Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail
A/N: So working on Team Gajeel then I remember I still had this chapter to release, sorry.
Chapter 6
Problems with Sisters
"You know, you think it would be easy to find a shirtless teenage boy being chased by a massive horde of sexually frustrated, possibly homicidal, overly powerful, beautiful female mages in a town this size", Cana commented as she Lisanna, Macao, and Wakaba were running through the streets of Magnolia, searching everywhere for the younger Conbolt mage.
"I know right", Lisanna agreed, "It's like this town is usually bigger than it really is at the worst of times but small enough that I always run into someone from Fairy Tail when I don't need to."
"Shouldn't we be more focus on finding Romeo than debating the size of Magnolia?" Wakaba asks, "It just seem like something that could wait till later."
While all this was going on, Macao looked like he was having an internal struggle within himself; something that did not go unnoticed by the youngest Strauss sibling.
"Hey Macao, you okay over there?" she asks which causes Cana to look over at him as well.
"I'm fine", he answers, "Just been wondering about something ever since this morning."
"About what?" Cana asked.
Macao turns to them with a serious expression on his face, "About you two and my son."
Both of the girls tense up upon hearing this.
"Oh crap, what is he going to ask us?"Cana thought.
"Is he going to expect us to take responsibility for getting his son in this mess", Lisanna wondered to herself.
"Tell me, you two", Macao began his tone still serious….
"Oh crap, here it comes", both girls wondered at the same time.
"Now that you try the son, would you like to give the father a try?" he asks with a perverted grin on his face, "I assure you that I'm the more mature, experienced one!"
WHACK!
BAM!
Ten seconds later, Wakaba is struggling to pull his buddy head out of the hole it made in the street while Lisanna and Cana resume their search with pissed off looks on their faces.
Magnolia's South Park
Wendy Marvell and Chelia Blendy were known for many things within the world of mages; their striking beauty, their marvelous singing voices, and their amazing talent with healing magic.
But there was one thing they were more famous for among the legal guilds and dark guilds of Ishgar than everything else….
Their ferocious fighting abilities.
There were less than two dozen mages that could match them in hand-to-hand combat; even less that could surpass them, and most of them were only by a small margin. So powerful were their attacks that over the years that have gained the nicknames: The Black and White Hurricanes. Names that were no doubt rightly given, given the level of destruction the two of them would cause, though they were better at minimizing the collateral damage than Natsu and the others were.
Anyway, back to the main reason why this is important. While both Wendy and Chelia were masters in their own specializing art of martial arts, it would seem at that very moment all their years of experience was thrown out the window as the battle between the two slayers of the sky devolve into a struggle to establish feminine dominance…
In layman's terms, the two girls were having a catfight; with hair pulling, bitch-slapping, and the occasional insults throwing.
"Why do you even want Romeo? You have a fan club, for Mavis' sake! In fact, you have a dozen fan clubs around the country!", Wendy bellowed as she collided with Chelia and both of them went tumbling down a hill.
"I could ask you the same thing, you're like four hundred years older than him!", Chelia replied, "That's definitely cradle robbing in my books!"
"I had no choice in the matter of getting sent four hundred years into the future or getting frozen in time for seven!"
"Still though, you already got a boyfriend!", Chelia said.
The girls land at the bottom of the hill with Wendy on top. The dragon-slayer rears her hand back and proceeded to deliver a slap only for Chelia to catch her arm in mid-motion and using the momentum to swap places with Wendy and allow herself to be on top now.
"Maybe if you stop dressing like a little kid and started dressing more like a woman, boys would find you attractive!", Chelia said as she tries to do an elbow drop on Wendy's face only for the girl to move her head out of the way in time to dodge.
"So I should start dressing like you then? I should start dressing like a whore?!"
"I do not dress like a whore!", Chelia argued as she unleashed a barrage of slaps at Wendy's face who proceed to put her guard up to block a majority of them.
