Hello fellow Hylians! (Fan-name for Zelda fans...clever huh? even though I didn't make it up :T) Uhh, yeah this was uploaded a little late...heh heh, sorry. Even with Thanksgiving break to work on it...I got a little...distracted? Oh and Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
If I owned LoZ, then Vaati would be in Hyrule Warriors, and their would be a 3ds remake/remaster of Minish Cap. I just really love Vaati ok. (Is it bad that one of the biggest reasons I want Vaati in Hyrule Warriors is cuz I want to see him in HD, and a 3d model? Cuz I seriously do...PLZ NINTENDO!)
*Knock* *Knock* A calm quiet rap on the quaint wooden door, was heard throughout the small village of Ordon, all of the village's inhabitants busy at work.
*Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock kno-* The next barrage of raps were vicious and impatient, but got cut off when the arm repetitively slapping against the wood got yanked away.
"Blue really? Calm yourself down a little, we've only been standing here for like, what half a minute?!"
Blue adopted a face of exasperation, staring up at the person that had so rudely ripped him from his bodily rant. "Hey, I'll have you know Spirit, that I happen to be really impatient."
"Oh, so very true that is." Vio sighed, rolling his eyes warm heartedly, with a smile.
"I can second that!" Green voiced, glaring at his blue counterpart. Oooo the daggers were flying.
"Yup, but Green is too!" Red exclaimed, then promptly getting a noogie from said boy. It ended with Red giggling uncontrollably, and Green falling over backwards into Blue, thus causing Blue to tackle Green, giving him and Red dual noogies.
"Me too!" Rallen shouted with glee.
"And don't you guys forget about little ol' me! Seriously though, I mean it. DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME!" Myth yelled.
"A-Are you going to join in Vio?" Time asked the violet clothed boy, sincerely wondering if he was going to join in on the brotherly tussle on the grass. He was also trying to pass the time…Sweet Farore, the mayor sure was taking his sweet ol' time getting to the door.
"Does it really matter if he joins in that or not? I meant it's not our business." Scrub asked himself, crossing his arms.
"Well….I guess not, but come on, you can't sit there and tell me you're not even a little curious!" Time argued back. "If I'm curious, then you have to be too then. Right?"
"I'm not sitting. And don't think about things like that, or your brain will explode…..take this as an early lesson on how to deal with your next adventure." Scrub explained, shuddering at the thought of his younger self going through what he did a month ago, but in reality it hadn't even been a week… gosh darn time travel, and it's gosh darn confusion, and consequences! "Good luck…..you're gonna need it!"
Time thought about it for a moment before coming up with a counter argument, one that probably shouldn't have taken so long to think up, since it lacked in almost everything. "But your brain didn't explode with you thinking about the situation!" The adult Hero of Time shouted, shoving his gloved finger up into his older-but-younger self's face. "It didn't actually explode did it?" he then asked in a small voice, shying his head away, due to the look of shame rolling off of his other self.
"No…..Din, was I really this thick headed, and childlike? Wow, I guess I really can't blame Mido after all…even though he made my life feel like absolute horse shit."
"Why necessarily horse shit, why not cucoo, or even wolf poo?" Myth complained, leaning in to hear the two Heroes of Time argue with themselves. This received three irritated "HEY"'s from Time, Scrub, and Dusk. Dusk since he technically is a wolf, and didn't appreciate the wolf comment, that Myth had completely said on purpose. And Time and Scrub since Mido really did made their lives feel pointless, and the fact that Myth was listening to their life arguments….it's private business, ya know?! Well it would be if they both weren't talking so loud -still, its private stuff…kind of. "Oh, and yes, yes you are thick headed and childlike…..or were." Myth continued, though it was heard by deaf ears, as no one was listening. "HEY LISTEN, DO NOT IGNORE ME!"
"And now he sounds like Navi. Great, now my impression of him is even worse." Time complained.
"Look, don't you go hating on Navi, ok?!" Scrub abruptly yelled. "Wait…..I know she was annoying in all, but please Time, do not take her for granted…..and please refrain yourself from yelling back at her, like I know you did/will do." He continued, though it felt weird to address his other self as 'Time'.
"If something happened- ugh don't tell me, but ok I'll try to withstand the Navi-ness….But seriously though! It's really irritating! And she only yells at me things I ALREADY KNOW!" Time whined….not quite what Scrub was hoping for, but close enough to count. "I don't actually know where she is right now though…..I think she's back in Kokiri Forest."
