I don't own Kingdom Hearts or Frozen. They belong to Disney and Square Enix. Okay, so today, we begin the first chapter of the world based off the Emperor's New Groove. Now before we begin let's reply to some reviews...
Mickol93: I glad you enjoyed that part. It was sure a surprise on me. And well...you know Kuzco, but don't worry he'll change. And I mean that both metaphorically and literally.
Guest: Thank you.
Prequel Hater: You do realize this is not just a Frozen Fanfic but a Kingdom Hearts fanfic as well, right? If this was actually a game and it only had three worlds besides Arrendelle and the Mysterious Tower, it would stink because of the few worlds and hudge plot holes. Could you image that being Kingdom Hearts 3? Sorry, but in order for everything to work out for the story we have a bunch of worlds to go. I can't just skip to the ending. That'll be lame. And I think we'd probably and fanfic riots coming for both of us. Hang in there. A good story can't be rushed. Oh, and yeah, I had a lot of things going through my mind at the time. I'll go back and fix it later.
Deadman: Well, I hope I do a good job on this world then. I agree with you, it's a great movie and it would be great to see it in one the future KH games. Plus, who else better to train Sora, than the greatest Jedi Master ever.
mad thought: Thank you for your sympathy. I'm just glad Deadpool wasn't apart of it.
Guest: Well, I'm glad I made you happy but I didn't say five chapters. I said five worlds. The Mysterious Tower was a short world so I was able to finish it in a chapter but the rest of the world's are going to have a few chapters each. So Naminè's going to have to wait a bit longer. Sorry.
God of the Challenge: Yeah, that'll be intresting but you never know he might convert. Oh, and they don't think, they know! :)
Love Elsa a lot: You know, if you aren't going to write an actual review. Then don't write a reveiw at all.
Guest: I actual have someone else planned for Riku's paring. Naminè's too. Sorry Riku/Naminè fans. Also, no Naminè will just see Sora as a friend. Nothing more. She might joke about it, but that's as far as it goes.
Okay, that's it for now. Now on to the chapter...
Chapter 38: The Llama Emperor
"And so, it is with great sadness that we mourn the shudden departure of our beloved prince..." Yzma told the people, at the funeral of Emperor Kuzco. Kronk was crying as Yzma continued, "taken from us so tragically on the very eve of his 18th birthday."
"Poor little guy." Kronk sobbed. Yzma concluded, "His legacy will live on in our hearts for all eternity."
"He never had a chance." Kronk contenuied to cry. Yzma's frowned turned into a grin, "Well, he ain't get tin' any deader." She removed her black moroning cloths into a pick dress and fuffy pink hat, "Back to work."
Everyone who attended the funeral, threw their candles aside and contenuied to remodel the place to their new empress image. Yzma and Kronk headed back to her sky high room. As Kronk finished her lunch, Yzma, now in a purple dress and a purple fuffy hat smiled evilly, "Kronk, darling. I must admit you had me worried when you mixed up those potions, but now that Kuzco is dead, all is forgiven. Now, when these heroes of the light come to our world, we'll trick them into giving us the last princess of heart, for her own 'protection,' and Kingdom Hearts will be ours."
Kronk frowned nervously, knowing she'd be upset if she'd knew what had acatully happened. He tried to act cool by learning on something, "Ah. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's..." Kronk realized what he was learning on the girl and set his glove on fire but he dropped it on the ground and kept his cool as he put it out, "Heh. He's dead, all right. Heh heh. I mean, you can't get much deader than he...than he is right now. Unless, of coarse, we killed him again."
Yzma rasied an eyebrow, "I suppose." Kronk was acting strange...well, stranger than usally. A corridor of darkness opened and Organization member walked out of it. Kronk beamed and tried to change the subject, "Hey, look! Marluxia's here!"
The man removed his hood revealing his pick hair, "Yzma, I've come to tell you that the Heroes of Light are heading to your world next. I trust you have everything in order." Yzma nodded, "Oh, yes, yes. Although I need to check on something with Kronk first..."