"Oh please, with those massive tits of yours, I doubt you ever have to lift a finger to get anything done around Margaret Town! You just bend over and jiggle them a little and guys come flocking to you!", Wendy accuses as she found an opening in Chelia's "attack" and thus unleashed her own fury of slaps.
"You're just mad because you have had the same chest size for over four centuries!"
"Well, we'll see if your healing magic can fix all the shoulder pains you're going to have later on!"
"Oh! So the truth comes out now; this isn't just about me being better-looking than you, it's also about my magic being better than yours!"
"Ha! You wish! I was actually trained by a dragon; you got your magic from a book!"
Wendy is able to push Chelia off of her and the God-Slayer tumbles away from her before rolling straight up into a fighting stance, to which Wendy takes her own.
"Besides, Romeo deserves someone who can treat him right, not someone who rejects his confession and tell him she likes him better as a friend", Chelia yells, striking a nerve within both Romeo and Wendy.
"Wow, thanks Chelia; bring up that bad memory why don't ya?", the rainbow fire mage thinks as he remembers back to that dreadful day.
"I said it's complicated!", Wendy boomed, her voice ringing throughout the park.
"Oh please, you're just acting like a spoiled child", Chelia states as she crosses her arms.
"I'll show you spoiled child!", Wendy roars as she charges toward Chelia and once again the two slayers emerge themselves into a colossal brawl.
(At this point the author of the story would like to convey that due to the mind-blowing epicness of the fight between Chelia and Wendy; the author thought it best that it only be describe through the eyes of Romeo, as the sheer volume of violence would no doubt be too much for the reader to handle, enjoy."
Romeo's P.O.V.
"Well, there goes the jungle gym. Annnnnnd it just crash into the bakeshop."
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"Huh, I never pegged Chelia to be strong enough to lift an entire cherry blossom tree out of the ground with her bare hands and use it like a baseball bat. I guess looks can be deceiving."
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"Not to downgrade the seriousness of this fight or sound like my dad, but I really thought that by this point there would be more clothing being torn off."
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"It is a huge coincidence and stroke of luck that there was no one in the park or the general surrounding area today, especially on a Sunday."
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"One would never think that Wendy's fingernails were strong enough to leave deep gauges in pure steel, but I guess they can."
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"Did I just see Wendy use her magic to spin her pigtails fast enough to cut through solid rock? Surprisingly that doesn't even make the top ten of the weirdest things I have seen today."
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(The author will now return you to the regular written story.)
End of Romeo's P.O.V.
Chelia lands a vicious kick to Wendy's side that sends her sprawling like a bullet across the park into a nearby house; the dragon-slayer colliding into the building with a thunderous crash.
"Wendy!", Romeo screams out and is prepared to run to see if she's okay only to have his path blocked by a disheveled Chelia who suddenly lands in front of him. She was breathing heavily and frankly looked completely ragged, yet undeniably sexy at the same time, Romeo thought in the back of his mind.
"Oh, good gods; that was….a lot harder, and weirder, than I thought it would be!", Chelia pants as she tries to catch her breath, "Wendy been training hard over the years!", she says as she finally turns her head to look back at her prey AKA Romeo.
"Now…", she said with a voice as smooth as honey, "Where were we?"
And right before Romeo's very eyes, the Sky god-slayer started to remove her blouse.
Well, she tries to at least, it seems that somehow in the skirmish the buttons got stuck or something.
"What…what are you doing?!", Romeo screamed out.
"What do you think I'm doing?", Chelia responded, " I finished up where we left off before we were interrupted."
"But, but Wendy could be hurt!" Romeo tried to explain to her, "And we're in the middle of a park; a very public park!"
"Oh please", Chelia scoffed, "Wendy will be fine, I didn't kick her that hard. She'll be out for an hour or two at best. Enough time for us to get a round or twelve in."
"A round or twelve in?!", Romeo yelled, shocked at the words that just came out of Chelia's mouth, "Even if Wendy is okay and is only knocked out, We are still in a public park!"
