I don't own Kingdom Hearts or Frozen. They belong to Disney and Square Enix. Alright, before we begin the chapter let's reply to some reviews...

ajjar12: Okay, but like I said I pretty much have all the songs planned out. Plus I never watch Talespin so the song might not be in here at all. Sorry.

goddragonking: Thank You!

Mickol93: Well, I'm glad you like how I made her in this.

God of the Challenge: Don't worry it will show up sooner than you think.

Guest: No the the survivors of worlds that fell into darkness ended up in Hollow Bastion. Naminè found them and took them in to form a resistance aginst Bill and Xehanort. More like the people from other worlds came to her.

NinjaFang1331: Thank you!

With that out of the way let's get started... (Edit: I changed it a little so the parody wouldn't feel like a copy of the Mounty Python and the Holy Grail movie.)


Chapter 71: Race to Bill's Fortress

"Let me go, you insane three-sided-!" As Ford unfroze when he realized he was in a different place where he last remebered where he was, "Wha-What is this place?" He looked down to see that he was chained to the floor. Bill then rises out of the floor, playing a piano and sang, "We'll meet again. Don't know where, don't know when. Oh, I know we'll meet again some sunny day."

"Wh-where am I?" Ford asked. Bill replied, "You're in the penthouse suite, kid! The tip of the pyramid. Have a drink." Bill snapped his fingers and a martini glass appears in Ford's hand, "Make yourself comfortable." Ford sat down on a couch nearby as Bill stated, "You know that couch is made from living human skin?"

The couch groans as eyes, a nose, and a mouth appear. Ford jumps up horrified, "Aaah!" He then glared at the demon, "Quit the games, Cipher! If I'm still alive you must want something from me." Bill replied, "Ah, sharp as ever, Fordsy. As you may have noticed...I've recently had a multi-dimensional makeover." Bill began to rearranges the room's furniture, "I control space, matter, and now that that dumb baby's out of the way, time itself! But I wasn't always this way." Everything fell to the floor as Bill continued, "You think those chains are tight?" His eye shows a planet on a two-dimensional plane, which burned, "Imagine living in the second dimension, flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams. I liberated my dimension, Stanford, and I'm here to liberate yours and all the other worlds out there. There's just one hitch."

His eye projects a hologram of him pushing against the dome around Gravity Falls, "As it turns out, my weirdness can't escape the magical confines of this town. When your world fell into darkness and we arrived in hollow bastion the barrier remained. There's something keeping me in." Ford was amazed by this, "Incredible! Gravity Falls natural law of weirdness magnetism. I studied this years ago! And it even held when Gravity Falls fell..."

"Fortunately, I made a pact with Xehanort who agreed to unlock the barrier if I brought him the final Princess of Heart. Now, I know you and Ansem the Wise were old chums so he woundn't by any chance told you who she is." Ford admitted, "Of course. We found out all the Princesses together. But I'd never tell you!"

"Listen, Ford, if you just tell me that equation, finally your dimension will be free." He then projects himself drawing a smiley face on Hollow Bastion, then took a bite out of the world and flies past his friends, who are destroying other worlds along side the Heartless, then to Ford, who was standing in the middle of a galaxy, "Anything will be possible. I'll remake a fun world- a better world! A party that never ends with a host that never dies! No more restrictions! No more laws! You'd be one of us. All-powerful. Greater than anything you've imagined! And all I need is your help."

"You're insane if you think I'll help you." As he resisted the temptation. Bill just laughed, "I'm insane either way, brainiac. But have it your way. I'll just fish around and get that equation directly out of your mind!" He then attempted to enter his mind when Ford smirked, "Not so fast! You know the rules, Bill. You may be able to haunt my dreams but you can't enter my mind unless I shake your hand and let you in." Bill signed as the chains appeared on Ford's legs and neckYou're making this so much harder than it needs to be. Everyone has a weakness, tough guy! I'll make you talk! It's only a matter of time."

