Naruto was woken up from his dreaming as he heard many shots be fired throughout the woods. His one red eye scanned the area from his bushes in order to see if there was anything near him. Thankfully there wasn't and so he crawled out from the bushes and stretched himself out with a few pops from his bones. Across his torso were barely healed claw marks. "Wow Kurama, I don't think I ever want to sleep like that again. It was cramped." Naruto said to his partner.

'How do you think I felt for all the years I've been in you?' Kurama responded.

"Hey you're out now." Naruto responded. The only response he received was a grunt. "Fine be that way. But Kurama I have a question." Naruto said.

'What is it?' Kurama asked.

"I have to go to the bathroom and I don't seem to have an ass or a dick. Do you know how?" Naruto asked. Kurama just smacked himself in the face.

'Okay, I have no idea just think that you have those anatomical regions and they might appear.' Kurama responded with an exasperated tone.

"Uhh what?" Naruto said.

'Just think you have an ass or dick and they might appear. My god, why does my host have to be an idiot?' Kurama said.

"Ohh, okay." Naruto then ran to a tree and within a few moments was pissing on it. Unknown to him a girl was also running in his direction. The girl in question was wearing a red hooded cloak with a black long sleeved dress. On her waist was a black corset while on her hips was a belt held together by a silver rose buckle. She wore black leggings and black and red combat boots. As she ran her black red hair blew into her silver eyes.

'Oh this is bad, really bad. Oh what if I can't find Yang? What if someone finds her first? There's always Jaune, he's nice and funny but I don't think he's very good in a fight. Ooh what about Blake so mysterious so calm, plus she likes books. But then again I'm not sure if I would be able to hold a conversation. So who do I know? Yang, Jaune, Blake, and-" She trailed off her inner monologue as she saw a great white creature by a tree. She stopped and skidded to a halt before she pulled from behind herself her closed weapon and opened it to reveal a massive red and black scythe even bigger than her.

The creature hadn't noticed her so she ran towards it in an effort to get the kill, until she was tripped by one of it's tails that was swaying back and forth. "Ow!" The girl said as she bumped her head on the ground. The creature turned around to look at her and she saw its great cyclopean eye as well as the sharp teeth of it's mouth and the wet liquid it rai- wait what.

"Ewww stop peeing on me!" The girl exclaimed as the creature urinated on her boots while trying to get away. The creature in a fit of embarrassment jumped into the bushes near the tree and just stayed there.

"Uhh, hello. You still there Mr. Monster?" The girl asked with her scythe pointed at the bushes. 'Weird type of Grimm must be new.' She thought to herself.

'Wow brat, who knew that you would start marking territory already. I know you think that the female is pretty but isn't this a little too soon for you? Or are you doing this so you can get your rocks off?' Kurama asked in a sarcastic tone that could barely contain the laughter.

'Shut up. Even though she might be pretty it does not mean that I want to get my rocks or whatever you call it off on her. What the hell does getting my rocks off even mean?' Naruto asked mentally. Kurama responded with full blown laughter.

'It's so easy to mess with you brat. But seriously, she has a weapon pointed at you and you aren't in the best of shape to be fighting after last night. You are gonna have to take it slow with her, that or killing her could work.' Kurama stated.

'I can take care of this, just stay out of it.' Naruto responded. He then slowly lifted his head up from the bushes to see the girl looking at him with her scythe pointed menacingly at his face.

"Hey there!" Naruto said enthusiastically. The girl gained a comical expression of shock on her face as she looked at Naruto. "So just a question, do you know these woods by any chance?" Naruto asked. The girl's jaw dropped open at this. "Wow you're kinda weird." Naruto stated.

"B-but you're a Grimm, how c-can you talk. Maybe I am going crazy." The girl said to herself.

"No you're not." Naruto said to the girl.

"But Grimm can't talk." She said back while starting to hyperventilate.

"I'm not a Grimm or whatever those monsters are out there are called. I'm Naruto, it's nice to meet you." He said while smiling with his sharp teeth.

"Uh, okay hallucination my name is Ruby." The girl Ruby responded back.

"Hey, now we are on friendly terms so how about you put that scythe down? I feel like you're gonna stab me with it." Naruto asked.

"Sure." Ruby said awkwardly before collapsing her scythe into its carrying form and strapped it onto her back. "Okay, guess I better go find a partner. See you Naruto." Ruby said as she started walking away.

"Hey don't leave me here to fend for myself; I have no idea where I am!" Naruto shouted to her but she had already disappeared into the woods.

'That was a nice first meeting. You meet a girl, piss on her, and now she thinks that you're a hallucination.' Kurama said to him.

"I would have liked to see you deal with that." Naruto replied back.

'I probably would have done a lot better than you, that's for sure. Now, what is our next plan?' Kurama asked.

