Hey everyone! How's it going? I don't really have anything else to say...so enjoy!

I still do not own The Legend of Zelda franchise, but why own it when i can sit here and write a confusing Fanfiction about it? :3


"What in the love of the Light Spirits is all that commotion?!"

"I don't know Hanch, I just came down to Sera's shop to buy something for the goats, when that noise started, and it's comin' from the area around Ordona's spring. Do you think we should go and tell Mayer Bo?"

"Yes, we should tell him at once." Hanch nodded, a thoughtful look on his rugged face. "So Fado, do you think that Link's back fer a little visit, or do ya think there's another ambush waitin' for us? Whatever it is, it sounds like its havin' an argument." Hanch shivered, caught up in the fresh memory of when King Bulbin and his army, riding their monstrous boar-like creatures called Bulbos, came and kidnapped all of Ordon Village's children. The swordsman Rusl had tried to stop the horrendous creatures, but alas, he got severely injured, and failed to get the children back. When he had healed, he said that he was going to go and try to help get all of the kids back again, so he shortly left them and headed to Castle Town to join a small group called The Resistance.

Link had run off after the Bublins, and bulbos when they took the children right in front of him, and the people of Ordon hadn't heard anything from him for a long time. Eventually Link came back, and told great news of how the children were all safe- including the fair Ilia- in the old village of Kakariko. He had been very vague in how exactly he had come to find them, and what had happened along his way, in fact he was vague in everything nowadays, and he only visited Ordon a couple of sparse times, since he was always busy- with what, the villagers do not know, but perhaps it was best kept that way… so the villagers never interrogated him to hard.

"Either way, I agree we should go tell 'im." Fado replied, his long arms stretched up to scratch his chin. "I have to go and watch the ranch, you go on ahead to Bo's house. I'll be within earshot though." Fado tapped Hanch on the shoulder, before jogging away through the village, heading up to the village's goat ranch.

Hanch nervously glanced in the direction of the loud noise that sounded vaguely like fighting, before quickly walking away from the huge waterwheel he was next to. The water wheel was small, and so was the river that flowed right through the center of Ordon. The river flows in from the surrounding Faron Woods, a lush thick forest that one should only travel through during the day-time, for the moonlight barely escapes through the thick canopy.

Approaching the Mayor's house, he skidded to a stop on the doorstep. Hanch lifted his knuckle to slam it across the surface of the wooden door, but right when he went to apply pressure, the door swung open, causing Him to fall forward.

"Oh, sorry there Hanch, I wasn't aware you were there." A burly voice, coming from a burly man, boomed out. He had quite a large stomach for a villager of Ordon, he was bald, and had a blond mustache across his face.

"T-that's quite alright Bo. What were you doin' headin' out of the safety of your house, you know there are still monsters! Speaking' of-" Hanch started, picking himself off of the Mayor, but he got cut off by the rotund man.

"I was heading out to investigate the sudden loud noise, I have never heard such a noise spontaneously appear out of nowhere!" Mayor Bo exclaimed, his eyes wide in concern. "I suppose that was what you came over to talk to me about huh?" Bo speculated placing his arm on Hanch.

"Y-yes! Yes it is, I was talkin' to Fado, and we both suspect that it could either be Monsters waitin' to ambush. Or in slight possibility it could be Link comin' for a visit…but by the noise I would assume the first option." Hanch explained.

Bo looked like he was thinking about the situation, before responding. "I suppose but, I would think that monsters waiting to ambush, or at least attack in surprise, they wouldn't be making that mush noise, and it's been going on for at least two minutes now, and it sounds like a person yelling angrily to me. So it heightens the possibility that Link, or a passerby has come to visit our village, but not by that much. I do not know why either would be yelling like that…" The Mayor speculated…well he was the mayor for a reason. "I really have no clue what's over there."

