Fact of the Chapter: You may know that Dipper and Mabel's eyes are brown, but what about the other characters? These are the eye colors confirmed by Alex Hirsch:
Stan: brown
Wendy: green
Gideon: blue
Soos: "It's a mystery dude!"
Hello! It's been a little while since I last updated, partly because of school and partly because I was waiting for the Last Mabelcorn to come out. Before I start, I want to answer one particular review:
guest (Guest review): Hi! I gotta say, I thought I was going to be mad since I'm an avid MaBill shipper but I'm liking it so far (Well, whatever you do I won't hate a story that makes sense). You have pointed out that Bill can ONLY operate IN THE MINDSCAPE and HE CANNOT SHIFT INTO A HUMAN FORM IN THIS PLANE. For that I am grateful.
I do hope the goddesses will have some appearances again.
Oh yes, the shiplings will appear sometime soon. Enjoy!
"WELCOME! TO THE ALP'S HANGOUT!"
Mabel blinked. She was sitting at a table inside a fancy restaurant. However, instead of people and families sitting at the other tables, there were horrific demons sitting at the table. She recognized a few: Slenderman, Laughing Jack, Herobrine... even the Big Bad Wolf. Yes, the guy from Red Riding Hood. Or was it the Three Little Pigs? Deal with it.
The demons seemed to be chaotic, yet polite. Mabel saw a few demons making a toast, clinking their glasses together, and then taking a bite out of the glass. She also saw a waiter handing an ogre-like monster a bill. The ogre's eyebrows furrowed. He then ate the waiter.
Mabel even saw a dream demon who looked similar to Bill, but he was blue and was a square. He was speaking to a humanoid made of lava.
"Isn't it awesome that I fooled the humans?" said the blue demon. "They think I'm just a regular guy who likes bread!" The two demons burst out laughing, and the lava monster breathed fire.
Mabel attention directed back to here table. Across from the table sat Bill.
"ALP'S HANGOUT IS A PLACE WHERE DREAM DEMONS CAN EAT IN PEACE! IT BEATS THE NIGHTMARE REALM BY A MILE! ISN'T THIS PLACE REAL SOMETHING, MABEL?"
It took all of Mabel's willpower not to say 'Yeah... something terrible!' Instead, she said, "Uhhh... yep, it's something all right." Mabel started to regret going on this date, but she remembered the pink bunny. Maybe it'd be worth it... she just had to make it through the date.
"NOW, FIRST WE NEED TO WORK ON YOUR WARDROBE."
Mabel looked down at her clothing. It wasn't that bad! She was wearing a green fuzzy sweater that had a little troll design which had actual hair. Very fancy.
"NEEDS WORK. LET'S SEE..." Bill snapped his fingers. Suddenly, Mabel was wearing a pink dress and a diamond tiara.
"TOO MUCH LIKE A PRINCESS."
Bill snapped again. Mabel now wore a silky purple dress, and her hair suddenly became straight instead of curly at the ends.
"EHH... NO, DOESN'T REALLY SUIT YOU."
Bill snapped another time. Mabel now wore a red shirt with a yellow star in the middle of it, denim jeans, and red flip-flops.
"HMM... NO, TOO STEVEN UNIVERSE."
Bill snapped one more time. Suddenly, Mabel turned into a triangle, like Bill, except pink. She also had a bow in her hair.
"OHH... I'M LIKIN' THAT LOOK!"
Mabel growled. "Bill, this is too strange. There's no way I'm looking like this." Mabel remembered that you can shift into any form you want in the Mindscape, so she willed herself to become normal again.
"AWW... PLEASE?" begged Bill.
"Nope."
"WRONG ANSWER!" screamed Bill, turning red. "IF YOU DON'T, THEN NO BUNNY FOR YOU!"
Mabel groaned. She willed herself to become a pink triangle again.
"VERY GOOD!" praised Bill. "HERE COMES OUR WAITER!"
A devil dressed in a tuxedo walked up to Bill and Mabel's table. "Hello, Bill." said the waiter. He had a raspy, cold voice.
"SATAN!" greeted Bill. "IT'S BEEN SO LONG! HOW IS THE GRAHAM CRACKER BUSINESS GOING?"
"You mean Penta-Grahams? They're selling great!" exclaimed Satan. He then looked at Mabel in confusion. "Who's the girl?"
Bill sighed. "MABEL PINES... ISN'T SHE SOMETHING?"
Satan raised an eyebrow. "Uh... she's human. And... you're a dream demon. So..."
Bill became confused. "SO WHAT?"
