Yo. Wow, I haven't seen y'all in like, what, 2 and a half weeks? Uhhh, procrastination? How about wasting my time on Twitch and Discord? Attempting to draw, even though I suck at it, so basically spending 2 hours on something I throw in the trash anyway!...? Mindlessly playing Splatoon all day? (Man, Splatoon is addicting.) Yes, all of the above. As you can see, I have no life. :D?

HylianBagel = no own Legend of Zelda.
^^ Answer = sad HylianBagel.


CLEARING THINGS UP HERE, DON'T MIND ME!

[Hero of Time: (young) Scrub, (adult) Time.] - [Hero of the Minish: Tiny.] - [Hero of Twilight: Dusk.] - [Hero of Seasons: Ora (AKA Oracle).] - [Tri Force Heroes: (red) Rallen (blue) Sylin (green) Kailon.] - [Hylia's Chosen Hero/Hero of the Skys: Sky.] - [New Hero of Hyrule and Lorule: Paint.] - [Hero of Trains: Spirit.] - [Hero of Winds: Wind.] - [Hero of Hyrule/Hero of Worlds: World.] - [Hero of Legend: Myth.] - [Heroes of the Four Sword: (red) Red (blue) Blue (purple) Vio (green) Green.]
And, Ravio will be referred to as Lorulian sometimes, as he is from Lorule. Shadow…is well uh, a Shadow that's taken form in the Light World, so it won't be too hard to figure out when I'm referencing
him.

THANKS. I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS SOONER, INSTEAD OF HAVING YOU TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHICH LINK I AM TALKING ABOUT. AND, I SHOULD PROBABLY STOP YELLING, AND LET YOU READ THE CHAPTER. …MEH.


"Gha!" Wind shouted as the Darknut that was turning proceedingly more and more pink, prepared to swing its broad sword down on all of the Links. Ironically, the Miniblin that had taken a liking to Ravio and Sheerow had gotten so frightened about the prospect that his old cohort- the Darknut –was going to kill it as well, that it exploded into dark purple mist. It apparently was too much for its small and primitive mind.

While in the peak of the sword's swing, the Darknut stopped moving. Wait. Why'd it stop? It was in the middle of attacking just then. Wait, What?

It held the sword in the same position, about to be thrown down on the boys. Wind didn't know if was messing with them, or lulling them into a fake safety. The Hero of Winds tried to run away- and he pretty much assumed the other Links that possessed even a little bit of sense about them were trying as well -, and maybe see what in the Great Sea was wrong with the Darknut at a….safe distance away, but he still found that he was paralyzed by fear. Seriously was there a Redead behind the hunk of metal? No, Redeads are slow, surely they would have seen it sooner. Unless…maybe some new hybrid breed of Redead knight thingie was coming after them and it could run really fast?! Uh, that would be a terrifying concept indeed.

No, wait, that would be 76% probably sure maybe that just to be Wind's overactive imagination again. It was probably just the controlling and dark aura that all Darknuts have. ...Err hopefully. If it wasn't that, and it wasn't a Redead- hybrid or not -, then…well, who knows. Whatever it would have mayhaps been then, would plausibly perhaps been something wrong with all of them. That would certainly not be a favorable outcome of….anything for that matter.

The monster began shaking. It looked as if it was fighting itself from the inside, ….and losing to itself somehow. Eventually it grew still, and bright fiery orbs appeared in the visor of the helmet. Hmmmm they looked a bit like eyes….pink friendly eyes…. That's not normal I think? Maybe? ….*Sigh*…

"Uhh, three questions," Dusk started. "First off, anyone know why this rusting pile of metal is now a nice shade of magenta? I was pretty sure they didn't do that."

