*Later the next day at the Kid Icarus dormitory…*

Palutena: Stop doing that that's edgy.

Dark Pit: i am eeeeeddddddgggggyyyyyyy

*Knocking can be heard violently from outside of the building.*

Pit: wUt dOEs tHat MeAN

Palutena: Just get the door.

Pit: i CAn't pIcK iT Up.

Palutena: You know what? I'll just get it. *walks out of room and answers the door.*

Palutena: Pitooey! I think this one's your's.

Dark Pit (quietly): You know you're not my mom. Why do you act like it?

Palutena: Just talk to your friends you knucklehead!

Dark Pit: My only friend is a speck of dust. His name is-

Palutena: META KNIGHT, LUCAS, RIDLEY, NEON SQUID GUY, AND JOKER. YOU'RE acquaintances, ARE HERE AND THEY WANT TO TALK TO YOU.

Dark Pit: Take them to me.

*Meta Knight and friends walk up to Dark Pit and Pit ́s room.*

Pit: wOw! YOu nEVeR toLd mE you hAD FRIENDS!

Lucas: Uh, I've shared a room my entire life. I´m not sure if this room is supposed to be gray or gold.

Dark Pit (quietly): Ridley, how did you fit through the door.

Ridley: ….

Dark Pit: Why are you guys even here?

Meta Knight: Uh, well, in a way, I guess it's kind of a hard story to explain, but all of our dorms kinda got flooded.

Dark Pit: Where ́s Lucario?

Meta Knight: In his Pokéball. Also…

Green Inkling: Could we by any chance stay the night?

Dark Pit: I…

Pit: sLEepOveR yAY!

Joker: Oh, shoot.

Dark Pit: What is it.

Lucas: Well, uh, heh heh, let's just say our, uh…

Green Inkling: Basically, their entire dorms are, like, right by the door.

*Dark Pit looks out the window.*

Dark Pit: Cheez-Its.

Palutena: Yeah, uh, just one big teenage sleepover. I make a good parent host, right?

Pit: mOM, cAn we oRDeR pIzzA?

Palutena: Uhhhhhhhhh, sure. I, uh, I ́ll let the guests in.

Pit: THis is GoNna bE FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN!