*Later the next day at the Kid Icarus dormitory…*
Palutena: Stop doing that that's edgy.
Dark Pit: i am eeeeeddddddgggggyyyyyyy
*Knocking can be heard violently from outside of the building.*
Pit: wUt dOEs tHat MeAN
Palutena: Just get the door.
Pit: i CAn't pIcK iT Up.
Palutena: You know what? I'll just get it. *walks out of room and answers the door.*
Palutena: Pitooey! I think this one's your's.
Dark Pit (quietly): You know you're not my mom. Why do you act like it?
Palutena: Just talk to your friends you knucklehead!
Dark Pit: My only friend is a speck of dust. His name is-
Palutena: META KNIGHT, LUCAS, RIDLEY, NEON SQUID GUY, AND JOKER. YOU'RE acquaintances, ARE HERE AND THEY WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
Dark Pit: Take them to me.
*Meta Knight and friends walk up to Dark Pit and Pit ́s room.*
Pit: wOw! YOu nEVeR toLd mE you hAD FRIENDS!
Lucas: Uh, I've shared a room my entire life. I´m not sure if this room is supposed to be gray or gold.
Dark Pit (quietly): Ridley, how did you fit through the door.
Ridley: ….
Dark Pit: Why are you guys even here?
Meta Knight: Uh, well, in a way, I guess it's kind of a hard story to explain, but all of our dorms kinda got flooded.
Dark Pit: Where ́s Lucario?
Meta Knight: In his Pokéball. Also…
Green Inkling: Could we by any chance stay the night?
Dark Pit: I…
Pit: sLEepOveR yAY!
Joker: Oh, shoot.
Dark Pit: What is it.
Lucas: Well, uh, heh heh, let's just say our, uh…
Green Inkling: Basically, their entire dorms are, like, right by the door.
*Dark Pit looks out the window.*
Dark Pit: Cheez-Its.
Palutena: Yeah, uh, just one big teenage sleepover. I make a good parent host, right?
Pit: mOM, cAn we oRDeR pIzzA?
Palutena: Uhhhhhhhhh, sure. I, uh, I ́ll let the guests in.
Pit: THis is GoNna bE FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN!
