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A/N: Okay, Revised Chapter 5. Let's see how this goes. I like to thankladynoirshipper, Moonshadow1118, ThatOneTroubleMaker, Shemar893 , Harutora75,leothelion98765, and Forever Free Evergreen for the follows, fav, and Reviews. Also believing or not this story does have a plot. Please Enjoy. Now onto Romeo Falling and Magic Council Enforcer.
Also check out my other story:Romeo Conbolt: The Inferno Incarnated (The Fiery Hurricane of Love), whenever you have a chance.
This chapter was beta by BarelyProdigies.
Chapter 5
The Chase
"Why is it the day after I finally get laid this shit happen?" Romeo thought as he sprinted through the streets of Magnolia shoving people out the way, "Shit, if I knew this was going to happen I would have just joined the church and taken a vow of chastity!"
Behind him, he could hear the hordes of powerful female mages closing in on him.
"This is bad! This is bad! This is very bad!", The Rainbow Fire mage screams internally as he ducks into an alley and hid behind a trash can as the steaming swarm of ladies ran past him, so caught up in their lust that all of them fail to notice him.
"Okay, they're gone now", Romeo breathes a sigh of relief as he slowly starts to walk backwards down the alley, keeping an eye on the street, lest he be caught off-guard by one of the crazy women. It's at that moment he realizes something….
"Why did I run? I mean I ran from Lucy, Levy, Mira, and them because Natsu, Gajeel, and the others were going to kill me if I didn't, but what about the other girls? I mean I love Wendy but she's dating Mest and as much as I hate him I'm not the type of guy to steal someone else girl. But that doesn't mean all the other girls are off-limits?", Romeo thought as he turns down the alley, lost in thought.
"What happened between Cana, Lisanna, and I was no doubt a one-time thing, never to repeat itself. But what about Chelia? Beth? They're around my age and last I heard they're both single. Maybe Cana has a point. Maybe I do need to get out more and stop being hung up on Wendy. There are plenty of women out there I could date and Natsu, Wendy, and the others can't get mad at me for dating someone that's not part of the guild, can they?"
Romeo was so deep in his thoughts that he didn't notice the trap that was being set in front of him
"I think I'm dodging the real questions here. Like why are all the women going all lustful and yellow eyes on me, and furthermore why did Wendy look so enraged over the fact I slept with Cana and Lisanna?"
Suddenly Romeo walks right into a sticky white substance that trapped him in place, snapping him out of his thoughts.
"What the hell?!" he screamed as he struggled in vain to remove himself from it, but the more he flails about, the more entrapped he became. It was then he started paying more attention to the trap and notices something…
"Is this webbing? But there's not a spider in this part of the world that can create a web this size", he said to himself as realization slowly dawn on him.
"But there is a mage from Mermaid Heel who specializes…in….Thread….Magic….Ah, shit", as a laugh fills the air and sends chills down Romeo's spine. He then slowly turns around to see Arana Webb, Mermaid Heel's residential spider mage, walking toward him in a provocative manner that would have made Macao and Wakaba gush blood from their noses have they been in Romeo's shoes. And while blood was rushing down from his head down to his...other head, Romeo couldn't help but feel like a fly trapped in a web while the spider was closing in on it for a bite.
"My, my, my. What do we have here? It seems a handsome little fly has flown into my web", Arana coos as she stands in front of Romeo and starts running a hand down his bare chest, sending shock-waves coursing thru his body.
"Romeo is it?" Arana asked to which Romeo slightly nodded. He also notices that her hand was slowly starting to move lower down his torso, "Are you single?"
"I...I think I-gmdfhdfs!" Romeo sputters out as Arana's hand has now gone down into his pants and was roughly cupping his balls.
"Well now, aren't you a big boy?" Arana purrs as she started to squeeze tighter while pressing her chest up against him.
At this point, Romeo's mind is a jumbled mess as he tried and failed to gain control of himself as Arana's grip tightens.
"Unhand that boy, Arana!" a voice rings out at the head of the alleyway. Arana jerks her head back with a vicious snarl on her lips as she and Romeo look to see Erza standing there with her sword brandishes while glaring at the Thread mage.
"I found him first, he's mine!"
