I don't own Kingdom Hearts or Frozen. They each belong to Disney and Square Enix. Well, by now you someone noticed Sora's a little different in this fanfic. Well, even though I do love Sora obliviousness, I thought, they took it way too far in Dream Drop Distance. I made him smarter in this so he won't fall for any of Xehanort's tricks but other than that he's still the same, old...er...young, Sora. He still have his blank spots at times though so he's not that smart but smarter than Dream Drop Distance. I think they said Sora would be a bit more mature for KH3. So maybe he'll be like this? Either way, I'm sure it will be a great game... I hope they show a release date for that and 2.8 soon...
Okay, before go to the Hercules world, I thought to introduce some the Disney Villians of the Story. So you might have a better idea what some of the worlds I have planned out in story. Ready? Then...here...we...go...
Chapter 22: Be Prepared
"The little sqwart actually managed to take down Loki and an Orginazation memeber..." Obversed a man with fire on his head, "Who would have thought?" Then a man with deep breathing spoke up, "Such is the Keyblades power...the child's strength is not his own. Still power of Keyblade is no match for the power of the Dark Side."
"Then why not turn him into a Heartless?" A woman with eight tenacles laughed, "That'll settle things quickly enough." The scared lion shook his head, "If he's anything like his father, it won't be easy." A man in a white coat, "Personally, I'd perfure him alive. I'd love to study that key with his. If I could recreate it. I'd finally have something that would out due the great Tony Stark."
"We can't take any chances. He defeated an Asgardain and one of Xehanort's chosen...I say, we turned him into a flea! A tiny, tiny little flea...then I put the flea in a box and put the box in a box. Then I'll mail that box to myself and when it arrives..." The scary beyond all reason woman laughed, "I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant! briliant I tell you! Brilliant!"
"Yeah. Brilliantly stupid. It's like I'm in a room full of idiot's who call themselves villains." A woman in a green and black suit said aloud as she sharpened her nails. A blue man glared at her, "Shego! You keep quiet! The evil grown ups are talking!" He turned back to the other villains, "Sorry about her...sidekick...she insisted to come with..."
"Yeah? Why is she a sidekick again? Because I've seen a alternate universe were she does the villian thing better than you, Drew." The well dressed triangle wondered. "Shut up, triangle head! And don't call me Drew! I hate when people call me that!" The blue man exclaimed. It was bad enough that he got the back sass from Shego and now a triangle demon. The old man with a helmet signed, "You homosapiens and your schemes. You always fear what you don't understand."
"What I don't understand is why we have all the lights off? Serousily the author is probably going to reveal us by the end of the chapter, if the fans haven't already figure out who we are...so why even bother? I can't even see my pointy noise." Asked an evil pharmacist in a lab coat. The scary woman signed, "Because we're evil, okay? Besides we can see perfectly fine!"
"Yo, Yzma? I made you and your group club some spinach puffs." Said a big guy with a sheif's hat. He then tripped on something cause him to fall. "I'm okay!" He reassured everyone, "Could someone turn on the lights though, I don't want anyone hurting them selves because the can't see."
"That's your sidekick? I don't know, why but he sounds awfully famillar." 'Drew' wondered. The old woman face palmed herself, "Kronk!" They were about to go into debate we Maleficant entered the room with a huge fat cat to her side, "Enough! The Keyblade has chosen him. Will it be he whole conquers the darkness? Or will the darkness shallow him? Either way, he could be quite useful."
"Really because from what we observed, we just lost not only a good memeber of our group but we also lost a memeber of the Organization because of him. If I recall correctly we need all seven princesses and thirteen seekers of darkness in order for our plans to work." The fire head man stated. The pointed nosie man wondered, "Do you think they have a job opening?"
"If the ever did, they'd never let you in." The hard of breathing villian pointed out. The big cat grinned, "Well, sure it's a minor setback but my men will be back here with the last Princess and our victory will come in momentarily." Just then the lights turned on as the Beagle Boys came in, they all looked to the bigger villians sheepishly, "Uh...hey bosses."
