*lunchtime; yum.*

Lucas: "No fascism."

Ridley: You are NEVER gonna get over that.

Green Inkling: You forgot "No arson."

Lucas: And no drugs.

Green Inkling: Or murder.

Lucas: Or kidnapping,.

Green Inkling: Or cussing.

Lucas: Oh, you better not do that.

Lucario: I can do it right now. #$%

Lucas: You violated MOTHER Dorm Rule Fifteen.

Meta Knight: So basically we're just giving the middle schoolers a cute little bonding moment. Maybe we should bring that delivery kid over to join their chat.

Lucas: #cute #edgy #WHY

Meta Knight: You are thousands of years younger than me. You have to accept that grown-ups see you as little.

Lucas: But you're like four feet shorter than me.

*Meta Knight gets filled with negative emotions*

*after lunch*

Meta Knight: Hey, wanna hang out during the afternoon?

Joker: Naw, gotta help my friends cut class. *leaves*

Lucario: Sure I'll go with you MK.

Lucas: I'm too busy following my rules. I can do whatever I want when there's only two of us there.

Green Inkling: Hey Lucas, can I come over and annoy Ness?

Lucas: Sure, as long as you follow the rules.

Dark Pit: I need to contemplate life. In my bedroom.

Ridley: I'm too tall to fit in the Kirby dorm.

*others leave*

Meta Knight: Welp Lucario, that leaves just the two of us.

Lucario: Waaaaaaait I think I have to pick my son up from the daycare.

Meta Knight: You have a kid?

Lucario: Yeah. A Riolu. He basically just hatched.

Meta Knight: So now you're a father. Great. CAN I BE HIS GODFATHER?

Lucario: Sure I guess. Anyway, gotta go. Bye.

Meta Knight: Bye, Falisha! (Man, I love dead memes.)

*Meta Knight arrives at his dorm*

Meta Knight: Hey Kirby, want me to make some waffles?

*no response*

Meta Knight: Oh. He's probably sleeping. *walks to room next to his*

*The room is empty.*

Meta Knight: KIRBY WHERE ARE YOU

*Meta Knight checks out King Dedede's room; also empty*

Meta Knight: Did I miss a spinoff friday? Wait, it's tuesday. GUYS

*no response; Meta Knight leaves dorm; heads to Pokemon Daycare*

Meta Knight: LUCARIO

Riolu Baby: Dad is that food

Lucario: What? No that's not food. It's you godfather.

Riolu Baby: He looks like food.

Lucario: Well he's not.

Baby Riolu: Can I eat him anyway?

Lucario: No. Respect him.

Riolu: I will press F.

Lucario: So, what do you think of him, MK?

Meta Knight: He's cute I guess, but I've got a major problem.

Lucario: Oh god.

Meta Knight: Kirbo and D disappeared.

Lucario: It's probably related to the prank war.

Meta Knight: still, don't you think we should find them.

Lucario: Fine.

Baby Riolu: Can I have some candy?

Meta Knight: Shut up kid.

Lucario: What did you say to my son?!

Baby Riolu: LOL blueberry

Meta Knight: The kid thought it was funny.

Lucario: Whatever. I'm sick of standing around here. Let's just go.

Meta Knight: Being the edgy wise guy, I'm here to ask you one question.

Lucario: Uhhhhg, what is it.

Meta Knight: You just said "Let's go." But where are we going to?

Lucario: You…

Meta Knight: Let's just try waiting. You can bring your kid to my dorm. I can make waffles.

Lucario: Sounds okay.

*the group leaves*

*meanwhile; retro/arcade dorm*

Kirby: Poyo! (Insects are weird.)

Centipede: I'm not an insect!

King Dedede: Oh really.

Centipede: Centipedes are Scutigeromorphas.

*Word DEFINITELY NOT copied from Wikipedia.*

Kirby: Poyo! (Wut.)

King Dedede: Agreed.

Centipede: … … … … Uhhh…

King Dedede: This is weird. I'm trying to comprehend the fact that I'm being held captive by a Scutigeromorpha. *sighs*

Kirby: Poyo! (Let's escape!)

Centipede: Nope.

Kirby: Poyo! (You will die.)

Centipede: Sorry little object that is too round for me to comprehend. I can't let ya do that.

*Kirby hits Centipede's head. Centipede collapses because I can't show death in a K+ fic.*

Kirby: Poyo! (Let's go!) *jumps out window*

King Dedede: Uhhhhhhhhh *also jumps*

The King and vacuum boy have officially escaped. Yay. They then go back to their dorm where MK makes everyone some waffles. Centipede gets reported for cutting class.