Before I start this, heres a reminder: if I dont follow the 1-2 weeks rule, that doesnt mean its not coming. So please, and Im gonna be honest with you guys, stop asking when the next chapter is. I dont just cram these like last time, and I do have A life outside these fics.
Back in Royal Woods, the Loud sisters were inside their house, still in shock after what happened at Lynn's game. All of them, but Lisa and Lucy were inside Lori's room, with tears streaming down their faces.
"How could've this have happened?!" Leni cried.
"Our little bro and dad was supposed to attend my first show, dudes!" Luna said. "You really don't know what you got til' it's gone!"
"Now now, girls! We've got to stay strong!" Lori said, trying to hold back the tears in her eyes. "I don't know what just happened but people don't just vanish like that. Lincoln, Dad and every guy in town might not be gone. We should stop acting like they all literally died!"
Lucy then entered the room with a small casket. "Guys, for Lincoln's casket, can I put my voodoo doll of him as a substitute for his body?" she asked. Then all of the sisters started crying again. "Sigh." Lucy said.
"Now now, fellow siblings." Lisa said, walking into the room while dragging a giant drawing board on wheels. "I am currently trying to identify the cause behind all the males eradicating from the planet." She then drew a number on the board. "I have come up with approximately 522 possibilities on how it could've happened."
"So? Does this mean you found out what happened to Lincoln and Dad?" Luan asked.
"Negative, none of those explanations are plausible." Lisa said, looking down while turning the board around, revealing multiple Xs over different drawings and numbers.
"What? You're Ms. Science Pants, and you don't know why Lincoln and our dad disappeared?!" Lynn shouted.
"That's because every male on the planet disappearing isn't scientifically possible!" A completely frustrated Lisa snapped while pushing the board out of the way. "As hard as it may be to believe, whatever's happened was completely supernatural, which I'm completely
incapable of dealing with. Unless something else supernatural appears, our solution isn't automatically going to descend from the atmosphere!"
All of the sisters then jumped at the sound of something crashing from their roof. Out of nowhere, in front of their very eyes, they saw a giant blue robot the size of Lori inside her room, and on her shoulders were Ronnie Anne and Sid Chang. "You couldn't have used their door?!" Ronnie Anne asked, annoyed.
"Sorry, it's a bad habit." Jenny responded apologetically, until the three of them noticed all nine (or eight considering it was hard to tell with Lucy) of the sisters had their eyes wide open at her. "Hello?" Jenny awkwardly greeted.
"Holy Einstein." Lisa exclaimed.
"Oh um, hey guys." Ronnie Anne awkwardly waved while giving a small smile.
"So, you're Lincoln's sisters huh?" Sid asked.
"Sisters? You're all sisters?" Jenny asked. "Whoa, this family looks bigger than mine!" The girls then screamed in complete fear, and ran out of Lori's room.
"Guys wait!" Ronnie Anne shouted, jumping off Jenny and chasing after them, while Sid followed behind. She then stopped to turn to Jenny. "Sorry about this."
"It's fine. I'm...used to this where I'm from." Jenny responded, though she still looked somewhat upset at this. As Ronnie Anne and Sid followed the sisters, Jenny then felt someone touch her metal hand. "Um, hello?"
"My words, this metal must be more advanced than any other known metal on this planet!" Lisa said, looking at Jenny's hand through a magnifying glass.
"Um, okay?" Jenny responded, slightly bewildered.
"To my laboratory! I must study you!" Lisa exclaimed, dragging Jenny with her.
…
The sisters ran down the stairs, and then into the kitchen, heading into the basement. Both Ronnie Anne and Sid followed them into the kitchen, and tried to open the basement door, only to find it locked. All they could hear were the sounds of frightened chattering from outside the door.
"Guys, you need to calm down!" Ronnie Anne shouted. However, no response was heard from behind the door.
The door then swung open, striking the two in their faces. "OW!" Both Ronnie Anne and Sid shrieked, both rubbing their right eyes. Then, both Ronnie Anne and Sid were pulled into the basement.
Both of the two friends landed on the floor with a thud, as all of the sisters, dressed in bizarre looking armor, were giving them worried looks. "Are you girls okay?!" Lori asked.
"No!" Ronnie Anne snapped, rubbing her eye.
"It's okay! Both of you are like, safe in here with us!" Leni stated.
"That freaky metal robot won't hurt you two when we're here!" Lynn said.
"Hurt us? Jenny wasn't going to-"
"Alright, like what Lincoln would say, we literally need a plan, and fast!" Lori said, cutting off Sid.
"Let's just spray her with the hose from the yard!" Lola shouted.
"Let's pelt her with water balloons! Hops will make the ammo with his pee…or at least, he would've." Lana said sadly to herself.
"Guys, there's no need for any of this! Jenny's cool!" Ronnie Anne explained.
"Why do you keep calling it Jenny?" Lynn asked.