"Kronk." The man smiled nervously, as Yzma asked, "Kuzco IS dead, right? Tell me Kuzco's dead. I need to hear these words." Kronk asked her, "You need to hear all those words exactly?" Yzma dropped her dish and glared, "HE STILL ALIVE?!"
"Well, he's not as dead as we would've hoped." He replied. Yzma's face was turning red with anger, "Kronk..."
"I just thought I'd give you the heads-up in case Kuzco ever came back." Kronk contenuied. Yzma argued, "He can't come back!"
"Yeah. That would be kind of awkward especially after that lovely eulogy." He agreed. Yzma replied sacasiticlly, "You think?!" Marluxia offered, "Would you like me to deal Kuzco for you? If the heroes find him first they will no doubt help him."
"No, no, we'll deal with it ourselves. If we're still having troubles, I'll summon you." Yzma told him. She summon a bunch of Heartless and ordered, "Find Kuzco and eliminate him and any of the Heroes of Light except for the Princess of Heart! I want her alive!"
The Heartless left to do what they have been ordered, and Marluxia left. She turned to Kronk and grabbed him by the shirt, "You and I are going out to find him. If he talks, we're through! Now let's move!"
Sora and the others examed the new world. Olaf was amazed, "Wow! So this is another world! I wonder who we're going to help here." Riku looked around, "Is this Dagobah?"
"I don't think so. This looks like the somewhere in the South American jungle." Cloud observed. Anna frowned, "Well bad news, Master Yoda's not here... Where's the nearest town? We have to find that Keyhole."
Everyone then heard someone screaming. Cap shuggested, "Probably where the screaming's coming from." Everyone headed toward where though thought they had heard the sound. After passing serval frozen branches, they saw a man and a llama surrounded by monsters. Sora exclaimed, "Heartless!"
Everyone ran in with weapons in there hands, Thor turned to them, "Get yourselves to safety, we'll hand this." They nodded and ran off as the Heroes battled the Heartless. Eventually after a short battle, Sora finished off the last Heartless. He put away his Keyblade. "Oh, thank goodness! I'm saved!" The llama exclaimed as he ran to them.
"Aaaaaaah! Demon lama!" Kairi screamed as she raised her frying pan prepare to smack the lama on the head. The cover his head and eyes. Sora quickly got in front of her making her stop, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, calm down Kairi. Let's not over react here." She lowered her frying pan, Sora turned to the lama, "Okay, who are yo two and why are you guys so out in the jungle?"
"Oh, I'm Emperor Kuzco. You may bow if you like. And I'm not actually a lama but I'm was human turned into a lama." the llama explained, and then guestered to the man, "and this here is the winny peasant, Pooka."
"It's Paucha, actually." He correct. Olad beamed, "Nice to meet you, I'm Olaf and I like warm hugs. And this is Anna, Sora, Riku, Kairi, Sven, Sven..." Kristoff corrected, "It's Kristoff actually." Olaf didn't hear him as he continued, "...Aqua, Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Pluto, Thor, Hercules, Pegasus, Cloud, Tifa, Mulan, Mushu, Carpet, and Genie."
"Uh-huh. Pleasure." The emperor replied dryly and then continued, "Anyways, we were going back to the palace to meet up with my former royal advisor, go to her 'secret lab,' and change back so I can start production of my Birhtday Summer Vacation home...Kuzcotopia. Except, Pucha, here, doesn't want to take me there."
"Oh, I'll be more than willing too, only if he builts his summer home somewhere else." Pucha replied. Mushu raised an eyebrow, "And uh...were does your emperor want to bulit his summer home?"
"Oh, that's an easy one. Where his home town is. His people are going have to move and my guards will destroy his twon and built my summer home compelete with water side!" He answered.
"WHAT?!" Everyone exclaimed.
"I know isn't great?! It's my birthday present to me! And I'm so not agreeing to his terms especially now that you guys can just take me there." He replied. Everyone glared at him and crossed their arms, as Cap answered, "No, Kuzco where no taking you either."