"So? What's wrong with that?" Chelia asks while tilting her head and finally getting to the final button on her blouse. As she opens it up and reveals her hot pink lacy bra that contained her double D cup breasts, Romeo's mind begins to shut down as he still tries in a vain attempt to reason with her.
"You mean other than at least a dozen criminals charges?!", Romeo said trying to keep his eyes on her face.
"I got enough money to pay off the fines", Chelia shrugged as she began to work on her skirt now.
Romeo, getting sick and tired of Chelia's antics and desperate to go and make sure Wendy is okay, shakes his head in frustration and moves to sidestep Chelia. Just as he about to walk past her, a large swirl of blacks winds blows past him, mere inches from his face, decimating a tree that somehow survived the initial skirmish between Wendy and Chelia some twenty yards away.
Romeo is frozen in fear and very slowly turns his head to the source of the blast, only to lock eyes with Chelia who had one hand outstretch while the other one was still working on her skirt. The yellow haze of her eyes added an almost psycho look to her face, as they bore straight in the young Rainbow Fire mage soul.
"I highly suggest you don't go anywhere at the moment, Romeo", she says in a tone so cold that Romeo had to suppress a shiver "I would really hate to have to chase you across town half-naked; for if I have to I can't promise you that you'll come out of our love-making session in one piece. Do we have an agreement?"
Romeo cautiously nods his head.
Chelia's face instantly brighten up, any traces of underline killer intent gone, "Okay then! Just give me a moment and we'll begin soon my light firefly! I think the zipper on my skirt is stuck!"
"Little firefly? Where the fuck she get that from?",Romeo thought before shaking his head, "No Romeo! Focus, Wendy could be seriously hurt, I don't care what Chelia says.! Think of a way out of this!"
"Wait a minute, Chelia", Romeo calls out.
"Yes, Romeo?", the girl answers as she continues fiddling with the zipper on her skirt.
"Aren't you a virgin?", Romeo asks, remembering how her cousin Sherry still refers to her and Wendy as the Sky Maidens.
The question catches the god-slayer off-guard as she struggles to fight down a blush.
"It's-it's true", she stammers out while looking away in embarrassment, "I haven't really met the right guy yet, and all the guys I have dated turn out to be total jerks."
"That being said, do you really want your first time to be in the middle of a park? Wouldn't you rather it be somewhere else, say like my room?" Romeo suggests.
Chelia thinks about this for a moment, pondering her choices.
"Well, I guess we would have our vigorous marathon of expressing our love for one another in the confine of our bedroom if that's what you want", she said, slowly agreeing to Romeo's suggestion.
"Good, it just so happen that my house is that way", Romeo pointed to the other side of the park.
Chelia looks in that direction and after a moment of seeing where Romeo was pointing, narrows her eyes.
"That's in the direction that I kicked Wendy into", she points out as she turns her head back to the fire mage.
"A huge coincidence, I assure you", Romeo said, hoping Chelia didn't notice him sweating.
Unfortunately, she did, but it didn't have the effect on her that Romeo feared. Instead, she seemed to stare more intently at Romeo's shirtless body as the sweat glistens off his chest and to Romeo's horror, her eyes somehow became a darker shade of yellow.
"Chelia? You okay?", Romeo asked with a little fear in his voice.
"I'm better than okay", Chelia answered in a voice that made Romeo want to instantly take a cold shower, ice cubes, and all, "In fact, I change my mind on something."
"On what exactly?", Romeo questioned, even though he already had a good idea what she was talking about, especially seeing how crappy his luck has been all day.
"I decided that sex in the park would be a good first experience for me", she states while ripping off her blouse and skirt, leaving her in nothing but her matching underwear.
"Wait! Wait Chelia!", Romeo said as he tries to talk some sense into the girl, "The whole "you're a virgin bit", remember that?!"