"Things just got serious here." Kailon and commented, breaking the awkward silence that had reigned for a short while.
The Hero of Seasons then attempted to change the subject. "Alright…... so uhh, if memory serves me right….Green, didn't you say that the floor wasn't going to cut if for having a good night's sleep?" Ora asked the brotherly fighting pile of boys on the ground. They sure did enjoy lying in a heap on the floor huh? "Weren't you all sleeping on the floor last night?"
"Give us a break, or really give me a break! I know that Green said that, but you slept on the floor both times right? It was uncomfortable yes? Last night we were too tired to argue with it -and at Paint's house I got forcibly turned into a Zora without my consent, so give me some slack here!" Blue then got smack in the back of the head by Green. "Really?! Well, you know what comes next Green!" He then dove over Red's head and slammed himself into Vio and Green.
Blue, Red, and Green, were still tackling and dishing out noogies to each other, and showed no signs of stopping any time soon…..that is if the darned Mayor would get his butt out here. Vio had joined in after Blue shoved him to the ground. He was on the ground laughing, but wasn't dishing out meaningless fist-to-head hand motions, as he like to call the art that is the noogie.
"I'm really sorry I asked…" Ora apologized profusely. He honestly didn't remember where he slept over in Paint's Hyrule….he was pretty sure it was the floor, but he couldn't help but think that he may have been forgotten about by the magical hand -named The Author- that caused them all to do things. He remembered talking….but not where or how he slept then. At least the hand remembers me now. Wait….I may have just broken things…. Thought the now frightened Ora.
Paint was standing next to Kailon, studying him, while Kailon was glancing away, and staring at everything else around them, pointless or not. Ravio had put his torn hood back onto his head, praying that wouldn't fall off, and was standing next to Paint, even though the New Hero of Hyrule and Lorule was hardly paying attention to him, and was constantly sticking his hand into his wallet, scared that the merchant was going to somehow take all of his money….again. Rallen was conversing with Myth, who by enough persuasion left Time and Scrub alone….for now. Sylin was hanging by Ora. Scrub was still arguing with himself. Sky was leaning on Dusk, currently sleeping. Spirit was poking Ezlo curiously, and Tiny was ignoring the annoyed movement on his head, and was standing near Scrub, though completely ignoring the conversation. Wind was standing next to World, trying to get to know all of his counterparts….one person, that looked like him, at a time.
The night before, when the group of boys and Midna had reached Dusk's house, they all immediately fell asleep, as expected. Ravio had yanked his torn hood out of his rupee sack as soon as he noticed Paint laying in the far corner- his rupee pouch is a nice storage space perfect for holding millions of rupees….seriously, and it was proving this claim correct, for Ravio's rupee bag was currently containing 2,000,016 of the precious gems. When morning steadily came up to greet the world….the boys were still sleeping. When they had finally awoken, Blue, Vio, Red, Green, Paint, Ora, and Scrub freaked out considering there were way more of themselves than when they first fell asleep. Scrub especially since he saw his himself from 7 -now 6 (since almost a year had past when he fell into Termina)- years in the future, again. Introductions came next, some more complex and dramatic than others. Blame Myth, Rallen, Spirit, Blue, Red, and Paint for that.
Dusk then requested that they all stay at his house while he go speak with the mayor of Ordon, to explain the situation to him fully. The previous day he had been too embarrassed to even stand in front of his fellow villagers, yet after fighting his conscious in a brutal and bloody fight, he figured 'meh, what the heck…it's not like I can just will my counterparts away, might as well enjoy the villagers' confused and astounded faces!' So naturally the plan of having the rest of the Links stay put failed spectacularly. They all tagged along, and went with Dusk to the mayor's house.
Rallen had changed out of the Light Armor and into something more reasonable…but not by much. He had chosen to wear a questionable outfit that made them all feel uncomfortable….something called the Cheer Outfit. Rallen's choice of outfits were….unique to say the least. It was pink and had a skirt and short shirt that left Rallen's belly-button showing. Not only that, but he somehow had a long ponytail made out of his violently red hair with a big red bow. And to top it all off, he had two red pom-poms sticking out of his pouch.
After a while of waiting, and messing around, Myth stepped ahead and rammed his fist into the door to the mayor's house, with about as much force as Blue had forced upon it earlier, though he stopped himself after five good raps. "Dude I just have to ask…..what are you wearing?! And WHY?" Wind broke, and decided that asking was in fact a reasonable action. He had been contemplating on whether or not to comment, or if someone was going to beat him to it.
