Thank you for all of your reviews! I'm surprised how many MaBill shippers actually like this story. Thank you! This story hasn't gotten any flames, and MaBill shippers who were upset with this story have been very mature about it. Sorry, guys, bear with me here. Thank you Azuri for your suggestions, I will use them!
"AAGH!" screamed MaBill. "WHAT WAS THAT!?"
"Well, what were you expecting?" said Wendip.
"Why did Bill... why... just... is he even TRYING? I thought he was smarter than that!"
"I'm pretty sure romance is a little different in the Nightmare Realm." said Melsoos matter-of-factly.
"Yeah, but... couldn't he at least go somewhere in the real world?" complained MaBill.
"No. He's only a dream demon." said Melsoos.
"SHUT UP!" screamed MaBill. "What's the incantation to summon Bill?
Wendip and Melsoos looked at each other. It was a bad omen among shiplings to meet a character whom they ship.
"Well..." said Melsoos. "He CAN see you if you draw a triangle with an eye, but I'm not sure how-"
"DONE!" exclaimed MaBill. She already scratched a shape of Bill into the forest ground. "Hey, Bill!" yelled MaBill at the ground. "Your hat is lame!"
Nothing happened.
"You stink at flirting with Mabel!"
Nothing happened.
"I have crazy straws for you!"
"WHERE!?" Suddenly, Bill appeared, looking around frantically for some crazy straws.
"Just kidding! I want to talk about something else!"
Bill narrowed his eye. "OH, I SEE! YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY INCANTATION. SORRY, NO DICE!" Bill turned around, as if to leave.
"But I have something YOU'D be interested in!"
Bill faltered. "AND WHAT IS THAT?"
"I don't want to brag or anything," said MaBill, the exact thing you say when you're about to brag. "But I'm a GODDESS of romance. Specifically, the goddess of YOU and MABEL'S relationship."
"SO?" said Bill. "I'M NOT REALLY SURE IF IT'S WORKING OUT..."
"I can help you! Just disguise yourself as a human!"
Bill chuckled. "I'M NOT WILLING TO HELP PEOPLE IF THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW MY LIMITS! I HAVE TO POSSESS SOMEONE, FOOL!"
"Bill." said MaBill sternly. "Just think about Mabel. Her long, bouncy hair. Her lucious, chocolate eyes. Her..." Yeah, blah, blah, blah. I'm not good at romance fics. You know what Mabel looks like.
MaBill was using a talent that shiplings were very good at: persuasion. Bill suddenly couldn't resist Mabel.
"OK, OK, OK! PLEASE HELP ME! OUR KIDS WILL BE NAMED BOB AND BILL JR.!"
MaBill smiled. Bill was like putty in her hands. Getting them together would be no problem.
Answer review time:
Kair4m3ll (guest review): In the next chapter, MaBill will kill Gideon. At least that's what I think will happen.
Um... no.
Whisperer (guest review): Is the part Bill says in bold suppose to mock Tom, Star's ex boyfriend, from the episode Blood Moon Ball?
No... but... oh my gosh! I never realized that! I had to rewatch Blood Moon Ball to realize that! What a coincidence!
KawiiChicken (guest review): Too Steven Universe!XD
Maybe I should start actually watching that show
Shmez (guest review): Actually Bill CAN become a human
Bill is a shapeshifter and he took Soos's form in dreamscapers. However, otherwise you are correct
Bill did appear to be Soos, but that was in the Mindscape. Without possessing someone, Bill can't do anything to the outside world except cast a shadow.
Shmez (guest review): THIS NOT ABOUT YOU NOT SHIPPING BILLDIP
This question is because of some thing you said in your summary and is unrelated to that I sure I am misinterpreting things ( also I hate dirkjake but not beaches it's maleslash but for other reasons and I like other same sex ships like twidash this futher demonstrates that this is not about you not shipping Billdip.
