergreen remark while rocking Hiko.
"Yes indeed, that was an entirely different situation", Freed commented while sipping his tea.
"How was that any different this situation?!", Lisanna screamed.
"Simple. Because Bickslow had us to vouch for him", Evergreen said, "Freed talk Mira into accepting him while I threaten to turn Elfman into a garden ornament if he didn't."
"Are you fucking kidding me?!", Lisanna screamed once again.
"No, but I bet Romeo wish that we were", Evergreen said as she turned her head over to the panicking Rainbow Fire Mage.
"Oh crap! What am I going to do?!", Romeo thought, "I mean I finally get laid and now I'm going to die! How could this day possibly get any worse?!"
Suddenly a fourth presence of magic energy surge up and engulfs the room. Moments later the table in front of Romeo is sliced to sawdust and he finds himself looking at the sharp end of an all too familiar sword.
"ROMEO, YOU DARE DEFILE THE VIRTUE OF BOTH LISANNA AND CANA?!" Erza boomed over all the commotion with a look of righteous fury etched her face.
"Their virtue? Does she realize who she's talking about here?",Everyone who wasn't involved in this clusterfuck thought.
"I-I-I", is all Romeo can stammer out as he continues to stare at the sharp pointy death just an inch from his face.
"I'm waiting", Erza says with a cold tone.
"Somehow I manage to piss off four S-class mages in the span of a minute! Where is my old man at anyway?! He should be trying to get me out of this mess?!", Romeo questioned.
"Psst. Psst Romeo", a voice says catching Romeo's attention for the moment as he looks over to his left sees his dad looking at him two tables down with a serious look on his face.
"Son", Macao said in a low but sage-like tone that Romeo was somehow able to hear over all the commotion, "There comes a time in every young boy's life when they must shake off the warm blanket of boyhood and step into the cold harsh world of manhood. There were times when I thought you would take longer than most other boys to do that. In fact, there were times when I thought you prefer the company of fellow men. But it seemed that belief was unfounded. For you have achieved something most men could only dream of achieving. You have spent a night with not one, but two of Fairy Tail's angels, and it was your first time as well. I doing my best to hold back the tears of joy but as you can see they're flowing out even as I speak."
Indeed there was a river of tears. They were in fact flowing out of Macao's eyes as he gave Romeo a thumb up.
"The road ahead of you will be long and tough. And it's you must travel alone but know this. I have never been prouder to call you my son. Good luck on your journey", Macao said as he turns and walks away.
"YOU GO TO HELL OLD MAN! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!" Romeo yelled at the retreating figure that was his father, "WHAT KIND OF MAN JUST LEAVE HIS SON TO SUFFER AT THE HANDS OF MONSTERS?!"
Macao continues walking away from his son with his thumbs-up sign high above his head. Before Romeo could throw more insults at him, a figure step in his way. Romeo slowly raises his head up only to find himself staring up at a man who could have easily been one of the Ten Wizards Saints and the title would have offended him. Cana was doing her best to calm him down, even going as far as smacking him upside the head, but he continues to ignore her.
"So you slept with my daughter, did you?", Gildarts asked in a voice that made Romeo want to turn his pants brown," You know Laxus had to beat me in a fight to get my approval to date her. But after the ninth straight day of fighting, we decided to call it a draw and I let him date her on account of everything he has done for the guild. You remember that, don't you Romeo? I believe you were there."
"Yeah I was there", Romeo remember, "Along with the entire guild, all of Blue Pegasus, Sabertooth, Lamia Scale, Mermaid Heel, Quatro Cerberus, The Rune Knights, five of the Ten Wizards Saints, Princess Hisui, King Toma, ten thousand army soldiers, and First Master Mavis all begging for you to stop before you destroyed the other ninety-five percent of the country. If I recall, you destroyed half a mountain range in under an hour as a warm-up."
"Ah yes, good times", Gildarts reminisce before turning his attention back to Romeo, "So what make you think you can be with my daughter let alone sleep with her?"
"Um mm, alcohol was involved?", Romeo blurted out without thinking. The seconds those words left his mouth he was instantly regretting them. As for Lisanna and Cana, all they could do was facepalm knowing full well Romeo just made the situation even worse if that was even possible.
"You mean to tell me", Ezra (who been pointing her sword at Romeo this whole time and was a little miffed about being ignored) started to say, "THAT YOU TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE TWO OF THEM WHILE THEY WERE INTOXICATED AND VULNERABLE?! YOU DESPICABLE FILTH!"
