Sentencing Satyrs

A short connective chapter


Date: Monday, Dec 5th, 2007- Location: Midgard, United States of America, New York, Long Island, Farm Road 3.141, Half-Blood Hill, Camp Halfblood
POV: Narrator

"We thank you for your assistance and I apologize for acting without thought." Zoë Nightshade says drawing herself back up and stepping away from Nico while sheathing her dagger that was pressed against his throat.

"You acted in self-defense so the fault is mine. As for capturing the perverts, it wasn't a problem." Nico says with a small smile.

"But… I assumed much and attacked you." Zoë Nightshade says confused.

"Yes, because I appeared to be threatening you and your fellow hunters," Nico responds with a small frown.

"What are you going to do with them?" Naomi Adler asks changing the subject. The Hunter's are now all gathered on their porch. The girls and the few boys are all aiming heated baleful glares toward the tied up satyrs, most of whom are squirming under the attention. A few are actually beaming at the attention despite their situation.

"The decision is up to you," Nico says sheathing his sole dagger and stepping off the wall. "We only intervened because you seemed unaware of your situation."

Surprised by the admission and still slightly wary The Hunters decided that both Phoebe and Naomi would fetch the camp directors Chiron and Lord Dionysus. Lord Dionysus appeared first alongside Phoebe Noir who is understandably distressed and not just from the situation at hand. Lord Dionysus is dressed in a silk leopard print bathrobe that doesn't quite meet his thick hairy thighs. The basically waist-length silk leopard-print bathrobe is accompanied by a pair of very revealing ruby red boxer shorts and fuzzy purple house slippers. As if that isn't disturbing enough, the man is still wearing his lime green facial mask around his thick beard and has his jet black hair in little pink and purple curlers.

As everyone was slowly getting over their shock at the disturbing scene Naomi Adler rushed up the hill. She faltered in her steps upon seeing Lord Dionysus's ensemble nearly tripping over a tree root. Chiron trotted up the hill behind her in his black silk pajama shirt with his hair and his horsetail in matching pink curlers.

"Alright, we're here. Can someone please explain why my satyrs are not only tied up but guarded by literal skeleton warriors?" Lord Dionysus demanded drawing everyone's unwilling attention back to him as he takes a slow sip from a cola can that wasn't in his hands previously. The Hunters simultaneously turned to look at Nico and Adrain.


Location: Midgard, United States of America, New York, Long Island, Farm Road 3.141, Half-Blood Hill, Camp Halfblood

POV: Hadrian 'Adrian' Freyr Peverell Alias: Harry James Potter, The-Boy-Who-Lived Physical Age: 11, Chronological Age: 32, Species: Demigod

Nico elbows Adrian and the ribs and Adrian startles at the feeling before turning a glare to his… whatever they are. "Your turn." Nico chirps gesturing to their clearly upset and tired camp directors.

"The satyrs are currently tied up because, well, we found them camped outside the Artemis cabin." Adrian received raised eyebrows from both camp directors. "While that isn't exactly breaking any rules in itself, Nico and I," Adrain sayid gesturing to Nico who waves "saw seven of them peeking into the front windows while two stood guard. The rest of the satyrs just sat back relaxing and watching while doing nothing to stop them. We summoned the undead army in our rage and instructed them to capture the satyrs with minimum casualties. The undead warriors reported five more satyrs watching through the bathroom windows while another two stood guard."

"We're not exactly sure what they saw if they saw anything." Nico continues where Adrian left off. "Regardless, what they did breaks camp code not to mention basic laws both mortal and Olympian. I talked to the satyr Grover before we arrived here. The Hunters are supposed to be held to the same standard as the Olympian Gods. They also have the same diplomatic status as a visiting God." Nico pauses before explaining "At least… that was my understanding. Regardless, my sister Bianca is now a Hunter of Artemis and The Hunters of Artemis are her family and sisters in battle. That makes them my family. I don't stand by and let people threaten my family, especially a bunch of perverts." Nico hisses out. His anger at the situation causing the shadows to whip around them once again.

"Well shit." Lord Dionysus says in the silence that follows. "Your right kid and I don't say that kind of thing very often."

"We will take the guilty satyrs to Olympus to be dealt with by the council," Charon said giving the gathered satyrs a disappointed and betrayed glare before refacing The Hunters of Artemis and the two Gods stuck in demigod bodies. "The rest of you need to prepare for bed."