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Chapter 41: Race to the Palace
Pacha, Kuzco, Sora, and Kairi ran there way to Pacha's village. He told the three, "Okay, we're just going to stop at the house to get some supplies!" Kuzco then assumed, "And then we'll be on our way, right?"
"Right!" He nodded. Sora added, "Then let's move! The others are waiting for us!" Everyone run up the hill when they were spotted by to elders playing checkers. They waved in greetings, "Hey, there Pucha! You know, you just missed your relatives."
Everyone stopped as Pacha asked, "My relatives?" The skinner one nodded, "Yeah, we just sent them up to your house.
"If you don't mind, could you tell us what they looked like?" Kairi asked politely. He nodded, "Why sure thing, young lady, well, there was this big guy and this older woman who was...um..." He thought for a moment, how to best describe the woman. He then asked his friend, "...well, how would you describe her?"
"Eh...scary beyond all reason." He replied as the other nodded, "Yeah, that's it." The four gasped in surprise, as Sora said, "Sounds like Kronk was able to regonize you... but how?"
"Um...guys, I just remembered we never actually payed for our food in the pervious chapter." Kairi replied. Kuzco asked, "What are we gonna do?"
"Sora, Kairi...could you keep everyone busy as I try to get in contact with my wife?" Pacha asked. The two smiled, Kairi smiled, "No problem. Four can play at this game."
"Yeah...wait? What's the plan?" Sora asked. Kairi grabbed his arm and ran up the hill, "I'll explain on the way."
Meanwhile, in Pach's home, Chicha, Pacha's pregnant wife, handed Yzma a cup of tea, "So, remind me again how you're related to Pacha?" Yzma pulled a fake smile and laughed nervously, "Why, I'm his third cousin's brother's wife's step-niece's great aunt. Twice removed."
"Uh-huh." She replied with server doubt. Yzma turned to her henchman for back-up, "Isn't that right, Kronk?"
Kronk, however, was playing jump rope with Pacha's and Chicha's children, Chaca and Tipo, like he was a child himself. Chaca exclaimed, "Ninety-nine monkeys jumping on the bed!"
"One fell off and bumped his head!" Kronk grinned with enjoyment. Yzma glared at Kronk in annoyance before returning to Chicha with her fake smile. Chicha apologized, "You know, I am so sorry you had to come all this way but..." Yzma just waved it off as she continues, "...As I said before, you may remember, Pacha is not here. I'll be sure to tell him you stopped by."
"Oh, would you please? That would be just great." Yzma replied as she 'accidentally' knocked her tea cup on the floor, "Oops. Silly me." Chicha rasied her hand and replied with annoyance, "No no, allow me."
She attempts to pick the fallen tea cup up by doing a squat, with her distracted, Yzma temporarily join the game of jump rope and whispers to Kronk, "She's hiding something. When I give the word we search the house."
"Ok, but I still have 94 monkeys to go." he replied. This made her groan in annoyance. Meanwhile, back in the kitchen Chicha tried her best to reach her cup untill a young man spoke up, "Here, let me get that for you."
She looked then saw a young teenage boy kneeing down to pickup the cup as a young girl his age brought her a chair, "Please, ma'am. You need to sit down and relax when your pregnant." She sat down as Sora washed the dish in the sink, "Thanks...but who are you..."
"Oh...I'm Kairi and this is Pacha's half-nephew and my fiancé, Sora." Kairi replied. Sora blushed at the last part, "Yeah...we...ran in to him at our engagement party and he told us, you were pregnant so we thought we'd help out while knowing what a marriage was like."
"Is that so...Well, as it so happens two of Pacha's other relatives showed up today." She replied as Yzma returned. She turned to the old woman, "Oh, Hi I'm Yzma. His third cousin's brother's wife's step-niece's great aunt. Twice removed."
"Really? Because you don't look like a great aunt. You look more like a great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great..." Yzma was really to get annoyed with Sora, and Kairi realized Kronk wasn't with them, she hinted, "Hey, Sora. I can take care of things for here why don't you look for our other relative."
"He's actually in the living room right next to us playing jump rope with the kids." Chicha told them. Sora beamed, "Oh, boy! Jump rope! I hope there playing 99 monkeys jumping on the bed!"
Sora rushed in to join the game and keep an eye on the hechman. Yzma signed, "Oh, great another one."
"Your future husband seems a bit childish." Chicha stated. Kairi nodded but smiled, "Yes, but he's mine."
"87 monkeys jumping on the bed!" Tipo and Chaca exclaimed. Sora and Kronk replied, "One fell of and bumped his head!"
"Well, all things considered, I think you to make a great couple." Chicha told Kairi. She did her best to hide her blush, "Thanks."
