Chapter Nine: Shulk Makes a Storm
*Meanwhile in the Kirby dorm…*
Meta Knight: *aggressively hits XBox controller* Take that, noobs!
Morpho Knight: Wha- huh? How are you doing this?
Dark Meta Knight: Yes. You are dead.
Galacta Knight: Dieeeeeeeee! Oh shoot, I died.
Meta Knight: Don't mess with me.
*knocking can be heard on the door*
Meta Knight: Who want to get it. *kills Morpho Knight in game*
*No one says anything.*
Meta Knight: Morpho, you do it you're not a skin.
Morpho Knight: *throws controller* Fine. *walks over to door and opens it*
Axe Knight: Help!
Trident Knight: Meta Knight! Meta Knight! Lord, you must help us!
Meta Knight: *pauses game* What the heck happened?
Mace Knight: It's raining and we need to take shelter.
Javelin Knight: Please, Lord Master Sir Meta Knight. Please help us!
Meta Knight: Well, of coarse Master Hand made you guys sleep on the roof. Fine, come in.
Meta-Knights: Thank you Lord Master Sir.
Meta Knight: Whatever. Just get comfortable. Build a blanket fort or something.
Meta-Knights: Yay!
Galacta Knight: Can we keep playing?
Meta Knight: Sure. *unpauses game*
Mace Knight: Can we play too?
Meta Knight: … No. Pro gamers only.
*Meanwhile, at the other team…*
Mario: MWA HA HA HA HA! Good job-a Shulk.
Shulk: You're acting like I'm not a literal god of everything.
Mario: But-a you made it rain!
Shulk: Literal. God.
Mario: I-a know but it's-a so cool!
Shulk: Why do you even want me to be doing this, anyway?
Mario: This entire thing is-a Meta Knight ́s fault. I´m-a getting revenge.
Shulk: If this mean revenge, I'M REALLY FEELING IT!
Entire Mario Team: Yeah!
Mario: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha. We ́re-a two-to-zero against those-a noobs. Let ́s-a see how this-a goes. Heh heh.
*At lunch…*
Green Inkling: Meta Knight is wet. Why.
Meta Knight: Stupid Master Hand made my clan mates sleep on the roof because the dorm was full.
Lucario: Oh, oh, OH I get it. It rained today so…
Meta Knight: yup.
Lucas: Master Hand sucks.
Ridley: I think we all know that.
Lucas: Recently, Dr. Mario diagnosed my acquaintance with an allergy to dragons, so he banned D&D from the dorm, which was, like, my ONLY WAY to have fun, since I don't use technology.
Green Inkling: Uh, how is someone allergic to humans pretending they're elves and throwing dice at people?
Lucas: Like I said, Master Hand sucks.
Dark Pit: He made me sleep in a dorm room with Light Pit.
Ridley: Ha ha. Oof.
*The Wii Fit Trainers walk by the table.*
Female Wii Fit Trainer: *knock Joker´s headphones on the ground* That's bad for you.
Joker: Hey, what the…
Male Wii Fit Trainer: *hits Dark Pit violently on the back* Fix your posture!
Dark Pit: Ow that hurt.
Female Wii Fit Trainer: *notices Lucas* Ooh! You went vegan? Good little boy.
Lucas: This isn't my decision also I ́m thirteen.
Meta Knight: You're on my team. Why are you at my table? Go away Wii Fit Trainers.
Female Wii Fit Trainer: We have names, you know.
Green Inkling: You do?
Male Wii Fit Trainer: Uh, yeah? I ́m Barry and this is Linda.
Linda: Yeah, I ́m Linda.
Lucas: But there's also a guy named Barry in Pokemon.
Barry the Wii Fit Trainer: But there´s also another Lucas.
Lucas: SCREW GEN FOUR.
Lucario: Eh hem?
Lucas: Oh, sorry.
Lucario: It's fine. I like being hated.
Dark Pit: It's not a choice for me.
Linda: It not good for your health negatively. Smile for a change.
Dark Pit: No.
Barry the Wii Fit Trainer: Imma head out.
Linda: Bye Falisha.
Meta Knight: Line theft! Hmph.