"No, I have no clue, but I would've gone with fuchsia actually. Shadow's hair is magenta, and that thing is definitely not magenta..." Sylin commented quietly, like he knew the topic better than anyone else in the vicinity. I'm not quite sure that that is a thing to gloat about…. But, I get it if you're from a place like the fashion-obsessed Hytopia…

Blue mentally face-palmed, since moving wasn't really a thing he could do at the moment. Mentally would just have to be enough. "Really guys? It's so clearly a rich shade of rose, with a hint of light mauve and tan. Jeez." Blue retorted, before immediately slapping his mouth shut. Crap, did he just legitimately say that out loud? ….Yup…well shit. Oh, that's gonna haunt him later. Everyone's eyes, including the bright pink irises of the apparently 'light mauve-tan-rose' Darknut, turned to stare at the blue garbed emotional 13 year-old teenager. Turns out, Blue is almost as emotional as Dusk. Who knew?

"Where did that come from?" Green sputtered, literally dumbfounded. Almost as dumfounded as when he found out that Blue literally could not fall asleep- like legitimately unable to fall asleep-unless his clothes were folded next to him. Blue had even been caught in the act of throwing his clothes into the pile that the rest of the Heroes of The Four Sword had put their tunics in, pretending to fall asleep with them, then taking his stuff back and folding it in a nice pile near his sleeping spot. In the morning, he would wake up earlier than the rest of them, mess up his clothes, and throw them back into the pile. That way, when the others finally got up, his clothes were crunched up like when they went to bed. Red had caught Blue in the act one time, after noticing that Blue's hat had folding creases on it. "Usually you describe everything having to do with colors as 'Puke Green', 'Blood-Clotted Red', '…..Ugly Violet, Because I Can't Think Of Anything Else To Describe How Much The Color Violet Irritates Me At This Moment In Time', and 'Fantabulous-Amazing Blue.'. Even when those aren't the colors in question…"

"Ok, as much as I 'hate' to interrupt your lovely and riveting conversation, how about instead of standing there like a bunch of morons, talking about freaking colors, y'all start heading over to the place you need to be? And look, you even have that pink rust-bucket over there as a body guard. How swell." Shadow questioned in a demeaning tone, from his place posing as World's shadow. "Oh don't look over at me stupidly, surely y'all knew that you could move once the 'threatening' pink royalty over there stopped fighting herself. Seriously, y'all are imbeciles."

Immediately every single Link moved forward in the same direction, from standing in a precarious and uncomfortable position. ….Which resulted in most of them walking into each other. And or falling over onto the ground due to the sudden realization that their muscles weren't holding their balancing positions by themselves. Only Rallen didn't seem to care, for he intentionally kept his awkward position intact, which was him holding his leg out while leaning forward on his other foot…..all the while holding one hand on his hip and the other sticking out backwards in the air. Why he was even in this position in the first place…I really can't even…..

"Hey Dusk?" Myth looked up from where he 'accidentally'- AKA COMPLETELY ON PURPOSE -walked into the Hero of Winds, and 'shoved' him- More like 'walked him into the ground' -over. Myth still wasn't the biggest fan of Wind….for earlier mishaps having to do with Myth's short, and confusing temperamental problems.

Dusk turned from dislodging Ezlo's beak from his face, since that apparently happened...again. "Uh, yeah? You should make it quick, there's still that weird Darknut there." After this was said, the Hero of Twilight chucked the minish cap back at Tiny, who barely caught the aerial hat-person. "AND FOR THE LOVE OF DIN, STOP IMPALING ME, EZLO. THIS IS LIKE, what, THE SIXTH TIME YOU'VE DONE THIS TO ME, SINCE WE MET?! DUDE, IF THAT'S NOT CONSIDERED A PROBLEM, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS."

Ezlo just looked blankly at the Hero of Twilight, a little unphased. "Actually Dusk, I usually impale Time. Anyways, Midna's right, you are moody. Calm down, I'll try to keep my 'beak' away from you…and Time…..for now on. Farore, that's no way to speak with your elders…..tsk, tsk." Ezlo retorted, as he was roughly placed back on the Hero of the Minish's head, by said person.

"What were your other 2 questions?" Myth continued, brushing his brown-blonde bangs out of his eyes. He…..ok actually almost all of the Links could use with a haircut. "I need to know, because, I was about to yell some of my own questions out loud. And as weird, and unpleasant as I am- and I take pride in it –I will not be redundant... on purpose. Redundancy is so redundant, that I hate it. It's right up there on the list with Koholint Island, the Windfish, Agahnim, Ganon, the Dark World and being a rabbit for a short time, Agahnim again, and Marin some of the time- wait, no, I still really like her, regardless of the fact that she isn't even real –errr, anyways, I hate redundancy! And I hate that I happen to be a redundant person most of the time!"

