*Meta Knight slowly picks up a slice of water mixture pizza, faces the wall, and eats it.*

Meta Knight: This is… not a taco. It tastes so… This is the best food I ever had.

Kirby: Poyo! ( But what about the good times of Return to Dreamland? We got to share all kinds of food like Metamatos, lollipops, meat, and other delicious cuisine!)

Lucas: Actually, the word ̈cuisine ̈ means ̈kitchen ̈ in Italian.

Meta Knight: My senses are coming back to me! I can taste other than spicy and savory. Sweet. Sour. Salty. Acidic. Bacon (yes, bacon is its own taste).

Green Inkling: I´m gonna say it now. Having Mario as your leader sucks. The other Inklings don't believe me when I tell them how annoying Mario is. They see him as a, gasp, hero.

Ridley: Bruh.

Palutena: *walks into room* Angel boys! It ́s almost ten at night. Go. To. Bed.

Green Inkling: CREEPER

Entire Room: AWWW MAN

Palutena: Wh- What was that? Are you trying to confuse me so you can stay up later?

Dark Pit: Please leave. We would enjoy going to sleep.

Palutena: Don ́t do anything stupid. *slams door*

King Dedede: I´m still thirsty.

Green Inkling: My ink might quench your thirst…

Meta Knight: Don't do it!

Dark Pit: Bathroom. Sink. Water.

King Dedede: Imma get me some WOODER! *walks to bathroom*

Meta Knight: So, you all wanna set up for a night of chaos?

Green Inkling: Neh, I ́m pulling an all nighter.

Ridley: You do know that if you do that, LITERALLY EVERYONE will be forced to listen to you. You know that. I know you know.

King Dedede: *walks in* Mmmm, wooder.

Ness: Can I hear a story?

Lucas and Claus/Masked Man: Oh god no.

Meta Knight: You know, now that I think about it, having identical twins say the exact same thing at the exact same time is actually kinda creepy.

Lucas and Claus/Masked Man: It is?

Meta Knight: Okay, just stop.

Ness: Can I hear a story?

Meta Knight: Uhhh, who wants to tell this kid a story?

Everyone:

Lucas: I want YOU to do it.

Claus/ Masked Man: Yeah, YOU do it.

*twins fist bump*

Meta Knight: Seriously?

Twins: Yes.

Meta Knight: UHG, fine.

Uh, once upon a time there was, er, a boy. He had no name and he was ten years old. His father was, um, a baker or something like that and he lived with him and worked as his apprentice. One day, another boy by the name of Jack was chosen by a magical, uh, sword to save the world from a, a, a wolf. Yeah, a wolf. And it was, like, really big. Jack ́s dad went and told the original boy ́s dad to make him food for the journey but instead of making the food he sent his son to cook for Jack on his quest. The boy met up with Jack ́s other helpers. They were a girl named… uh, er, um, what ́s a girl ́s name?

Kirby: Poyo! (I want her to be named Charli!)

Meta Knight: Sure.

The girl's name was Charli and she was Jack ́s backup fighter. The fourth kid was named… Striker. Yeah, Striker. He used enchantments or whatever. They went on a journey up a mountain. One morning, the boy woke up to see that Jack was dead and-

Ridley: Woah! Keep it PG!

Meta Knight: Whatever.

Jack ́s body was lying on the ground covered in blood, and his sword was missing. Charli was now in charge of the group. With one less party member, the boy whose name I couldn think of learned to use his frying pan and kitchen knife as weapons. When he woke up in a few nights, Charli was, uh, gone, along with her axe and Striker ́s death enchantment. The boys guessed she had left to fight the really big wolf alone. Striker, uh, used his enchantment to make the boy whose name I couldn think of ́s knife into a sword and his frying pan into um, a, a, er, a flying pan?

Joker: I´ve been listening in for a while. What the heck is a flying pan?

Meta Knight: It's frying pan with wings.

The boy used his sword and FLYING PAN to fight off enemies until they finally got to where they were told to go and… Striker fell in a river. The boy whose name I couldn think of was standing alone on top of the mountain when a really big wolf appeared. He, uhhhh, killed it with his bare hands to reveal it was actually… uh, er, uh, um, Charli ́s body that had been possessed by an amorphous being that chose to shift into a wolf. Basically, he killed his friend, so-

Ridley: What the hel- HECK is wrong with you? You're gonna give this kid nightmares!

Meta Knight: See, look. He's already sleeping. C ́mon. Let's all just go to bed.