Chapter Nine: Shulk Makes a Storm

*Meanwhile in the Kirby dorm…*

Meta Knight: *aggressively hits XBox controller* Take that, noobs!

Morpho Knight: Wha- huh? How are you doing this?

Dark Meta Knight: Yes. You are dead.

Galacta Knight: Dieeeeeeeee! Oh shoot, I died.

Meta Knight: Don't mess with me.

*knocking can be heard on the door*

Meta Knight: Who want to get it. *kills Morpho Knight in game*

*No one says anything.*

Meta Knight: Morpho, you do it you're not a skin.

Morpho Knight: *throws controller* Fine. *walks over to door and opens it*

Axe Knight: Help!

Trident Knight: Meta Knight! Meta Knight! Lord, you must help us!

Meta Knight: *pauses game* What the heck happened?

Mace Knight: It's raining and we need to take shelter.

Javelin Knight: Please, Lord Master Sir Meta Knight. Please help us!

Meta Knight: Well, of coarse Master Hand made you guys sleep on the roof. Fine, come in.

Meta-Knights: Thank you Lord Master Sir.

Meta Knight: Whatever. Just get comfortable. Build a blanket fort or something.

Meta-Knights: Yay!

Galacta Knight: Can we keep playing?

Meta Knight: Sure. *unpauses game*

Mace Knight: Can we play too?

Meta Knight: … No. Pro gamers only.

*Meanwhile, at the other team…*

Mario: MWA HA HA HA HA! Good job-a Shulk.

Shulk: You're acting like I'm not a literal god of everything.

Mario: But-a you made it rain!

Shulk: Literal. God.

Mario: I-a know but it's-a so cool!

Shulk: Why do you even want me to be doing this, anyway?

Mario: This entire thing is-a Meta Knight ́s fault. I´m-a getting revenge.

Shulk: If this mean revenge, I'M REALLY FEELING IT!

Entire Mario Team: Yeah!

Mario: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha. We ́re-a two-to-zero against those-a noobs. Let ́s-a see how this-a goes. Heh heh.

*At lunch…*

Green Inkling: Meta Knight is wet. Why.

Meta Knight: Stupid Master Hand made my clan mates sleep on the roof because the dorm was full.

Lucario: Oh, oh, OH I get it. It rained today so…

Meta Knight: yup.

Lucas: Master Hand sucks.

Ridley: I think we all know that.

Lucas: Recently, Dr. Mario diagnosed my acquaintance with an allergy to dragons, so he banned D&D from the dorm, which was, like, my ONLY WAY to have fun, since I don't use technology.

Green Inkling: Uh, how is someone allergic to humans pretending they're elves and throwing dice at people?

Lucas: Like I said, Master Hand sucks.

Dark Pit: He made me sleep in a dorm room with Light Pit.

Ridley: Ha ha. Oof.

*The Wii Fit Trainers walk by the table.*

Female Wii Fit Trainer: *knock Joker´s headphones on the ground* That's bad for you.

Joker: Hey, what the…

Male Wii Fit Trainer: *hits Dark Pit violently on the back* Fix your posture!

Dark Pit: Ow that hurt.

Female Wii Fit Trainer: *notices Lucas* Ooh! You went vegan? Good little boy.

Lucas: This isn't my decision also I ́m thirteen.

Meta Knight: You're on my team. Why are you at my table? Go away Wii Fit Trainers.

Female Wii Fit Trainer: We have names, you know.

Green Inkling: You do?

Male Wii Fit Trainer: Uh, yeah? I ́m Barry and this is Linda.

Linda: Yeah, I ́m Linda.

Lucas: But there's also a guy named Barry in Pokemon.

Barry the Wii Fit Trainer: But there´s also another Lucas.

Lucas: SCREW GEN FOUR.

Lucario: Eh hem?

Lucas: Oh, sorry.

Lucario: It's fine. I like being hated.

Dark Pit: It's not a choice for me.

Linda: It not good for your health negatively. Smile for a change.

Dark Pit: No.

Barry the Wii Fit Trainer: Imma head out.

Linda: Bye Falisha.

Meta Knight: Line theft! Hmph.