Satan chuckled. "Nothing, nothing! This'll be interesting. Anyways, what do you want to eat?"
"I'LL HAVE ONE CONTAINER OF RAW, PURE ENERGY! YOU WANT THE SAME, MABEL?"
"No thank you?" said Mabel, slightly weirded out. "Um... is there a menu or something?"
"Well, if you want human food and beverages, then you can conjure it up yourself."
"Really!?" exclaimed Mabel. She tried something she always wanted to do: eat a chocolate chip, inside of a marshmallow, inside a cookie, inside of an ice cream sandwich. Sure enough, it appeared along with a plate and a cup of lime flavored Mabel Juice with extra glitter and dice. Summoning whatever drink she wanted sorta reminded her of a book Dipper was talking about. What was it? Peter Johnson? Whatever. Maybe this wasn't a bad date after all. Just as she was about to take a bite of her ice cream sandwich, Bill interrupted.
"OH! I ALMOST FORGOT!" shrieked Bill.
The disembodied head necklace reappeared on Mabel. She almost forgot that it disappeared when they arrived at Alp's Hangout. She knew Bill would throw a fit if she took it off, but it was ruining her appetite. She wasn't that hungry anyway...
While they were waiting for Bill's meal to come, Bill started bragging about himself on how he designed the pyramids or something like that. Mabel nodded and said "Uh-huh" every once in a while, but she was preoccupied. Mabel couldn't wait to have her bunny. Also, she couldn't hear Bill very well over the screaming head.
Mabel planned to name her bunny Frederick. He would be best friends with Waddles. She always wanted to have a bunny, and now she could get a talking one! She just had to get through this date...
Satan came back with Bill's meal. "One container of pure energy! Try not to kill anyone with it."
It was a very long dinner, but finally, it was over. Satan came back with the bill for the night's meal.
"It will cost one memory of your laughter."
Bill avoided eye contact with Satan and started whistling. Wait... did he expect MABEL to give up a memory!? Bill seriously needed some work on his romance skills. Mabel didn't want to, but she thought about one time her fourth grade teacher told her a joke: 'What's black and white and red all over? A sunburned penguin!'
Suddenly, Mabel's mind cleared. She couldn't remember what she just thought of.
Bill chuckled. "WASN'T THAT AN AWESOME DATE, MY LITTLE SHOOTING STAR? WANNA GO OUT TOMORROW? IF YOU DO, I'LL GIVE YOU-"
"No, Bill. This date wasn't even worth it."
"I CAN MAKE YOUR TWO GRUNKLES FINALLY GET ALONG!"
This offer was extremely tempting to Mabel. But she didn't want a committed relationship with Bill bribing her with gifts in exchange for dates. "No, Bill. Take me home."
Bill sighed. "YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND, SHOOTING STAR! PINE TREE SAYS TO WAKE UP AND ASKS WHY THERE'S A BUNNY IN THE LIVING ROOM!"
Suddenly, Mabel awoke. Dipper was shaking her.
"Mabel! Wake up! There's a pink bunny in here!"
Mabel shot up. Sure enough, there was a pink bunny in the living room. She screamed in delight, picked up the bunny, and gave him a hug.
"I'll call you Frederick."
Meanwhile, a very angry shipling just witnessed Mabel's date.
Answer review time:
SophiaCrutchfeild: Funny. I actually ship MaBill, but I know it will never be cannon. You don't have to rub it in. Anyway, Bill can enter the physical plane. He ripped Dipper out of his body, remember?
Still, this is amusing. I have to admit, I did laugh somewhat.
In conclusion, I'm somewhere between being offended, and liking the story... But I could still go either way, so.
Bill did rip Dipper out of his body, but can't completely interact with the physical plane. I still think the pairing is absurd, because Bill doesn't really act like himself in MaBill stories. It's as if Mabel is being shipped with a person who isn't Bill. However, I don't want to offend you. Whatever I say that happens in this story is not intended to offend the shippers, but the pairing itself.
Mabel x Mermando fan: I agree with your opinion on Mabill, it's my biggest NOTP ever with it's annoying fandom basically ranting on my ship (MerMabel) On how he's "married" and it will "never become canon" even though their ship is total crack! I mean, he basically threatened Mabel in 'The Sock Opera' that he would drop her! And from that height, it could've KILLED her. As for my ship however, there's a possibility for him to escape or something. So yeah.
Anyways, great story! XD
Seriously? They were ranting on Mermabel because it would never become canon? Wow... they shouldn't be talking.
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