"Why of course I remember that, Romeo", Chelia purr as she started to walk toward Romeo in such a provocative manner that Romeo had to bring a hand to his nose to stop the bleeding that was sure to come. The way her hips and chest sway as if to the tune of a invisible instrument, the way she licked her lips slowly with her tongue and the way she looked at Romeo as if he was a slab of meat all pointed to the fact that she has thrown all logic and common sense out the window at this point and that there was only one thing on her mind.
Copulation.
Romeo found himself mesmerized by the sight and himself stuck in a trance as Chelia gently grab hold of his scarf (which was somehow still around his neck) and pulled him closer to her.
"I am a virgin, Romeo. This means I still oh so tight down there", she whispered into his ear in a husky manner, "But I'm also soaked down there as well."
Romeo at this point felt like a geyser was about to go off in his pants.
"So I'm tight, wet, but also inexperienced in these type of manners", Chelia moans, "So be a good boy and be gentle with me; it's my first time."
All Romeo's mental functions went into overdrive at that statement, along with all reasonable thought shattering into a million pieces.
And he would have been at Chelia's mercy if she wasn't sent flying by a dropkick to the face performed by the Fairy Tail own residential Sky-Dragon Slayer. The pink-hair mage goes speeding across the ground and plows into a hill in the middle of the park, leaving a giant crater in her wake.
Romeo's jaw nearly hits the ground as he stares in fright at the display of strength he witnessed. A sudden growl brings him back to the world and he turns to stare into the hate, with hints of lust splash into them, filled eyes of Wendy Marvell.
"W-Wendy?", Romeo croaks out, wondering what happens to the sweet girl who only a short while going was asking him if he was alright. His voice must have trigger something within her cause in a flash the anger in her eyes disappear and she was back to being the innocent girl everyone knew her to be.
Even if her eyes were still hazily yellow.
"Romeo, are you okay?", Wendy asks, once again concerned for the young fire mage.
"Definite okay", Romeo responded as he involuntarily relaxed his guard a bit, "Because in the past six hours, I have been threaten, awkwardly praised, chased, trapped, carried through the air, and almost killed all for reasons that were either completely out of my hands or I have no knowledge of."
"Sounds like you been having a rough day", Wendy commented while moving a little closer to Romeo, something that surprisingly went unnoticed by the boy.
"Yeah, it has been a hell of a morning", Romeo said while closing his eyes and rubbing his temples as Wendy move ever closer to him.
"I'm sorry to hear that", Wendy said as her voice took on a seductress tone, "How about you and I get out of here, head to my room at Fairy Hill and I'll give you a full-body examination? To make so you're not hurt of course. I think we'll focus on your lower body region first."
Romeo's eyes suddenly widen in shock as he feels Wendy gently stroke her fingertips up and down his bare chest. When he looks over at the young Dragon-slayer, he notices that her once hazily yellow eyes were now practically glowing and the look on her face clearly suggested the exact opposite of what she just said.
"You don't have a problem with this, do you?", Wendy asked in an innocent voice with a not-so-innocent smile.
"I-um, we-", Romeo feels his mouth go dry as he struggles to make a complete sentence while his brain tries to play catch up.
"Well Romeo", Wendy purrs, as she grabs his scarf just like Chelia did before and only this time pulls him down instead of up to her, "Shall we get going?"
Romeo doesn't have time to answer as a card goes flying between his and Wendy's face, and the next thing he knew a bright flash fills his vision.
"Son of a bitch!", a voice rings out which surprisingly wasn't Romeo as Wendy fell to the ground thrashing about, letting loose a stream of very unladylike curses, "Do people have any idea what bright flashes like that do to Dragon-Slayers' eyes?!"
Romeo himself was still recovering from the light when he felt a hand grab him and drag him away. As the spots in his vision start to fade away, he began to make out the figures of both Cana and Lisanna, as the Card mage was the one dragging him while the Take-Over mage was yelling at her.
"Really?! The best idea you could come up with was blinding her?!"