"Well since we just met Ruby and since she seems like she knows this place better than us, I was gonna follow her." Naruto replied.

'What if there are others in these woods that have the same reaction to you that she did, we can't afford fights.' Kurama said.

"What's the chance of a bunch of other kids with weapons trying to kill us? We're fine." Naruto said casually. Naruto started to walk in the direction that Ruby went in order to find her. As he walked he heard lots of bangs and some hisses from those Grimm creatures.

"That's probably her." Naruto stated with confidence. He then strutted through the foliage into a clearing revealing an orange haired girl with mischievous green eyes swinging upside down in a sleeveless white shirt, a pink skirt, and a black sleeveless jacket connected to a corset. On her hands and feet were pink gloves and shoes while strapped to her back was a cannon of some kind.

Next to her was a black haired boy with his hair in a ponytail, there was also a strand of magenta hair on his bangs that matched his eyes. He wore a green and black long coat, a long black sleeved shirt under it, white pants, and black shoes.

'This girl really likes pink.' Naruto mentally stated to Kurama. Both of the teens noticed Naruto after a few seconds.

"Hey Ren," The orange haired girl said.

"What is it Nora?" The boy named Ren asked.

"I'm gonna ride that Grimm!" Nora shouted out. Naruto's eye widened.

'We might need to get out of here.' Naruto said to Kurama.

'No shit, run because pinkie over there seems to be getting ideas!' Kurama shouted back. Naruto heeded his advice and turned around from those two and sprinted away.

"Aww I wanted to ride it Ren." Nora said.

"Nora that really seemed like a bad-" Ren was cut off as Nora ran away from him.

"I see an Ursa, I'm gonna ride it!" She shouted to him.

"Why does it have to be me?" Ren asked himself before taking off after Nora.

After running through the woods and becoming thoroughly lost, Naruto sat down to take a break. 'I think that we may just want to lay low.' Kurama stated to Naruto.

"That is definitely not an option. If it comes down to it, we'll figure something out. Now I'm gonna work on trying to stand on two legs wanna help me?" Naruto asked.

'Nah, I want to see how badly this turns out.' Kurama replied.

"You suck Kurama." With that Naruto tried to push himself up and stand, but then he wobbled and fell on his face, much to his annoyance since Kurama started laughing. "Shut up." With a face set in determination he tried again but he used his tails to hold himself up this time. It managed to work and he was standing on two feet until he removed his tails, then he fell. "Shit." Naruto cursed.

'Brat, there is a massive amount of negative emotions right above us, look up.' Kurama stated. Naruto complied and swiveled his head up to see a massive black bird with wait was that Ruby, and there was a girl in white as well.

"Hey it's Ruby!" Naruto shouted.

'She's gonna fall.' Kurama stated.

"No she isn't." Ruby's grip then let go of the bird and she started her descent to the ground. "Oh god she's falling!" Naruto shouted. He got up on his arms and legs and started to sprint over to her position. He ignored the branches as they swung into his face and continued to barrel through the woods. He finally reached a clearing to see Ruby being swung into the ground by a black scorpion with white plating that had red designs over it. Above her the black bird that was now missing its white passenger, had flapped its wings at Ruby which launched razor sharp feathers into the ground with one of these feathers snagging her cape.

Naruto took off after her as the scorpion started to barrel to her. In the last second he got in between her and the scorpion as it swung its gold stinger down for a killing blow. Naruto brought up his tails in an effort to block and caught the stinger with them. "Hey Ruby, long time no see." He said with a strained effort. On his cheast his wounds began opening releasing blood.

"You're real." Was the only thing Ruby had to say.

"Of course, now could you please move, this is a little heavy." Just as he said that he and the scorpion's stinger we flash frozen. A girl in a white dress, jacket, and hair with a ponytail to the side came walking up on white high heels.

'This is what you get when you don't listen when I say stay out of the battle, but no, you just had to charge in.' Kurama said in an annoyed tone.

'Not helping.' Naruto thought back. He tried to concentrate his efforts on breaking out of the ice while the scorpion was doing the same.

Outside of the ice Ruby and the girl in white were talking to one another. "If we're going to do this, then we are going to need to do this together. So if you quit trying to show off, then I'll be…nicer." The girl in white said to Ruby.

"I'm not trying to show off; I want you to know I can do this." Ruby replied back.

"You're fine." The girl started to walk away.

"Wait Weiss, I need your help." Ruby said to Weiss. Weiss turned around to look at Ruby.

"What is it you need?" She asked.

"Well you kind of froze my friend. Could you get him out?" Ruby asked while pointing to Naruto's frozen body.

"But that's a Grimm." Weiss stated.

"No he's not; he's pretty nice even if he pees on your shoes." She replied.

"Fine. But only once. If he shows signs of aggression I am going to freeze him and leave him there." Weiss said as a she spun the loading mechanism in her rapier until it hit a cartridge that was filled with a red material. Then she stabbed it into the ice that Naruto was encased in which melted it. This freed him.

"What was the big idea freezing me like that?" Naruto asked while shaking the ice off his skin.

"Ruby, why is it that thing can talk?" Weiss asked.

"Hey I'm not a thing; I'm just a perfectly normal guy who has… tails." Naruto stated.

'Brat, if you're finished with making inane conversations we need to move. While the scorpion may be taken care of, that damn bird is coming back for more.' Kurama said to Naruto in a serious tone. As he said that a blonde haired girl with substantial…assets came up to Ruby and grabbed her in a hug which caused Ruby to gasp as the air was crushed out of her lungs.

"I'm so happy you're okay!" The girl exclaimed as she let go of Ruby. The girl in question wore a brown top with a yellow shirt underneath and an orange scarf. She wore black shorts and a brown half skirt while her legs were clad in brown combat boots with her left leg having an orange scarf tied around her knee.

"Yang, meet my new friend." Ruby said to the now named Yang as she pointed to Naruto.

"Ruby I know I told you to break out of your shell quickly but did it really need to involve befriending a Grimm?" Yang asked as she stared at Naruto with suspicion. Ruby got in front of Yang with her arms held placatingly out to Yang.

"Come on Yang, he's my friend. And he talks!" Ruby said to her.

"Umm why do I feel like some type of pet in this conversation?" Naruto asked. Yang just stared at Naruto until he held his clawed fingers up and snapped them. Yang shook her head for a second and cocked the bracelets on her arm which released shotgun shells.

"Guys, that thing is circling back." A blonde boy stated while pointing to the bird in the sky. By now all the teens had gathered together and were staring at Naruto, some even pulled their weapons out on him.

"Hey lets not fight. We're here for the artifacts so let's grab them." Ruby said to all of them. They put their weapons away but all of them still gave Naruto suspicious looks.

"Fine, let's just grab the objective and go." Weiss stated to them.

"Alright, we can do what Weiss said and make it back to the cliffs." Ruby said in agreement. Weiss smile slightly at this. "There's no point in fighting these things." Ruby stated.

"Uh question, what about the Grimm right next to you?" The blonde asked.

"He'll come with us, right Naruto?" Ruby asked as she turned to look at him with pleading eyes. Naruto just rolled his eye before nodding. Ruby squealed with joy before hugging him and running off towards the artifacts. The other teens followed suit and walked towards the ruins and grabbed the artifacts which looked like chess pieces.

As the others grabbed their artifacts Naruto spent his time conversing with Kurama. 'Alright I have an idea, how about I try to use a Tailed Beast Bomb?' Naruto said mentally to Kurama.

'Uh brat, that might not-' Kurama was unable to finish as Naruto turned to face the scorpion and suck his breath in.

"Tailed Beast Bomb!" He shouted and tried to vomit out the black orb of destruction he was used to, only nothing happened. The teens looked at Naruto strangely as he did this display.

'You idiot. I was trying to tell you that chakra is a no go here. All of it was being used to maintain your form. Until you take a long rest from all of this, there is no jutsu that we can use.' Kurama said with a sigh.

'Why didn't you tell me this before! Ahhhhh now all of the others are gonna think I'm weird!' Naruto screamed mentally back to Kurama.

"Naruto get out of there, we need to leave!" Ruby shouted as she and the others had already started running for the cliffs.

"Oh come on!" Naruto shouted as he ran after them leaving the scorpion behind. As he ran away he could hear ice shattering apart. Naruto managed to finally catch up to the others as they were now in a new set of ruins fighting against the giant bird. Nora was as of that moment firing grenades at the bird in an effort to bring it down.

'Brat, this is the worst type of battle for you. If we have to choose one take the scorpion, at least there you'll both be on the ground. You have no long ranged moves as of right now.' Kurama stated. Naruto nodded and turned his head to see the scorpion still on his tails.

Naruto skidded on his heels and turned to face the monster with his tails poised out around him in a dome like formation. The scorpion hissed before it struck at him with it's stinger. Naruto was pushed back by the force of it's stinger impacting his tails. Just as it geared up for another attack, Ren and a girl in black jumped into and hit it with their weapons. Naruto took the chance to back away a couple yards from the creature and managed to bump into Nora. Weiss then jumped to the pair and beneath the three a circular white sigil formed. Weiss grabbed Nora and Naruto by their arms and jumped with both in tow towards a bridge.

She let go of both as they landed and both her and Nora started running across. Naruto on the other hand stayed at the end of the bridge. Naruto just curled his tails around himself and charged at the creature in an effort to distract it. He didn't even notice as he giant bird from before destroyed the bridge that was behind him. All his focus was on the creature in front of him. He was eventually joined by Ren, a red-haired girl who had her hair in a ponytail in bronze armor and a red half skirt with armored guards on her shins and forearms.