They oberved the room and saw that all the big time villians were there. Hades, ruler of the underworld, Darth Vader, Lord of the Sith and right hand man to the Emperor, Ursla, the sea witch, Scar, King of the Pride Lands, Justin Hammer, founder of Hammer Industries, Yzma, current empress of her world with her henchman Kronk, Dr. Draken, arch-nemesis to his world's hero with his sidekick Shego, Magneto,founder of the Brotherhood of mutants and the master of magnetism, Bill Chipter, werid evil triangle demon from another dimension, Dr. Doofenmirtz, founder of Doofenmirtz Evil Inc., Maleficant, the Mistress of all Evil, and their boss and her henchman, Pete. Doofenmirtz signed, "See? The author didn't even wait the end of the chapter, he just decided to get over with it now...of coarse, theirs going to be alot more villians and worlds then this, so don't painc if your favorite villian not in here."
"See, I knew they could do it...well, boys tell us the good news." Pete grinned. The two brothers pushed the smallest one up, he cleared his voice, "Well...boss...we tried to do what you guys told us...to drop a safe on the Princess..." Pete's smiled turn upside down as he and the rest of the Disney Villians cried out, "WHAT?!"
"No! No! No! No! We said to kidnap the Princess and keep her safe!" Pete exclaimed. The second Beagle Boy smiled, "Well, that's good, cause we missed!" The other Beagle Boys smiled and nodded untill Maleficant shot green lightning at them, "Impicles! You nearly coast us everything!"
"Well, in their defense I probably think that too." Doofenmirtz admitted. "I take back my statement on blue boy before, why did we let an pharmacist in our group?" Bill wondered as he floated around the said pharmacist. Dr. Doofenmirtz glared, "Really? Even on a different world...I'm not a pharmacist, I'm an evil sciencetist. There's a difference. I was one of the founding members of an evil think tank called, 'the League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness' for crying out loud!"
"Your evil think tank is called L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.?" Shego asked as she smirked. Heinz laughed sheepishly as he scratched the back of his head, "Well...I didn't know that at first when I came up with the name..." Shego laughed, "Hey, Dr. D! I think I finally found a worst evil sciencict than you are!" Both the evil "Doctors" exclaimed, "Hey!"
Pete signed as he turned to the Beagle Boys, who coward at Maleficant persence, "Now, could one of you boys tell me, why are plans are so dependent on capturing all the Princesses of Heart unharmed so important for our plans?" The three thought for a moment until one of them guessed, "You want one of us to dress up as them so you can rule their kingdom?"
"No! No! So when can all get extremely hot and Royal girlfriends!" The leader beamed. The youngest beamed, "Oh! I call Princess Jasmine! She's so hot!" Pete groaned, "No, it's not that! We need the princess to summon Kingdom Hearts. And when they do, we'll be able to control all the worlds!"
"Ooooooooooohhhh!" They all exclaimed. However, the other replied, "I still don't get it." Pete face palmed himself, "Maybe it was a bad idea to send the Beagle Boys for this job."
"No, you think?" Shego asked sarcastically, "You know what I should take this job, I've helped capture all the other Princesses. This one shouldn't be any different." One of the Beagle Boys then warned her, "Just watch out for the teenage girl and her killer cat, we never stood a chance aginst her."
"What is about teenage girls these days that make them want to stop your evil schemes?" Draken wondered, "Besides you can't leave me...I still need you for my plans to help take over our world!" The Beagle Boys frowned, "Come on, please give us another chance."
Maleficant signed, "I know I'm going to regret this...fine but you have to work with the Orginazation memeber or one of us. We can't have anymore screw ups." The Beagle Boys cheered. Scar groaned, "Now with that problem taken cared of, please, tell us, how can this...'Prince' be of any use to us?"
Vanitas then appeared beside her, "We use him to take over my Master's operation." All the vilians gasped as Bill said, "Woah, woah, woah! Kid, listen I went back on a lot deals of deals so I could begin my Weridmiggeddion but even Heiz knows not to double cross Xehanort."