Hanch looked stumped, while he took in what Bo had said. Right while he was about to respond, Bo walked by him, closing the quaint wooden door to his house. He stopped a little ways away, and turned back to him. "Hanch, you coming? We should probably figure out what's causing all this commotion. Go and get Fado, I'll go get the others….again we don't know what's out there, and we should have the others there just in case." Mayor Bo called, walking off in the direction of the other houses.

After a little while, the group of men gathered in the area in front of Link's literal tree house. Strangely enough the yelling- quite obvious someone was pissed- was still going on, and you could hear painful moans, grunts, and arguments from other beings. There were at least three different voices. It was hard to decipher if it was monster or human, but either way, they had to stop the ruckus.

"Follow behind me, have your swords unsheathed beforehand. Be prepared, it could be anything from Bokoblins, to Bulbins...but we need to keep the village safe." Bo said in a hushed voice to the men huddled around him. The mayor walked towards the path leading towards Ordona's Spirit spring, and gestured for the other men of Ordon to follow closely behind. It did look a little absurd….such a scared looking rotund man, death-griping a regular old sword, his hands shaking dramatically, while taking careful slow steps forward.


"!*&#^$(##%!(&*^$^$()_)&#($*&!" A boy in blue, currently on top of a pile of other boys, screeched in anger.

"I swear Blue's not even trying to be coherent anymore….EEEE!" Someone in the pile muttered to another dog-piled boy. He yelped in fright, for a giant hammer was brought down to the ground, missing his head by a mere inch. "Blue I get you're pissed in all, but please calm down! I kind of used my last healing fairy, and I would rather not die. And that whole misunderstanding won't happen again ok!?"

"Ha ha, yeah Paint, your right, IT BETTER NOT FRICKING HAPPEN AGAIN!" Blue screamed, saying things that were actually intelligible again. "Oh and I cannot guarantee your consciousness though….sometimes I swear my hammer has a mind of its own." He smirked, while still looking angry, holding up his hammer and slinging it across his shoulder.

Scrub spoke up next from underneath Paint. "Listen, next time we'll do it to Green, or someone else, don't worry….I've learned my lesson to not mess with you, Blue." The latter snorted at that comment, while there was a prominent muffled 'HEY' from Green.

Ora, after quietly drinking up his second to last red potion, piped in, from his position at the top of the pile- still underneath Blue. "There will be NO killing at all….I don't care how mad you might be, but look, you're you again and that's all that matters! Now-" Blue pushed down on the pile harder with his elbow, causing Ora to stop mid-sentence. "Unnecessary, dude, unnecessary." This was the first time anyone had seen Ora's angry side, though thankfully he wasn't that much of an angry person, and whenever he gets angry, its mild, and wears off after a couple of minutes. Now Blue….well he's a different story- he's not necessarily a mean person, but he just has his own unique way of sharing kindness.

"I'm honestly surprised Red hasn't said anything yet." Dusk mused, uninterested on the whole situation, but too lazy to waste his effort in shoving the other boys off of him, just in case something bad happened abruptly. Or maybe it was just laziness….

"Oh, well that would be because Scrub over here bashed him in the head with his shield, while Red was drinking a potion…mine and his last one might I add. He probably would have been able to drink it all, and not get knocked out by Scrub's shield if it wasn't for the fact that he was crying. Look what you caused Blue, and Scrub….look what you caused." Vio called out, talking for the first time since the pile up had occurred. Honestly the only way it did occur was the fact that Blue had been like a destruction tornado, and had managed to hit every single one of them with his hammer and his sword. No one had been knocked out, but they all fell off their feet. It was all confusion after that, and the next thing anyone knew, Blue was screeching at them from the top of the dog-pile that they all suddenly found themselves in.

"It's not like I tried to shield bash him, I fell because of Blue!" Scrub whined, which earned moans from the others- except for the boy dressed completely in blue.

"In case you haven't realized Scrub, but all of this right now is Blue's fault." Vio pointed out helpfully, and although no one could really see his face, they could all detect an eye roll in his words.

"HEY! Vio, care to remind me who caused me to be this angry in the first place!?" Blue yelled, after having listened to the banter beneath him.

