*At breakfast…*

Green Inkling: Uh, why does Lucas look so sad?

Ridley: Duh, he's always sad.

Green Inkling: He looks extra sad now.

Joker: Eh, probably nothing. *continues blasting hardcore metal*

Green Inkling: should ask ask him if he's- What am I thinking? That's a terrible idea.

Joker: Yup, sure it is. *continues blasting hardcore metal*

Ridley: Just do it if it makes you feel good.

Lucas: no

Meta Knight: Hi? What happened.

Lucas: Well, you know how in my story I "saved nature" or whatever?

Meta Knight: What happened. Tell me.

Lucas: You know how I like omelets? Kumatora told me I was being "disrespectful" and dared me to go vegan for the rest of the school year.

Dark Pit: oof

Green Inkling: That's actually kinda harsh.

Meta Knight: So… Now you're stuck with those gross egg replacements?

Lucas: I'll just not eat at all. Easy, right?

Ridley: And you agreed to this?

Lucas: Yeah…

Ridley: You are not my friend.

Lucas: So?

Ridley: … Nevermind.

Joker: *takes off headphones* Huh? What happened?

Green Inkling: Lucas is a vegan.

Joker: I don't even want to know how that happened.

Master Hand: Five minutes!

Meta Knight: Stupid taco rule! *jumps off of Lucas' shoulder and runs under table to eat tacos*

Please Note: Meta Knight is only nine inches tall. The average thirteen-year-old boy is around five foot two. THIS IS NORMAL.