"No! No! No! Oh, sweet Mavis no! I swear to the gods that wasn't the case. Please believe me!", Romeo begged as he started to bow in front of Ezra while trying not to piss himself over the deadly auras he was feeling from Mira, Elfman, and Gildarts.
It at this time that Wendy came back from outside after seeing Mest off who was going to go visit some old Rune Knights buddies of his in Crocus. As she enters the guild hall she notices that everyone was surrounding one of the tables (well what remained of a table) with four of the strongest mages in Fairy Tail giving off a massive amount of killer intent. Then she notices Romeo was in the center of it all bowing to Ezra for some reason.
She calmly walks over to Ezra without showing a hint of fear unlike the rest of the guild who were dead terrified of the whole situation, except for Gajeel who was still laughing his ass off and Pantherlily who was just shaking his head at his partner's antics.
"Hey Ezra, what's going on here?", she asks with all the innocent of a child.
"This foul creature that we use to call Romeo has besmirched the honor and virtue of Cana and Lisanna", Ezra announced without even looking at Wendy.
Wendy gives her a quizzical look before looking at Romeo who was shaking with fright then back at Ezra.
"You must be mistaken Ezra, Romeo would nev-", Wendy stops all of a sudden as she catches a scent. She does a couple of sniffs to make sure she was not imaging things, but before long the scent causes her turn toward Romeo with a look on her face that no one has ever seen before. To Romeo, it looked like she was struggling to retain her angelic face. Suddenly she shoots towards Romeo at such a surprising speed it causes him to fall back on his ass in surprise. The next thing he knows Wendy is hovering inches above his face sniffing him deeply and it takes everything Romeo has to not lose himself in the smell of her hair.
"Stay calm Romeo. Stay calm. Don't think about how her hair smells like a nice spring breeze, or how her brown eyes shine in the light.",He tells himself.
All the while Wendy continues to sniff him for about ten seconds as the rest of the guild including Mira, Elfman, Ezra, and Gildarts are in total shock. Even Gajeel and Pantherlily stop their foolishness to watch the scene unfold.
Then out of nowhere she just stops, stands back up, and looks at Romeo and her face slowly starts to change into a back into a smile. Or at least the facade of a smile, cause no matter how sweet she tried to look Romeo couldn't shake the feeling that his death was soon to be at hand.
"Oh Romeooo", Wendy sang in a voice that sounded heavenly but carry the same vibe and tone as Mira's Satan Soul voice possibly worse, "Why am I smelling both Lisanna's and Cana's scent all over you, hmm?"
Romeo didn't know what to say. What could he say?
"Think Romeo! Do I tell her the honest truth?! Or should I tell her in a way that makes me seem like the I'm innocent one here, that I'm not the one at fault here?!".
Romeo's mind was in such a mess right now that he didn't pick up on the breeze blowing thru the guild hall, even though both the doors and windows were all close. In fact, it wasn't until a voice rang out that he snaps out of his stupor.
"Lover boy here had a three-way with Lisanna and Cana last night", Gajeel said bluntly as Pantherlily and Levy both facepalm themselves simultaneously at the sheer stupidly of the Iron Dragon Slayer.
Romeo swore he heard glass shatters from behind Wendy's as her face took on a shocked expression and her once brown eyes suddenly become black and void of life. She slowly turns her head to Gajeel who didn't seem to pick up on her change in attitude.
"I'm sorry Gajeel. Could you repeat that?", she asked and suddenly Romeo felt the urge to go running for the hills, (And he's not talking about Fairy Hill cause that would be like the sheep running into the lion's den.)
"They had a three-way, a threesome, a ménage a trios, a three-person orgy, a wiener and two hotdog buns, a-"
"THAT'S ENOUGH GAJEEL!", Levy, Ezra, Bisca, and Evergreen yelled as the gun-slinging mother and the Fairy Queen both covered their children's ears.
"What?! She asked!", Gajeel complained, "I mean come on, she's old enough to know- Oh shit she's getting piss now."
And piss she was as the air around her started to pick up until it seems that a hurricane had been unleashed inside the guild sending her hair, along with almost everyone else nearby, flying all over the place; all while still maintaining that smile.
