*that night, in the Mario dorm*
Toadette: Hey, Toad! Wake up!
Toad: Wha-huh? What time is it?
Toadette: That's not important. C'mon. I've got the perfect idea for a prank. Get up and I'll show you.
Toad: Oh, uh, okay. *gets out of bed*
*Toadette lead Toad to a closet on the opposite side of their dorm room*
Toadette: Go ahead. Open the closet.
Toad: *opens closet* Oh, look! A chest!
Toadette: Don't touch that thing. It's dangerous. *opens chest to reveal princess mushroom things* My idea is to send these bad boys out to our enemy teams and let them choose their victims. Heh heh. Any objections?
Toad: Uhhh, GREAT!
Toadette: C'mon. Let's go.
*The two Toads arrive at their first destination.*
Toadette (whisper): *throws mushroom towards the Kirby dorm* Fly free!
*Toad and Toadette head over to F-Zero. After they finish there, they go to Final Fantasy, Castlevania, and Pokemon, and then head back to their dorm.*
*the next morning*
Kirby: *hears loud curse word replacements from the room next to him* Poyo! (Hey, quiet down!)
*screaming continues*
Kirby: Poyo! (Fine, I'll go check it out.) *goes to next door down* Poyo! (That's it! What happened in here?!)
Galacta Knight: Wait, why are you expecting us to know?!
Dark Meta Knight: Why are you even in our room? Get the heck outta' here, gumball!
Kirby: Poyo! (Where's Meta Knight?)
Morpho Knight: He's, uh, busy. *accidentally steps on lump under blanket*
Meta Knight: Ow ow ow, stop it!
Kirby: Poyo! (Meta Knight?)
Meta Knight: Kirby?! Ak, don't look at me! *pulls blanket harder over his body*
Kirby: Poyo! (It's okay. If you tell me what happened, I can help you.)
Meta Knight: No! *teleports into bathroom and starts crying*
Kirby: Poyo! (Okay, I coming in.)
Morpho Knight: Dude! If you were in the bathroom would you want someone to walk in on you?
Dark Meta Knight: Yeah! Haven't ya' ever heard of privacy?!
Kirby: Poyo! (Wait, no, what? Sorry, I-) *runs into bathroom*
Meta Knight: KIRBY! GEt the heck out of here! I just feel… like Lucas.
Kirby: Poyo! (Oh, yay! Depression!) *looks up* Poyo! (What the heck happened to you?)
Meta Knight: *cries harder* Sigh, I guess this is what it's like to be the main target in a prank war. Hey, wait! Kirby, can you inhale whatever's inside of me and puke it in that toilet?
Kirby: Poyo! (Uh, sure?) *fallows Meta Knight's instructions*
Meta Knight: *looks in mirror* Oh yeah, I'm back, baby!
Kirby: Are you my father?
*meanwhile, at the F-Zero dorm*
Captain Falcon: Oh yeah! Ready to start my day. Time for falcon pushu- Ak! *see's reflection* W-w-what the heck h-happend to me? I miss my abs! Where did this- this- this THING come from! A crown? Here's what I think of YOU! *throws off crown, steps on it, and turns back into Captain Falcon* I'm free!
*around the same time at Final Fantasy*
Cloud: Oh come on! Don't tell me I overslept! My hair! It must be a disaster! What are the girls gonna think of a beadhead like this? I must get my hair gel, and fast! *goes to bathroom mirror to do his hair* What the- NO! This can't be! How the heck did this happen! I feel like... like… like… I can't even explain.
*Confused by the noise, Aerith decided to see what's going on.*
Cloud: Who's knocking, and why? Tell me.
Aerith: Oh, it's me. I was wondering if you were alright.
Cloud: sorry, not now. I'm busy.
Aerith: Oh well then, bye, Cloud.
*Cloud hits his head on the wall to see if it was a dream or something. The crown mushroom thing falls off. Look back at the mirror.*
Cloud: Ah, finally. Time for some hair gel…
*Castlevania dormitory*
Simon: Hey, Richter! Don't you just love watching a vampire's blood drip from its chest?
