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It was a rainy, dull, Sunday evening.
Mabel was bored. There was nothing to do. All of her chores have been done. Dipper had his nose stuck in his journal, Grunkle Stan was shopping for food (probably shoplifting it), Waddles was asleep, Candy had a cold... no one to talk or play with.
Nothing good was on TV. Mabel's favorite show was Duck-tective, but unfortunately, Duck-tective was on Diznee channel. For some reason, Diznee airs only one episode every month, and constantly puts four-month hiatuses every couple episodes! Dumb Diznee channel...
All Mabel could do was lounge around on the sofa in the living room and watch lame TV shows.
Suddenly, the TV turned to static. The power flickered, and lightning flashed outside. A mere second later Mabel heard thunder. She looked around nervously, afraid of being alone.
"AHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
With a jolt, Mabel realized that laugh belonged to Bill. The room turned gray, and unfortunately, Bill appeared.
"HELLO, MABEL! DO YOU HAVE A BAND-AID?"
Mabel frowned angrily. "Bill! Go away! You possessed Dipper, you jerk! There is NOTHING you can do to make a deal with me!"
"ANSWER THE QUESTION!" shrieked Bill.
"Wha-? Wait, Band-Aid? Uh... why?
"'CAUSE I SCRAPED MY KNEES FALLING FOR YOU!"
Mabel groaned at Bill's dumb pick-up line. Was this a new tactic?
"Bill, are you trying to... flatter me? It's not working."
"WAIT, WAIT! I GOT ONE MORE. YOU KNOW, OUT OF ALL YOUR BEAUTIFUL CURVES, YOUR SMILE IS MY FAVORITE!"
Mabel smiled for a moment, then realized that this was Bill. "Stop it, Bill! What are you doing?"
"I'VE CHANGED, MY LITTLE SHOOTING STAR. HEY, DO YOU WANT A HEAD THAT ALWAYS SCREAMS?"
"A what?"
Bill clapped his hands, and suddenly, a severed head appeared on the ground. It started screaming.
"Bill, that's gross! Get it out of here!"
"NO, WAIT! IT GETS EVEN BETTER!"
Bill snapped his fingers. A necklace appeared on Mabel, with diamonds, rubies, emeralds, a charm shaped like a shooting star, and... the screaming head.
"SO, WANNA GO OUT? ON A DATE? WHAT TIME? RIGHT NOW? SURE! LET'S GO!"
Mabel fumed. "Bill! What the heck is going on? You're worse at flirting than Dipper! Aren't you supposed to be, like, making deals and ruining people's lives? And get this disembodied head off of me!"
Bill started dancing around the room. "I'VE CHANGED, MY LITTLE SHOOTING STAR. I REALIZED THAT I'M NOW MADLY IN LOVE WITH YOU! BY THE WAY, WHAT SHOULD OUR PAIRING NAME BE? I LIKE THE SOUND OF... BILABELL!"
Mabel sighed. "Listen, Bill. I know you're trying to be sweet, but I'm not interested. Now go away."
Bill's eye turned blue. His hand lit up with blue flames. "REALLY? WELL, HERE'S SOMETHING YOU'LL BE INTERESTED IN! IF YOU GO ON A DATE WITH ME, THEN I'LL GIVE YOU A PET BUNNY!"
"Bill, that's not going to-"
"A PINK BUNNY! AND IT CAN SPEAK!"
Mabel thought about that. A talking bunny? She couldn't pass up a chance like that. How bad could one date be? It's not like Bill could guilt trip her into dating him. After all, she learned her lesson from Gideon.
"OK, Bill. Just one date. That's it. And I want my bunny immediately after the date. Got it?"
"SURE THING, MABEL! JUST SHAKE MY HAND!"
Mabel hesitated for a moment, staring at the flickering flames. "DON'T WORRY! THESE FLAMES WON'T BURN!"
Mabel shook Bill's hand. The flames actually felt cold.
"So, where are we going to go?" asked Mabel.
"WELL, THERE'S THIS REALLY COOL PLACE IN THE MINDSCAPE CALLED ALP'S HANGOUT! LET'S GO THERE!"
"The Mindscape? Uh... can't we just go to-"
Suddenly, Bill turned red. His voice became distorted. "NO!" he shrieked. "WE WILL GO TO ALP'S HANGOUT. YOU WILL LOVE IT, AND YOU WILL WEAR MY PET DISEMBODIED HEAD, AND EVERYTHING WILL BE PERFECT!"
Mabel stared at Bill. This is what he calls romance? She started to regret making this deal.
Bill turned back to normal. "LET'S GO!" He waved his cane around, and a black, swirling vortex appeared. Bill shoved Mabel in, and she plunged into the darkness.
Answer review time:
ClaireBear (Guest review): Ok. I know that you don't like Mabill but REALLY!? Some people LOVE Mabill! There are one of my favorite ships! Don't go saying that there not ment to be! Bill is a DEMON! He can shape shift at will! SO DONT JUDGE MABILL! I thought that this was poorly writin and that you should have had a better story line!
From,
A very angry Mabill fan
Yes, I know many people LOVE MaBill, but no one who ships it really understands Bill. Yes, Bill is a demon. Yes, he can shape shift at will. But he is a DREAM demon. All he can do is manipulate people's minds and go into their dreams. He can't directly do anything to the real world, except casting a shadow. He could shape shift into a human, but he still couldn't be in the real world without possessing someone. He'd just look like a person, but still in Mabel's dreams. Maybe Mabel could be in love with Bill, but, it would be in her dreams. *rim shot*
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