Romeo stared in awe at the sight in front of him, or at least he did until he notices that her eyes were slowing turning from the eyes of an innocent naive teenage girl to the eyes of a fiery demon hell-bent on reaping your soul, and they were glaring straight at him.
"Now Wendy, let's calm down. This is all just a misunderstanding", Romeo fretted as he back up right into Elfman's legs. Now he finds himself surrounded by five S-class mages, all powered up and all with pissed-off looks on their faces. At this point all Cana and Lisanna could do, along with everyone else, was watch and pray that Romeo's death was swift and painless.
"Well, it was a good life while it lasted", Romeo sobbed before the voice of his savior rings out throughout the hall.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU BRATS DOING?!", Master Makarov booms out.
And just like that five of the strongest mages on the planet instantly change back to their normal (if that word even applied to them) selves and look to see a furious-looking Makarov alongside Porlyusica, who just looks annoyed that her quality time with Makarov was interrupted by these brats, standing above them on the second level.
"Why the yell is everyone getting all rowd up?!", Makarov demanded.
"It would seem that young Romeo here had quite the ravenous night with Cana and Lisanna", Freed explained while still sipping his tea like the boss he is (with his pinky out and everything).
Makarov blinks a few times upon hearing this, not sure how to process this new information.
"Let me get this straight. Romeo, Cana, and Lisanna all had a wild night together, the rest of the guild found out, and now Mira, Elfman, Gildarts, Ezra, and for some reason Wendy wants to kill him. That sounded about right? Did I leave anything out?", Makarov asked.
"Yeah that's about sums it up", Mira answered.
"Yep, that's pretty much it", Gildarts also replied as Ezra, Elfman, and Wendy nod their heads in agreement.
"Well unfortunately I can't let you do that well because besides the obvious, murder and all. Romeo is a seasoned veteran of the guild along with being its youngest male member. And he is the son of the guild's fourth master, who I see is not defending his son", Makarov explains while looking toward Macao who chuckles nervously.
"Oh thank the gods", Romeo breaths in relief.
"Though we will have to discuss the possible consequence that may or may not occur", Master said in a more serious voice, "But we'll have time for that later. The other guilds should be arriving soon for the Annual Guild/ Guild Master Meeting."
Just as he said that the doors of the guild hall open up to reveal the top members of Blue Pegasus, Sabertooth, Lamia Scale, Mermaid Heel, and Quatro Cerberus alongside their masters.
"Ah right on schedule. Mira, have all the masters come up to meet me upstairs," Makarov said as he and Porlyusica started to walk back into his office, "And the next person to cause a fuss will be restricted to getting-cats-out-of-trees jobs for a year, do I make myself clear?"
"Yes master", the whole guild replied.
And with that, the guilds mingle with one another while the masters discuss whatever they discuss when they have these meetings. (It was a common theory that they just bullshitted around during these meetings. The guys try to get Sting to tell them what really goes on but he was sworn to secrecy.)
This turns out to be the perfect time for gossip between the girls of the guild, including Flare who was in town to visit with Lucy.
"So what's been going on with you girls lately?", Jenny asks Lisanna trying to dig up the latest dirt on anyone she could, especially her sister.
"Oh you know", Lisanna stammered out while avoiding eye contact with any of the girls, which was quite a feat seeing how all of them were crowded around one table, "Defeating those dark guilds and everything."
"Are you okay?", Yukino asked clearly concerned about the girl.
"Well at least she's doing better than miss little Sky-Dancer over here", Minerva points over to Chelia who was trying to find out why Wendy was sending death glares to Cana, Lisanna, and across the room to a certain depress looking Rainbow Fire Mage who was getting patted on the back by his father and Wakaba who both had wide smiles on their faces.
"Did something happen that we should know about?", Sherry asked feeling a bit uncomfortable with the atmosphere at the table.
"Cana, Lisanna, and Romeo had a threesome last night", Gajeel told them as he walks by the table, being followed by Rouge who was begging for a fight.
"Dammit, Gajeel!", Levy along with Cana and Lisanna yelled back at him, "Why do you keep doing that?!"
"Cause it's fun. Why else?", he replied back.
To say that the other girls were shocked would have been an understatement seeing how none of them move or spoke for about thirty seconds as the news sunk in.
"We're talking about the same Romeo here right?", Chelia asked as she was the first to break out of her shock.
Seeing no sense in denying it Cana just simply tells the whole story behind last night.