"Seriously, what's so wrong with it?" Kailon asked looking at the group that had agreed to what Wind had said.
"Yeah, I don't see a problem with it." Sylin agreed defending his fellow Tri Force Hero.
"You guys have magic right? Well in case you haven't realized, you now have double the amount, and it drains slower." Rallen exclaimed. "You have me and this Cheer Outfit to thank for that!"
"Me and Sylin have the same outfit too, but in our colors…..Again is there anything wrong with that?" Kailon declared crossing his arms, glaring incredulously at the rest of the group. "I bet you guys would wear it too…"
"Nope, and nope!" Paint stated loudly, looking slightly disgusted. "I would never wear anything like that, or any of the other pieces of clothing you guys have shown off! Why would I do that to myself?!" The New Hero of Hyrule and Lorule continued with his rant, causing Kailon, Rallen, Sylin, Midna (from Dusk's shadow), World, Ravio, and Spirit to start laughing practically hysterically. "What's so funny? I'm serious here!" Paint asked exasperated.
Paint looked around at the laughing boys, and pleaded for an answer. "It's ironic that's all." Ravio explained. "More than just ironic!"
"'Ironic'? H-How?" Paint looked about to continue the subject further, when another thought came to him. "Fine don't tell me…. But hey Ravio…not to be rude- but honestly after all the money you've stolen from me, I guess I shouldn't really care if I am rude -why are you here? It's just that all of us are named Link, are heroes, and have a connection of some kind. All you are –as far as I'm concerned- is a merchant, and a cowardly traveler." Paint exclaimed, looking straight into the fake eyes on the hood that Ravio wore. "Oh, no offense I guess…..that might have come out a lot hasher than it should have been." Paint continued, though without much emotion- other than confusion -on his face.
The Lorulian sighed, and turned around to face World, Kailon, and Spirit, silently asking if he should take the hood off now and show Paint his face, or wait until a later time. World nodded, and Spirit shrugged, while Kailon just looked blankly ahead, probably reliving the final moments of his first adventure to save the land he no longer lives in…..Hyrule -well he saved Lorule too, but that's beside the point right now.
The Lorulian was ready…..sort of. Half-ready? Ok, being completely honest, not ready at all. Maybe a sliver? Yes…-wait- no. Not even a sliver. "Oh, alright I guess. I umm, am like, err,-" Ravio stuttered, incomprehensible. Okay, second try…"I c-come from-" Ravio never got to finish his scrambled sentences, for an abomination of a sound came hurdling at all of their ears, very loud, and very unpleasant.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! MR. LINK!"
"Uhhh, Dusk, what was that?" Tiny asked, keeping a sharp eye out for whatever had made that hideous cry. Who knows, it could be prowling, ready to assault them, while they were all in suspense, and the voice obviously knew Link…no the other Link. No, not that one, this one. Not the sleeping one either, but so close, just one over to the right, and theeere. Yes…there you go. The voice knew Dusk.
Dusk looked peeved- probably having something to do with the scream that had assaulted their acute hearing. "Oh, you'll find out."
"Why does this seem familiar? Oh, I think I know what's happening…" Spirit contemplated. He could have sworn it was like he was back in New Hyrule, and the postman was running to the nearest postbox, just to hand Spirit a letter, only after forgetting that he shouldn't read it out loud anymore. Seriously who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to have the mail deliverer read the letters out loud to the recipient? Not very confidential, or professional. Spirit honestly didn't really care if they read it out loud or not, but Zelda had been adamant against it, and went into full detail about her plan to go to the head postman and have a talk about it, once she gets her body back that is. "Woah, Uh Zelda are you here? I haven't seen you in a while…" Spirit nervously asked looking down at his tunic, remembering that he hadn't seen or talked to his royal companion in a couple of days
The other Links just abruptly stopped their side conversations to stare at Spirit, with severely confused expressions. The only one that could possibly explain it- other than Spirit himself –was Sky…..but he was somehow still sleeping. "Uh, dude, I just have ask…..do you have something to explain here? Saying that you know a Zelda…why would she be, uh, down….?" Kailon wondered, not very comfortable.
"Yeah don't finish that sentence please." World commented rather quickly.
