*A while later in the Splatoon dormitory…*
Inkling Girl: So, everyone's heard about that prank war, right? Whoever chose us must be a genius! I mean, …
Inkling Boy: Oh yeah. Heh heh heh. We're gonna trick their butts!
Green Inkling: How is that funny?
Cyan Inkling: Daily Inkling Boy bad pun count: twenty-seven.
Purple inkling: Dude, you like, totally need to step up your game. *continues texting*
Inkling Boy: What? I'm trying, okay?
Green inkling: If you were trying, you would stop making them.
Indigo Inkling: Oof, got rekt.
Magenta Inkling: Gotta say, that was just harsh. That's why I enjoyed it!
Inkling Girl: Maybe we could try using those roast attacks on the other team during the prank war!
Green Inkling: I've done that already. Multiple times.
Inkling Girl: Oh, so that must be what goes on at your table.
Octoling Boy (to himself): Wish I could graduate. The idea of sitting wherever you want sounds pretty legit. Eh, whatever.
*in the MOTHER dorm 30 minutes or so later*
Lucas: Hey, Claus?
Masked Man: Yeah, what?
Lucas: You know that prank war I mentioned? Ness, I think, said that he would go to the Heroes' Hall at, like, I don't know, 8 PM or something.
Masked Man: Lucas, it's already half past. He left thirty minutes ago.
Lucas: Oh, he did?
Masked Man: How are we even twins?
Lucas: We were born from the same parents on the same day. That makes us twins. Boom, genetics!
Masked Man: Whatever…
*at the Heroes' Hall*
Kirby: Poyo! (We have gathered here today due to a recent declare of war. Us, as the main characters, will have to choose sides.)
Mario: Choose-a wisely. The side that you-a choose will be the side you and your-a game-mates will have to fight for.
Kirby: Poyo! (Will you side with the overrated Mario characters, or the diverse Kirby characters? Your choice!)
Mario: Oh, and-a by the way, Lucas is on-a Kirby's team.
Ness (quietly): Oh geez…
*awhile later*
Kirby: Poyo! (I HATE HUMANITY!)
Mario: Ha-ha-ha. So-a, the teams are…
Team 1:
Kirby
MOTHER
Pokemon
Kid Icarus
Metroid
Animal Crossing
"Wii Stuff"
Persona
Bayoneta
F-Zero
Final Fantasy
Banjo and Kazooie
Castlevania
Team 2:
Mario
Splatoon
Legend of Zelda
Fire Emblem
Starfox
Arcade Games
Ice Climber
Pikmin
Xenoblade Chronicles
Streetfighter
Metal Gear
Sonic
Punchout
Dragon Quest
Fatal Fury
Games With Just Students (no fighters in these dorms, these include Minecraft, Undertale, Halo, etc.)
Mario: There are also some-a neutrals, but that's-a not important.
Kirby: Poyo! (Please return to your dormitories. Let the wars begin!)