"Romeo is a Fairy Tail's mage! If anyone going to lay claim to him, it's going to be me!" Erza replied as she readies her blade, "This is your last chance to walk away!"
"Ha! Don't think that because you're Kagura's friend that I'll hold back against you!" Arana bellowed as she turns around and extended her hands forward, "Web Shot!"
As a series of webbing came shooting out from Arana's palm; Romeo could only watch in amazement as Erza charge and met the attack head-on. As she uses her sword to perform a series of circular slashes, the webbing was sliced to bits even as Arana increase the speed of which they came spewing out in an act of desperation, but it was too late.
Before Romeo's very eyes; Erza dashes past the Mermaid Heel's ace, striking her with her blade in the process. As she sheathes her sword, Arana collapses to the ground in a heap leaving the Requip mage the victor of their battle.
"Did you just-?" starts to ask before Erza once again draws her blade and cuts him free of his entanglement.
"Do not worry, I used the flat part of my blade", Erza assured him. "She'll be knocked out for about an hour but should fully recover."
Erza proceeds to pull some rope that Romeo just noticed was attached to her side.
"You planning on tying her up or something?" he asks to which Erza looks at him with a confused look.
…
….
…..
"That rope is for me, isn't it?" Romeo asks finally remembering what happen only fifteen minutes ago and noticing that Erza's eyes were still yellow.
Erza nods, "This will go slightly easier if you don't resist me, Romeo. But I promise to make it worth your while."
Erza then proceeds to slowly advance on the young Rainbow Fire mage who backs up away from her.
"Or you are welcome to offer resistance, which would most likely arouse me. Either way, you and I will be making tender love by day's end."
"Erza, as flatter as I am by your proposal; I think you're forgetting the fact that you're already dating Jellal", Romeo tries to tell her.
Erza stops for a moment and an angry scowl goes across her face, "Jellal and myself have reached a rough patch in our relationship. I feel that he pays more attention to taking down Dark Guilds than he does me."
"To be fair, taking down a dozen dark guilds a month is hard work", Romeo said, "Especially when you consider the fact that he's doing it by himself now; what with Ultear gone and Meredy being married to Lyon and all."
"He could ask me to come along and help!" Erza erupted, thrusting her sword all the way into the ground up to the hilt in anger, "We could spend precious time together and distribute justice to wrongdoers at the same time!"
"Meek!", was all that came out of Romeo's mouth after the terrifying display of strength he just witnessed as he tries to come up with something that could defuse this situation, "I-I-I think you're forgetting the fact that Jellal is still a wanted man, so that's probably why it's becoming difficult for him to see you."
"I'm starting to think that he may be seeing other women while on his "crusades", that he's being unfaithful", Erza said as she casts her eyes downward, not paying no heed to Rome's last statement.
"I doubt Jellal would do something like that", Romeo tries to assure her while thinking; "He would have to be the world's biggest idiot with a death wish to cheat on you."
"It doesn't matter though", Erza said as she lifted her head up and stare at Romeo with yellow-filled eyes that seem to glow now, "It's his loss and your gain, my dear sweet Romeo."
In one swift motion, she draws her sword out of the ground with ease and once again began her advance on the boy.
"Erza, as fun as it would be to be on a former Wizard Saint's hit list; I think you two need to have a nice serious talk about your relationship. True, you and Jellal's relationship is complicated as fuck but I feel that if you talk this out you two can reach a compromise", Romeo all but pleaded to the walking red-haired symbol of death that was getting closer to him.
"I'm done talking at this point, Romeo", Erza said as she dispels her top armor, leaving only her bandaged chest for the world to see, "I always knew you would grow up to be a fine lad, even if your father wasn't the greatest of role models. I never thought you would grow up to be the perfect man, though."
"That's very nice for you to say Erza, but flattery won't protect me from Jellal once he hears that you're chasing after me now", Romeo said as he notices he was beginning to run out of alleyway, "So I think that we should all calm down and think about your actions."
"Don't worry about Jellal, my sweet prince. I'll handle him", Erza tells him as a seductive smile appears on her face and she began to unravel the bandages around her chest.
"Okay Erza, I really didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice", Romeo says as he summons a giant ball of yellow flames.