My question... You don't have a problem with Homo/Bi sexuality do you? It's ok if you consider it a sin if you're a religion person what I mean is do you support LGBT rights and would not be mean to/bully/harrass/discrimate someone based off of there sexual orientation and want them/support their human rights like for example their right to live but there is more to being pro LGBT than that of course but you know what I mean but I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding
I would delight in receiving your help in clearing up this misunderstanding yes this is not relevant to the story but this is a important issue of human rights
But surely this was a misunderstanding
Don't worry. I am LDS, so I believe it's a sin, but it's terrible that people have to bully them. The reason I don't ship BillDip is because... well, one of the many, many, many, many, many, (once more for emphasis:) many reasons I don't like MaBill is because Mabel hates Bill. Well, if anyone hates Bill more than Mabel, it's Dipper. He tricked him, possessed him, and... well, did you SEE what he did to his body?! Also, I've NEVER seen a BillDip story that had any background information. It's either that they fall in love in ONE CHAPTER, or they're already in love before the story. However, I guess it's possible Dipper could be bi... well, that is, if Bill is male. He did say there are 14 billion different genders in his dimension.
Again, this was just a misunderstanding, but I'm happy to answer all your questions.
Kaira (guest review):
Me: Okay, I like the story. I'm hanging out with the MaBill shipling.
MaBill: GAH! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
Me: Now now MaBill, don't get upset. Besides, the chance of your ship happening is basically one percent-
MaBill: Dang it! Mabel should have just accepted, and she would fall in love, and MaBill would have happened. But no, she just sjaid one date, and she ruined the whole thing! I hate it! Aagh!
Me: It's not her fault! Blame Gideon, blame Gideon...
MaBill: Ooh, South Park parody song!
Me: Watch out, MaBill is angry. In fact, I saw her trying to find another True Bouquet.
MaBill: Where...is...Aagh!
Me: Calm down, little shipling.
MaBill: Calm? Calm?! YOU EXPECT ME TO BE CALM, WHEN I GOT THE TRUE BOUQUET, ALL FOR NOTHING?!
Me: Just remember when I did that South Park song parody?
MaBill: Yeah...
Me: Are you okay? Wanna go make a fanfic?
MaBill: MY SHIP DID NOT HAPPEN, IF YOU RECALL. AND I DON'T WANT A MABILL FANFIC. I WANT THE REAL DEAL. OKAY?!
Me: Yeesh. You make it seem like Schmendin should have got the bouquet.
MaBill: Ugh, don't even speak of that horrendous...thing. Even though I believe anyone could fall in love with anything, I don't think that they could fall in love. I mean, that ship is totally disgusting! Pinecest was the only one who thought it was cute. Besides, no one ships them.
Me: Yeah. Hey wanna go drill into a false nail and brush on pink lipstick?
MaBill: Sure! *bores into nail with a tool*
Me: *brushes on pink lipstick* Now let's throw it at Pinecest! *throws it at Pinecest*
Pinecest: Ow! What was that for?
MaBill: For thinking that Schmendin is cute. I mean come on! He's hideous!
Pinecest: No! He's adorable! Everyone said he is!
Melsoos: No one said he's adorable.
Pinecest: Shut up Melsoos! *tackles her*
Me: Oh boy.
MaBill: *sips lemonade*
I love this! Where did you find them
Azuri: Good story. Also I think MaBill should be half human half demon because even though she's the Love God's daughter, shiplings are supposed to be like the kids of the two people or demons, or animals. In this case, MaBill is basically what Mabel and Bill's child would be like. I think she'd have a sweater, like Mabel does, but instead of a shooting star it has Bill Cipher on it. And her makeup would be rainbow eyeshadow and blush, and yellow lipstick and all of it is representing Mabel's shooting star. I can help you with looks and personalities for the other shiplings if you like. And by the way, I'd be happy to suggest ideas for new shiplings. Here is one of mine: Stancest, the shipling of Stanley Pines and Stanford Pines. He's...uh...a much more mature, geeky, mystery lover, money hogging, somewhat criminal 18-year old version of Pinecest. Mabel's drawing in "A Tale Of Two Stans" probably started Stancest. He has a fez with a six-fingered hand that he never goes anywhere without.
Thank you so much! I sorta made MaBill more human, because shiplings' appearances are up to the fandom, and Bill usually becomes human in MaBill stories. I realized there's a couple of other shiplings I never included. I'd love to hear more suggestions from you.
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