Sorry for the LONG delay, but I have an excuse: Life happened. Also I will be changing the update/chapter upload from every 2 days or so, to every week (give or take). Sorry for the inconvenience.
Thanks so much Crankymcganky, Crystalmeow-chan, Moonlight Raven Grave, and Girl of Twilight Wings for following, and for the favoriting!
I am as likely to own LoZ as Link is to suddenly run out of room in his adventuring pouch.
"Before we start to attract more attention to ourselves, I think we should go somewhere where less people are likely to come around snooping" Vio suggested a little while after the other Link told his life story. "I mean, how many more do you think we will run into?"
"Let's pick this up at my house. I don't think Ravio will be much of a problem. Well I hope he won't, I only just met him, and he kind of tricked me into letting him partially own my house, but I think he will be fine. Oh he is the weirdo who gave me this bracelet too." Paint added after some questioning looks.
"O-kay, but then you guys will explain everything to me, ya? I've already explained my life, somewhat, and I want to know why I am here." The new Link asked.
"None of us knows what's happening, but just roll with it for right now, kay." Blue stated.
"Paint, lead the way." Green stated.
"Hey you, new 'Link' you need a nickname, we can't just go around going 'Hey you there' so what do you want to be called?" Red explained and asked with a happy expression, while on the long walk to Paint's house.
"Well like I said I was going on my way to save the oracle of seasons, Din. Maybe the nickname Oracle. Ora for short?" The newly named Ora asked "It sounds cool to me."
The rest of the Links, just nodded approval, especially Red. He practically got whiplash, and needed to sit down for a bit.
"You good now Red?" Blue started.
"Goddesses, be more careful, we only decided on a nickname!" Green scolded. And with that they started walking again, with Red dizzily behind them.
"We are here! Welcome to my humble abode." Paint spoke up for the first time since they started walking originally, and surprised Green into almost falling down. Paint lead the way up to his house and wearily opened the door.
"Ravio, are you there? Ravio? Wow he's not here, I don't think he has never not been here when I've come recently." Paint mumbled. "The coast is clear, I don't think Ravio is actually here."
There was much a sigh of relief.
"Whoa, this is your house? What did you do to it, turn it into a store?" Blue mocked while glancing around the inside of Paint's living space.
"You know when I told you Ravio kind of tricked me into letting him own my house partially, yeah he kind of turned it into a store while I was out, and I never really come here anymore, so I just let him. Plus he rents me all these items." Paint informed them. Not without emptying my whole damn wallet on them. I swear he's not only satisfied with my house, he wants me to go broke.
"Ooo what's this?" Red asked pointing to a note taped to the back of the door. "It says it's from this Ravio character."
"Let me read it out loud then: Dear Mr. Hero,
Sorry for the inconvenience, if you would like to rent an item, please wait until I get back, wouldn't want you to use my items without paying would we?
Anyway, I will be out for a little while and I will come back as soon as the problem gets fixed. Sincerely: Ravio." Paint read.
"I wonder what it is he's doing." Vio questioned while Ora nodded. Paint just seemed lost in thought as if the whole situation of everything just got to him. Then began the explanation part. (Well as much of an explanation as any of them have)
"What? Was it that easy? I seriously took down the 'hero' just like that, I didn't even do anything. Works for me I guess." Original Gannon questioned.
He and the Hero of Worlds had just begun to fight, when Link suddenly disappeared with a bright light.
Gannon had just let his guard down when a dark flash, quit similar to the one that took the 'hero' away, flashed and took him away too.
"Is this what happened to the so called hero? Damn, right when I won, I get teleported away. Just my luck. Wait… am I in a prison?! WHO DARES TO PUT ME IN PRISION?!"
Time to end the heroes and the four sword once and for all! I'm really starting to get annoyed with their futile attempts to stop ME, the all-powerful Vaati! The latter thought to himself.
Just as all the readers already know, (and are probably wishing the author would just give it a rest with the teleporting) a dark purple flash appeared and Vaati found himself across the cell of a teal monstrous pig-creature.
"Where am I Pig?" Vaati ordered the fat teal pig. "Am I in a prison?!"
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?! I happen to be a well renowned villain, thank you very much. And I just appeared here too. I had just defeated the 'hero' in battle and I appeared here. And yes it seems we are in a kind of jail." Gannon fumed. "Oh, and DON'T CALL ME PIG, MY NAME IS GANNON!"
"Ok mister Gannon Pig, you said you defeated your pests? I find it pretty hard to believe." Vaati mocked. "Considering the fact that you're in jail…"
"Sure I didn't 'defeat' him per say, but he disappeared and I count that as a win. And who else do I see in jail Mr. Purple? Oh yeah YOU. I bet the only way you terrorized any Hylian was just by your looks and your horrible fashion sense." LoZ/AoL Gannon teased.