"Hold on, you were a rabbit for a short time? And who's Marin?" Time questioned. "Ooo, I bet you had a crush on her!"

"Yes! I actually did! Such a sweet-but-not-really-that-sweet girl that was dreamt up by a giant flying whale, and myself! Ahhhh…." The Hero of Legend rambled on. "Oh, and the hole rabbit thing from the Dark World, is a treat for later, if you're good enough, which will pro….b.. Eh, just later, ok?" He broke off. Time suspected it was because Myth was most likely thinking of the Island girl Marin. Myth was now staring at Dusk intently, unblinkingly, and expectantly.

Feeling uncomfortable underneath that…creepy gaze, Dusk replied quickly. "Uh, oh, r-right. The second question was- and still stands- why aren't we doing anything about the suddenly passive Darknut? And the last question had to do with a pineapple and a Deku Baba…..yeah, don't ask." Dusk answered Myth's question, and ignoring the redundant thing. Well, at least he now knew to keep his redundant thoughts in his head, in fear of aggravating the Hero of Legend. He didn't want to land on the bad list that Wind was on. Seriously, what did Wind even do? I don't remember exactly, and I don't think Myth even remembered what, himself.

"WHY CAN'T Y'ALL STAY ON TOPIC FOR ONCE?! REMEMBER WHAT I SAID EARLIER? ABOUT LEAVING?! …YEAH, LISTEN TO IT!" Shadow Link roared, forming himself out of the puddle that was World's shadow. World only now remembered that time his 'shadow'- more like a dark reflection of himself -had tried to murder him. The Hero of Hyrule spun around, and hid behind his already drawn shield. Shadow Link began to walk away, towards where they were walking originally. Well, someone's in a rush.

"What do you mean?" Oracle asked the shadow as he slowly got farther from the rest of them, leaving them with the silent, and immobile pink monster. "O-ok, I guess it obviously doesn't matter, as he kind of walked away... But, should we follow him? Or deal with th-" Ora questioned, but, he was ultimately cut-off by a semi-hysterical Link. Now, which one was it? T'was Spirit.

His eyes were wide, and he looked confused and spooked….and irritated with himself, for not noticing this thing earlier. Spirit had half unsheathed his sword at first, but now gripped it with an iron fist, pushing it back completely in its sheath. He still kept his hand on the hilt though.

"Before I criticize that Justin Bieber song, I have something else to address!" Spirit yelled, ripping his hand from the hilt of his sword, and brought it up to his face. (Author's Note: Just so you know, I'm referencing that line 2 paragraphs up. Tiny said the phrase 'What do you mean?'…..Yes, I have no life/taste in humor, and don't worry- I DO NOT like Justin Bieber at all.)

"What's a Justin Bieber?" Paint questioned, speaking for the rest of them. "And why does it seem like a thing I would despise? And have a feeling Red would like it? …..And Rallen too?"

"I don't actually know who, or what that is. Why'd I say that? Whatever, I have something else to address still!" Spirit answered confused, before turning back to the metal 'monster'. Immediately, he put back on a face of shock and spooked again, and covered up his regular 'I'm-quite-confusing-,-yet-I-think-I'm-happy-about-that!' face. "Ok, back to what matters…" He coughed awkwardly, before yelling loudly, with urgency that was literally not there, 2 seconds ago. "Z-ZELDA?!" The Hero of Trains exclaimed at the large magenta/mauve/rose/whatever-color-you-feel-like-choosing hunk of metal that was supposed to be a ruthless monster. Supposed. But at the moment, it was only finally taking its suspicious and playful eyes off of the rest of them, and eyeing Spirit. It didn't look bloodthirsty, ruthless, or mean. Ok, maybe it looked a bit mischievous and looked to enjoy teasing people sometimes, but it still didn't look mean in any way.