Ford closed his eyes for everyone's sake, Bill could not know who the last princess is because if Bill dosen't finishes off the worlds, Xehanort would...


Naminè led the others out of the Mystery shack as a toy named Buzz Lightyear wished them, "Good luck. You're going to need it." Maui reassured them, "Just give the signal when your in the building and we'll keep that demon ready."

Naminè nodded as she told them, "May our hearts be our guiding key." Everyone cheered for them. As Tony stated, "All right everyone. Let's get to work!" As the heroes left, Sora turned to Naminè, "May our hearts be our guiding key?"

"It's an old saying that Keyblade wielder used thousand of years ago." She exclaimed. Groot stated, "I am Groot." Rocket nodded, "Yeah, it does sould like Squarw Enix is trying to make there own 'may the force be with you' logo."

"This just gets werider and werider." Logan stated. As they made there way quickly and quietly to Bill's fortress. Naminè showed them the bridge entrance. Kairi asked, "So, what so special about this bridge?"

"The bridge of death is guarded by the keeper of the Bridge of Death. He asks each traveller three questions. Anyone who answers the three questions may cross in safety." Naminè explained. Riku asked, "What if you get a question wrong?"

Then you are cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril." Naminè explained. Cap signed, "Lovely..." Sora told everybody, "Either way, we've got to hurry, Xehanort could already know that most of us had already been captured."

"Oh, he does..." Everyone turned to see three villians standing before them, the one with the snake staff smirked, "Which is way Maleficent send us to secure your princess of heart! I am Jafar, Royal Vizer of Argrabah."

"I'm Gaston! The greatest hunter who ever lived!" The large man boosted. And the last one smirked, "And I'm Dr. Facilier, the shadow man!" Gaston boosted once more, "And once we answered the three questions that princess will be good as ours." Everyone got into there battle stances when Riku wondered, "Hey, where's Sabine?"

Everyone turned to the Brigde of Death as they saw Sabine walked her way to it. Everyone gasped, Was she out of her mind, if she answered a question wrong, she'd be a dead Mandalorian. As she walked up to the Brigde Keeper, he told her, "Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see."

"Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid." Sabine told him. He asked her the first question, "What...is your name?"

"Sabine of Madalore!" She answered. The bridge keeper then asked, "What... is you quest?"

"To rescue my friends, end this entral winter, and stop Xehanort." She answered. The Brigde keeper asked her the final question, "What... is your favorite color?"

"Oranage." She answered. He smiled kindly, "Alright, off you go then." Sabine was shocked, she thought it be allot harder, "Oh, thank you. Thank you very much." She then crossed the bridge much to everyone's shocked as Gaston exclaimed the obvouis, "THAT'S EASY!"

The villains than ran the way to the bridge with the heroes right behind them. Unfourtantly, the villians arrived first, the brigde keeper told Gaston, "Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see."

"Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid. After all, no one answers questions like Gaston." He replied. He asked him the first question, "What...is your name?"

"Gaston of Beast's Castle!" He answered. The bridge keeper then asked, "What... is you quest?"

"To retrieve the final princess so we can rule the worlds." He answered, the was a peice of cake. The Brigde keeper smirked he asked him the final question, "What... is the capital of Assyria?"

He was about to tell him his favorite color when he relieazied he asked him a completely different question, "I don't know that!" He then screamed as he was tossed over the bridge into the pit of of eternal peril. Everyone was shocked, guess this wasn't going to be as easy as they thought after all. The shadow man went next, "Stop! What... is your name?"

"Dr. Facilier of New Orleans." He replied. The bridge keeper then asked, "What... is you quest?"

"To retrieve the final princess so we can rule the worlds." The shadow man replied. He then asked the final question, "What... is your favorite color?"

"Blue...NO WAIT! PUR..." But it was too late as he to was cast into the pit. Jafar gulpped as he was next, "Stop! What... is your name?"

