*later at dinner*

Lucas: *starts breathing heavily* Can't… eat… eggs… Can't eat… Uhg! I can't take it anymore!

Ridley: Then eat the stinking omelettes!

Lucas: BUT I'M A VEGAN!

Lucario: You don't have to be. Just ! #$ out on those omelettes if you want to!

Lucas: BUT I CAN'T.

Dark Pit: Why am I wasting my meaningless life with this soup?

Lucas: give… it… to… me.

Dark Pit: staving is meaningless in my pointless life. *gives Lucas soup*

Ridley: So NOW you start talking to other people?!

Green Inkling: Does that LOOK like a human to you?

Ridley: Humanoid with wings. Humans, humanoids, half humans, hybrid humans, elemental humans, undead humanoids, all the same.

*Angry screaming can be heard from under the table.*

Joker: They're just tacos! Let me enjoy my music for a change.

Dark Pit: What has my life come to? I'm stuck in this place in this war, staving, anger.

Everyone else at the table: