This is a bonus chapter for the Jacob ending universe.

The concept is Eric is filming the video for Jacob and Angela's wedding.

It's written the same way as The Funeral Tape and is in script format.


2016, JUNE 25

SATURDAY

7:05 AM

Eric: What's up, you beautiful people? My name is Eric Yorkie and I hope you're having a fantastic weekend! Today is a special day. My plane just got in last night and I'm in my hometown of always rainy Forks in Washington.

Laugh.

Eric: Well, hopefully today will be sunny this summer afternoon. As I said today's a special day. One of my childhood friends is getting married. Her name is Angela Weber. She used to appear on a lot of my old vlogs. She was the tall girl with the freckles. She's still tall and she still has freckles. And now she's getting married to her high school sweetheart. They are so cute, they will make your teeth hurt. Basically, Jake and Angie are tying the knot and we're all going to be along for the ride.

Pause.

Eric: Am I vlogging? Well, parts of it. Angie asked me to be the videographer and I owe her one too many over the years, you know? So, I'm more than happy to make sure she can relax and old Eric here will be to record the special event. Hopefully, nobody dies.

Awkward laugh. Pause.

Ryan: That's kinda morbid.

Eric: Yeah, yeah. It is. You never met my friends from Forks yet, have you? Aside from Jess.

Ryan: No, but Jess talks about them all the time that I feel like I know them. And I used to watch your old vlogs so I feel like I have a general idea of who they are.

Eric: Stereotypes, basically. You wanna try and guess what they're actually like.

Ryan: And have them hate me before they even meet me? I'm good. They can hate me when they see me in person and realize I'm insufferable.

Loud laugh.

Eric: I'll see you guys later. I have to get dressed as I have a big day ahead of me.


2016, JUNE 25

SATURDAY

8:15 AM

Eric: I'm going to La Push right now to Jacob Black's house. We're gonna start the wedding video with seeing them get ready and stuff like that. I'm gonna see what Jake is doing then I'm going to Angela's parents' house to check how she's doing. When we were kids, we used to go to La Push beach all the time. No matter how cold it was. We froze our balls off for surfing.

Ryan: Fuck, man. Why would you do that to yourselves?

Eric: Something to do. Sometimes, we went hiking or camping. But it's not like L.A. It's a small town. You had to find ways to entertain yourself.

Pause.

Eric: Here we are.

Knocking. Door opens.

Eric: Hi. I'm Eric. Is Jacob here?

Quill: Yeah. He's inside. Come in.

Eric: You don't mind if I film you? Is that okay?

Quill: No problem. Jake already told us you were coming. This way.

Pause.

Eric: So, have you and Jacob known each other along?

Quill: Yeah. We're actually cousins so we grew up together. He's like a brother to me.

Eric: Oh. Are you the best man?

Quill: No. That's-"

Claire: Quill! Could you help me with something?

Quill: Yes, Claire? Have you tried asking Emily or Sam?

Pause.

Quill: Sorry. That's Claire. She's thirteen and…yeah.

Embry: Claire has a little crush on Quill and he is not into it.

Quill: I am twenty-seven and I'm more than twice her age. My dating preferences are in my age range. She'll get over it.

Eric: It's nice to know you're not a creep. Where's the groom?

Jacob: Hi Eric. Please don't mind me starting to spiral. We forgot to get shoes for myself so now Sam is lending me his for the ceremony. Don't tell Angela. We both just forgot about shoes.

Eric: Hey, man. Don't sweat it. I heard planning a wedding can be stressful. And knowing Angie, she probably is freaking out a little. I wouldn't be surprised if Jess slips her some valium. And by the way, this is my boyfriend, Ryan,

Ryan: Hi.

Jacob: Hi, Ryan. Well, let's hope me having the wrong shoes is the least of our problems today.

Eric: Just for the people who may not know you, can you explain to the camera how you and Angela met?

Pause.

Jacob: Sure sure. I met Angela when I was sixteen and she was seventeen. She and her friends, you guys, used to come to La Push a lot on the weekends and one day I just saw her at the beach and wanted to get to know her. She also made this amazing soup and I wasn't gonna lose my chance with her.

Eric: Oh, I remember Angie's cooking! I'm surprised she didn't become a chef because she loves food so much.

Laughs.

Jacob: She does! Ever since she moved in with me a few years back, I have been a well-fed man. She loves soup in particular and our kitchen usually has some kind of soup brewing. It's pretty great.

Eric: She's a little bit older than you. When she left to go to college, what was that like?

Jacob: Hard. She was in Seattle and I was here going through my Senior Year of high school. I just missed her all the time. I mean, sure, it's easier to communicate now with phones and social media but it's not the same as having her there with me. We had to just make our schedules work and we saw each other as much as we could. And it worked out cause here we are ten years later and we haven't killed each other yet.

More laughing.

Eric: How did you propose?

