Disclaimers: I do not own Fairy Tail
A/N: I know it has been a while, but here is the rest of the chapter.
Chapter 8
Hairjob
Romeo was being suffocated. It felt like he was two miles underwater and the air in his lungs was quickly running out as Juvia prove to be stronger than she looked as she easily kept his face down into her nether region.
"More, Romeo-sama, more! Make Juvia cum!", Juvia cried though her moans of pleasure were being drowned out by Romeo's muffled screams for air.
"Do you hear that?", Cana asks as she strains her ears.
"Yeah", Lisanna replies, "It almost sounds like someone's drowning."
"Do you think it's someone in the canals?", Cana wonders.
"Nah, those are only like three feet deep and it sounds like it's coming from a full-grown man", Lisanna dismisses.
Cana turns back around to Romeo, "Hey, do you-ack!"
"What?" Lisanna asks as she turns around as well.
Cana points toward the fountain in a panic, "Someone's drowning alright; Romeo's drowning in pussy!
"Juvia's pussy!" Lisanna adds as the two of them take off toward the fountain while Cana pulls some cards out of her purse.
"Heaven! Reverse Death! Mountain!", Cana shouts as she places the cards on top of one another and a magic seal appears in front of her, "Summoned Lightning!"
Green bolts shoot forth from the magic seal, striking the fountain and obliterating it within moments, leaving nothing but rumble and water everywhere.
"Romeo!", Lisanna screams before turning on Cana, "Are you out of your mind?"
"No, I'm perfectly sane. For starters, Romeo has proven himself to be way more durable than he soon be", Cana started, "And second, there is no way I'm going to get into a prolonged battle with a woman who controls water in the middle of a city like Magnolia", as she points back to the fountain, "See, he's fine."
Lisanna turns around to see Romeo struggling to his feet as his hair was fizzled out and smoke was coming out of his mouth.
"Hate you so….so much right now, Cana", he coughs out as he tumbles over to them.
"That's nice to hear, lover boy, but you know who is going to hate me more?", she tells him while pointing back at the fountain at an unconscious Juvia laying on the ground with swirls in her eyes.
"Romeo-sama. Romeo-sama", she said over and over again.
"Now let's get out of here before she wakes up", Cana suggests as she and Lisanna each grab Romeo by an arm and take off toward the guild hall. After traveling for a few moments, Cana raises a question, "Where are the other search parties?"
Lisanna takes a look around their general vicinity, "You're right, Master Makarov sent out almost everyone who wasn't affected to look for Romeo. So where are they?"
An eerie silence falls over the trio as they came to a halt, turning their heads in all directions.
"This is a little creepy all of a sudden", Romeo says as he notices that even the noises from the ongoing battles could no longer be heard.
"I swear this is the part in those horror lacrima-movies where someone gets it", Cana began.
"Great, Cana, make the situation even scarier than it already is", Lisanna mumbles.
"Hey, I'm just speaking the trut-"
"Ahhhh!", a scream erupts from behind them and they both snap their heads to see Romeo being lifted into the air, his entire body cover-up by red hair.
"Oh crap, not her", Cana says right before both she and Lisanna were also caught in a web of crimson hair, wrapping around the entirety of their bodies.
"I caught some flies in my web", a voice says as the trio of mages were turn around to face the former Raven Tail's mage, Flare Corona, walking toward them, "Including the biggest prize of all, Purpleie."
"Purpleie, really? You couldn't think of a better nickname?", Romeo complains before he was suddenly turned outside down and brought face to face to Flare.
"Now what shall I do with you, my precious?", she asks in a voice that sent chills down Romeo's spine.
"Hey, Cana? Do you think the Aphrodisiac cause Flare to revert back to her sadistic self?", Lisanna asks only to have Fairy Tail's drinking champion throw her a look.
"Okay, first of all, do I look like Porlyusica or Levy to you? Second of all, that is the one thing that comes to your mind in this situation?", Cana question Lisanna.
Flare then snaps her fingers, bringing the girls' attention back to her, "I know just the thing to get me in the mood!"
"Huh?", Romeo, Lisanna, and Cana all said, "In the mood?"
Without warning, Flare's strands of hair retrace from the majority of the girls' bodies while still wrapping around their legs, hands, and necks.
"What are you doing?", Lisanna cries out as the hairs latch onto her shirt as well as Cana and strips them away as well as snatch off the youngest Strauss sibling's bra, leaving both of the mages' voluptuous breasts bare to the world. She then turns Romeo back around and had him faces the girls.
"What the hell?", Cana curses before noticing Romeo's eyes were bulging out of his skull as he was getting an eyeful of their boobs, "Hey, lover boy! Stop acting like you never seen these before!"
"Heh, heh, step one complete", Flare laughs as she now lifts Romeo until his crotch was level with her face. The Crimson Hair mage licks her lips in anticipation as she eyes the considerable bulge in the Rainbow Fire mage's pants, "Now to step two."
"What's step tw-sdfasdafas!", Romeo shouts out as a massive tangle of Flare's hair snakes their way into his pants. He could feel a large number of the strands break off and wrap about his cock while the rest pull down his pants, exposing his junk to both Lissana and Cana who are brought closer to Romeo.
"Hey, watch where you're pointing that thing!", Cana screams.
"Flare, what are you planning?", Lisanna asks as she leans her face as far back as she could as she and Cana were brought up close enough to Romeo's groin that they could count the pubes on his balls.
"Heh, heh", Flares chuckles, "Nothing much, just a little foreplay", as her one of her hands slither underneath her dress while the other cups her breast, but Romeo barely has time to notice this before felt the hairs around his cock start to move in a vigorous back and forth motion.
"What the hell is going on?", he asks himself as his body betrays his current mood at the moment as he watches in horror at what his dick was doing.
"Is Romeo getting a boner right now?", Lisanna asks as she witnesses his cock slowly go into the fully erect position.
"I think he is", Cana adds, "And from a hairjob of all things."
This time it was Lisanna who throws a baffled look at Cana, "A what job?"
"A hairjob. It's where you basically use your hair to jack someone off", Cana explains in a matter-of-fact tone, "Geez, Lisanna, I figure you would have done freakier stuff like that with Bickslow of all people."
"First of all, Bickslow was an absolute gentleman with me despite our breakup and his weird fetishes! Also, how do you know what a hairjob is?", Lisanna asks to which Cana shrugs as best she could in her current position.
"Laxus had a kinky side to him that a lot of people don't know about. One time he had me shove a full bottle of vodka up his-", Cana states.
"Lalalalalalalalala, I'm not hearing this! I'm not hearing this!", Lisanna sings out here, hoping to block out the Cana's words as well as the mental images of the Lightning Dragon-Slayer that were starting to form in her mind. Cana couldn't help but chuckle at her reaction but upon remembering the situation they were currently in, she froze. She found her eyes drawn to Romeo's now full-on boner and where it was currently aiming at.
"Um, Lisanna?", Cana says.
"Lalalalala, still not hearing you!", the girl kept going on.
"Lisanna, this is serious!", Cana snaps.
Lisanna stops singing and turns her head to look at the Card Mage, "What is it?"
"You mean besides the fact that we are still topless in the middle of town while being held hostage by the hair of a mage who is clearly masturbating right now!", Cana says as she nods over to Flare who was groping and fingering herself at the same time at the scene before her.
"Oh yes, I'm almost there!", she moans, "Cum all over them now, Purpleie!"
Lisanna's eyes expand to the size of dinner plates as her eyes go back and forth between Romeo's dick, Flare's self-pleasuring, and her own expose tits.
"Oh, you have got to be shitting me!"
"And remember, he cums like a horse!", Cana reminds her before looking up at Romeo, "Whatever you do, kid, you better hold it in!"
"Easier said than done!", Romeo replies as it was taking all of his mental restraint not shoot his load off onto the girls, "I got her jacking me off with her hair while both of you have your tits just hanging out; you're kind of asking a lot from me at the moment!"
"Oh yes, keep yelling at each other! That makes it even hotter!", Flare chimes in.
"Well think of something that will make you soft again!", Cana suggests, "Like a naked Porlyusica!"
Romeo's face scrunches up in disgust yet he was still hard.
"Your mom naked!", Lisanna throws in and Romeo started to dry heave and sure enough, his erection started to go down despite Flare's best efforts, but luckily for Cana and Lisanna, the Crimson Hair mage was too far gone in her fantasy to notice.
"Yes, yes! All of this shouting is bringing me closer and closer!", she wails, unable to hear the Fairy Tail's mages effort to derail her kinky plans.
"Um, how about your mom dancing naked in front of you?", Cana throws in.
"Okay, seriously about to vomit here!", Romeo says as he turns his head away from the girls.
"Along with Porlyusica", Lisanna adds.
"Oh gods, here it comes!", Romeo says as he could feel the vomit coming up through his throat, but his dick started getting limper by the second and now Flare's hair strands were jerking off an almost completely flaccid penis.
"And throw in Millgana shaking her fat ass in your face as well", Cana shouts out.
Romeo's eyes expand dramatically as Cana's words enter his mind and became images, "Oh, no."
Without warning, Romeo's erection came back full-force and harder than ever. Neither Lisanna nor Cana had time to react to this sudden change because the next thing they knew their vision was completely covered by white.
Fairy Tail
"I'm sorry, can you repeat that, Porlyusica?", Makarov while looking at the Potion Mage from the other side of his desk.
"I theorize that Romeo has repressed sexual urges", she repeated, "And a good amount to boot."
"And you base this on what exactly?", the wizard saint questions.
Porlyusica points to the wall right of their current location and Makarov turns his head to see her pointing at a large photograph taken a few days after Lisanna reunited with the guild from her stay in Edolas, "Look at what he is surrounded by."
Makarov took a good long look at the photograph and Romeo's position in it and after a while, it finally dawns on the guild master. Romeo was to the right of the center, being held up off the ground in the arms of Mirajane, whose chest was being used by the six-year-old as a sort of cushioning to rest his head on. Cana was leaning into the boy from behind, her bra-less breasts squishing into his back as she smiles for the camera along with everyone else.
"The boy probably had no idea how lucky of a position he was in at the time. Most men would have killed to switch places with him", Makarov told himself
Before he could voice this thought, Porlyusica directs his attention to the photo on the opposite wall, taken just a few days after the Fairy Tail came back to Magnolia with the X791 Grand Magic Games trophy. Romeo was sitting in the middle alongside the trophy but Makarov notice that there was the slightest tint of a blush on his cheeks. Upon looking at the bigger picture, he realizes why.
Lucy and Juvia were on either side of him, their well-formed chests puffing out toward the boy while Natsu and Gray were on the outside of them. Evergreen and Lisanna were leaning over from behind Romeo on both his left and right, their breasts at the boy's eye level as the ladies watch the camera. Finally, Laki was directly behind him, leaning over so much that her breasts were resting atop his head.
"Romeo wears more clothing than most of those girls do, even when he was a kid and he was surrounded by this every day for years, including Kinana, Laki, and Bisca during the seven-years you guys were gone", Porlyusica began, "Now while I sure none of them meant to do it on purpose, probably just teasing him at best if they even thought of him at all; it was still only a matter of time before the boy's urges came to fruition."
"You're saying I should have the girls wear more modest clothing at the guildhall from now on?"
"It's too late for that, Makarov", Porlyusica replies, "That idea went out the window the minute Romeo slept with Lisanna and Cana. Now he has open Pandora's Box and it's never closing again."
"What are you getting at?", Makarov asks.
"Let's say, hypnotically, that we get everything under control and everyone goes back to normal. What's stopping Romeo from basically becoming a sexual deviant?", Porlyusica asks, "I mean, all those girls willingly watch that video of him sleeping with Lisanna and Cana and all of them had sexual thoughts about him afterward, thus that's what trigger the effects of the alcohol."
"So you're suggesting that Romeo is going to turn into some male gigolo? Some ladies' man?", Makarov says, almost unable to believe what he was hearing.
"I'm just saying that the boy is smart enough to probably put two and two together and figure out that he is considered pretty attractive to the majority of the girls in Fairy Tail as well as our allied guilds", Porlyusica answers, "That can do a lot to a young man's ego; inflate it up like a balloon. I'm just suggesting you keep an eye on him when everything is said and done, that is if he survives all of this."
