*lunchtime; yum.*
Lucas: "No fascism."
Ridley: You are NEVER gonna get over that.
Green Inkling: You forgot "No arson."
Lucas: And no drugs.
Green Inkling: Or murder.
Lucas: Or kidnapping,.
Green Inkling: Or cussing.
Lucas: Oh, you better not do that.
Lucario: I can do it right now. #$%
Lucas: You violated MOTHER Dorm Rule Fifteen.
Meta Knight: So basically we're just giving the middle schoolers a cute little bonding moment. Maybe we should bring that delivery kid over to join their chat.
Lucas: #cute #edgy #WHY
Meta Knight: You are thousands of years younger than me. You have to accept that grown-ups see you as little.
Lucas: But you're like four feet shorter than me.
*Meta Knight gets filled with negative emotions*
*after lunch*
Meta Knight: Hey, wanna hang out during the afternoon?
Joker: Naw, gotta help my friends cut class. *leaves*
Lucario: Sure I'll go with you MK.
Lucas: I'm too busy following my rules. I can do whatever I want when there's only two of us there.
Green Inkling: Hey Lucas, can I come over and annoy Ness?
Lucas: Sure, as long as you follow the rules.
Dark Pit: I need to contemplate life. In my bedroom.
Ridley: I'm too tall to fit in the Kirby dorm.
*others leave*
Meta Knight: Welp Lucario, that leaves just the two of us.
Lucario: Waaaaaaait I think I have to pick my son up from the daycare.
Meta Knight: You have a kid?
Lucario: Yeah. A Riolu. He basically just hatched.
Meta Knight: So now you're a father. Great. CAN I BE HIS GODFATHER?
Lucario: Sure I guess. Anyway, gotta go. Bye.
Meta Knight: Bye, Falisha! (Man, I love dead memes.)
*Meta Knight arrives at his dorm*
Meta Knight: Hey Kirby, want me to make some waffles?
*no response*
Meta Knight: Oh. He's probably sleeping. *walks to room next to his*
*The room is empty.*
Meta Knight: KIRBY WHERE ARE YOU
*Meta Knight checks out King Dedede's room; also empty*
Meta Knight: Did I miss a spinoff friday? Wait, it's tuesday. GUYS
*no response; Meta Knight leaves dorm; heads to Pokemon Daycare*
Meta Knight: LUCARIO
Riolu Baby: Dad is that food
Lucario: What? No that's not food. It's you godfather.
Riolu Baby: He looks like food.
Lucario: Well he's not.
Baby Riolu: Can I eat him anyway?
Lucario: No. Respect him.
Riolu: I will press F.
Lucario: So, what do you think of him, MK?
Meta Knight: He's cute I guess, but I've got a major problem.
Lucario: Oh god.
Meta Knight: Kirbo and D disappeared.
Lucario: It's probably related to the prank war.
Meta Knight: still, don't you think we should find them.
Lucario: Fine.
Baby Riolu: Can I have some candy?
Meta Knight: Shut up kid.
Lucario: What did you say to my son?!
Baby Riolu: LOL blueberry
Meta Knight: The kid thought it was funny.
Lucario: Whatever. I'm sick of standing around here. Let's just go.
Meta Knight: Being the edgy wise guy, I'm here to ask you one question.
Lucario: Uhhhhg, what is it.
Meta Knight: You just said "Let's go." But where are we going to?
Lucario: You…
Meta Knight: Let's just try waiting. You can bring your kid to my dorm. I can make waffles.
Lucario: Sounds okay.
*the group leaves*
*meanwhile; retro/arcade dorm*
Kirby: Poyo! (Insects are weird.)
Centipede: I'm not an insect!
King Dedede: Oh really.
Centipede: Centipedes are Scutigeromorphas.
*Word DEFINITELY NOT copied from Wikipedia.*
Kirby: Poyo! (Wut.)
King Dedede: Agreed.
Centipede: … … … … Uhhh…
King Dedede: This is weird. I'm trying to comprehend the fact that I'm being held captive by a Scutigeromorpha. *sighs*
Kirby: Poyo! (Let's escape!)
Centipede: Nope.
Kirby: Poyo! (You will die.)
Centipede: Sorry little object that is too round for me to comprehend. I can't let ya do that.
*Kirby hits Centipede's head. Centipede collapses because I can't show death in a K+ fic.*
Kirby: Poyo! (Let's go!) *jumps out window*
King Dedede: Uhhhhhhhhh *also jumps*
The King and vacuum boy have officially escaped. Yay. They then go back to their dorm where MK makes everyone some waffles. Centipede gets reported for cutting class.