"Which is why we'll have Sora and his friends do the work for us. All we need to do is to make him stronger and once he's strong enough, All I need to do is clash with him and the X-blade will be ours." Vanitas declared. Maleficant smirked, "It's true. Vanitas senses a power within Sora, much like another Keyblade wielder I've met ten years ago."
"Well, that seems kinda treasonous but then again, Xehanort should have seen this coming. Hello, evil." Doofenmirtz grinned. Shego then pointed out, "Yeah, even if that kid does mange to beat the other members, he's not going to just going to beat Xehanort, like his father did. I mean, what else were going to do. Kill Xehanort?"
"Precisely." Vanitas grinned under his helmet. Scar raised an eyebrow, "You not going to use my song, are you?" Vanitas nodded, "Come on, it's only the best Disney Villain song ever." Scar grinned, "Well, I can't argue that...go ahead." Vanitas walked slowly as the music began, "I know that your powers of retention, are as wet as a Heartless Darkside." Vanitas noticed the Beagle Boys weren't paying attention as they were talking to one another, "But thick as you are, pay attention!"
The Beagle Boys quickly saluted him, "My words are a matter of pride... It's clear from your vacant expressions, the lights are not all on upstairs but we're talking Keyblades and successions!" Villians of the group nodded to one another. "Even you can be caught unawares!" Vanitas referenced the villians defeats and failures, as he continued to sing, "So prepare for a chance of a lifetime, Be prepared for sensational news! A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer..."
"And where do we feature?" Shego asked. Vanitas replied, "Just listen to teacher. I know it sounds sordid but you'll be rewarded, when at last I am given my dues...And injustice deliciously squared! Be prepared!" Doofenmirtiz laughed, "Yeah, be prepared! We'll be prepared...prepared for what?"
"For the death of the Organization!" Vanitas answered. "What? Are they sick?" One the Beagle Boys asked as Vader grabbed the Beagle Boy by the throat, "No, your fool. We're going to kill them. Then the heroes too." As the Sith Lord dropped, another Beagle Boy spoke up, "Oh, great idea! Who needs a Keyblade Master?!" All the Beagle Boys sang, "No Master, no Master! La la la la la!"
"Idots! There will be a Keyblade Master!" Vanitas exclaimed. Kronk then wondered, "But uhh...with Xehanort and the kid gone then who..." Vanitas cut him off, "I will be the X-blade Master and King! Stick with me...and Kingdom Hearts and all the worlds will be ours to control!" Everyone seemed to like that idea as the eldest Beagle Boy cheered, "Yeah, alight! Long live the King!"
"LONG LIVE THE KING! LONG LIVE THE KING!" The villians chanted and then sang, "It's great that we'll soon be connected with a king who'll be all-time adored!" Vanitas grinned under his mask, "Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected to take certain duties on board... The future is littered with prizes and though I'm the main addressee. The point that I must emphasize is... You won't get a sniff without me!"
"So prepare for the coup of the century!" The villians sang. Vanitas felt like he was rising to the top as he sang, "Be prepared for the murkiest scam!" Beagle Boys sang in the background, "Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo la la la."
"Meticulous planning(We'll have worlds!), tenacity spanning(Lots of worlds!), A life time of denial (All the heroes!), is simply why I'll(Will be zeroes!) be king undisputed, respected, saluted, and seen for the wonder I am." Vanitas sang with pride, "Yes, my powers and ambitions are bared! Be prepared!" The villians nodded and sang along, "Yes, our powers and ambition are bared! Be prepared!" All of the villians laughed manically but Hades stopped, "Well, I better get to my world and get started. Chow." With that the lord of the dead teleported back to his world.
Everyone looked around in this strange knew world. Like Midgard and Asgard, everything was covered in snow. "Well, I think it's safe to confirm that Elsa's power has affected the other worlds." Sora stated. Thor nodded, "Your sister is indeed powerful, I only hope she can undo this."
