*later at dinner*
Lucas: *starts breathing heavily* Can't… eat… eggs… Can't eat… Uhg! I can't take it anymore!
Ridley: Then eat the stinking omelettes!
Lucas: BUT I'M A VEGAN!
Lucario: You don't have to be. Just ! #$ out on those omelettes if you want to!
Lucas: BUT I CAN'T.
Dark Pit: Why am I wasting my meaningless life with this soup?
Lucas: give… it… to… me.
Dark Pit: staving is meaningless in my pointless life. *gives Lucas soup*
Ridley: So NOW you start talking to other people?!
Green Inkling: Does that LOOK like a human to you?
Ridley: Humanoid with wings. Humans, humanoids, half humans, hybrid humans, elemental humans, undead humanoids, all the same.
*Angry screaming can be heard from under the table.*
Joker: They're just tacos! Let me enjoy my music for a change.
Dark Pit: What has my life come to? I'm stuck in this place in this war, staving, anger.
Everyone else at the table: …