"Smelly Flames: Massive Explosion!", as he detonates the attack and the whole alleyway, and parts of the buildings next to it are filled with the smell of rotten eggs and a dirty mop.
Erza devolves into a hacking fit as even she could not withstand the powerful stench that the attack gave off. Romeo uses the cover of the stench to scramble up the walls of the alley and onto the roof and starts to take off in the direction of his friend Lindsay's house.
"I shouldn't have to worry about Lindsay going all crazy on me; she came out of the closet three years ago", Romeo thought as he remembers the day his childhood friend announces to everyone at the guild including her mom and dad that she was a lesbian. Since then she has gone on dates with a number of different girls in town. Surprisingly both Wakaba and Milligana were okay with this, or at least contempt with it.
As Romeo jumped from rooftop to rooftop on his way across town he failed to notice the presence of a smiling god-slayer who was hovering far above him.
"Gotcha."
Back at the Guild-Hall
Master Makarov just finished sending off the last of the recovery teams leaving him, Porlyusica, Macao, Wakaba, Lisanna, and Cana remaining.
"This day is turning into a bigger headache than usual", Makarov says as he rubs his temples.
"You should send both Lisanna and Cana out as well seeing how they're the only two women who wouldn't be affected by Romeo", Porlyusica suggested.
"I will once those two hand over the money to pay for the damages to the guild hall and we come to an agreement on how they're going to pay for all the damages that the other girls are no doubted causing even ask we speak", Makarov said.
"Why do we have to pay for it?!" Cana screamed out.
"Why do I have to pay for it?!" Lisanna screamed out while pointing at Cana, "She's the one who made Romeo drink the bottle!"
"Lisanna, you traitor!"
"Because Lisanna: One, you failed to stop her from shoving the bottle down Romeo's throat, you're supposed to be the more responsible one between the two of you. Two, you try to keep it a secret from the rest of the guild, including myself. And three, I don't think Cana going to have enough money to pay for all the damages herself; so someone else going to have to shoulder the blame!", Makarov informed her before looking at Cana, "And you know what you did!"
Cana was about to object when suddenly a voice echoed throughout Magnolia...
"I AM GOING TO FIND YOU ROMEO AND YOU WILL CONSUMATE OUR LOVE EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO DO IT WITH A BLADE ON YOUR THROAT!"
Everyone is silent for a moment before eventually, Makarov lowers his head in defeat.
"Macao, Wakaba; take Lisanna and Cana and try to save Romeo before the boy is traumatized for life."
"Or fucked to death. Don't forget that he could be fucked to death", Wakaba reminded him.
"Yes, that too."
Back to Romeo
Romeo was now sprinting across rooftops after hearing Erza's "declaration".
"Holy crap, how does Jellal put up with her?", he asked himself as he makes a jump onto the bakery rooftop only to get halfway before suddenly feeling two arms grabbed him from behind and pull him upward.
"What the hell?!", he screams as he hears a giggle from behind him and turns his head around to see Chelia looking back at him with yellow hazed eyes.
"Hiya cutie", she says.
"Hello...Chelia."
"Whatcha doing?" she asked.
"Flying, thanks to you", Romeo answers to which Chelia giggles again.
"You're so funny."
"Chelia, as much as I enjoyed this chat and the fact that I'm flying hundreds of feet in the air, I would really like to have my feet back on the ground if that's okay with you", Romeo tells her.
"Hey, Romeo?" Chelia asks, completely ignoring Romeo's statement.
"Yes, Chelia?", Romeo huff in annoyance.
"How long have we known each other?"
"Since I was twelve I guess. That's when you pay your first visit to Fairy Tail with Lamia Scale."
"And in all that time, you never once thought about asking me out?", The god slayer pouted.
"I thought about it a couple of times here and there, but-"
"But?"
"You were so dead set on Lyon, remember?" Romeo answered in an annoyed voice as he looked down and noticed that they were coming up on Lindsay's house.
"I would have gone out on a date with you if you asked", Chelia pouts.
"We both know that is a bullshit lie", Romeo responds.
"Not true, I really would have said yes. You're a cute guy."
Romeo can feel his cheeks start to heat up as he remembers that Chelia wasn't dating anyone at the moment and also because she just press her chest into his back.
"So what do you say? Want to go steady with me? I know a nice little place in the south part of town called the Cupid's Lounge where we can have our first date", Chelia tells him.