"Oh I'm sorry! I didn't see you coming up with any plans at the moment so I figure I give it a go!", Cana shot back, "It work didn't it?"
"All it succeeded in doing is-", Lisanna tries to argue back when a loud bestial roar echoed throughout Magnolia.
"RAWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRR!", could be heard all throughout the town, surpassing Ezra earlier "declaration" in sheer magnitude and causing Romeo, Lisanna, and Cana to stop in their tracks and look behind them in the direction the roar originated from.
"Oh shit", they all said at the same time as they witness a tornado of immense velocity begin to swell from the middle of the south park. The winds had such an insane amount of power behind them that the trees themselves were getting lifted out of the ground and capture within its vortex.
And in the center of the storm as a floating figure whose blue hair whipped around her and even from a distance Romeo and the girls could clearly make out the death-filled glare in her flashing yellow-colored eyes.
"I will have him! No one can keep him away from me!", her voice boomed across the area; though it was a few degrees lower in tone and sound more akin to a demon than the angel she was used to being refer as, "And all who would stand in my way SHALL SUFFER!"
"We should go", Lisanna finally voices as the last of Wendy's voice echoes away in the distance.
"Best idea I heard all day", Cana agreed and Romeo simply nods as the trio took off back toward the guild hall.
Meanwhile at the Guild Hall.
Both Porlyusica and Makarov were sitting in the middle of the guild hall, waiting for word back for the search parties. Porlyusica was examining the bottle while Makarov was mumbling while calculating the cost of damages his guild was causing inside of his head.
"That's a hundred thousand jewels for the damages to the street in front of the guild, fifty thousand for….", he rambled on.
"Oh sweet merciful gods in the heavens!", Porlyusica suddenly yells out, causing Makarov to jump up in surprise, "We have a problem!"
"Oh, good Mavis, what is it this time?!", Makarov wondered as he put his hand on his chest to calm himself from the outburst.
"Look at this", Porlyusica says as she shoves the bottle into his face and points at two tiny, almost unnoticeable symbols that consist of the female gender symbols with hearts drawn into it. But within that heart were skulls.
"Okay, skulls usually mean something bad in cases like these", Makarov said, "But how bad are we talking here?"
"You know how these kids tend to let their emotions get the better of them and they also tend to take it to the extreme?", Porlyusica inquired.
"Yes, can't deny that", Makarov agreed.
"Well let's just say that for the girls who are affected….", Porlyusica started to say, "Things may get a little…complicated for Romeo."
Back with the Loveless Trio
"Is every man you guys sleep with curse with this type of luck or is it just me?", Romeo asks as he, Lisanna, and Cana were in the process of running across the cathedral square.
Both Lisanna and Cana stop right next to the cathedral walls and turn to glare at the residential Rainbow Fire Mage.
"What's that suppose to mean?", Lisanna growled.
"All I know that despite growing up in Fairy Tail my entire life and being there for all the wars, demons, dark guild attacks, dragons, and even internal struggles, I have never witness shit as crazy as this before", Romeo explained, "And it all started the day after I slept with the both of you, so I can help but feel that there is a connection here somewhere."
Lisanna and Cana both throw glances at one another for a moment. After a second, Cana throws her hands up in defeat.
"Fine, I'll tell him", she says as she turns her attention back toward the boy who now has a confused expression on his face.
"Tell me what?"
"Well, you see Romeo", Cana began, "There's more to this problem than just bad luck."
Two minutes later
"Romeo lets all calm down and try not to burn down the church", Lisanna pleaded as she took a step from the fire mage who looked ready to turn Cana to ash.
"Oh, do tell me, Lisanna", Romeo spoke in a dangerous tone, "How in Mavis' name am I suppose to remain calm upon learning that the very reason that I have been having such a hectic morning, is standing a mere four feet and acting like she's NOT responsible whatsoever?!"