"I-I thought you could only possess Phantoms! How'd you do it to a Darknut?!" Spirit asked, approaching the figure he was talking to. The rest of the boys- most of them, at least –gasped as he came closer, not realizing that it was friendly. "T-That is you, r-right Princess?"

She turned to face him completely, and nodded her head yes. The royal spirit chuckled, and finally picked up and sheathed the sword she had dropped after taking over the Darknut. "Hahaha! Yup, it's me! And, I don't know how I did it, I just knew I had to do something when it was about to hit all of you. So I kind of flew at it, just like I did to that first Phantom in the Tower of Spirits, when it was about to get you, Link. …It was a lot harder to take control compared to a Phantom though!"

"So, wait. That's your Zelda?! I thought you were making up the fact that she was even here, or that you traveled with her!" Scrub confessed. "Oh, uh sorry p-princess, aaannnnd Spirit." The young Hero of Time bowed slightly towards the princess.

"Well, to be completely honest here, it was a little hard to believe, since none of us could even see or hear her before, and were going only by Spirit's word." Vio agreed.

"Naw, it's all good, right Zel?" The Hero of Trains responded, and Princess Zelda narrowed one eye, but nodded as well. At least she was finally getting attention from someone other than Spirit. He was beginning to seriously get on her nerves, with always forgetting she was even there. "Eh, and I probably wouldn't have believed any of you, if you claimed something like this." He shrugged.

Ravio chuckled, and passed the boomerang Paint had given to him back to the latter. "Hmmm, that reminds me of a time when Princess Hilda once got lost in the basement halls of her castle. After a while, I went to go look for her, and help her to get back upstairs. I found her, and we went to search for a way to return to the main entryway. She ended up having to help me though, since I, uhhh, don't do the best when it comes dark cramped spaces….or any situation having to do with someone else relying on me…...oh, and there were a lot of Moblins, ropes (Snake enemies), and dark-keese. I am severely not fond of all three of those monsters. Heh. Heh." The Lorulian laughed, relaying his memory.

Kailon shot up his attention towards Ravio, and Sheerow had a similar reaction. Paint had yet to know that Ravio was from Lorule, and who exactly he was yet. Oh…..well, crud…. It was still a semi-funny memory regardless.

"Uhh, Ravio?" Kailon timidly asked, pointing towards Paint, who was in fact staring at Ravio's hood. He looked confused, and in thought.

"Uhhh, Kailon, should I know why he knows the Princess of Lorule yet, or no? I'm assuming I do know eventually, right?" Paint asked his older-self. He then turned to face Ravio again. "Hmmm, Ravio, what're you hiding from me? Hey, you know, I've never seen you without your hood covering your face….That's rude…"

"Uhh, shoot. You're…..right though. I'll…er, hold on." Ravio sighed, slowly moving his hands to his hood and his scarf. Black strands of hair were completely visible by this point, and you could see the complete lower half of his face. "S-Should….I r-really?" He timidly turned to Spirit, Sky, and World, as they are the ones who he had shown back in Spirit's Hyrule. The Lorulian also looked to Kailon, as he already knew as well. He didn't dare look to Midna though, she still absolutely hated him…..for some reason.

"Should I be scared?" Paint asked, raising a finger up.

"Sure." Sky replied, shrugging.

"Thanks, that sure helps."

"Don't mention it."

"Ahhhem, anyway,…..Ravio?" Paint directed his attention back to the shuddering boy.

Ravio timidly put his hands back to his torn hood and his huge black and blue scarf, and pulled the hood straight off, while simply moving the scarf down around his neck.

Paint opened his mouth, and froze. "…O-oh.?.?. Wow. How'd I not know?"

"Sorry, for not telling you earlier, buddy. I just…uhhh, well, thought it would be better if you didn't know I was your counterpart from Lorule. …T-That'd be why…I know H-Hilda….."

The other boys- who didn't know this before-hand –watched, but didn't say anything. Back a couple days when the Heroes had all shared their adventures thus far, Ravio had only said that he was a cowardice traveling merchant. Nothing about Lorule, nothing about being Paint's counterpart. Actually he only said- other than being a merchant –that he had nothing to say. Paint had added in that everyone should watch their wallets, as Ravio liked rupees way more than he should. And Kailon told them all to secure all of their weapons and items, as Ravio also really liked those as well.