"Cupid's Lounge? South part of town?" Romeo thought for a moment before answering, "Chelia, Cupid's Lounge is a love hotel in the red-light district of town."
"Oh, so you have been there before?" Chelia asked with a smile on her face which slightly creep Romeo out.
"Only to pick up my dad whenever he was causing a ruckus over there", Romeo admitted remembering how he has been over there six times in the past three months to pick up his old man after the hotel manager kicked him out for causing fights with the other patrons.
"Then when could head over there right now", Chelia said as she changed directions and started head toward the south part of town.
"I don't think that's a good idea", Romeo tries to reason with her, "You're obviously not yourself and I think you're making a terrible choice right now."
"But Romeo", Chelia started to say as she whispers huskily into his ear, "Don't you want me?"
Romeo once again feels all the blood rush to his lower regions as he tries to get a hold of himself.
"Well, technically it's not like she has me trapped or anything like Arana. It also sounds like this might be consensual, unlike Erza."
"I-", Romeo starts to say before a loud voice fills the skies.
"SKY DRAGON'S ROAR!"
A mini-tornado comes spiraling toward Chelia and Romeo and the god-slayer is forced to drop the Rainbow Fire mage in order to evade the attack. As Romeo plummets to his death, his mind races with thoughts.
"Ah, shit! This is it! This is the part where I die! It was such a good life too!", are what he presumes would be his last thought before he suddenly feels a pair of arms grabs him once again. As he looks up once again he comes face to face with none other than Wendy Marvell herself.
"Romeo! Are you alright?" she asks with great concern even though her eyes were as yellow as Chelia.
"I-I'm fine", he says as he started to become lost in her eyes.
"What are you doing here?" an icy voice across from them says.
Both Wendy and Romeo looked up to see Chelia hovering a good three yards away from them with her arms cross and a displeasing look on her face.
"Drop him, he's mine", Chelia threatens as black swirls began to gather around her and Wendy only glares back in response.
"Um, can we remember that I'm the only one here who didn't learn how to manipulate the wind to allow them to fly; so dropping me is really not a good idea right now", Romeo reminded the two slayers as they were having a stare-off.
Wendy and Chelia seemed to ignore his plead until they started to lower themselves down to the ground. They landed in the Southern Park of the town which was deserted at the moment.
"Give him back to me", Chelia demanded.
"No", was Wendy's reply.
"You already have Mest, don't be greedy", Chelia tells her as she unfolds her arms
"That's...complicated", Wendy admits as she releases Romeo who moves out of the way of the two Sky Slayers.
"Complicated?", Romeo thinks.
"I couldn't care less what it is", Chelia admits in such a tone that Romeo was having a hard time believing that the girl who said it was really Wendy's best friend, "All I know is that you're spoken for while Romeo and I are perfectly single."
"I'm not giving him over to you", Wendy tells her.
"Don't get in my way, Wendy. This isn't the Grand Magic Games from all those years ago. Push me and I will not hold back on you and I guarantee that this won't end in a tie this time."
"We'll see about that, Chelia."
"Can we try to talk about this?" Romeo asks, "While I'm sure some guys would consider this a fantasy to have two such lovely ladies fighting over them; I'm not really someone worth fighting your best friend over."
"Quiet, Romeo!" both slayers replied as they began to gather their respective winds around them, and pretty soon the lower end of Magnolia's South Park became a scene of twirling, clashing black and white winds. As Romeo watched in both shock and amazement he couldn't help but feel bad over the aspect that maybe he just ruined Wendy's and Chelia's friendship unwillingly.
As both slayers began to shallow massive amounts of air; Romeo then prepared himself for the inevitable first attack.
"SKY GOD'S BELLOW!"
"SKY DRAGON'S ROAR!"
And with that, the unofficial rematch between Wendy Marvell and Chelia Blendy from the X791 Grand Magic Games begun, only this time Romeo was the prize for victory.
A/N: Well next chapter should be interesting. Please Review, Follow, or Fav if you want.
Also remember to take a look at Romeo Conbolt: The Inferno Incarnated (The Fiery Hurricane of Love)if you can.Now onto Romeo Falling and Magic Council Enforcer.