"Jafar of Argrabah." He replied. The bridge keeper then asked, "What... is you quest?"

"To retrieve the final princess so we can rule the worlds." The shadow man replied. He then asked the final question, "What...is the release date of Kingdom Hearts 3." Jafar cried, "I don't know that! No one does!" He was then tossed into the pit as well. Riku stated, "Well, at least we don't have to worry about those villains."

"And when Kingdom Hearts 3 comes out, no one will get this joke." Genie added. Sora walked up as Kairi held his hand worried about him. The Brigde keeper told Sora, "Stop! What... is your name?"

"Prince Sora Fair of Arrenedle." He replied. The bridge keeper then asked, "What... is you quest?"

"To rescue my friends, end this entral winter, and stop Xehanort." Sora answered as Kairi held on to him longer as she whispered, "Please be an easy question...please be an easy question..."

"What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?" He smirked. Everyone closed there eyes, think Sora was done for...however, Sora was confused, "What do you mean? An African or European swallow? " Everyone open their eyes, what did Sora just ask? The Brigde keeper also looked puzzled, "Huh? I... I don't know that. Auuuuuuuugh!"

The bridge keeper was also tossed over the bridge. Everyone turned to Sora in awe, Dipper was the first to speak, "How do know so much about swallows?" Sora signed, "Long story, short. My adopted parents argued about this all the time all playing a boardgame. It took weeks for them to finally come up with an answer."

Kairi hugged him, "I don't care how you knew, you okay!" Stan smiled, "And now the Brigde is unguarded." Everyone walked their way across except Riku. Everyone turned to him, Sora told him, "C'mon, Riku! You can do it!" Stan replied, "Oh, yeah, I remembered when I had that fear. It was over rated."

Sabine removed her helmet and told Riku, "Riku focas you attention on me and don't look down." Riku looked at Sabine and nodded as he slowly made his way across the bridge. Everyone cheered for Riku as Mabel said, "Hey, who's the hunk with the metal arm?"

"Hunk with the metal arm?" Kairi asked nervously. Sora's eyes widened, "Hurry, Riku. The Winter Soilder's right on your tail!" Riku turned to see that the Winter Soilder was right behind him. His eyes widened, "Oh, shit!" Cap replied, "Language!"

"Now's not the time for that, Rogders." Logan stated. Rocket pulled out a hudge gun, "I'll take care of him!" Cap stopped him, "No, you could hit Riku." Rocket told him, "I woundn't miss!"

"Too risky! Hurry Riku!" Naminè told him. Riku paused as he looked down, "Guys! I'm looking down!" Naminè signed, "Okay, plan B. Sora got anything to distract the Winter Soilder?" Sora smirked, "Well, got this idea from a reveiw! Let's see if it works." The Winter Soilder reached out to throw Riku off the bridge, when his own metal arm hit him in the face. Sora laughed as he controlled the metal arm with his magnetic powers, "Why are you hitting yourself? Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!"

The Winter Soilder's arm continued to hit him in the face over and over again. Naminè turned to Groot as see summoned a magic sword, "Groot! Get him out of there!" Groot nodded as he stretched out his arm, "I am Groot!"

Groot grabbed Riku as he pulled him to the other side as Naminè cut the bridge down causing it to fall the Soilder along with it. Riku signed in relief, "Thanks, Groot." Groot smiled, "I am Groot." Rufus and Mushu looked down, Mushu asked, "Is he gone?"

The naked mole rat shrugged as Cloud stated, "Let's not stay to find out." Everyone nodded as the turned to leave. Once the were gone the Winter Soilder climbed up the fall bridge as he glared at his targets...


As they reached near the castle entrance, Kairi asked her sister, "So, what now?" Naminè signed, "Now to get in we must defeat a dangerous monster who guards the entrance and it won't be as easy as the questions on the bridge of death." Dipper replied, "Legend has it, it is more dangerous the any creature that walked the earth. Even Xehanort stays away from this creature."