"Your name is actually Ravio though, right? I don't think I can handle if your name was, like 'Dark Link' or something." Tiny questioned.

Before Ravio could respond, World, Time, Scrub, and Spirit all shot up their heads further. "No-No-No-No-No-No-No-No. Believe us, he is not 'Dark Link'. Nor Shadow Link, since he kind of left. Dark tried to murder me, and probably them too." Time replied rather quickly.

"Errr, what they said….I guess. My name, is in fact, Ravio." The Lorulian confirmed, a small smile tugging at his lips. Ravio winked, closing one of his bright emerald colored eyes. (1)

"See guys, everything's all good! Though, we should probably do what the Goddesses want us too. I guess I'll just hang around like this, maybe I can even help a little?" Zelda exclaimed, clapping her armored hands together.

Oh, yes, the task at hand. Yeah, all of their Hyrules/eras were all still on a path of ruin. "Now , I believe we should f-follow S-Shadow, I want to know what he's doing n-now, and why he h-helped us….yeah, us." Vio stuttered. That was weird, Vio almost never stuttered….. "Er, let's g-get going then shall we….?"

The other Links, Ravio, Midna, and Zelda turned and looked quizzically at the Violette garbed, usually apathetic and serious hero.


"Joey, did you eat my sandwich?" (2)

Dark Link, Vaati, Ghirahim, and everyone else for that matter, turned their heads in confusion. "What the hell are you saying? We were playing poker, when does a question like that show itself, Yuga?" Veran yelled.

From the back corner cell, came a distorted, shrill response. "Majora is your sandwich." The mask promptly tried to fit through his cell bars, looking to try to get to Yuga –the one who had asked the sandwich question. Majora, of course, could not fit through, and I think if he did he might just try to shove himself- probably an attack of fire actually –down Yuga-Ganon's throat.

Twilight Gannondorf suddenly threw down his poker cards- which all happened to either be backwards, or upside down –down onto the table that had phased itself through all of their cell doors. "WHY MUST WE CONSTANTLY MAKE REFERENCES?! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THESE THINGS ARE!"

"Neither do I. I just felt like saying that…hmm, maybe I'll say the same thing next time I meet the wriggling worm." Yuga answered back.

"YAAAASSSS….ahhem. I agree." Original Ganon exclaimed, his blue fur getting caught on his staff that he was keeping underneath the poker table. "I feel li-" He got interrupted.

"Shut up, no one wants to know what you think." Dark Link snapped. "I don't care if you technically created me, shut up." Dark continued, though Vaati smacked him across the head, since apparently- in the Wind Mage's words –even though they are all evil, they shouldn't be way too overly, too much, obsessively, over-the-top rude to each other. Honestly, they were all stuck in close quarters, and it didn't look like any of them were getting out any sooner. Also, it kind of, half, seemed like they all had to be allies to each other. Only two others agreed to what Vaati claimed. That being Zant, and –strangely enough- Onox.

"-As I was going to say, I feel like were just here for filler random stuff." Original Ganon continued. "Haven't you all realized we only show up to make bad references and be stupid for the enjoyment of others? And the only times we really show up is when the magic force, the incredible thing going by Author, doesn't know what else to write, and quite frankly gets bored with the other things it is doing. Seriously, why else would be referencing things we don't even know? And Yuga? I actually ate your sandwich ten minutes ago, Majora was just trying to kill you from the inside out. By the way, it was delicious."

"I had a sandwich?" Zant asked.

Face-palms were made.

"NO, YOU IMBECILE- and SHUT UP VAATI, I DON'T CARE IF THAT WASN'T A 'NICE' THING TO SAY." Malladus roared. "IT WAS YUGA THAT HAD THE FRICKEN SANDWICH." (By the way, I should clear this up. No, he is not in Zelda's body, nor is he that giant monstrosity like at the end of ST. Just pretend he's just in the body of Chancellor Cole. You know, without the giant monstrosity thing)

"Anyway, ignoring them." Ghirahim prompted. "Original Ganon has a point. But this time I think it was a combination of the magic force- I'm better than it by the way –being bored, and something else. I believe it was something called a 'viewer' –whatever that means – apparently it made a notion to the magic hand thing, that it wanted us to steal the spotlight of the pathetic others. Might I say, we- actually I- am doing an exceptional job at it." The flamboyant sword spirit explained, even though he didn't know what he had even said. Most of the time, none of them know what's going on with them….maybe the 'pitiful' goddesses were doing something.