Jacob: I asked her in the middle of dinner. I was going to plan something romantic. Take her somewhere nice. Put it in a cupcake or something. But we were having dinner and she made pasta that I swore I heard angels singing when I took a bite and I just blurted it out. I just went, "Will you marry me?" And she looked at me like I was crazy and asked, "Are you for real?" I realized I was being completely serious and I told her, "Yes. Please marry me. I love you." And she said yes.

Laughing.

Eric: They do say food is an aphrodisiac. And it's kinda nice to know Angie's cooking landed her a marriage proposal.

Pause.

Eric: Is there anything you wished you included or thought about more before the ceremony?

Jacob: Anything I missed or wanted instead?

Eric: Yeah.

Jacob: My dad passed away three years ago and I miss him every day. I wish he could be here because he loved Angela and I just know he would've been happy for us. But hey, that's life. You just have to roll with the punches.

Ryan: C'est la vie.

Eric: Yep. C'est la fucking vie.


2016, JUNE 25

SATURDAY

9:20 AM

Eric: We're at the Weber house at the moment. Angela is nearly done getting ready by the battalion of people making sure she looks amazing. Lauren, the maid-of-honor, is on the war path and will behead you if you even try to mess anything up with the ceremony. Jessica is on her way to getting hammered as she has been guzzling that champagne like it's water.

Jessica: Fuck off, Eric.

Eric: You've drank like half the bottle, Jess. We need to talk about your burgeoning alcoholism.

Jessica: I am not an alcoholic.

Pause.

Eric: This bottle is empty. Did you drink this all by yourself?

Jessica: No! Lauren helped.

Eric: Lauren hasn't sat still for the past half hour. I saw her reprimanding the twins a few seconds ago.

Jessica: Fine. I drank it all by myself. I mean, I don't need to be sober for this. Lauren has to take care of Angela and I can just be sad and pathetic in the background.

Eric: Is this because of Riley?

Jessica: Eric, I told you not to mention He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.

Eric: Your ex isn't Voldemort.

Jessica: He might as well be. His hairline was beginning to recede.

Eric: Is this also because of Mike?

Jessica: What? Who? Mr. I-Can't-Work-A-Condom and now has an adorable, little daughter he dotes on. And never mind, he said he never wanted kids.

Eric: Yeah, when we were eighteen. People change.

Jessica: No. They don't. Now if you excuse me I'm not that drunk yet.

Pause.

Eric: Let's go check on Angela. Oh, Angie. You look beautiful!

Angela: Thank you, Eric. My dad said I look like Aragon's girlfriend.

Eric: Liv Tyler? Yeah, I totally see it with that dress. Jacob won't know what hit him.

Angela: How is he doing?

Eric: Everything's fine. The groom's side is all fine. Nothing went wrong. Everything is cool. Did you know Quill has a thirteen year old admirer?

Angela: Claire Young? She's sweet but too young for Quill. He likes girls that aren't underage and he likes smart girls.

Eric: Smart girls? We have a sad, smart girl in our friend group. She may also have a slight drinking problem but we can wean her off it.

Angela: Believe me. I have been meaning to introduce Quill and Jess together for years. Jess never leaves Silicon Valley if she can help it and everything always seems to come up with Quill preventing him from being even in the same room as her whenever I do get Jess into town. I'm about ready to give up on them,

Eric: How about you let old Eric here try matchmaking for once?

Angela: Eric, are you sure that's a good idea?

Eric: Um, yes. Just let me do the work and you go be the radiant bride that you are.

Laughs.

Angela: Thanks, Eric.


2016, JUNE 25

SATURDAY

12:18 PM

EXCERPT FROM JACOB AND ANGELA BLACK'S WEDDING

LAUREN'S MAID-OF-HONOR SPEECH

Lauren: Good afternoon, everyone. I'm Lauren Mallory and I'm the maid-of-honor. Originally, Angela wanted me to share the position with Jessica but I pointed out Jess could hardly do her duties from across the country so Angela had to settle for just me.

Laughter.

Lauren: Let me tell you about Angela Weber. I met her in the middle school and I was the new girl in town. I had trouble making friends until one day Angela comes up to me and asks me to sit with her and her friends for lunch. I could tell nobody at that table was happy she invited me but I went because I needed friends. It turned out to be the best decision because Angela became my best friend and everyone at that table became my friends throughout high school. So when I think of Angela I remember that little girl who was kind enough to invite someone over because she didn't like seeing that girl eat all alone. Anyone who knows Angela would tell you that she has a big heart and she's kind, patient, and smart. And they're right. She's all those things.

Pause.

Lauren: But she's also very human. I wanted to protect her as we grew up because at times she could be too nice. I wanted to protect her from people who would take advantage of her kindness. I did my best, maybe a little too well. I just knew that when Angela fell in love, it should be with somebody that deserved her. Somebody that would protect her gentle heart and treasure it, somebody that would make her laugh when she worried too much or distracted her when she got too much in her head. And most importantly, somebody taller than her.