"Of course she can. I just know she can." Anna replied. Kairi looked around, "Hey, guys. Dosen't this world look like Acient Greace?" Riku nodded, "Yeah, it looks like it." Anna beamed, "Cool! I always wanted to go to Greace!" Stitch then noticed something, and barked to get the Heroes of the Light attention. "What is it, Stitch?" Cloud asked.
Sora ran up and looked at the sign, "'Heroes Wanted. Due to mysterious weather. The Games at the Colosseum have been canceled. However, the Games have been moved to the Underworld in the Underdrome. Heroes selected will fight with Greek's greatest hero, the mighty Hercules. Warning! Due to the Underdrome is ruled by Hades, these games might be a trap.' Well, sounds like they could use our help." Sora turned to see everyone's except for Cloud's jaws was dropped, "What?"
"Sora? When could you read Acient Greek?" Anna asked her little brother. Sora rasied an eyebrow, "Um...never? Why do you ask?" Kristoff answered, "Because you just did."
"What are you talking about? This is written in English." Asked an confused Sora. Kairi shook her head in amusement, "Sora, you lazy bum, if we're in Greace, then why would they write their adds in English?" Sora thought about it for a minute and realized Kairi had a point, "Okay then? How am I able to read a different language and not know about it?"
"It's an old Keyblade weilder trick your father told me of." Cloud explained, "Like Odin said Keybladers could never tell anyone that their from another world, so in order to hid their secret, each Keyblader can use their powers to translate the language in perfect English. That must be what it is." Sven walked up to Sora as Kristoff spoke for him, "Nifty. Nice power, Sora."
"Thanks, Sven." Sora smiled. Riku then announced, "So, when ever we don't understand stand something, we'll just have Sora translate. Agree?" Everyone nodded, "Agreed." Genie then appeared besides Sora and put on reading glasses, "Hmmm... Says tryouts are in the indoors of the Coliseum and that the Games start today."
"Well, I guess we know what we're going to do on this world." Sora said alloud. A minute later he asked, "Does anyone know how to get to the Coliseum?" Everyone shook their heads, Cloud signed, "I do. Follow me." Everyone did so but Riku and Kairi noticed Sora was worried about something. They walked up to him and Riku asked, "Sora? Is something up?"
"Yeah? You always up for a challenge." Kairi agreed worried about her boyfri...best friend.. that was a boy. Kairi blushed at her thoughts as she held her kitten. Sora replied, "It's nothing about the challenge...it's well...about Elsa..."
"What about her?" Kairi asked. "Could you guys not tell the others about this?" Sora asked. They nodded. Sora signed, "Elsa has no idea how to control her powers. She can only freeze things, she doesn't know how to thaw out anything." Riku's eyes widend, "So, even if we do find Elsa, she wouldn't know how to reverse this...wait, can't you use a wish from Genie to take away her powers?"
"I thought of that but that wouldn't take away the eternal winter and I already used two wishes and I promised Genie to use my last wish to set him free when this is over." Sora answered. Kairi reassured him, "Sora, we'll find a way. I'm sure there will be someone or something that can control your eldest sister's power."
"Yeah, we got your back." Riku agreed. Sora smiled, "Thanks guys. I didn't want Anna to get upset to her that news besides those two have a long over due sibling talk." With that, they walked off. Ready for any dangers they may face.
Alright, I hoped you all enjoyed the Chapter. First, I'd like to point out that I don't own 'Be Prepared' This was my first time, doing a parody of a song. I hoped you enjoyed it. Second, I've been hear some complaints about my spelling and grammar. I promise to try to fix what I can but I'll revise this when I'm finished with this story so the next time you read it, it will look better written. I'm taking a class on this. Don't worry, okay? Third, some of you are wondering when we're going to see Naminè, Mickey, Donald, and Goofy. We'll see are Disney trio the next time, Sora faces Vanitas. As for Naminè, we'll meet her on Hollow Baiston which will be some worlds after we meet Olaf. All I'm asking you, the readers is to be patient with me. Untill then, please enjoy the story. As always be sure to follow, fav, and review. I'll see you next time. Have a great day! :)