"Because, that's her name!" Sid said. "And she's not some evil alien, she's from Earth like us! Well, another Earth!"
The sisters stared at the two in confusion before Luna asked. "But why did she come here with you two dudes?"
"Because we brought her here!" Ronnie Anne responded.
"You did?!" The sisters shouted.
"Now if you just let us explain…"
"Actually it's you who has to explain, because you two have five seconds to explain why you literally brought that thing into our house!" Lori demanded.
"We only came here because we told her to find Lisa." Ronnie Anne explained.
"Lisa?!" Lori shouted. "Where is she?!"
Leni then gasped. "That robot thingy must've got her!"
"Forget the plan, I say we charge right at her!" Lynn shouted, as all the girls gave a cry as they ran upstairs while Ronnie Anne gave them an annoyed look.
"You okay?" Sid asked.
"Lincoln really wasn't kidding about them." Ronnie Anne stated.
The sisters ran back into Lori's room, only to find no one was in there. "Where did she go?!" Leni asked.
Following behind them was a frustrated Ronnie Anne with next to her a worried Sid. "Would you all just listen?!" Ronnie Anne shouted. "Jenny's not evil! She's lost friends too. She's going to bring Lincoln and everyone back!"
"She is?! Even Bobby too?" Lori asked.
"And our dad?" Luan added.
"And our pets?" Lana asked.
"Yes, everyone!" Ronnie Anne shouted. "Now chill out and stop acting so crazy over her!"
"Hold on, how do we know she's not the one who made Lincoln and the other boys in our family go away?" Lana asked, as Ronnie Anne looked like she was ready to snap.
"She isn't. In fact, we're not her target." Lisa's voice said, as she came from her room's door.
The sisters and the two friends walked towards the room, as they saw Jenny on a chair, with a helmet and wires attached to her body. "Is this how you normally treat house guests?" Jenny asked.
"I scanned her A.I., and took an oil sample." Lisa said, holding a beaker of oil.
"You took a sample of my oil?" Jenny asked, weirded out.
"Her main primary function is to defend the Earth from any villainous lifeforms, mostly from the infinite realm of space. Other details include her actual name is XJ9, she's built from a rare metal stronger than any known to Earth, programmed with every language and has a fondness for boy bands."
All of the sisters were confused by this. "I didn't understand any of that until you said she likes boy bands." Leni responded. "So she's totally cool with me!"
"So, that robot was never trying to literally kill us." Lori said.
"YES! THAT'S WHAT WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!" Jenny and both Ronnie Anne and Sid shouted at the same time.
Lori sighed. "When my little sister's right, she's right." As Jenny got out of the chair, Lori walked towards her, though she was still anxious. "So um, Jenny, we're sorry for…"
Suddenly, Jenny was pushed into a table by a huge splash of water. This was from both Lola and Lynn, who had the backyard's hose in their hands. "That'll teach her!" Lola exclaimed.
"Alright, this is getting really annoying!" Jenny complained, getting up the table, barely effected by the splash.
"Lynn, Lola! What are you two doing?!" Ronnie Anne shouted.
"Protecting our family, duh!" Lynn responded. The twos eyes widened as she saw Jenny was now angrily walking towards the two.
"She's still alive! Every girl for herself!" Lola shouted, as she dropped the hose and ran out of the room screaming.
Jenny walked up to Lynn and stared down at her. "Would you please stop trying to hurt me?" She asked
"Stay away from me!" Lynn shouted, as she raised her right hand and gave a quick kiai as she hit her hand on Jenny's right waist, giving a loud metal clunk. "OW!" she cried in pain.
"Caution Lynn, she's made from a rare metal that has the strength of…"
"I don't care!" Lynn shouted as she cut off Lisa. Lynn then raised her left hand and tried chopping Jenny's left waist. "OWW!" Lynn cried again. She saw both of her hands throbbing red.
"Seriously Lynn, would you just listen?!" Lori shouted.
"Eh, who needs hands?" Lynn told herself, as she then jumped in the air and hit Jenny's chest with her right foot. "OW!" she cried again, as she was now jumping in the air in pain on her left leg, which of course, she used to kick Jenny's chest again. Jenny had no reaction to this, as she had her arms crossed, completely bored and unimpressed by this.
"Are you done?" Jenny asked. Lynn, now standing on her knees, growled in response. She gave another kiai cry as she raised her head, about to headbutt Jenny. As Lynn was about to 'strike' the android, Jenny grabbed Lynn's forehead, as Lynn was waving her hands violently. Luna and Luan then grabbed Lynn's arms. She violently tried to resist, making it like trying to grab a very violent dog for her two sisters.
"Not to be rude, but is she usually this bad at listening?" Jenny asked.
"Trust us, it's never her strongsuit." Lori responded.
"Lynn, Jenny isn't here to hurt you or your sisters!" Ronnie Anne said, grabbing Lynn's arm.
"She isn't?" Lola asked, walking back into the room.
"Yeah, she's here because…why are you here?" Leni asked.