And sure enough, Cana was standing there with a somewhat non-guilty look on her face, the fact that she was shrugging wasn't helping matters.
"Okay, to be fair", Cana began to argue, "If you weren't such a push-over, you could've stopped me from pouring that bottle down your throat!"
Romeo takes a unusual deep breath before engulf both his entire arms in purple flames, "I going to give you until the count of three to apologize, run, or prepare for me to beat the ever-living crap out of you. I don't really care which choice you make because, at this point, I'll get some small measure of satisfaction out of whatever one you chose. One."
"Now Romeo, let's all take a step backward and try to remain calm", Lisanna begged while Cana reaches into her card pouch.
"Two", Romeo continues on while taking a step toward Cana.
"You want to do this right here? We can do this right here!", Cana bellows are her cards began to glow.
"Please not now you guys", Lisanna pleaded.
"Thr-" Romeo suddenly stops in his tracks as his voice got caught in his throat and an overwhelming sense of dread overtakes his senses.
And it wasn't just him; both Lisanna and Cana froze up and broke into cold sweats as they too felt the ominous aura of death that was coming from behind them. As all three of them slowly turn around to see what was giving off such a suffocating feeling of death they came face-to-face with the devil himself.
Or more like herself.
"Well now", the eldest Strauss sibling cooed, "What do we have here? Now you weren't trying to take what was rightfully mine away from me now, were you, little Lili?"
Back at Fairy Tail
"Porlyusica, please tell me that you developed a sick sense of humor in the past few hours and everything you just told me is your idea of a terrible joke", Makarov begs the Potion Mage from his kneeled position on the floor, "Please."
"You know I actually wish that was the case, Makarov", she told him as she softly patted him on the head, "But I'm afraid that it's not. This symbol on the bottle represents the "three-strike" rule. Every time Romeo spurns the advances of the women affected by the potion; they get more aggressive in their attempts. Pretty soon on the third strike they stop seeing Romeo as a person and start seeing him as a tool, a means to an end to satisfy their sexual urges if you will. Now depending on who they are, some may show aggressive as early as the second strike."
"I think I'm developing a migraine now", Makarov complained, "Also I couldn't help but notice that you seem to be extremely knowledgeable in this matter."
"That's a story for another time", Porylusica says, "But if my math is correct; if we count the incidents he had with the girls when the potion first started taking effect along with him when he ran out of the guild hall-"
"Wait a minute, him running from them counts as a strike?" Makarov asked.
"Anything that prevents the girls from having their way with him, be it his fault or not, counts as a strikes, per se", Porylusica concluded.
"My migraine has officially become worse now."
"Now like I was saying; taking all of this into account, he should be at the most, in the two-strike zone for every girl that has been affected so fa-" Porylusica stops as her face starts pale.
"What is it? What's the matter?", a concern Makarov asked.
"Erza's declaration from earlier", the Potion mage croaked out, "All things considered, she probably made it after Romeo escape her grasp and that was strike three."
"Which means…?" Makarov said as he caught on to what Porylusica was getting at.
"Which means should Romeo run into Erza again, she will have no rational thought and the only thing her mind, no her instincts, will tell her is that she needs to engage in her deepest carnal desires with Romeo, whether he wants to or not."
"Oh sweet magic gods, Romeo might-" Makarov said, "He might not-"
"But let's just say that if he somehow survives all the women who are affected", Porylusica said, "He might not survive the other problem coming his way."
"What are you talking about?", Makarov asks.
"Well, while males don't get affected by the sexual attraction aspect of the potion, this one, in particular, has a somewhat more dangerous side effect", Porylusica began to explain.
Back in the Cathedral's Plaza
It was back.
The fear.
The fear Lisanna hasn't felt in a very long time; the fear of her sister's wrath. Back when the trio first joined Fairy Tail, Mira was a force to be reckoned with. She still is today no doubt, but that fact is mask by her sweet personality. But back then there was no barkeeper Mira, no super-model Mira. There was only the rebel girl who would challenge Erza to daily fights simply for the hell of it and despite public opinion, neither she nor Elfman were completely spare from her rage.