"Oh my", Mira said upon finally hearing the full story for the first time, "Maybe we did jump the gun a little early on Romeo without giving him time to explain."
"Ya think?", Lisanna muttered as she notices Chelia looking a little bit more embarrassed then she should be as she was fidgeting a little.
"Are you feeling alright Chelia?"
"Oh me, I'm fine", Chelia answered back quickly, a little too quickly, "Um Lisanna, Cana, so tell me…how was he? You know, in the sack?"
Every girl at the table snaps their necks toward Chelia in complete shock; especially Wendy.
"Chelia!", Sherry gasped, clearly shocked at her cousin's question, "Why would you want to know that?!"
"What?! I'm just curious!", It's a legit question!", Chelia defended herself.
"Again, I ask; why would you want to know something like that?!"
"Well Sherry, when I stop and think about it, Romeo is quite the catch", Chelia started to explain, "He's smart, talented, brave, kind of handsome, very respectful toward women, and to top it all off; he's single, and don't forget those abs."
All the women around the table take the time to digest what Chelia just said.
It was true that Romeo, while not on the same level of intellect as Master Makarov, Levy, Freed, or Lucy, was rather knowledgeable in a number of subjects, more than most of the other guys in the guild. He also had a talent for magic seeing how he easily learned two completely different types of fire magics: Rainbow Fire and Purple Flare, all before he was even a teenager. He fought alongside the rest of Fairy Tail against the Legion, Tartarous, and a number of other serious threats at a young age. No one would ever consider him ugly, and to the relief of all the female mages in Fairy Tail, he didn't share his father perverted habits, at least not openly anyway.
And he did have rock-hard abs at thirteen years old and they have only gotten harder with age.
"But I thought you had a thing for Lyon", Lucy pointed out.
"Lyon been married to Meredy for almost a year now", Chelia pointed out, "Even I know when to cut my losses."
"So he's just going to be your rebound guy, your prize for second place?", Kinana almost growled at the slayer.
"No, of course not!", Chelia quickly explained while holding her hands up, "I mean, all the guys I have gone out with since Lyon and Meredy's wedding weren't exactly up to snuff, and besides I know Romeo since he was twelve back when Lamia Scale visited Fairy Tail. I'm just keeping my options open."
Kinana didn't look like she was convinced at all.
"I mean it. I mean, come on. At least you know me", Chelia said, "It's not like I would hurt him."
"You better not", Kinana said, "I wouldn't want someone I see as my little brother getting heartbroken."
"A little late for that", both Cana and Lisanna thought while stealing a glance at Wendy, who looked mortified at the conversation her best friend was having.
The dragon-slayer looked like she was about to jump in with her own opinion when Beth of all people spoke up…
"Sooooo, just out of curiosity and whatnot…. Just how big is he?", the Vegetable mage questions while ignoring the glare from Kagura.
"Hung like a horse", Cana replied in a tone one would use to describe the weather, "If the horse was enhanced by magic."
This causes every woman at the table to turn their heads in the direction of the Rainbow Fire mages who looked like he was about to burn both his father and Wakaba to a crisp if they didn't stop their "praising" of him.
"Yeah the squirt is a little cute", Risley agreed as they all went back to their conversation, "Especially when he's embarrassed. I could see a chubby girl like myself having a good time with him."
"First of all, you're not chubby!", Wendy blurted out, "Second of all you're way too old for him!"
"What? Seventeen the legal age of consent in Fiore and he already did it with Cana and Lisanna who are both technically thirty and twenty-nine, so I don't see what the problem is. Besides I like them young." Risley counters before looking at Cana, "So do you have in video or pictures or something? I want to see just how much the kid is packing."
And that was the spark that started the blaze. Soon all of the girls were looking at Lisanna and Cana and wondering the same thing: Just how much has Romeo grown? And if he had all these positive traits; why didn't he have a girlfriend yet?
"W-W-Well do you Cana?", Ezra stutters out her face redder than her hair.
"Really?! You of all people, Ezra?!", Lisanna said, "Not even ten minutes ago you were ready to plunge your sword into him, now you want to see his sword?!"
"Do not get the wrong idea. This is nothing more than mild curiosity", Ezra explained, "And the fact that I haven't seen a real dick in over three months and I already broken all of my toys, no thanks to Jellal being a no-show lately."
"Fine I got it on my card here", Cana said while holding up said card, "But I doubt ya want to watch it in the middle of the guild hall; unless you're into that type of stuff."