"Oh and I have a horrible fashion sense? Says the Teal demon pig. And are you that ignorant to think that you defeated a hero, by not doing anything?" Vaati shot back. And thus started a very long and very annoying argument.
"Wha- what the? Again?! Where am I now?" TP AND OoT Gannondorf we plotting their devious plans, when (you guessed it) another flash of dark 'twilight' blinded the villains. The next thing they knew they were both in a prison. Along the hallways you could hear never-ending arguments. This is going to be painfully awful until I get out of here. Where to start, where to start?
"Do not get any ideas, you are here for a reason." "We could not take any risks, with having more than one bearer of the Triforce of power together." "That would cause unnecessary problems, for you guys and for the Triforce of courage bearers." "Do not worry the explanation will come in good time." Three voices spoke up to Twilight, and the other Power Triforce bearers.
"Damn goddesses and their damn games. COUNT ME OUT WHY DON'T YA!" OoT complained, which received a whole lot of sighs and agreements from the other inmates.
"Link you must go and stop the evil king, Gannondorf. You have done well to save all of the sages already, you may have time to rest up first, but make haste." Rauru the light sage informed the Hero of Time.
"Since this was kind of forced upon me, I guess I really don't have a choice. So I'm on it!" Link muttered.
"Do it for all of Hyrule, we are all counting on you! And Link, you must know that we will always be friends. Keep that fact with you when your journey seems too tough for you to go on." Saria the sage of forest comforted her longtime friend from Kokiri Forest. Link just nodded his thanks, with a look of deep friendship in his cobalt blue eyes.
"Hey listen! Let's go and save Princess Zelda!" Navi piped up. "We might find her where we find Gannondorf."
The sages then teleported Link and Navi back to the Temple of Time, where they continued their conversation.
"Can't I just rest up a bit first, Navi? I JUST saved Nabooru the Sage of Spirit, and you already want me to go knocking on the gerudo king's door. Reeeaaallly?" The exasperated Hero whined.
It was at this point where Navi had to remind herself that he was just a kid inside, forced to grow up too fast. He's still mentally 10, he was just forced to grow up way to fast. Poor boy, I feel really bad for him, but this is what he was destined to do. I won't get mad if he acts like a little kid, but it just looks weird for a 17 year old hero to whine like that.
"So where do you plan on resting? Will you go back to your house in Kokiri Forest for a little while?" Navi questioned ignoring the still whining Link. And with that sentence, it seemed to bring the teen back to his senses, since he pulled himself together. "Maybe you can tell Mido and the other 'kids' who you really are, they might actually believe you, and may even give you their support."
"I suppose it may be the time for that. I will let them know who I am, and we could help the Deku Tree Sprout explain what happened, to the kokiri." Link said, agreeing to what Navi suggested. Link pulled out the Ocarina of Time and began to play the sweet melody that is the Minuet of Forest.
The notes seemed to hang like magic in the air, slowly dulling their senses until the notes faded revealing to sacred forest meadow in front of them.
"Here let's check Kokiri forest first." Scrub decided. "If I know me, I would probably hang around at my house to rest up in between rescuing the sages. Also a thought just dawned on me, where did Tatl go?"
"You mean the fairy that was with you?" Dusk asked. "Check your hat, sometimes I put things in there and forget about it. And if she isn't there, maybe she got left in Termina."
"I would hate to get stuck in that place, what with the creepy 'moon' thing constantly floating RIGHT above you…. Yeeeesssh." Tiny shuddered.
"That's probably the case since she is most definitely not in my hat. Here, guys stand near me I'm going to play a song that will warp us, so you have to be right near me." Scrub then grabbed out a huge set of horns that seemed like only Deku scrubs could play.
"Where did you get that?" Tiny asked with awe.
Scrub just ignored him, and started to play an upbeat almost forest-y feeling song. (I don't know how a song can feel forest-y but it did) The notes seemed to hang like magic in the air, slowly dulling their senses until the horn's notes faded reveling a deeply magic filled forest meadow in front of them.
A/N for reviews. Guest: Review 1: It will definitely be a handful but I hope it turns out good, and Wind Waker is one of my favorites! :P Review 2: I honestly have no clue which one, because I never played either one of those games, and the personalities I picked for them is based on the Four Swords+ manga. Review 3: I don't know :P (when I wrote that I didn't even think of that 0_0)
I finally have a storyline thought up, but it will take a bit to get the explanation chapter. (As you saw the Goddesses have part in this. Did they cause this?) So just roll with the confusion until that happens. :D
~HylianHero
