*lunch*
*Meta Knight's clique sits quieter than usual.*
*after a while…*
Dark Pit (quiety): Why it so quiet.
Lucario: Never thought you would break the god damn silence.
Meta Knight: Something ́s wrong here I can feel it.
Lucas: Oh yeah. Green ́s not here.
Lucario: He is? I didn't notice.
Meta Knight: Neither is Ridley.
Lucas: Dark Pit was right. This is really quiet.
Joker: Do you want me to unplug my headphones?
Meta Knight: If you want to see what a sword beam feels like, go ahead.
Lucas: What does it feel like?
Lucario: It feels like ! #$%^&! #$! . Felt it plenty of times.
Lucas: Great.
*meanwhile, Metroid dormitory*
Purple Inkling: Why am I wasting my life with this?
Green Inkling: If you play that fu-freaking song one more time-
Ridley: Relax. *continues to blast Baby Shark at full volume*
Indigo Inkling: Being taken captive didn't sound that bad, but this, this is hell.
Inkling Girl: *releases a depressed sounding woomy* Sure.
Samus: *knocks on door* Why do I hear the letters D and O over and over again in your room? What's happening?
Inklings: woomy
Samus: Did I just hear a woomy?
Ridley: Prank war purposes.
Inklings: woomy
Samus: What do you mean ̈prank war purposes ̈?
Ridley: Feel free to come in.
Inklings: Woomy alert! We've got a code woomy!
Ridley: Say that word one more time or I turn the volume up.
Samus: *walks in* The heck?
Inkling Girl: Prepare your woomy!
Samus: ?
Inkling Girl: Attack with all of your woomy!
*Each Inkling sends a single splat of ink.*
Samus: Hey! I just washed this armor, you know.
Inklings: wOoooOOoooooOOOOooooooOOoMy
Ridley: It's too much woomy!
Green inkling: Dang, I've always wanted to do this. *woomy intensifies*
Inkling Girl: Now is our chance to escape. Quick! Get to the Vroomies!
Green Inkling: Can't we just run?
Magenta Inkling: Or squid?
Inkling Boy: Maybe we should just punch a hole in the sieling.
Other Inklings: Huh?
Inkling Boy: You know, super jump?
Inkling Girl: That would work.
Teal Inkling: Haven't you learned not to trust him?
Inkling Girl: Let's just run.
*Inklings run out of building*
Inkling girl: One more thing. *writes woomy on the side of the dorm*