"Why not?" He replied. Sora pointed out, "One, we're not going to let you destroy Pucha's home just so you can built your summer home and two...we're new here so we're a bit lost ourselves."
"What are you kids doing all the way here anyways?" Pucha asked. Anna replied, "Well, we're looking for Sora's and my sister so she can bring back summer, stop an evil tyrant, and save the world."
"Your sister did all this? Making summer into winter?" Pucha wondered. Kairi nodded, "By accident, durning her Cornation. She got scarred when some people over reacted to her ablities."
"Cornation? Wait, she's your queen? Is she hot? She single?" Kuzco wondered. Anna glared, "Please, like she'd every date you..."
"Yeah! She doesn't go destroy other people's homes so she can have a vaction home." Donald nodded in agreement. Riku turned to Anna, "Your highness, I owe you an apology, in fact the people who call you a spoiled brat should apologize. Despite you agreeing to marry a man you just met just met, your certainly not spoiled like Kuzco is."
"Hey!" Kuzco glared. Anna smiled, "Thank you, Riku. I forgive you. I'm still learning for what's it's like outside the gates. So, I may hold the wedding off untill I know for sure Hans is the right guy."
"That's all we're asking of ya, Anna." Mickey smiled. Pucha smiled, "Well, I help you kids get to civilization. Once Kuzco agrees to built his summer home somewhere else."
"Oh, I would agree to his terms soon, your highness." Cloud told the llama, "Because the longer we wait, those monster you just saw, will destroy your whole empire the longer you refuse to agree to Pucha's bargain. He may be your only ticket home and my Godson's your empire's only chance."
"How do I know you telling the truth?" Kuzco narrowed his eyes on the ex-solider. Cloud simply answered, "Wait, a few days and you'll know. Clock's ticking." Kuzco was silent after that. Afterwords, Pucha started a fire. Genie place a spell over Olaf so he wouldn't melt over the flames. Anna just watched as Sora and Kairi contenuied have they're 'relationship' or more like lack of one as they cooked S'mores together. Anna turned to Pucha, "Are you a married man?"
"Yes, I have wife and two kids and another on the way." He grinned. Anna smiled, "Congratulations...anyways, my brother has this crush on Kairi since he was five apparently but he's never had the courage to confess his feelings to her."
"Have you tried give a prep talk because sometimes it's all they need and they can do it on they're own?" Pucha asked. Anna signed, "That's the thing... I never really noticed it untill a few days ago and so I felt like, if I noticed when he was younger then I could have said something to him..."
"Well, he's about fifteen, right? You can still talk to him, from what it looks like to me you still have a good relationship with your brother." Pucha suggested. Anna thought about it as she turned to Sora and Kairi. Sora wasn't paying attention to his marshmallow as it caught on fire. Kairi was able to get him to finally notice, which case him to gasp and blow it out also blowing the marshmallow in Riku's face. Riku gave Sora an annoyed look, as he and Kairi bursted out laughing before he decided to join in on the laughter. Anna cleared her thoat once the laughing stopped, "So, Sora. When you went camping with Riku and Kairi what kinda things did you three do?"
"Oh no..." Riku groaned as Sora grinned, "Well, after a longer day of working, we like to wind down to a relaxing campfire song." Sora pulls out Kristoff's guitar and started playing a song, "I call this one...'the Campfire song song.' Lets gather around the campfire and sing our campfire song. Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song." Olaf nodded to the enjoyment of the song and made Riku do the same, Sora continued singing, "And if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong but it'll help if you just sing along..."
"Bom Bom Bom..." Olaf sang. Sora then sang much faster as Olaf tried to catch up, "C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song! And if you dont think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong but it'll help if you just sing along! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song...Olaf!"
"Song! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..." Olaf sang as he tried to catch up. Sora then queued, "Everyone!" Everyone didn't sing they just looked to Sora sing strangely. But Kairi giggled and sang along. Sora gave her along with everyone else a tumbs up, "Good!"