On the other side of him was a girl in a black and white set of clothing with purple stockings and long black hair with a bow on top. As Naruto took punishment with his tails from the scorpion his tails faltered for a second which was just enough to let the scorpion swings its tail into his side, sending him to the side of the bridge with a gash in his cheast and his wounds from before being ripped open. The scorpion turned to the incapacitated Naruto and lifted its stinger up for the killing blow until Nora jumped in from out of nowhere and slammed a massive hammer right into the Grimm's head which promptly exploded.

"Where in the hell did she come from?" Both Naruto and Kurama screamed.

She jumped off just as the scorpion's tail tried to stab her and jumped backwards into the girl in black who was knocked off their end of the bridge just as the scorpion's tail was lodged into the bridge. Naruto saw her falling and was worried until she threw her gun sword which had a ribbon attached to the end of it into another bridge and swung away until she rebounded on the other Grimm and started to take a few swings at it as she ran on it's back until she jumped off and joined Yang.

'Well at least she's safe.' Naruto mentally said to Kurama.

'You're not so get your head in the game.' Kurama responded. As Kurama said that the scorpion pulled its tail out of the bridge which destroyed the bridge support.

"We gotta move!" the blonde boy stated to everyone. They all started running at the scorpion in an effort to get off the bridge with Naruto lagging behind. The girl in bronze slid and blocked with her shield as the scorpion tried to hit her with its claw. She transformed her red spear into a sword just at the scorpion while the scorpion tried to hit her with its other claw. The blonde kid jumped into the fray with his shield and blocked the hit while the red-head jumped and slashed at the Grimm.

Behind those two Ren fired at the Grimm and dodged a tail strike. He then grasped its stringer and fired into its base as head was swung around. Nora just fired at the Grimm with her grenade launcher while the red-head transformed her sword into a spear and threw it into one of the Grimm's eyes. Ren was finally tossed of the tail and was thrown into a pillar.

"Ren!" Nora exclaimed in worry before she glared at the Grimm. The blonde kid on the other hand noticed that not the stinger of the Grimm was only being held together by a few strands of muscle.

"Pyrrha!" The blonde shouted. Pyrrha nodded.

"Got it!" She said and threw her shield which cut off the stinger. The shield bounced off a few pillars before she caught it on a rebound.

"Nora nail it!" the blonde commanded.

"Heads up!" She shouted while brandishing her hammer. Pyrrha turned to look at Nora and brandished her shield above her. Nora then jumped on top of the shield and used her hammer to explode off the shield while Pyrrha gave her a boost. Naruto and Kurama's jaws dropped as she laughed when she came back down to earth spinning with her hammer aimed at the Grimm's head. She landed it perfectly and smashed it into the ground while also making Naruto, Pyrrha, and the blonde fly towards the ground.

Naruto and the blonde failed the landing and fell on their faces while Nora landed on her ass and Pyrrha landed crouched with her hand and legs. They were joined by Ren who was barely standing up until he collapsed onto his face as well.

'Naruto, lets never make Nora angry.' Kurama said

'Agreed.' Naruto responded. He pushed himself up to watch his new friend Ruby and the others literally slingshot her to the bird which she caught in the neck with the blade of her scythe. She and the bird landed on the wall together where a line of white glyphs appeared leading to the top of the cliff. She then ran up it while dragging a screeching bird with her. When she reached the top she managed to decapitate the bird leaving behind a cloud of rose petals.

'Kurama, I can't deny that that wasn't one of the coolest things I've ever seen.' Naruto said.

'I can agree with that.' Kurama stated. Both didn't notice as Pyrrha walked up to them.

"Naruto was it?" Pyrrha asked. Naruto nodded. "Just to let you know, you are bleeding quite badly. Why isn't your aura preventing that?" She asked.

"What's aura?" He asked.

Meanwhile on top of a cliff a grey haired man in a black suit and green scarf and a pair of dark sunglasses was watching surveillance of then new creature. "Glynda, are you seeing this?" The man asked a blonde haired woman in a white top and black skirt who also wore a purple cape while sipping a cup of coffee and staring at his screen.

"Yes I am Ozpin. I don't know what it is." Glynda stated.

"It's a mystery alright, but then again I do like mysteries." Ozpin retorted.

And that's a wrap folks. Wasn't that just fun? Don't you want more? Well don't worry we are not going anywhere. Also a side note to the one who asked if this was going to be a harem fic. No. I have a certain suspension of disbelief concerning that and it breaks every time that is used. So if I don't like it, then why would I use it? So sorry person who asked, please don't get angry about it. But hey there are pairings. I just need to get all of them set up. See ya soon! Oh and comment. I love to eat them!