"Wait!", Wendy screams out just as everyone was about to get up, luckily the guild hall is so loud due to the guys arguing over something that it only catches the attention of the people at the table, "You all are not seriously thinking about doing this!"
"I think we're beyond the point of thinking and are actually going to do it", Cana said, "I mean, you're making a big deal out of this."
"You all-" Wendy points toward all the Fairy Tail girls except Lucy and Kinana, "Have known Romeo since he was a baby!"
"Wendy, I think you're starting to take this a little too far", Lucy said as she tries to calm the girl down.
"Lucy!", Wendy interrupted as she rounds on her, "Your very first job at Fairy Tail was you traveling up Mt. Hakobe with Happy and Natsu to bring his father back home! Kinana, you see him like a little brother! Levy, you two discuss books together! Bisac, for Mavis' sake, he was your ring boy at your wedding! Not to mention the fact you used to babysit him and he has been a babysitter for your daughter in turn, for free! Are you all going to sit here and tell me that you are willing to watch a video of a boy who you all have seen grow up through the years plowing Cana and Lisanna all for the sake of curiosity?!"
The girls go silent as they all toss glances at one another before finally, Lucy spoke up…
"Yeah, just to satisfy our curiosity."
Wendy's jaw drops open and she tries to rationalize what she just heard.
"W-Why?"
"Wendy, do you honestly believe that we're not the subject of such curious thoughts for the guys in our guilds and beyond?", Lucy asks, "I am pretty well aware of the fact that the boys often wonder about my tits if what Natsu tells me is correct."
"What?", is all Wendy can say
"Whether they are real or fake, whether I have regular nipples or inverted nipples", Lucy started to count off on her fingers.
"Whether Juvia is going commando underneath her clothes or not", Juvia piped in.
"Whether my curtains match my drapes", Yukino also added in while getting a nod from Mira and Lisanna.
"Whether or not my tits are soft like a pillow or-", Lucy continued on before Wendy finally had enough.
"Okay, okay, you don't have to go into further details!", Wendy shouted while trying to fight down a blush.
"Yeah Wendy, all of us, including Risley, have appeared in Sorcerer Weekly swimsuit edition, and we all know for a fact that guys ogle whenever that have the chance", Jenny said, "Just because guys do stuff like this doesn't mean we can't and besides it not like we're going to watch the video and all of a sudden become sex-crazed divas whose only rational thoughts involve Romeo's dick."
"Juvia agrees", the water mage added, "Juvia is happy with Gray-sama, she's just slightly curious."
All the other women nodded their heads in agreement.
Wendy struggles to say something to counter all of this before finally hanging her head down in defeat, "Let's just watch the video."
Leaving both Hiko and Asuka with their respective fathers, every single girl excluding Porlyusica and the female guild masters move down to the basement, somehow without drawing attention from the guys who were busy starting a brawl. (Lucy shook her head in annoyance knowing that Natsu had something to do with it.)
"Projection" Cana chanted as the card she was holding project a screen that stretches across the empty back wall of the basement.
"Now are we sure we want to see this. I mean I could care less either way, but what about you Lisanna?", Cana asked.
"Well if this could help Romeo chances of finally getting a girlfriend I'm all for it", she answered hesitantly, "Though I am curious to know why you still haven't deleted this yet."
"Something to watch at night when I'm feeling lonely", Cana casually told her, leaving Lisanna with a disbelief look on her face.
"And what about you, Mira? You seem awfully interested in watching your younger sister get rode like a horse", Jenny asked with a sly smirk on her lips, "Do you have some kind of sister complex maybe? Do you get off on this sort of thing?"
"Keep those sick fantasies to yourselves like a good little girl, Jenny", Mira replied back, "I just want to make sure Romeo didn't hurt my sister in any way, and that it was all consensual."
"Okay here we go", Cana said and the show commences.
.
.
.
At one point in the video session, the girls had tilts their heads all the way to the right…
And then all the way to the left…
And then damn near upside down.
"Where did ya get the pogos from?", Evergreen asks, her eyes never leaving the screen.
"For some reason, they were already in the room", Cana answered.
"And the bicycle?", Kinana asks.
"Apparently I conjure it up", Cana said, "Laxus had some...kinks."
"Are your cards meant to be used in that manner?", Kinana asks.
"I won't tell if you won't", Cana answered.