Makarov shakes his head in disbelief at the conversation, "Things were way simpler back when dark mages were trying to destroy the world every week."
Back with the Unlucky Trio
The first thing Lisanna felt was it oozing down her face after the initial blast, the texture and smell instantly taking her back to that night in the inn that started all of this mayhem. It was in her nostrils, it was in her eyes, it all over her hair, it coated her bare breasts and a good amount was in her mouth.
"Doesn't taste that great the second time around when you're sober", she tells herself as she turns her head over to see how Cana was taking it and in an instant, the girl wanted to be anywhere but here.
The Card Mage was trembling with rage, so much that some of Romeo's semen was shaking off of her and onto Lisanna.
"Hate you so...so much right now, Romeo", she growls.
"Now, Cana, let's be reasonable here", Lisanna tried at first only to be ignored.
"Romeo…..", she said in a voice seething with rage, "What the hell was that?"
Romeo looks away in shame, unable to make eye contact with either of the girls, "Yeah, you see, I may or may not have had a…thing for fat asses."
"Both Levy and Lucy have a fat ass, Millgana's ass is just pure fat. You're a chubby chaser!" Cana accuses him.
"Oh, is he now?", a voice calls out from atop of the roof behind them, "Well, that's just fine by me."
"Lisanna", Cana calls out.
"Yes, Cana?", came the answer.
"Please tell me that isn't who I think it is"
"If you want me to tell you that it isn't a certain Mermaid Heel Islander woman who lives by the code "Don't look down on chubby people" and uses the magic Gravity Change for combat and sliming herself down, then well I have some bad news for you", Lisanna responds before the two of them turn their heads back just enough to see the person in question.
Standing on the top of the roof behind them in all of her massive glory while looking out across the town was the sole female guild mage in Fiore if not all of Ishgar or perhaps even the world who refuse to conform to the ridiculous body standards set forth by the female mages of the past. She believed that big was beautiful, fat was fabulous, and plump was pretty, and no one, not the ace of Mermaid Heel, the guild's unnamed master, or even Queen Hisui herself was going to change her mind.
Unless it was for combat purposes of course then all bets were off.
Plus she had yellow eyes as well.
But nevertheless, she stood on the rooftop, her hands on her wide hips as she puffs out her chest and belly for she was glowing with a sense of confidence that Romeo, Lisanna, and Cana have ever only seen Erza display.
"She is just overflowing with cockiness", Lisanna states.
"I'm guessing she's hoping to be overflowing with Romeo's cock here soon", Cana adds.
"Now what's this I hear about the kid loving big women?", Risley booms as she slaps her stomach, causing it to jiggle in response, "For if that's the case, then I'm all the woman he is ever going to need."
She then looks down directly at Romeo.
"So what do you say, kid? How about you leave these toothpicks and twigs behind and get with a real woman?", she asks him before jerking a thumb at herself, "Me!"
Romeo is silent for a moment, taking a look at his surroundings while doing so.
"To be honest, I don't think I'm in a position to do anything", he answers.
Risley snaps her fingers, "That's right, got get rid of these skinny bitches first."
Flare's eyes narrow in a glare at the Gravity Change mage, "Back off! Purpleie is mine!"
"Let's be realistic here, that boy would snap your bony ass in two with what he's packing between his legs!", Risley chuckles, "Only true woman like myself can handle all that!
"Um, not that it's a contest or anything, but we handle it pretty well", the youngest Strauss sibling spoke up, with Cana nodding her head.
Risley just shrugs at this, "What's the saying; even a bad clock is right twice a day?"
"Oi, what's that suppose to mean?!", Cana screeches.
Apparently, by this time, Flare has had enough all of this nonsense.
"I have had enough of all of this nonsense!", she screams.
See, told you so.
A wave of hair strands came forth from Flare and shot their way toward Risley.
"Here we go!", the plump woman shouts as she jumps off of the roof, narrowing dodging the hairs. She lands flat on her feet in a squatting position, creating a large crater in the process and sending forth a massive wave of pressure which not only sent Romeo, Lisanna, Cana, and Flare flying back but also splinter the outer wood of all the surrounding houses.