Richter: Ah, so satisfying! Truly beautiful.
Simon: Oh, is that the sound of a vampire screaming?
Richter: *hears noise* Honestly, I'm kinda curious.
Simon: I am too. Let's follow it!
*both follow scream*
Dracula: Bleh bleh bleh. Why are all of you other vampires shouting? Bleh bleh bleh.
Vampire: Uh, boss, I really wish you were able to see you reflection right now.
Dracula: Bleh bleh bleh. Why? Bleh bleh bleh.
Other vampire: Well, you kinda look like a, er, well-
Simon and Richter: *run in* A princess?!
Dracula: Bleh bleh bleh. Yeah, what about a princess? Bleh bleh bleh.
Simon: Wait. Dracula? Is that you?!
Richter: No. It can't be. Right?
Dracula: Bleh bleh bleh. Yeah, of course it's me. Bleh bleh bleh.
Simon and Richter: Aaaaaaaak! *run away screaming*
Dracula: Bleh bleh bleh. Well? Bleh bleh bleh
Other other vampire: Oh, uh, it's fine. All I have to do is- *hit dracula REALLY hard on the head; crown falls off*
Dracula: Bleh bleh bleh. WHAT THE, uh, HECK WAS THAT FOR?! Bleh Bleh Bleh.
Other Vampire: Boss! You're back to normal!
*Pokemon Dormitory (a.k.a. campsite)*
Red (Pokemon Trainer): Goooood morning! How's everyone?
Gold: I'm good.
Silver: I've been up for, like, an hour already.
Hilbert: Something seems wrong…
Silver: Oh no! A climatic mystery! Seriously?
Other Lucas: I don't understand. Why do I have to go by "Other Lucas"?
That "original" guy's game only came out like, less than a year before mine. Help me Arce-
Brendon: What?
Other Lucas: Oh god! Y. Arceus! What happened, my lord?
Arceus: Huh?
Dawn: It seems like you-
Barry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Arceus: Seriously, you guys are acting like I not a literal god.
Mewtwo: Mirror Move!
Arceus: oh no
*Arceus(ette?) walks into tree casually. Crown falls off.*
Other Lucas: … hi guys.
Mario (quietly): *spying on conversation from distance* Wow. That-a work very well-a Toadette. Thank-a you.
Bowser: Heh heh, yeah, pretty awkward, like your face! reKt.
Peach: That was not a burn.
Bowser: Uh, yeah it was. Your face! ohhhhhhhhhhh
Peach: Just saying "your face" doesn't mean you're roasting someone.
Bowser (loudly): YES IT DOES!
Red (pokemon Trainer): Uh, is someone watching us?
Silver: *points toward a bush* Yes.
Psyduck: Psy-eye-eye! (I knew I could sense something!)
Lucario: You're not a psychic!
Ness: But I am! pK ThuNdeR
Leaf (Pokemon Trainer): Uh, how did you get here?
Ness: Ness goes where Ness wants to go.
Mario: I'm-a not even sure what's-a going on anymore.
Luigi: help
Paula: *runs in* Ness! There you are!
Jeff: The entire dorm was looking for you! Even that millennial guy with the snake!
Poo: Ninten thought you were dead.
Paula: Oh, yeah! And then Lucas started crying and Kumatora punched him REALLY HARD!
Ness: OKEY
Jeff: Uhhhg! Stop saying okey!
Ness: OKEY, I mean, sure.
Blue: Okay I'm not even sure what's going on anymore.
Jeff: Come on. Let's go back.
Ness: OKE-sure.
*Mother 2 guys head back to the dormitory.*
Mario: Well-a, if-a we-a already saw their reactions, let's-a head back.
*Mario characters follow behind Mother 2 characters.*
Red (Pokemon Trainer): Well, at least this commotion is all over, right?