Spirit looked up, but not at any of the boys- just at the sky. "Oh good, Zel you are here. Sorry, I may have forgotten you were here." He then looked as he were listening to someone talk to him. "Oh, thanks for forgiving me princess. Though you could have told me you were in your orb form, and you know, still here…" Whatever it was he was talking to made him jump up. "Yes I know it was my fault for not asking or talking to you… Jeez, I'm sorry Zel, forgive me again! And please don't yell at me. It's not something I appreciate." Spirit pleaded to his invisible companion. "No, I'm good, please do not give me something to appreciate." After this was said, he looked as if listening to the sky again, and shrugged. Then he adverted his gaze from the empty space of air, and directed to the confused boys ahead of him.
"Oh, that was Princess Zelda, she-" Spirit was starting to explain his odd company, but he got interrupted by the loud obnoxious yell-scream hurdled towards them again.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!" This time, the sound was accompanied by a person bolting at them at speeds so fast, a cheetah would be envious. The guy was average height, wore all white- short sleeved shirt, and shorts-, and a red hat that depicted a bunny head on it. Attached to his shorts was a red flag that read: POSTAL SERVICE. The odd looking man skidded to a halt in front of the mass of Links standing in front of the mayor's house.
"A letter for Mr. Link! Two in fact!" The postman somehow picked out the correct Link, and passed the letters over to Dusk without even being phased by the other people. Dusk bent forward to reach for it, causing Sky to fall on the ground….but at least he was now awake. "Well, my business here is concluded. Onward to mail!" With that, the postman laughed, and sprinted away again, out of sight in a matter of 3 seconds.
"What?" Sky mumbled, laying on his back on the sandy hill they were all situated on. "Was any of that?"
"Dude, you're too sleepy all the time." Scrub decided. "You put us all to shame- I mean, none of us, even Paint, can sleep that much. Not to mention, even when you are awake you still look like you could technically be still sleeping." Scrub explained, gaining a shrug from Sky.
Dusk read who the letters were from, ignoring the other conversations around him. After reading the second one's sender, Dusk dropped the first one, and opened the second one immediately.
"Ooooooooo, who's it from?" Midna asked as she appeared out of Dusk's shadow, scaring the living daylights out of Wind who still happened to be standing next to World, who was in turn standing next to Dusk. World, being World, wasn't even frightened in the slightest. And Wind being Wind, yelped, and jumped up, ironically landing into World's arms, who then blushed, and dropped the 12 year-old he was supporting, causing Wind to fall onto the ground and roll onto Sky. Sky then got up, and helped the other boy to his feet. Midna, throughout the whole Wind getting thrown around thing, had watched and unbeknownst to anyone else, slipped into the comforting shade of the Hero of Winds shadow. The Twili was planning to pop out later, and scare the 12 year old again, since it appeared it didn't take much effort to do it.
"This letter is from Telma. It's pretty urgent too." Dusk informed the group, most were listening, and others were busy with other things at the moment. I.E. Spirit talking to Zelda in her spirit from. Wind still panting, and trying to figure out what the crud just happened. And Myth who appeared to be zoning out at the moment. "Here I'll read it out loud:
'Dear Link,
Me and the Resistance have some pretty big news to share with you. There's been more trouble than usual in a place I'm sure you've visited before. Come to my bar quickly sweetie, you hear?
-Telma. 3'
We should probably head over there now…..hope you guys don't mind long trips on foot." Dusk sighed, knowing that he was bound to get a whole lot of complaints from his counterparts. Though he couldn't really blame them; if he were the one in someone else's Hyrule, and they had to make a long trip on foot, he would make sure to complain a lot. Probably just Midna rubbed off on him. He could have sworn he was a lot kinder, and less sarcastic before he met her…..but meh, whatevs.
The group then started to walk forward, towards the exit of the small village of Ordon, all the while questioning more dumb things, that they would honestly be completely fine without knowing the long and complicated answers.
Just about at the point when the last Link left the area directly in front of the mayor's abode, Mayor Bo finally decided to make an appearance. "Yes?" Bo called as he opened the door. "Wha….there's more…?!" He exclaimed, noticing the cluster of Links heading in the opposite direction.
Dusk heard his mayor's severe confusion from the complete other side of the village, thanks to his wolf-like hearing abilities. "Mayor Bo, I'll come back later….probably." The Hero of Twilight called over his shoulder, not once looking behind him.