The two Fairy Tail ladies land roughly on the ground, the hair binds around them loosening up as Flare was no longer able to fully focus on them as she was flung back into a wall while Romeo merely rolls when impacted the ground.
"Okay", Cana groans as she struggles to sit up while also wiping her face off and reaching for her bikini top which was nearby, "What the hell was that?", as she put it on.
"Well if my conversations with Erza are anything to go off of whenever she talks about her visits to Mermaid Heel...", Lisanna began as she put her bra back on and clean herself off, "then that would be Risley's new fighting style: Gravity Sumo."
"Sumo? What's that?", Cana asks.
"It's a wrestling style from the Far East and I hear that Risley has been learning it recently from a dojo that's in her guild's hometown", Lisanna states.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!", an unearthly scream pierces the air behind them.
Both the girls turn around to see that Flare has recovered and was now readying herself to attack, her hair now a blazing inferno and swirling around her.
"Oh crap, I forgot that she has perfected her Crimson Hair!", Lisanna says, "She can set her whole hair on fire now!"
"Yeah, she spent six months training near an active volcano achieve that!", Cana adds.
"HE'S MINE!", she declares as she basically sends the entire firestorm straight at Risley who was still in a squatting position and smiling.
Without hesitation and with superb balance, she lifts up her left leg high in the air sideways while her right foot stayed firmly on the ground.
"Gravity….", she began to cast as she gathers her magic.
"I have a very bad feeling about this", Cana voices.
"SHIKO!", she screams as she brings her foot down with a heavy stomp.
The pressure in the area intensifies and Cana and Lisanna quickly found themselves back flat on the ground with what felt like an entire building pressing down on them. The fiery hair instantly flattens to the ground just inches away from Risley along with their wielder who was only able to resist for a second at best.
"What….going….on?!", Cana struggles to say, this overwhelming feeling of being squish reminded her of the time Laxus roll over in his sleep on top of her. Muscle weighs more than fat and the dragon-slayer was pack with it.
"She...must...have...used...the...stomp...to...amplify...her…gravity...pressure!", Lisanna answers.
Cana moves to say something but instead lets out a frustrated growl.
"That's...it! Cut!" she screams.
"Alright everyone, cut!", a voice screams out from the side.
(A break from production)
(I realize that this probably should have gone in Romeo's Life but I feel that it fits perfectly here)
"Hey, what the hell?!", Risley screams as she cuts off her Gravity magic, allowing everyone to get up.
"I have to talk to the director!", Cana explains as she headed off the set those the director's chair.
"Really, now?", Flare asks as she retraced her hair from around Romeo, "That was a good take! My voice is starting to strain from all the yelling!"
"Then get some water!", Cana snaps back as she stops in front of the director. A bald short man with a pair of shade on, sitting in a folded out chair with a megaphone in his hand.
"Cana, baby, what's wrong?", he asks.
"I'll tell you wants wrong!", the Card Mage shouts as she grabs the script on the table next to him and flips through the pages. She stops after a moment and points to some lines, shoving it in the director's face.
"Why the hell has Lisanna and I been reduced to giving exposition?!"
The director takes a look at the script and reads it, "No idea what you're talking about!"
"Risley training in a dojo! Flare spending six months training near a fucking volcano! Wendy's Dragon Force form!", Cana booms, "It seems like our roles have been reduced to the point where all we do is explain another mage's new magical ability!"
"Cana, we don't have time for this!" Romeo complains as he got up, "The company took a break in the middle of filming "Right Claw" to do this scene because the fans were getting impatient and we were in the middle of a fight scene! We got to get this done so they can cast the age regression spell and we can get back to that!"
"Easy for you to say, you're the main star of the company!", she fires back, "I wonder how Ron, Talion, Chroma, and Nico feel seeing how their projects haven't resume yet but yours keep on rolling."
Romeo walks over to her, "Hey, I have a busy schedule ahead of me! I got the Right Claw sequel, the Romeo Rising sequel, The Wild Master where I have to play a younger me, and that's just what's planned for the near future. And let's not forget that I'm on call for any shorts in Romeo's Life or omakes in general!"