"I came here because Ronnie Anne and Sid told me Lisa here might have some sort of interdimensional portal generator that can take me back to my home universe!" Jenny said.
"A interdimensional portal generator?" Lisa asked. "That is quite a very implausible concept…."
Jenny slumped. "Aw man, now how am I going to get back to Tremorton?"
"You didn't let me finish." Lisa responded, as she was inside her closet. "It's a very implausible concept, or at least that was my first impression…before I constructed it." She rolled out of her closet a black machine with a round metal circle in the center, as underneath it were several metal steps. On the side of it was a control panel with a keyboard and computer screen. As Jenny was impressed by this, all of the sisters didn't know how to react to it.
"Whoa!" Jenny reacted. "You actually built it! I'd never thought anyone but my mom would build something like this!"
"What is it?" Lana asked.
"It's the machine that's gonna take Jenny back home!" Sid said in realisation.
"I never tested it, since a contraption such as this would perhaps lead to very catastrophic results. I had to keep it confidential." Lisa explained. "But for a very impressive feat like you, I believe it's time to try it out." Lisa grabbed the cable to the machine, and plugged into an outlet near a table.
"Whoa, it looks just like my mom's machine!" Jenny said.
"All I need, is the code for your specific universe." Lisa said.
"Leave this to me." Jenny told Lisa, walking to the keyboard. Jenny then typed in a code name for her specific universe. A spark then appeared in the middle of the circle. Finally, inside the circle popped out a green portal, as everyone's eyes lit up.
"Oh my gosh!" Lola shouted.
"This is cool!" Lana exclaimed.
"This is trippy, little sis!" Luna said.
"So, are there any other weird things you're keeping from us, Lisa?" Lori asked.
"Sorry, that is confidential information." Lisa stated.
"Kick this persons butt for us, Jenny!" Sid cheered.
"I don't know if my enemy's the guy." Jenny responded. "But I do believe she's at least affiliated with him!" She then turned to the girls. "Thanks for helping me, all of you." Jenny said, as she cracked her metal knuckles. "Now, I have some business to take care of."
However, as Jenny began walking on the first couple steps on the stairs, Ronnie Anne started to feel anxious at this. "What's wrong, Ronnie Anne?" Sid asked.
"Wait!" Ronnie Anne called out, as Jenny was about to put her right metal leg through the portal.
"What is it?" Jenny asked.
"I wanna help you." Ronnie Anne responded.
Jenny gave her a baffled look. "You?"
"I wanna find the person who did this to my family and my friends too!"
"I appreciate the offer, Ronnie Anne." Jenny said. "But I'm good. I can take care of Vexus myself."
"Well...what if you need back-up?" Ronnie Anne asked.
"From not just her, but me too!" Sid added.
"You're going with me too?"
"Of course I am! I would never pass on an adventure with my friend!" Sid stated. "Also I wanna know what other worlds are like."
"Don't you two have families?" Jenny asked.
"They can wait. Now you're not going without us." Ronnie Anne responded.
"You think you can make room for us too?" Luna asked.
"You guys want to come too?" Jenny asked.
"We won't let our little bro and dad bite the dust!" Luna said.
"We're coming too!" Luan said.
"This might be the weirdest day of my life, but since it involves both Lincoln and my dad, I'm in!" Lori said.
"I don't know what we're going in but I'm totes in." Leni added.
Lynn sighed at this. "Okay, I'll help you. But you better be serious about this, because if you're lying, I will turn you into a crushed soda can!"
Jenny stared at everyone in the room before chuckling. "Wow, I hardly know any of you, but already, you all remind me of both my sisters, and my best friends. Let's go kick some Cluster butt!"
The sisters, and the two friends cheered. "Wait, who are the Cluster?" Leni asked.
"Only one drawback: our mother is still at her workforce with Lily." Lisa said. "A few of us need to stay behind."
"Fine, how about the little ones stay here?" Lori asked.
"What?!" Lola barked.
"But we wanna go to another world too!" Lana said. "It sounds funner than a day at Dairyland!"
"The correct term is more fun." Lisa responded.
"Sigh. As if life wasn't unfair enough." Lucy added.
"Eh, better luck next time!" Lynn taunted.
Facing the portal was Jenny, Ronnie Anne, Sid, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan and Lynn. "Watch the portal for us, Lisa. We'll be back!" Ronnie Anne said.
"Well, here we go. On the count of three…one, two, three!" After Jenny, the girls jumped into the portal in the same order as above, while the siblings, besides Lisa, watched them completely annoyed.
"This stinks!" Lola moaned.
…
The eight girls arrived out of the portal which closed behind them. However, Jenny was completely confused seeing where they were. "Wait a minute, this isn't Tremorton!" Jenny said.
Little did the eight girls know, that in this universe, they were in the most crime-ridden city on Earth.
Next chapter will involve Avatar, and it may take until the end of the month. if it doesnt, then its still coming, so no next chapter questions.
