Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail. Just the OC
A/N: Sorry for the wait, work been kicking my ass. Luckily I'm now on vacation for two weeks so expect more updates to my stories soon. I like to thank everyone who has support this story so far.
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Chapter 4
IT'S WHAT?!
Romeo was running. No scratch that, he was hauling ass around the guild hall while Devil Mira was hot on his heels. Pushing people aside, sliding under tables, and even using Purple Flare whips to zip-line himself across the room, but nothing seemed to help as Mira was getting closer and closer.
And the fact that everyone else was just standing around watching the whole damn thing wasn't helping as even Natsu and his father were just sitting there gawking at the speculate.
Suddenly Romeo feels a hand grabs the back of his vest and he's instantly lifted off the ground. As he slowly turns around in mid-air, he silently prays to any god who listening to grant him a quick and painless death if possible as he comes face-to-face with the devil of Fairy Tail herself who had a demonic smile on her face.
"Hello Romeo", Mira says.
"H-h-h-hi Mira", he stutters back.
"Guess what I just learn?", she asked.
"How to do underwater basket weaving?", he answered.
"Learn that last year, guess again."
"You learn how to build an entire house out of toothpicks?" Romeo answered while trembling.
"Did that blindfolded when I was eight, keep guessing."
"You learn how to show mercy on my poor soul?", Romeo answered.
"No, I just learn that my sister and Cana weren't on the pill at the time you three had your little fun under the sheets", Mira answers as her smile disappears.
A loud gasp rang out throughout the building as Romeo's face turns pale. Meanwhile both Elfman's and Gildarts' magic begins to spike again as both of them don a look of rage. But Macao was doing a victory dance of all things.
"Oh tell everyone why don't ya?!", Cana yells as she the first one out of the basement, "That will make everything soooooo much better!"
Romeo slips out of his vest and lands on the ground with a thump. As the sweat pours down his bare chest he starts to move away from Mira who was looking down at him with vicious eyes. He backs himself into a nearby wall and realizes he was corner like a rat.
Mira slowly strolls over to him, her eyes going up and down his body like a tiger eying its prey. Soon she standing over him as he begins to quake in fear and more sweat appears, gliding down his chest.
A passing thought crosses her mind that shouldn't have been there to begin with. Mira shakes her head slightly to do away with it, then gets back to business as she picks Romeo up by the neck and brings him back to eye level with her. She can smell the fear he giving off at this point.
"So Romeo, any last words?" she asks while still trying to shake the thoughts that kept appearing in her mind
"I knew I shouldn't have watched that video", she thought to herself.
"What are you going to do to me?", Romeo cries.
"Oh, I'm going to-", before she suddenly stops as a strange new feeling goes rushing through her body and she places her hand on her head to steady herself.
"Sis?", both Elfman and Lisanna ask at the same time as they watch from a safe distance.
"Honey?", Freed calls out stopping mid-tea-sipping to see what was wrong.
"Um, Mira, you okay?", Romeo asks. Sure she was probably going to butcher him in a few seconds, but she was still a fellow guild member.
"I'm going to. I'm going to-", as she continues to shake her head and Romeo notices her iris start to turn a glossy yellow. Finally, she stops shaking her head and turns to Romeo with a different type of predator gleam in her eyes.
"Mira?", Romeo asks now barely resisting the urge to piss himself from the look she was giving him.
"I'm going to ride you like a bull, you can call me Miss Cowgirl", she said in a seductive tone that causes Romeo's jaw to drop in shock.
Along with everyone else in the guild hall, most of all Elfman, Lisanna, and Freed, who dropped his teacup.
Romeo was petrified. Did he hear her correctly? Mira, the super-model star of Fairy Tail, says she was going to do what to him?!
Thinking quickly Romeo did the one thing he should have done a minute ago….
"Yellow Flames!", as he shoves a fistful of stinky flames into Mira's faces, causing her to drop him and cover her nose in disgust. Romeo scrambles away as fast as his legs and arms can take him before being stopped by a sword impaling itself into the ground in front of him. He looks up he sees the blood-hair knight Ezra looking down at him with righteous fury in her eyes.
"Romeo!", her voice booms, "What foul magic have you use on Mira to make her forsake her vows of fidelity!"
"Why do you assume everything is my fault?!", Romeo cried as Ezra picked him up by his leg and was holding him upside down staring him in the eye with a blade on his throat.
"I shall right this wrong, I shall undo all the evil you have done, I shall-", before she too stops in mid-sentence and started shaking her head while closing her eyes. And when they open back up again they were the same as Mira.