And whenever one of them incur it; she would always use the nicknames she had for them. In fact, that was the only time she ever used the nicknames.
For Elfman, it was little Elfelf. As for herself, it was little Lili.
Mira was never good at coming up with nicknames for stuff that didn't pertain to romantic couples.
But that was beside the point; the fact that she had just called her little "Lili" has turned the youngest Strauss sister into shivering wreck, as she stood frozen to her spot shaking feverishly while spouting…
"Please don't hurt me Mira; I don't want the crabs in my hair again. Please don't hurt me Mira; I promise not to take your dolls without your permission ever again. Please don't hurt me, big sis, please put the blow torch away. Please stop, I promise I'll never do it again.", Lisanna quietly ranted on as she recalled all the terrible memories that she sworn she locked away forever in the darkest depths of her mind all the while Romeo and Cana just stare at her in shock.
"I always knew the three of them were somewhat of a dysfunctional family, but this is a little too much", Cana thought.
"And I thought my family was weird", Romeo thought.
"Ahem", brings both Romeo and Cana's attention back to the residential devil of Fairy Tail, "Still standing here."
"Oh, sorry about that Mira, kind of got caught up in my thoughts there", Cana apologizes.
"Yeah me too, sorry about that", Romeo says, "What exactly were we doing just now?"
Mira's face dons a confused expression, "You know what I forgot myself. Anyone have a script on them?"
"I do", Lisanna says as she suddenly snaps out of her frightening spell and pulls a large manuscript out of her pocket. She runs over to her sister as Romeo and Cana gather around her so all four of them could read the script; but not before the group all pull out their reading glasses.
(The author would like to apologize for the forgetfulness of the actors and actresses involved in this production. Please stand by as we try to correct this problem.)
"Why has the title been cross out and replace like five times?", Cana asks.
"The author had a hard time sticking with a title", Mira explains, "I mean seriously, have you seen how many times the guy has changed the title for "The Fiery Hurricane of Love"?"
"Also have you notice how he never completes a story, he just starts a new one? I think the author may have some serious ADHD", Lisanna says.
"I think we ought to stop starting about the author of the story and focus on our place in the story", Romeo suggests while looking around everywhere, half-expecting to be killed off at any moment, despite being the main character for the story, "That Martin guy been known to kill off main characters, what's stopping this author from doing so?"
The four flip through page after page of the script before finally finding their spot.
"Ah, here we are!", Cana yells out, "Romeo and I are supposed to be cowering in fear of you Mira, while Lisanna is having a near mental breakdown, and of course, you act like a sex-crazed woman who is willing to destroy entire countries to get her hands on Romeo."
"Sounds about right", Mira agreed.
"Alright, guess we better get to it then", Romeo says as all four of them take up their positions.
"And action!", a mysterious voice says.
(We once again return you to the regularly scheduled program.)
"Oh gods, it's Mira!", Romeo screams out.
"No shit Sherlock!", Cana tells him as she takes a step back, slowly putting as much distance as she can between her and the S-Class terror.
"Now Romeo, why don't you just bring your tight little ass to me so we can get out of here and I can fuck the ever-living shit out of you until you can't stand up let alone walk anymore?", Mira asks in the sweetest voice all while still maintaining the same smile she always had on.
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"Yep", Romeo says as he points toward the mountains, "And with that sentence goes the last of my childhood's innocence, right over Mt. Hakobe."
"Hell, there goes the last of my innocence", Cana adds in.
"You never had it to begin with", Romeo murmurs to himself as Mira suddenly vanishes and then reappears in front of him, causing him to fall backward on his ass.
"Ack!"
"Now come along Romeo", Mira says as she grabs him by his scarf, "We have many….strenuous activities ahead of us."
A/N: Good times ahead. Check out Team Gajeel, will ya?