"Anyways, while we're waiting for Packa..." Yzma started as Chicha and Kairi corrected her, "Pacha."
"Oh, yes, yes, yes...why don't you give us a tour of you lovely home?" Yzma shuggested, in hopes of finding and finally killing Kuzco for real this time. Chicha replied, "You know, why don't you come back when Pacha comes home? I'm sure he loved to show you the..."
Chicha then noticed Kairi guestered to a near by window. She then turned to that window to see her husband wanted to talk to her without Yzma knowing it. She then excused herself, "Woah...excuse me for a moment, I think I left something in the oven. Kairi can you and Sora take care of our other relatives."
"No problem. Well, can keep this busy will you check on that...oven." Kairi smiled politely. She smiled, "Thanks." She then rushed off to her husband. Meanwhile, Sora and Kronk were having their own conversation, as they played jump rope with the children, "Say, you look fimilar...don't I know from somewhere."
"Yeah, at Mudka's meat hut...we were celebrating my engagement party with my faincè... Kairi." He blushed at that last part, "We left in a hurry when we remembered we forget to lock our doors to our homes. We actually forgot to pay for our meal."
He handed Kronk the right amount of munny to Kronk as he replied, "Well, no harm...no fowel! Congratulations, by the way." He then told everyone in the room, "This is my very own version of the double duch. On my signal... we switch."
Yzma returned followed by Kairi as she tried to talk to her, but Yzma ignored the girl and whispered to her hechman, "Kronk, it's time!"
"Okay!" She said as he switch places with Yzma. Yzma growled in annoyance as she was now apart of the game. Kairi giggled, Sora was doing a better job at distract them than she thought.
Meanwhile, Pacha was explaining to his wife what he had been doing, "...so, we need to get back to the palace, find the lab, defeat the monsters, and change him back." Kuzco the popped out, "Hiya!" She then hit him in the head with a frying pan, knocking him out. Pacha muttered, "That was him."
"Opps." She replied.
Meanwhile, Yzma finally gout out the game and tried to search the house. However, Kairi followed and tried to distract her. "So, can I get you anything?"
"I'm fine." She replied quiet rudely. Kairi kept her calm and tried to bring up conversation, "So...what are you doing?"
"I'm looking around this dump...I mean, lovely home." She began yell but changed her speaking tone with a fake smile, "Say, when you saw Pacha you wouldn't have seen a talking llama or a pure hearted princess when you were at the dinner would you?"
"Ma'am, I don't think llamas are allowed in that palace and c'mon, what would a princess be doing in the jungle, in this could weather?" Kairi replied hoping to keep Pacha busy untill they came up with a plan to keep his family safe.
"Go, I'll distract them long enough for you two and those love birds to the palace and the rest of your new friends." Chicha told her husband. He smiled with apperaction, "Thanks, honey." The two gave eachother a quick kiss on the lips. Kuzco looked a Chicha, still dazed from the hit in the head, "You.. lovely wife... both very...pretty."
Pucha just grabbed Kuzco and ran with the equipment he manged to retrieve. Sora ran after them and turned to Chicha, "Thanks again but by the way Kairi is neither my girlfriend or fiancé." He then ran after them.
"So, why your interest in talking llamas and princess? Is there like a reward or something for them?" Kairi asked. "Enough! Your stalling!" Yzma exclaimed.
"Stalling? I'm not stalling anything." Kairi shrugged. Yzma nodded, "Yes, you are?"
"Stalling?" Kairi rasied an eyebrow. The villainess exclaimed, "STALLING!
You think...I'm...stalling?" Kairi asked once more. Yzma had enough, "Alright! That's it! You clearly know something! Tell me were the talking llama and the Princess of Heart is before I..."
Just then Chicha returned with a grin on her face, "So where were we?" Yzma turned to her, "Listen we're not leaving here..."
"I show you around the house, of coarse." She took her arm a dragged her away, before turning to Kairi, "Oh, and Kairi, Sora said he had a big surprise for you outside."
Kairi nodded, knowing this was her que to leave, "Thanks, Chicha. Tell Pacha we said hi."
"Kairi! Are you alright?" Sora asked as she caught up to the Kuzco, Pacha, and himself. She nodded, "Yeah, she was nothing I couldn't handle." Everyone then began running back to the palace before Kuzco asked in concern, "You sure it's okay to leave your family with those two?"
"Oh, don't worry. They can handle themselves." Pacha reassured the group.
"What do you mean the door's stuck? Try jiggling the handle." Chicha shuggested. Yzma and Kronk were trapped in the dark closet. Yzma glared through the door, "There is no handle in here."
"There's not? Are you sure?" She asked with a grin as she held the said handle in her hands, making her children giggle. Yzma had enough with playing this game, "All right, I've had enough of this. Tell us where the talking llama and the Princess of Heart are and we'll burn your house to the ground."