"I shall take you back to my room, cover myself in icing, and have you lick it off of me. Slowly. Then I shall do the same to you, very slowly", she purred, "And from there we'll see what happens."
"…." as Romeo's mind try to comprehend what it just heard while everyone else brain just shutdown upon hearing that.
"Yellow Flames!",Romeo yells again and is dropped onto his head while Ezra coughs and bats the smell away.
"Running, running, running", Romeo thinks before something wraps around his leg and trips him. As he looks back to see what it is, he is shocked to see that it was Lucy's whip wraps around his ankle. As he follows it up to its owner, his jaws couldn't drop any lower upon seeing the face that Lucy was making at him. It didn't help the fact that her once brown eyes now match her hair instead.
"Hey Romeo, I been trying to write an erotic novel lately", as she walked toward him putting a lot more of sway into her hips, "How would you like to help me brush up on my knowledge of Kama Sutra positions so I can see which ones fit best into the story?"
"What is wrong with everyone today?! Yellow Flames!"
While Lucy was coughing up a fit, she somewhat accidentally deactivated her whip, allowing Romeo to break free.
Only to end up running into Levy who was wearing her reading glasses.
"Hey Romeo, I been reading some pretty erotic novels these days. How about you and I reenact some of my favorite scenes?", she asks with the same eyes and lustful smile the other girls had, "I like to try one with the naughty librarian and student first if you don't mind."
"Yellow Flames!"
As he runs passing the coughing bookworm, he makes a beeline for the guild doors, but he was only a few feet away before he's engulfed by a tidal wave.
Soon the wave starts to shrink and take shape and the next thing Romeo knows his face is smother between the bountiful molds known as Juvia's chest.
"Oh sweet Romeo, let you and Juvia-chan go find someplace private and make thirty babies together!", she moans as Romeo is barely able to peak eye out of her cleavage and he sees that her eyes are the same as the others.
"Oh for Mavis' sakes", Romeo thinks, "Yellow Flames!"
Upon dropping to the ground Romeo looks back to yells for help only to come face-to-face with the most dreadful sight he has ever seen in his life, (and he seen Acnologia before).
Natsu, Gray, Gajeel, Freed, and Elfman were looking at him with rages etch all over their faces. Freed had drawn his sword, Elfman was in beast form(having handed off Hiko to Droy), Gray had Ice-Make magic circles glowing in both hands, and both Natsu and Gajeel were activating Dragon-force mode.
"Romeo", Natsu said would clench teeth, "I think you have some explaining to do."
But that was only half of Romeo's problems as he finally realizes that besides Asuka, Porlyusica, the female guild masters, Cana, and Lisanna, every single female in the guild hall including Evergreen and Bisca of all people, had yellow eyes and lustful looks on their faces and they were all targeting him. Romeo felt like a wounded gazelle being stalk by a pride of lioness.
Romeo didn't even bother to open the doors. Thanks to the weight training he has been doing with both Natsu and Gajeel and boosted by strength he never knew he had from being terrified beyond belief, Romeo just kicked the damn doors off the hinge and took off running through the streets of Magnolia, and soon enough he was followed by the horde of girls and two piss-off boyfriends, one rampaging fiancée, and two terrifying husbands.
The rest of the guild could only look on in shock at what just transpired.
"Doesn't anyone want to tell me WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPEN?!", Master Makarov yells out.
"You two", Porlyusica says as she points at Cana and Lisanna and walks over to them, "What exactly happened on that mission of yours?!"
"Nothing", Cana says getting very defensive, "We escorted the merchant, stop some bandits, got waste, fucked a little, and came home. That was it."
"Got wasted?", that caught Porlyusica's attention, "What did you drink?"
"The merchant gave us a special brand of alcohol as an award for escorting him safely", Lisanna answered.
"Do you still have the bottle with you?", Porlyusica asked.
"Right here!", Cana yells as she somehow pulls the bottle out of her cardholder, "I always keep the bottles of great booze as a souvenir!"
"Let me see that", as the Potion Master snatches the bottle out of her hands and sniffs and tastes the content, "Oh my dear god. How much of this did Romeo drink?!"
"Well he didn't necessarily drink it", Lisanna said nervously, "Cana kind of pour about a third of it down his throat."
"Are you serious?", Porlyusica asked, "I can assume you two drank the rest?"
"Yes we did", Cana answered.