Back in the dusty cellars of an impenetrable magic prison, that can be escaped in no shape, how or why, our favorite and best buddies, the villains, were currently playing a semi-loud and semi- quiet game of Telephone. How can it be both semi-loud, and semi-quite you ask? Well, when it was their turn they would try to whisper, and when it wasn't their turn, they would yell and insult each other per usual.
The masterminds- ok maybe not so much on the 'master mind' part, but smart enough to gain the power they own….so I'm gonna count it… so no arguments. :Y- were currently passing whispered phrases and words around to the cellmate next to theirs in order to get a message passed to the first person. The goal of playing such an infernal game, and pointless waste of time, was for well, passing the time, since most of them had tried- and failed- to blast a hole into the side of the dump they found themselves in in order to escape. Too bad all three of the three Golden Goddesses decided to magic/destructive proof the entire blasted containment dump. So far most of them had tried the following in order to escape:
Destructiveness,
Magic,
Wind,
Magic Wind,
Negotiation,
Persuasion,
Fire/lightning/psychedelic purple and orange magic whip things (Majora exclusively),
Turning the walls into a nice shade of twilight, just to spice up the place, 'quote on quote.' (Zant exclusively),
Destructiveness,
Petrifying part of the stone wall, thus turning it into more stone, (Malladus, and Bellum….wai?)
Dating offers,
Destructiveness, -Wait didn't I already say that…..twice? :T
The sharing of the dankest of the memes,
Multiple Bagels, (ZANT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!…Wait, you too, Onox?!)
Flamboyant gestures, of pure sexiness (Ghirahim obviously- who else)
Attempted possession (Veran exclusively),
And even the fist of a mighty god of pure evil (Demise exclusively, though most of the other Gannons would state that they are in fact gods, and are pure evil as well…..but I'm afraid that's not exactly the case.)
Unfortunately for our villains, none of the above worked out accordingly.
Though I guess you could either say this is a good thing, or a bad thing- depends on whose side you are on –there was a new inmate! Yay….cheers….woot, much excite... It was none other than Dark Link. Just the face that everyone in the other cells wanted to see. It wasn't exactly the same as the Hyllian Heroes face that they all despised, but it was close enough to the actual thing, that made the rest of the evil people/creatures/pig demons have to resist smashing his face in, like the pottery that seemed to appear everywhere.
Back to the game of Telephone, it was currently Agahnim's turn to whisper the sentence, 'Why would you hide meat in your chandelier?' into Vaati's ears through the bars of the cell. Vaati then turned to the other wall and sent what he thought he heard whispered to him with a tiny gust of wind. This little message carried by the wind was sent into the eardrums of Yuga/Gannon, who in turn passed the message onto OoT Gannondorf. OoT Gannon then passed the message as he heard it over to the darkness in the hero's heart, Dark Link. Unfortunately for the King of Thieves, he wasn't a quiet whisperer. Everyone, regardless of the yelling and insult battles going on in the background, stopped what they were doing, and turned to face OoT Gannondorf.
"Nice going, blabber mouth!" Zant accused from his cell where he was previously been gushing over a mental picture of the grass from the Twlight Realm. He was quite fond of grass, and missed seeing it. –Shhhh don't tell him that grass has a hard time growing in the Twilight Realm.
There was muffled growling, and grunts from the Gerudo King, who stared at the usurper Twili. There was also a crap ton of laughter and mocking from the listeners. "Why you!"
"Dude, you JUST GOOOOOOOT DUNKED ON!" Ghirahim and Dark Link chortled loudly, making wild hand motions. "By Zant no less. That's low."
Be glad that you were not within earshot of the group of villians, for there was a lot of yelling, and attempted murder, this time multiplied by tenfold.
In the midst of said chaos Onox muttered to Malladus. "So, wanna play Truth or Dare? Anyone?"
Yeah...this was fun to write :D! I also deeply apologize if this chapter is especially confusing and hard to follow...that'd be because I wrote everything that wandered into my mind, which is craziness and chaos all the time, so...GEEEEEEEEEEEET DUNKED ON!
Thanks a whole bunch to ejr1999, and Cheddar lord for following!
Review response to Guest user Rockster: Thank you so much for reminding me about Spirit Tracks Zelda...I may or may not have uh...completely forgotten about her...w-whoops? Ironically she is like the 5th character so far that I have forgotten about T-T. Oh, and I really like your idea, thanks for suggesting it- I WILL use it, and I think I know where and how...:D.
