*At breakfast…*
Green Inkling: Uh, why does Lucas look so sad?
Ridley: Duh, he's always sad.
Green Inkling: He looks extra sad now.
Joker: Eh, probably nothing. *continues blasting hardcore metal*
Green Inkling: should ask ask him if he's- What am I thinking? That's a terrible idea.
Joker: Yup, sure it is. *continues blasting hardcore metal*
Ridley: Just do it if it makes you feel good.
Lucas: no
Meta Knight: Hi? What happened.
Lucas: Well, you know how in my story I "saved nature" or whatever?
Meta Knight: What happened. Tell me.
Lucas: You know how I like omelets? Kumatora told me I was being "disrespectful" and dared me to go vegan for the rest of the school year.
Dark Pit: oof
Green Inkling: That's actually kinda harsh.
Meta Knight: So… Now you're stuck with those gross egg replacements?
Lucas: I'll just not eat at all. Easy, right?
Ridley: And you agreed to this?
Lucas: Yeah…
Ridley: You are not my friend.
Lucas: So?
Ridley: … Nevermind.
Joker: *takes off headphones* Huh? What happened?
Green Inkling: Lucas is a vegan.
Joker: I don't even want to know how that happened.
Master Hand: Five minutes!
Meta Knight: Stupid taco rule! *jumps off of Lucas' shoulder and runs under table to eat tacos*
Please Note: Meta Knight is only nine inches tall. The average thirteen-year-old boy is around five foot two. THIS IS NORMAL.