Cana does a motion of wiping away some tears, "Oh boo-fucking-hoo! Look at me! I'm the star of the company and I have too much on my plate!"
"Hey, fuck you, four of my projects have been shelf and I don't know if they're going to get pick back up!", Romeo curses.
"Hey, fuck you too! The only other project where I'm the main star has been put on hiatus which is why", she says before turning her attention back to the director, "I will not be reduced to just explaining things to the audience!"
Meanwhile, Lisanna was at the food table, chatting it up with the other stars of the film while Romeo, Cana, and the director argue.
"What's Cana mad about now?", Chelia asks while chopping down on a donut while wearing a pink robe alongside Wendy's blue one, "Wendy and I still have our scene to shoot, along with Mira and Erza doing theirs, and I still have to look over the updated Right Claw and Fiery Hurricane scripts they sent me."
"Must be nice to only have two scripts to read over", Wendy mumbles while drinking a cup of water and the mobile make-up crew touches up her hair, "I have at least five to go over."
Lisanna shakes her head, "Cana has been like this ever since "Age is Just a Number" got put on hiatus. She feels like the company has been reducing her roles in projects and pretty soon she won't even be appearing in future works."
"Eh, I can see where's she is coming from, especially seeing that Wendy, Lindsay, Beth, and myself play second-fiddle to her in that film", Chelia admits, "But she does realize that she's a main side character from the canon, right? It would be pretty hard to do a project without her."
"Yeah, but she is one of the three main characters alongside me and Romeo in this one and she probably wants her role to reflect that", Lisanna explains.
"Seems like you gals are having a fun time", a voice says from behind them and they all turn around to see who it was.
"Acnologia, what are you doing here?", Wendy wonders, "And in human form at that."
"Since Romeo is busy filming here, all the other projects directors have decided to go ahead and film the scenes that he's not in to save time", the Dragon King before pointing toward the outskirts of town behind him where an airship was parked, "We just got done filming some scenes for Right Claw and are now on our way to Crocus to films a couple of scenes for Romeo's Rising. There's a rumor going around that I might be doing something for Romeo's Falling and Team Gajeel, but those are unconfirmed."
"Huh, that's something", Chelia replies, "Hey, speaking of unconfirmed rumors, did you hear the rumor that Risley and Minerva are apparently going to have major roles here soon?"
"Really?", Wendy asks, "Which project?"
"Don't know. All I know that it's going to happen soon and only they know but they were told to keep it a secret", Chelia answers as she looks over to where Risley was sitting, signing autographs and take pictures with some fans during the unscheduled break.
"Yo, what's up, you guys?", another voice calls out and this time it was the Fire Elemental Spirit making an appearance.
"Kasai!", Acnologia greets as he gives the kitsune a high-five or a high-paw in this case.
"My main man, Acno, you son of a bitch! I thought I smell you!", he replies.
"You're done filming your scenes near the second guild hall already?", Wendy asks.
"Just finish up with Leo since they're not using him right now in this project", the fox spirit said as he stretches, "What's going on here?
"Cana feels like her role is starting to diminishes", Chelia explains.
"Ah, I see", Kasai nods, "Well, I hope it gets all figure out."
"I have top-billing in this project and my role will reflect that!", Cana's scream, her voice easily carrying over the set.
"Look, Cana, I'll talk to the writers and see what they can do, but we're on a tight schedule here", the director pleaded, "So please let's just finish the rest of the scenes scheduled for the day and we'll go to the writers right afterward! I promise you!"
Cana lets out a growl before crossing her arms, "Fine."
"Oh, thank the gods!", Romeo says.
"Thank you, Cana", the director says, "Okay everyone, back to your places! We start back up again in two minutes!"
"That's my cue", Lisanna says as she starting walking away, waving back at everyone as she did so, "Catch you guys later!"
As everyone waves their goodbyes, the actors started getting back into their position with Risley resuming her sumo stance, Flare wrapping her hair back around Romeo and everyone getting back on the ground."
"Okay, in three...two...one. Action!"
(We now return to the regular schedule production)
A/N: I don't know what you guys were expecting from this type of story.
Planning on doing another chapter. I felt like this "Actor" scene fitted in well here.