"I'm surrounded by imbeciles…." Vio muttered under his breath, though he was aware that the others piled around him could hear him just fine. "Remember, I wasn't there when this whole Zora-thing happened, and you could have reacted a whole lot more civil about it." He voiced out loud.

"…..Fine. But, I still have a few things on my mind that I would like to scream at you….so if you all don't mind, the pile is staying." Blue stated. "Shut up Paint, I don't care if you do mind." He said curtly. There was a breath of air, belonging to Paint, as he was about to voice that they did in fact mind.

"Man, your good…" Paint sighed, defeated, considering that anything any of them could do would not deter Blue away from his goal of punishing them.

"Hmmmmmmmmm…." Ora thought aloud.

"What's wrong Ora? Well, other than this whole situation…" Green asked, his voice muffled from the dirt, for Dusk and Green were at the complete bottom of the pile, so Green's face was stuck smacked up into the dirt- luckily for Dusk, his face was facing it at an angle, so he was resting the side of his face against the ground. Since he couldn't really do anything about it, Green just went along with it- ignoring his now numb nose, from it being smashed into the ground for so long.

"Oh, it's just were we next to a spring before Blue somehow dog-piled us?" Ora asked, considering his face was on the outskirts of the pile, he could see their surroundings.

"No, we were not next to any bodies of water." Paint answered.

"Well then why are we next to a spring now?….And we seem to be next to a forest as well." Ora stated. "Vio you're the super-smart one….you got anything?"

"Hmmm, I would assume the same thing that made us all appear in Paint's Hyrule, made us appear here, where ever here is. We probably didn't notice it because of Blue's destruction tornado, and confusion." Vio concluded. "Now Blue, you're not in the dog-pile, didn't you notice the scenery change?"

"Uh, well, I wasn't paying attention to the surroundings….But don't you put the blame on me!" Blue yelled, then cleared his throat to begin screaming again. "Ahhem…#((#(&%&$*$ )!YOU!#(%&^$( #*WHY!# !&** & (#(UGGHH!%**$)^*-" He yelled, but before he could get to the height of the argumental screaming, he stopped. He could have sworn he heard someone behind them.

They all heard a gasp and a yell. Yup, there were definitely people behind them.

"Hey! What's going on here!?" A burly yell caught the attention of every Link in the pile. Dusk flinched, though none of the others knew why. Blue turned around from his position on top of the green (and red and violet) pileup and looked at the man. Said man was had a large rounded gut, he was bald, and he had a blond mustache across his face.

The rotund man's narrowed eyes widened, while the men behind him dropped their swords in unison. The leading man then dropped his own as well. "Errr, ugh….come down here young man, and explain to me what you were doing screaming like that!" He yelled, not noticing that the pile of green (and red and violet) was actually made of people yet. None of the piled Links did so much as breath, trying to assess the situation, and Dusk for other reasons.

"But Mayor Bo, he….it looks like that is Link, but why does this boy look so young - not to mention the sudden color change." One of the men behind Mayor Bo- the leading large man – said in a not-so-hushed voice. Blue had already approached them by now, and was staring at the man who had voiced his thoughts aloud.

"Jaggle, I-" Bo started.

"HEY, I'm 13, and I wouldn't really classify that as being so much younger than a 17 year old… so watch it!" Blue shouted at the villager called Jaggle. All the men just stared dumbfounded at the 13-year-old, who was currently crossing his arms in a defiant way, rolling his eyes.

"Blue, that's not polite, I don't care if you're still just angry! You probably shouldn't talk to adults like that!" Green warned, his voice still muffled. "Oh, and this dirt happens to taste horrible, can you all move so I can stand up?" He addressed to the other Links. Immediately the pile shifted and Green responded again, his voice less muffled. "Thanks"

Hanch jumped back and landed onto Fado, while the other villagers looked frighteningly at the now moving pile of green, purple, and red that they hadn't realized was actually made up of people. Nothing else was said while the pile dispersed itself into 7 different people, which surprised the Ordonians even more. Two boys were still lying on the ground- a boy in red, who looked to be unconscious, and an older boy in green, looking extremely embarrassed, and agitated. The rest of them were standing up, and Blue reluctantly walked over to stand next to them, but he still had his hammer slung across his shoulder so he could use it if need be (or for pleasure).