GASP. MAYBE THE GODDESSES ARE TELLING THE MAGIC HAND THING TO MAKE US DO SOMETHING.

GASP AGAIN. MAYBE THE GODDESSES ARE WORKING WITH THE 'VIEWER' FORCE, AND THEY CONVINCED THE MAGIC AUTHOR-THING TO JOIN THEM.

"Anyway, who wants some BEK-FAST?" Bellum shouted- yes, that much was actually audible. Though, the octopus-squid-thing continued with inaudible spluttering.

"Shut up."

"….Alright."


"I swear, if we ever turn up with the same mental-instability as the villains, I'm blaming Courage." Din sighed. "Wait, you don't think that it's the same with us, right? I mean, you don't think us being here just because the Author-magic-force was bored, and didn't have anything else to make the 'chapter' long enough, do you?"

"Aw, no hun. And honestly, we have more of a purpose..." Farore comforted her sister, by walking over and placing a tentative hand on the goddess of power's back. "Nayru?"

"Actually, I think she's still too tense to actually do anything." Din observed. Nayru was leaning over the pool that let them view all of Power, Courage, and Wisdom's forms. "And, I don't blame her."

"Anyways, I think Courage is finally at the Temple of Time. Hey, do you think we should compensate for Phantom Hourglass, by sending Ciela to tell them what to do when the get into the actual temple?"

Nayru surprised the rest of them by speaking. She had turned away from the pool for a moment, to look at each of her sisters. Nayru looked pretty distraught. "No. If we were to take Ciela the fairy, and goddess of time and courage, that would leave the Link there with nobody, since he could not leave the Ocean King's territory. Honestly, I'm not sure how Bellum got out, or how we would even take Ciela out. Well, getting to my point, I think we should just let them figure it out by themselves….surely they are smart enough to do that without a companion to tell them what to do." Nayru explained. "And If that's not the case, they still have the Princess of New Hyrule. She'll know what they should do."


(1): NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. NO. I DO NOT, ABSOLUTELY DO NOT, SHIP RAVIO WITH THE LBW LINK. NO. I actually, of course, ship Princess Hilda with Ravio. I mean, of course.

(2): Yes. I am referencing the popular ASDF movies. Ok, they were popular, like what, 2 years ago?


Thanks to DarkSindy, TheHeroOfLorule, ReaderOwl2816, and Winter Anime Fan for following!
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REVEIW RESPONSES.

Rockster: Thank you so much for helping me with mistakes, I don't really proof-read. I kind of just re-read through it after I post it, and any mistakes I notice after reading through it fully, I fix. And for the ones I don't notice, you're a big help! Oooo, I wanna know what you think of Shadow. And for the last chapter with the Mirror shield from Wind Waker…..I'm not sure how an arrow impaled a metal shield, but I would have had to change a lot to make that work. So, uhh….I guess screw physics?

TheHeroOfLorule: Thanks so much for following and favoriting! I really like your Profile pic, and your pen name :P (I also happen to be a big fan of Ravio, as he is my 3rd favorite LoZ character.)

gohan721: It would be REALLY cool to implement in the Hero's Shade! I would do it, but there are already two Heroes of Time, and the Hero's Shade is the dead spirit of the Hero of Time from the child timeline. Another reason for me not adding him in, is there is already too many characters and confusion. Ok, actually I'm fine with adding more characters, but I forget some of them all the time, and then have to change the story a little showing where that character was when I had forgotten to add them in. I literally have a list taped to my laptop of all the characters in the story now, and the ones that are coming later on, so I don't forget any of them. Course I might have forgotten to write some of them down on the list… ANYWAY, I'm sorry I will not be adding in the Hero's Shade YET. (Emphasize YET)


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