"Okay, good news is you're not pregnant. This stuff here is known as an alcoholic brand of Libidinosa Cogitationes. It's an extremely rare, extremely powerful, and extremely dangerous Aphrodisiac. It causes women to go crazy over any man who drinks it because it causes the man to produce an aura that stimulates the woman's hormonal drive to an intense level. The more the man drinks, the more powerful its effects. But it also destroys his sperm the second he drinks it", Porlyusica explains.
"You mean I can never have grandchildren?!", Macao suddenly screams out.
"Oh, now you're worried about your son?! Where were you beforehand?!", Porlyusica hollers back, "But no, the effect on his sperm reproduction will eventually go away in about a year as long as he doesn't drink any more of this stuff."
"Question!", Cana yells while raising her hand, "If this stuff is extremely powerful then how come Lisanna or myself weren't affected by it after Romeo drank it?"
"It takes a while for the effect to kick in, but that will shorten over time. But the main reason for you two is because you both drank some as well, making you immune to him", Porlyusica answered.
"Then how come neither you, the female guild masters or Asuka were affected?", Lisanna asks.
"Like I said the brand is named Libidinosa Cogitationes which translate into "Lustful Thoughts", meaning for a woman to be driven into lustful fits, they have to already be having sex-driven thoughts about the man in question. Just a small, tiny passing thought is all it takes to send them into their lustful rage. It was mostly used by noble and royals that have a harem of their own back in the day, in fact, the brand stopped being made centuries ago.", Porlyusica explains completely missing the looks that were forming on Cana's and Lisanna's faces as realization don on them, "And it only affects women who are producing hormones. Asuka hasn't hit puberty yet, and most of the other guild masters and I are going through menopause." (A/N: not a joke, menopause stops women from producing hormones.)
"The real question here is how did Romeo suddenly have every woman in the guildhall lusting for him? Hmm", Makarov wonders aloud.
"That's a good question", Porlyusica agrees, "From what I've seen of the boy, while he is fairly attractive, I don't picture him competing with most of the girls in question significant others. How did they all become like this all at once? How did- where are you two going?", as Porlyusica finally notices both Cana and Lisanna trying to sneak away.
"Oh", Cana spoke first, "We were just going to, to,-"
"The bathroom!", Lisanna answered.
"Yes, the bathroom!", Cana agreed, nodding her head, "We were going to the bathroom."
"Okay", Porlyusica said her face not showing amusement whatsoever, "First of all the women bathroom the other way, second of all, you two were going to together?"
This causes both Cana and Lisanna to laugh nervously upon realizing their mistake.
"It seems you two are hiding something from the rest of us", Makarov said as he suddenly grew to into a giant and glare down at the girls, "Now tell me my dear brats, what would that be?"
And with that, the girls spill the beans about the basement and the video.
Afterward, Porlyusica was looking at Cana with both of her eyes twitching in annoyance…
"You're a special kind of stupid, just like your father. Has anyone ever told you that before?"
"Oh my god, I'm getting too old for this shit", Makarov said while rubbing his temples.
"Tell me about it", Macao grumbles, "Can't believe my son turned down all those advances the girls were giving him."
"Oh, you mean besides the fact that five S-Class mages were going to kill him if he accepted?", Wakaba asked.
"No there's another reason why he shouldn't have accepted", Porlyusica said her voice suddenly becoming ominous, "There's a reason why this stuff stopped being made, in fact, it was outright banned. It was discovered that it threw any women affected by it into sex fill frenzy. All they could think about was sex. People soon found out that the stuff was making women fornicate, forcefully in most cases, with the male until all of his life energy was drained."
The entire guild was looking at her with looks of confusion on their faces.
"Can you repeat that in a simple language please?", Jet asked.
"Oh my god, I forget I'm dealing with idiots here", Porlyusica growls as she takes a deep breath...
"IF THOSE GIRLS CATCH UP TO ROMEO, THEY ARE LITERALLY GOING TO FUCK AND/OR RAPE HIM TO DEATH!", she screams, "IS THAT SIMPLE ENOUGH FOR YOU?!"
Everyone's eyes widen in shock upon hearing this. The hall is silent for a moment before an explosion is heard outside in the town and a girlish, yet boyish scream fills the air.
"You might want to get a move on and go save the boy", Porlyusica points out as another explosion and screams are heard, "Just saying."
A/N: Run! Please Review, Follow, or Fav if you want. Also I should mention even the random background girls saw the "video".
In case some people are wondering about Wendy's reaction from earlier, it wasn't the "potion" taking effect, her reaction will be explain later on down the line.
Chapter 5: Romeo chases thru town while evading the girls.