Laughter.

Lauren: She is the world's most polite Amazon. And I was right about the right guy coming alone because he had to be the world's tallest sixteen-year-old. If there is anything I am sure of, is that the children of these two will be giants who will take over the world. I'm terrified for all of us but also know that with Angela as a mother, they will be very polite. And that is the only saving grace I could think of for this dystopian future.

Loud laughing.

Lauren: Jokes aside, I do know after all these years that Jacob deserves Angela. He treats her like the queen that she is. I witnessed their love story unfold for over a decade. It wasn't a fairytale. They worked hard to be where they are now. And they deserve this moment and all the good things that are coming their way.

Raise champagne glass.

Lauren: I'm gonna end this by saying – thank you, Jacob, for loving my best friend. Thank you for bringing exciting magic in her life, no matter how crazy it got. And Weber, stop crying. You'll ruin your mascara. To the bride and groom!


2016, JUNE 25

SATURDAY

12:30 AM

EXCERPT FROM JACOB AND ANGELA BLACK'S WEDDING

SETH'S BEST MAN SPEECH

Seth: Hi. I'm Seth Clearwater. Most of you know me as that annoying kid that chased Jake and Angela around. Years later, I'm no longer a kid but according to Jake, I'm still as annoying.

Laughter.

Seth: Am I a little bit surprised that Jake chose me as his best man? Sort of. I thought he was gonna pic Embry or Quill but instead he chose me. I was flattered. I was terrified. And I went to Angela and said Jake made a mistake. Cause it's me. Growing up, I constantly messed up, and Jake and Angie always had my back. They helped pick me up from the ground and gave me advice. I was sure Jake had made a mistake. Then Angie said to me, "You're our first kid. You will do great." And I knew at that moment, it was going to be okay.

Pause.

Seth: My dad passed away and I was only thirteen. I didn't know what to do with myself. And here's Jake and Angela just deciding that I was theirs. They took care of me. When I say that they matter a lot to me, I mean it. Jake gets annoyed with me but he always does everything to push me to be better. Angie always knows what to say to make things better. And that's how I know they'll be the best parents to their future kids because if they could make it work with this disaster of a kid, they can do anything.

Pause. Smile. Raises champagne glass.

Seth: It's been over a decade since these two started their journey together. They're different people now and they're better for it. I've had the privilege of witnessing what real love can do for a person and how it can change you in the most profound ways. They support each other and help the other person grow. They stick with each other through thick and thin. And if ever I would be so lucky to have a love like that, well, I should be so lucky. To the bride and groom!


2016, JUNE 25

SATURDAY

EXCERPT FROM JACOB AND ANGELA BLACK'S WEDDING

Montage of people dancing to The Weeknd's I Can't Feel My Face.

Just dancing. So much dancing.

Cringe-y dancing,

Angela and Jacob dancing and looking lovingly into each other's eyes.

Seth nearly topples over a table of desserts.

Quill actively avoids being near Claire as she tries to keep his attention.

Mike and Tyler mouth the lyrics to the camera.

Sam rubs Emily's feet as she tries to eat cake despite her massive pregnant belly.

Leah dances with Rachel Lahote while her husband, Paul, is having a dance battle with Jared. Kim records everything on her phone.

Embry twirls Lauren as she suppresses a smile.

Eric and Ryan slow dance to the song.

Jessica drinking more champagne. She turns around and has eye contact with Quill. He drops to his knees. She rushes over and asks if he's okay. He smiles.

Back to the bride and groom who are still lost in their own world.


2016, JUNE 26

SUNDAY

2:15 AM

Eric: Ryan and I just got back to our hotel room. The party would not stop. And afterwards, we just hung out at Lauren's place with Mike and Tyler. Jessica had disappeared. Ryan thinks she's hooking up with a groomsman.

Ryan: I think it's one of Jacob's friends. The single one.

Eric: Don't remember his name, really. Good for Jess if that's true. Jake and Angie are on their honeymoon at the moment and, when I upload this and you can finally watch it, congrats again, guys! Enjoy your honeymoon. I hope you guys have the best time. Jake, don't sweat it. Nothing can get worse than when Angie got food poisoning in Greece during her and Mike's Euro trip after high school. And sorry, Angie, for reminding you of that again.

Pause.

Eric: You know, I never talk about it much. But the first person I came out to was Angie. I just knew she would accept me no matter what and she did. She's always supported me no matter what. Whether it's starting this channel or finally taking the leap and dating Ryan. Angie's always been there for me. So when she asked me to help her with her special day, I didn't hesitate. And it was…it was so much fun to see everyone again and catching up. And it reminded me of simpler times when we were just kids and our entire world was Forks.

Pause. Soft laughter.

Eric: Existential crisis aside, thanks for inviting me to the wedding. I love you, Angie.