Bo, and Scrub both opened their mouths to speak, but Dusk suddenly bolted upwards and shushed Scrub, which ultimately shut everyone else up as well. "Mayor Bo, can we take this over to my house, what we need right now is some rest, and this one over here-" Dusk pointed over to Blue, "-needs to calm down. How about I come over tomorrow morning and explain to you then?"

Bo just nodded dumbfounded, while Fado surprisingly spoke up. "I respect your wishes Link, but could you at least tell us what these boys' names are, and why you all suddenly showed up? I would also like to know why he was yelling so loudly…..it bothered the goats." Fado asked quickly.

Paint, Scrub, Ora, Green, and Blue all inhaled as is if they were all going to respond (which is understandable as they were all 'Links' though Vio wisely didn't attempt to speak) , but again Dusk gave them all a rigid glare and a wolf-like snarl that clearly stated 'shut the hell up!'

Dusk turned back to the villagers and responded quickly, going down the line of people pointing to all of them as he said their names. "This is Paint, Ora, Scrub, Green, Vio, Blue, and on the ground is Red. And yes those four are named after the colors they are wearing…..we all good here? Thanks." Dusk pushed by Bo, he seemed to be in a big rush to get out of there.

"Oi, I think you foooorrrrgooooot something there, didn't you!?" Blue and Paint asked simultaneously, huge smirks upon their faces. Dusk, almost completely giving in to the wolf instincts that he kept even in his hylian form, turned around quickly, and growled at them, giving them a warning glare, while standing up taller to look more intimidating. "Mr. Mayor Dude, he would like to be called Dusk as a nickname….that's what we all call him, and ignore his angry behavior, he secretly looooooooves it!" Blue stated matter-of-factly, staring at Dusk with maniacal glee in his eyes.

"Dusk really does love it, and It would brighten up his mood, if you call him that!...Oh look Red's up!" Paint paused noting that the red member was staggering to his feet.

"Uhgghh, Scrub, why'd you have to bash me with your shield? That's not really a nice thing to do." Red looked about to cry, while rubbing his sore temple.

"Red, it wasn't my fault, I fell over because of the whole Blue situation! And, I'm pretty sure Paint is the one who knocked me over when he fell on me!" Scrub defended himself.

"Oh, if it wasn't your fault then, I don't mind!" Red said happily, almost all traces of tears wiped completely off of his face. "Oooooo, there's people!" He straightened up and walked over to stand next to Green.

Dusk sighed, and walked forward again gesturing for the others to follow behind him, not looking behind him to check if they were following. Red, Vio, Green, Blue, Ora, and Paint took the hint and walked forwards, following behind their older companion. Scrub on the other hand, started behind them too, but stopped however when he reached Mayor Bo. He gestured for him to lean down so he could whisper in his ears, Bo looked uncomfortable, and confused, but complied anyways.

Now that the man was bent down to Scrub's level, the latter whispered faintly into his ears. "By the way Mr. Mayor, Dusk can turn into a wolf…..well anyways, see you later I guess!" He quickly sprinted away, pretending that he hadn't even let that grave secret slip in the first place. Bo was left there speechless for the fourth time that day, and he somehow looked even more uncomfortable…if that was even possible.

"So what did he say?" Hanch voiced the question on everyone else's minds. Mayor Bo waved his question off too quickly, and trudged over to the Ordon Spring to splash the sacred water on his face.


A big thanks over to Picu for following!

Okay i apologize that this chapter didn't really cover that much, but i had fun writing it, and i hope you had fun reading it too. I know it wasn't as funny as other chapters, but i found myself laughing a bit, and i thought 'are other people laughing at my words too?'
Anywho, see you all next time, with the next chapter!

~HylianHero