"Where did Romeo learn to bend a leg like that?", Lucy asks as she covered her mouth in shock.
"I don't know but I'm taking notes down for me and Gajeel so we can try it on our wedding night", Levy said as she was indeed writing down furiously on a notepad.
"Make me a copy for me, will you?", Lucy asks.
"Me too", Bisca voice up.
"Me three", Jenny said later.
"Lisanna, you seem to be very proficient in giving handjobs. And blowjobs….and tailjobs, and wingsjobs, and catpaws jobs, and let us not forget those cat ears jobs", Kagura pointed out with a somewhat straight face even though she was literally glowing red while next to her Millianna was now taking notes of her own so she can try some of this stuff out on Toby, who she has been dating for over a year now.
The younger Strauss sister merely shrugs at this, "Bickslow was into some kinky things and apparently Romeo had some secret fantasies he always wanted to try."
"How are you two walking straight after the beating you took?", Beth asks.
"That is one of the great mysteries of the universe", Cana replied, "Now pass the popcorn and be quiet. It's getting to the good part."
"Wow, he literally slapped you across the room with his cock", Risley says.
"I was wondering why I had a headache", Cana replies.
"Wow, Cana had to push you down on top of it?", Bisca asks Lisanna.
"Hey, he was going in through the backdoor!", she retorts.
"You know what, I'm starting to see why Romeo wears those baggy pants of his", Kinana says.
"Yeah, no way he would be able to hide all that if he wore pants like Gray", Cana says.
"The fact that you had to use both hands", Minerva adds.
"Two? At one point Lisanna had to give me a hand", Cana confesses.
Hours (and loss of innocence) later
When it was all over Wendy, Beth, and Chelia all looked like they were about to pass out, if their red faces were anything to go by. Lucy was speechless while Ezra was doing her best to remain conscious. All in all every girl down in that basement minds were blown, even Lisanna and Cana after watching the video for a second time.
"He just kept going and going", Flare pointed out as her eyes were glazed over.
"Seriously, where did he learn to do some of those positions?", Millianna asked as she tries to hide her nosebleed.
"I guess he must have found Macao's porno or something", Bisca answered while being secretly disgusted with herself seeing how she used to babysit the boy who she had just watch on the big screen rail two of her best friends, (And even more disgusted by the fact that she had gotten a little turn on by it. Her damn pregnancy hormones were acting up again.)
"Sweet Mavis' ghost", Levy spoke out, "No wonder Chelia and Beth want a piece of him. Wendy, you really miss out."
If Levy would have been looking directly at Wendy when she made that comment; there was no way in hell she would have miss the death glare that was thrown her way.
"And he just kept cumming too." Minerva said with her face still slightly red from what she saw even though she tries to maintain her composure, "Someone like that could easily get a girl knocked up."
Suddenly Mira, who was still a little shocked that the baby boy of the guild wasn't a baby anymore, was snapped out of her thoughts.
"Cana, Lisanna, I didn't notice Romeo wearing a condom during that entire… marathon if you will. So I'm assuming both of ya were on the pill when this happened."
Both of Cana's and Lisanna's faces drop upon hearing this. In fact, Cana drops her alcohol mug that magically appeared in her hand.
"Well, you see since I wasn't with Laxus anymore-"
"And Bickslow broke up with me-"
"I haven't really been getting any action lately"
"Haven't really been going out these days"
"So it may have slipped my mind to-"
"I may have forgotten to-"
"Take my pills," they both muttered.
All the occupants in the room just stare wide-eyed at the two as the words sink in. Then slowly, very slowly they all turned to Mira only to see her smiling.
"Well, I guess I was right in trying to eviscerate Romeo earlier. Allow me to go rectify that little mistake right now. Excuse me.", as she changes to her Satan Soul: Sitri and charges up the stairs. As the doors fly off their hinges a voice booms over all the commotion:
"ROMEO! PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER!"
Romeo upon seeing Mira coming at him in her most powerful form, he did the only thing any real man would do in this type of situation...
He ran away screaming like a little bitch with his arms flailing in the air.
And so Mira gave chase all the while screaming...
"BRING THAT ASS HERE BOY!"
A/N: I'm not trying to make all the girls seem like sex-crazed divas, they were just curious that's all. But something going to happen to them that will change everything and make Romeo's life a living hell/heaven. Wendy and Elfman both became S-Class over the years. But don't worry Cana and Lisana are still going to play a important role in all this.