"It'll help...It'll help...If you just sing along!" Sora finished the song as he destroyed the guitar and Olaf destroyed the drums, "OH YEAHH!" Everyone gave Sora and Olaf an awkward applause as Kairi clapped and giggled at Sora. Sora and Olaf joined the others, "Now wasn't that relaxing."
"Sorry, it was an...intresting song. But I don't feel relaxed really. Here, let me try something on my mother's clarinet." Riku replied as he did so. Sora and Anna's eyes widend as they exclaimed, "OH NO!"
Sora quickly pulled out marshmallow and a slingshot and aimed it at Riku, "Don't worry, Riku! I'll save you!" He then use the fired the marshmallow threw Riku's clarinet into his mouth. Riku was forced to the ground as he chewed the snack as Sora and Anna ran up to him, "That's it. Chew,chew, chew, and swallow. You okay?"
"Sora, what's wrong with you? You never had a problem with me playing my mother's clarinet before when we were camping." Riku wondered. The others were curious about it too. Sora answered, "That's because we've never been these deep into the other wor...I mean outside our home. You could attract...a space bear."
"A space bear?" Mulan asked the others who just shrugged. Riku remembers, "Oh, a space bear? Aren't those the things that DON'T EXSIT!"
"What do you mean?" Sora asked and raised an eyebrow. Riku crossed his arms, "Space bears aren't real. They're just a myth."
"No, Riku. Space Bears are all too real. It's says so here on the Arrendelle Inquirer." Sora told him as he held the newspaper. Riku read the title, "I married a space bear?"
"Yeah, and Fake Science Monthly." Anna added as she held up the magazine. Riku read, "Space bears and fairy tales are real?! That's the stupidest thing I ever heard!"
"Language!" Cap and Anna scolded Riku. Anna grinned think Cap was going to be prefect for Elsa but then told Riku, "That may be but it's also dumb. Wait, what?"
"Anna's right, space bears are no laughing matter! One time I knew this one guy, who knew this one guy, who knew this one guy, Who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this one guy, who knew this guy's cousin..." Sora tried to explain. Riku finally had enough so, he came with an idea for proof that space bears don't exist, "YOUR RIGHT! I should be more careful...in fact, why don't you two tell me all of the things I shouldn't do if I want to keep the space bears away."
"Okay, first off don't play the clarinet." Sora answered. Riku nodded, "Okay, then what?"
"Never wave your torch back-and-forth really quickly." Sora replied. Anna added, "It's they're natural prey."
"Your kidding." Riku raised an eyebrow. Sora shook his head, "Don't stop around, they'll take that as a challenge..."
"Yeah, it's true." Anna nodded. Riku wrote everything down on a notebook, "Go on..."
"Never eat cheese." Sora added as Anna began to worry. Riku asked, "Sliced or cubed?" Sora wasn't sure so he turned to Anna who whispered him the answer. Sora then answered, "Cubed. Sliced is fine."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, and..." Riku encouraged. Sora answered, "Never wear a sombrero..."
"...in a goofy fashion." Anna finished. Sora added, "Or clown shoes..."
"Or a hoop skirt..." Anna added. Sora then continued, "And never..."
"...ever..." Anna joined in. Then they both exclaimed, "Screech like a chimpanzee!"
"Wow, it's amazing how many things can set a space bear off." Riku replied. The siblings shivered in fear, "They're horrible."
"And...and...and I've suddenly have sense were all in grave danger." Riku pretended to be scared. Sora wondered, "What do you mean?"
"I don't know..." He the grabbed all the things she shouldn't do and grinned, "Just a feeling."
"No." Sora and Anna's eyes widend in horror. Riku grinned, "Yes."
"No." Sora pleaded. Riku then began acting like a chimpanzee. Sora and Anna exclaimed, "Riku, please stop!"
But he wouldn't. He continue doing everything in that he shouldn't do to attract space bears. Kairi glared at him, "Oh, knock it off Riku. Did you ever consider it maybe true!?"
He still won't listen. Anna panicked, "Guys, what are we gonna do?! A space bear is for sure going to attack us!" Sora quickly summoned his Keyblade a drew a circle around everyone, "Don't worry, everyone. I'll draw us an anti-space bear circle to protect us."