"Er, don't you mean or?" Kronk wondered. Yzma groaned with frustration, "Err, tell us where the talking llama and the Princess of Heart are OR we'll burn your house to the ground."
"Well, which is it? That sounds like a pretty crucial conjunction." Chaca nodded to the others. That was the last straw for Yzma, "That's it! Kronk, break the door down!"
"Break it down? Are you kidding? This is hand-carved mahogany." Kronk observed even though the room was pitch black. Yzma rolled her eyes, "I don't care, you fool! Get out of my way! I'll break it down myself! A-one …"
"Okay, kids, you know what to do." she grinned to her childern.
"Two..."
"Right, Mom!" The exclaimed as they rushed off ready to make their moves. Chicha placed the handle on the door and opened as Yzma exclaimed, "Three!" Yzma charged not noticing that the door was already opened. She then slips on the floor waxed by Tipo, Chaca then opened the bottom half the door causing Yzma to hit her head and fell into a wheelbarrow. She then looked up to see Tipo holding out a bee hive, causing her to crash into it to get veered in honey. Fouratly for her, the bees did not go after her, unforatly for her, she then crashed into a pillow held by Chaca and was now covered in feathers. The wheelbarrow crashed into a rock and sent her flying out. Meanwhile, blindfolded childern were celbrating a birthday party, and we're getting ready to hit the pinata. A mother of the home told the children, "Okay, children. On you mark, get set..."
Yzma then takes the pinata's place right when the mother exclaimed, "...go!" The childern started beating the woman now chicken pinata. She winched in pain as she glared at the childern, "Stop it, you little brats!" She then looked up a gasped to see Sora and Kairi with Pacha and the emperor turned llama Kuzco running away. Something just dawned on her...Sora...that was the name of the Keyblade bearer! She exclaimed, "THERE THEY GO, KRONK! THEY'RE GETTING AWAY!"
Pacha's family just laughed at her, even Kronk joined in, "Well, I had a great time. Let's not wait till the next family reunion to get together." Chica just smiled and nodded. Yzma then exclaimed, "KRONK!"
"I, uh, I gotta run." Kronk waved goodbye to the family.
"Guys, they're on our tail!" Kairi exclaimed. Everyone turned their heads while running to see Yzma and Kronk chasing after them. Kuzco exclaimed, "How'd they get on our trail so quickly?!"
"I think the red dotted trail might have something to do with it." Sora replied. Kairi looked down to see the trail Sora mention, "What?! Where is that even comeing form?!" Pacha shook his head, "We can figure that out later, just keep running!"
Out of curiosity, Sora yelled to the villians, "Hey, you two by any chance have a trail going too, would you?!" Yzma and Kronk all of a shudden wondered that themselves and looked behind them to see a purple dotted trail was forming behind them. Kronk exclaimed, "Yes, we do! We're just as confused about it as you are!"
Everyone just shrugged it off and kept racing to the palace, eventually they came to the cliff where the rope bridge fell apart. Pacha then pulled out a bow and arrow and shot the arrow to the tree on the other side. A rope was attached to it and Sora used the other end other rope to tie it to another tree on there side. Then one by one they each slide there way to the other end of the canyon. Kairi was the last to arrive and Sora caught her once she was there. They smiled to eachother and blushed but turned around to see Yzma and Kronk were catching up to them. Kuzco the bit the end of the rope off, so they couldn't get a cross. But tat didn't stop them, they instead put on goggles and Kronk pulled a rope and Yzma's portable tent grew winds. The then glide the way to the other side of the cliff...at least they would of, untill Sora cast a thunder spell causing them to fall in the canyon. Sora grinned, "That should keep them busy for a while."
"Nice work, Sora!" Kuzco commented. Pacha grinned, "It should be smooth sailing from here." Pacha and Kuzco walked there way back to the palace, leaving Sora and Kairi to themselves. Sora asked, "Hey, where's Aqua? I haven't seen since the last chapter?"
"She's with Aqua. I figured I would need both hands for this. Although, there one thing that confuses me..." Kairi raised an eyebrow. Sora nodded, "Why we'd tell them we were engaged? I thought we'd argee to say we were siblings."
"I know. But for some reason, it's like my brain didn't like that plan. And since Anna told the waitress we were engaged, the thought just won't get out of my head." Kairi continued as she and Sora blush. Sora babbled, "We should rejoin the others."
"Agreed!"
I think this is a good palace to stop for now. Wow, just about one or two more chapters untill the next world. Next time, we enter Yzma's secert lab! I hope you all enjoyed the chapter. Please leave a review of your thoughts and be sure to follow and fav, if you haven't already. See you next time!