Sora observed their surroundings, his eyes widened in horror, "It can't be..." Kairi turned to him, "What is it?" Sora replied, "Xehanort's right to fear the creature. I thought it was only an myth but..." Riku asked, "What is it?" Sora gasped, "Take cover!"

Everyone hide behind the hill. Cap asked, "Where is it?" Sora pointed, "There!" Just then a rabbit came into view, the others looked around there was no monster. Stan asked, "What? Is it behind the rabbit?"

"It is the rabbit." Sora answered. Everyone turned to Sora, Rocket was the first to speak, "You silly sod!" The adopted Prince was confused, "What?"

"You got us all worked up!" Cap added. Sora replied, "Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!" Everyone rolled their eyes, as Sora explained, "That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!"

"Sora, you tit! I nearly soiled my pants I was so scared!" Riku glared at him. Sora tried to tell them, "Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!"

"Get stuffed!" Logan told him. Sora warned him, "He'll do you up a treat, mate." Logan rolls his eyes, "Oh, yeah?"

"Sora, you lazy bum, that's a rabbit. They're harmless." Kairi told him. Sora replied, "Kairi, I'm trying to warning you!" Naminè replied, "What's he do, nibble your bum?"

He's got huge, sharp... eh... he can leap about... look at the bones!" Sora failed to explain. Cap signed, "Sora's won't let up. Logan could you..."

Right! One rabbit stew comin' right up!" Wolverine replied as he popped out his claws. He marched his way to the rabbit, Sora tried to stop him but Kairi stopped him, "Sora, you need to calm down. It's just a rabbit." Sora replied, "If it was just a rabbit I won't be so worked up. Just look!"

Everyone turned to see when Logan was about to kill the rabbit. It squeaked as he hopped at Logan an struck him down. If it wasn't for his healing factor he'd be a dead man. Naminè gasped, "Jesus Christ!" Everyone went back to hiding as their eyes widened in horror as Sora replied, "I warned you!"

"I done it again!" Riku muttered as Sabine face palmed herself. Sora contenuied, "I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them..." Kairi stopped him, "Sora...that's enough."

Sora frowned as he realized he took it too far, "Sorry." Kairi apologized too, "Sorry that we didn't believe you. Now is there anyway we can get past that vicious little monster." Groot asked, "I am Groot?"

"No, there's no such thing as a holy hand grenade. I don't believe God would make something that would kill you holy." Sora replied. Riku asked, "What about the Spear of Destiny?"

"Good point. But still...maybe...hey, Sabine you won't by any chance have a grenade on you do you?" Sora asked. Sabine smirked, "Never leave home with out them." She then passed a grenade to him as he asked, "So, how does work?"

"Simple, you press the button to arm it, count to three, and toss it at your foe and they blow to tiny bits. Like I said simple." Sabine explained. Sora nodded as he pressed the button, "Right! One...two...FIVE...er...Three!"

He then toss the grenade at the rabbit, after bounce a few times it exploded the rabbit along with it. Sora gave it a minute before telling the others, "I think we're good." Everyone ran up to Logan, Cap asked, "Logan, are you okay?" Logan got back up and glared at them, "Do I look okay to you?"

"I am Groot." Groot answered. Logan glared at them, "Not one word about this to the others." Naminè looked to the locked door, "At least, we finally made it." Sora summoned his Keyblade and pointed it at the door. A beam of light hit it unlocking the doors and opening them. Sora said bravely, "Hold on, guys. We're on our way." Everyone ran inside and prepared for battle...


Allot of Mounty Python references, huh? Next chapter, the battle of Hollow Bastion has begun. Can they rescue Stanford Pines, Anna, and the others in time? Can they work together to defeat Bill once and for all? Find out next time. Hope you enjoyed the chapter. Be sure to leave a review. Plus, if you haven't already be sure to follow and fav as well. See you next time!