"Good thinking!" Anna beamed as she pulled out another magazine, "Experts say it's the only defense against a space bear attack!" Sora quickly hugged Kairi as Anna did the same for Kristoff. Which cased the two blush, as Riku laughed outside the circle, "See, Sora? You have nothing to worry about. I did everything that attracts a space bear and nothing showed up. It's space bears were real, why didn't one show up?"
"Hmm...maybe it's because your wearing your sombrero in a goofy fashion." Goofy shuggested. Riku rolled his eyes a tilled his hat a little, "You mean like this?" Suddenly a huge paw takes the sombrero and puts it back on Riku's head upside down, as Sora replied, "No, like that."
Riku then heard growling and he turned to see a bear with a fur jet back behind him. He screamed as the bear roared at him. Riku made a run for it as the space bear chased after him and started beating him up. After it was finished, space bear turned to leave. Herc asked with concern, "Riku, are you okay?!"
"No..." He replied. Donald quickly healed him with his magic, Sora exclaimed, "Quick! Jump inside our anti-space bear circle before he comes back!"
"Yeah, Space Bears usally attack more than once!" Anna added. Riku shook his head, "Are you kidding?! A dirt circle won't stop that monster! I can fight this thing! I'm armed! Bring it on!"
"NO!" Sora and Anna exclaimed as the space bear came back at started beating up Riku once more and it then left once again as Anna told him, "Sea-Bears are ferries warriors! You shouldn't fight them unless you leveled up to 99 and unlocked the Ulitmateweapon Keychain."
"Well, in that case, I'll run for my life!" Riku exclaimed as he began running.
"No!"
And once again the space bear attacked Riku and left when he was finished. Sora told his best friend, "Don't run! Space bears hate that!"
"Thanks for the tip. I'll guess I'll limp over to safety." He replied.
"No!"
The Space Bear returned for the fourth time and attaked Riku. Once it left, Sora added, "They hate limping more than running!"
"Well, I guess I'll just..." Riku started but was cut off when the space bear attacked once again. Sora told him as the space bear left, "I should have warned you about crawling!"
Before Riku could do anything else, the space bear attacked him once more, and then left him again. RIku cried out, "What did I do this time?!"
"I don't know, I guess he just doesn't like you." Anna replied. Olaf exclaimed, "Pretend to be someone else!"
Mulan quickly grabbed a stick and threw it to Riku, "Here draw a circle with this!"
"Okay." He replied. A few moments later, the space bear returned to attack Riku for a sventh time. Kairi blushed as Sora continued to hug her for confort as she told Riku, "That was an oval, Sora said it has to be a circle."
"Let me in!" Riku exclaimed as he jumped inside the circle. The space bear returned but realized Riku was in the protection of the circle. He pointed a finger at the teenager as if he was telling him never to do the stuff he did again. And he left once more, this time for good. Riku signed in relief, "You guys were right. Sorry for doubting you."
"Yeah, now even I know not to mess thanks to you guys." Kuzco nodded. Pucha smiled, "Well, at least two good things came out of all of this." Sora and Anna relieazied what they were doing and the four tried babbling excuses untill Sora excused, "We were just glad it wasn't a space rhinoceros. This circle would never stand a chance aginst them."
"And what attracts them." Riku asked with worry. Anna shrugged, "Oh, the sound of a space bear attack."
Soon standing right before them was a rhino with a jet pack like skin. Sora said aloud, "It's a good thing we're all wearing our anti-space rhinoceros underwear, right guys?" No one said anything in response.
Don't worry. Everyone will be alright for the next chapter. They'll think of something. I don't own the Campfire song song or sea bears or rhinoceros or in this case space bears and rhinoceros. They are the sole propriety of SpongeBob SquarePants. First song, that wasn't a Disney one. The Furture parodies of songs will mostly be Disney with an odd ball or two every now and then. I hoped you all enjoyed the Chapter. Leave your thoughts in the reviews. Also if you haven't, be sure to follow and fav this fanfic. See you next time.
