*lunch*

*Meta Knight's clique sits quieter than usual.*

*after a while…*

Dark Pit (quiety): Why it so quiet.

Lucario: Never thought you would break the god damn silence.

Meta Knight: Something ́s wrong here I can feel it.

Lucas: Oh yeah. Green ́s not here.

Lucario: He is? I didn't notice.

Meta Knight: Neither is Ridley.

Lucas: Dark Pit was right. This is really quiet.

Joker: Do you want me to unplug my headphones?

Meta Knight: If you want to see what a sword beam feels like, go ahead.

Lucas: What does it feel like?

Lucario: It feels like ! #$%^&! #$! . Felt it plenty of times.

Lucas: Great.

*meanwhile, Metroid dormitory*

Purple Inkling: Why am I wasting my life with this?

Green Inkling: If you play that fu-freaking song one more time-

Ridley: Relax. *continues to blast Baby Shark at full volume*

Indigo Inkling: Being taken captive didn't sound that bad, but this, this is hell.

Inkling Girl: *releases a depressed sounding woomy* Sure.

Samus: *knocks on door* Why do I hear the letters D and O over and over again in your room? What's happening?

Inklings: woomy

Samus: Did I just hear a woomy?

Ridley: Prank war purposes.

Inklings: woomy

Samus: What do you mean ̈prank war purposes ̈?

Ridley: Feel free to come in.

Inklings: Woomy alert! We've got a code woomy!

Ridley: Say that word one more time or I turn the volume up.

Samus: *walks in* The heck?

Inkling Girl: Prepare your woomy!

Samus: ?

Inkling Girl: Attack with all of your woomy!

*Each Inkling sends a single splat of ink.*

Samus: Hey! I just washed this armor, you know.

Inklings: wOoooOOoooooOOOOooooooOOoMy

Ridley: It's too much woomy!

Green inkling: Dang, I've always wanted to do this. *woomy intensifies*

Inkling Girl: Now is our chance to escape. Quick! Get to the Vroomies!

Green Inkling: Can't we just run?

Magenta Inkling: Or squid?

Inkling Boy: Maybe we should just punch a hole in the sieling.

Other Inklings: Huh?

Inkling Boy: You know, super jump?

Inkling Girl: That would work.

Teal Inkling: Haven't you learned not to trust him?

Inkling Girl: Let's just run.

*Inklings run out of building*

Inkling girl: One more thing. *writes woomy on the side of the dorm*