Dark Pit seems annoyed, but doesn't say anything. His non-legally adoptive mom "elegantly" walks down the stairs and slowly opens the door. Oh no. The voices get louder, louder, louder as my anxiety-ridden sidekick starts to cry. Again. Nooooooooooooooo. And then Dark Pit collapses. I'm not exactly sure what's going on. Too. Much. Stress. No. No. No. I can't take it. The stress causes my mind to go crazy, and then crack! My mask splits in half and tumbles to the floor.

¨Oh, uh, you look good,̈ Lucas says as he stops crying. ̈ ̈Kinda cute, actually.¨

Everyone in the room (who's still conscious, that is) stops and stares at me. Oh no. Currently, I'm actually glad my best friend isn't here right now, cause he's probably be cursing up a storm at this point. And I could hear footsteps commin up the steps.

̈Don ́t worry,̈ Lucas says in a serious voice and locks the door with his psychic powers, kinda like that scene in Stranger Things. ̈ ̈The only problem is your mask.¨

¨We could use Flex Tape!̈ ̈ Green Inkling says as he trips over Dark Pit, who is still sleeping on the ground .

̈Uh, I found this paper bag.¨ Ridley holds it up with tip of his fingernails.

̈ ̈Sure, I guess that works.¨ I put it over my head. ̈Actually, why can't we just use Flex Tape?¨

Joker takes off his headphones. ̈ ̈Don ́t ask, but I might have some Flex Glue with me.¨

̈ ̈Wow!" says Lucas. ̈ ̈Even better!¨

Joker rummages through his pockets and pulls out a container of Flex Glue. ¨Here.¨ He hands it to Green Inkling, who walks over to me drops it on the ground, and walks back.

̈ ̈Just take it. Oh, and let me listen to the beautiful noise of chaos. Ahhhhh.¨

Weirdo. I grab my mask and the Flex glue, face the corner, and put it back together. I place it on my face and turn around. ̈ ̈Here's your Flex Glue, oh, and pretend nothing happened.¨

̈ ̈Sorry, can ́t forget that moment just then,̈ says Ridley.

̈ ̈Okay, I´ll unlock the door now,̈ says Lucas.

Dark Pit wakes up. ̈ ̈Please, Lucas. Don't ́t do it.¨

Pit, who was listening the entire time, suddenly butts in. ̈ ̈HA! grEnINjA iSn't GREeN, he'S BluE!¨

"Can I unlock the door now?"

Dark Pit lets out a quiet sigh. ¨I mean, I guess.¨

The door creaks open. Only seven figures appear at the door.

¨Poyo!¨

Being one of the only ones to translate him on the entire campus, I know that he's saying ̈Back there we made an agreement that only fighters could go to your room, well, and characters with special connections to any of you guys could come, too.¨

He's right. They were all fighters. Kirby, Dedede, Samus, Zero Suit Samus, Dark Samus, and even Ness. But there was one more. With them was a kid that looked almost identical to Lucas. Lucas ́ 16-bit mouth dropped open.

̈Wow. You ́re here.¨

̈Uh, yeah, of course I am. The entire dorm is down stairs.¨

̈That's not what I meant.¨

Pit seemed excited. Dark Pit did not. I don't blame him, having to share his DORM ROOM with twelve others, one of which is, like, twenty feet tall. Don't blame him at all there. Not to mention, Dedede snores really loud, Lucas and his brother both suffer moderate insomnia, and Green won't fall asleep unless there's a certain amount of ̈chaotic ̈ noises, which could easily be fueled by Joker´s hardcore metal. I bet he's gonna love this night. Just love it.

Palutena made some weird negotiation with Master Hand that we could just ̈order in pizza ̈ instead of actually going to the cafeteria to EAT LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE. By the time the ̈pizza ̈ comes, everyone's already prepared for the night. The second we hear knocking, everyone just stops what they're doing. Palutena orders Dark Pit to get it. Oof. The poor little edgy boi.