Surprise Chapter!
Revised on 12/08/20, Some changes have been made and errors fixed.
I don't own anything but the plot.
Chapter 4: Surprise
"Sempai! No!"
Flinching despite herself, Kagome braced herself for the incoming impact. When the impact never came, just a whoosh of air, she opened her eyes only to be met with a pair of lavender eyes and a charming smile.
"Hello My Queen, What brings you to the Host Club?"
She just stood there in a stunned silence. She was expecting him to... nope, not thinking about that.
Blinking, she processed what he said and tilted her head slightly. "Host Club?" It was then that she noticed his outfit. It was hard to miss all of the gold and being partially naked. Wait... why was he dressed like that?
Trying his best, but failing miserably. Tamaki made a noise that reminded her a lot of a girl squeal as he all but danced around her, flashing his fan around as he did so. "Oh my! Mommy, did you see that head tilt? My Queen is just like an adorable lost puppy!"
"Yes, I saw it."
Looking past Tamaki, Kagome saw Kyoya and four other males dressed in a similar fashion as Tamaki. The girl she was following was standing in front of them looking less than pleased and in a similar amount of shock as her.
Though, she looked more disgusted than anything. Her cheeks were flushed in anger and embarrassment
"Umm, So wha-"
Tamaki interrupted her before could finish asking her question. "The Ouran Host Club is where the schools handsomest boys with too much time on their hands, entertain young ladies who also have way too much time on their hands. Just think of it as Ouran Academy's elegant playground for the super rich and beautiful." He nearly sang.
Snorting, Kagome shook her head. "So it's just a way for you rich kids to flaunt your money around and charm girls?"
Gasping, Tamaki snapped his fan shut and put his hands on his cheeks in a way that reminded Kagome of an old American movie she watched when she was younger. Home Alone or something.
She was sure she heard the other girl cover up a laugh.
Where those tears? Oh geez... He was crying!
Sniffing Tamaki put his hands on his hips in a very feminine way."The Host Club is more than that My Queen! We entertain young women who have nothing better to do, we come to their rescue in times of crisis!"
Sweat-dropping, Kagome sighed. "Which is pretty much what I said." Minus coming to their need, but she wasn't about to say that. These rich brats probably couldn't even properly defend themselves.
"The Club is also a way for us to get additional income for activities. We use the excess profit for school outings and such. We have plans for a beach trip later this semester."
Looking over to Kyoya, she noticed that he was jotting down in his notebook as he spoke to her.
"I see."
Tamaki was back beside her in an instant, he was fanning himself with his fan in an elegant manor. "So what brings you to our club My Queen? We haven't quite opened for business today."
Scooting a few feet away from him, he was getting way too close to her for her liking. "Umm... I was actually following her." She said as she pointed to Haruhi.
All eyes were suddenly on Haruhi who blinked in surprise. "Me?" She said as she pointed to herself.
Nodding, Kagome walked up to her until she was a few feet in front of her. "Yeah, I was going to find a place to study and saw you. You seemed to be in a rush and I got curious where you were going." She explained, shrugging her shoulders.
"But I-"
"You must be mistaken My Queen, Haruhi here is a boy! See! He is wearing the boys uniform." Tamaki said in a panic. How did Kagome know that Haruhi was a girl!? Did she say something in the hall and Kagome heard it? Oh this could be bad!
Huffing, Kagome got closer to Haruhi and made a motion down her sides. "While she does look boyish, I can tell that she is a female by the way she holds herself and the slight curves of her waist line. One would have to be blind and stupid to miss these details. Then again, I am in a school with a bunch of rich idiots, so I am not so surprised if no one has found out."
Everyone looked at her in a stunned silence, the only one doing anything was Kyoya, and he was writing down in that damn notebook with a speed she was sure wasn't human.
Finally getting tired of the silence and them only staring at her. Kagome placed her hands on her hips. "What!?" She growled out.
Adjusting his glasses, Kyoya stopped writing and gave her a sharp look. "You have amazing deductive skills Kagome. You figured out Haruhi's real gender quicker than we all did. Especially Tamaki."
"Hey!"
Suddenly there were two presence on either side of her. Startling her. She looked back and forth between the two red heads.
"You know..."
"Now that you know her secret..."
"You will have to stay with us forever."
Moving away from the twins. Kagome crossed her arms. "Like hell I am. Look, if it's that big a deal I won't tell anyone about her. I mean, look at me, I'm wearing the boys uniform too!"
Adjusting his glasses once again, Kyoya came up beside her, completely ignoring Tamaki who was hugging a tree crying about Haruhi's secret being out as he walked passed him. "While that may be, Haruhi is wearing the boys uniform because many mistake her as one and she is paying off a dept of eight million yen to us. She broke a vase last week and must pay it off. As a way to pay off her debt since being a commoner she can't afford it on her own, she is in the host club."
"Eight Million!? Holy Hell, why would a vase be worth THAT much!?" Kagome thought to herself and she glanced back towards the cross-dressing girl. No wonder she looked so annoyed, she was pretty much forced into this.
Nodding her head dumbly, a thought struck her. "How about I join to help pay off her debt? You will be able to keep an eye on me to make sure I won't say anything about her secret and she will be able to pay off her debt quicker." She offered.
Kyoya narrowed his eye's ever so slightly. "I-..." He started, only to have Tamaki cut him off.
"Absolutely!" Tamaki interrupted, flinging himself from his tree to bring himself next to Kagome. "Our Queen can be our official Hostess, and I, will be her Faire Chevalier, her Knight!" He boasted as he danced around Kagome making motions with his fan. "It will be perfect!"
Honey pranced up beside him and joined him, dancing around Kagome with a half eaten slice of cake in his mouth. "Yeah! 'Gome-chan will be joining us. I want to be her Knight too!" Hastily swallowing most of the cake, Kagome watched as a few crumbs fell to the floor in minor disgust.
Meanwhile, The twins and Haruhi backed up to where Mori was standing.
Leaning closer to him, Haruhi whispered to him. "Have you noticed that Sempai isn't touching her? It's a little weird." Light brown eyes watched as their flamboyant "King" kept a respectable distance from Kagome.
Mori grunted quietly and nodded his head. He had noticed it as soon as Kagome walked in the room. The head of the Host Club hadn't once touch Kagome.
Both twins nodded their heads simultaneously.
"Yeah, It's weird, normally Boss..." Hikaru started.
"...Would of at least wrapped an arm around her by now." Kaoru finished.
The Twins and Haruhi looked to where Honey and Tamaki were still dancing around an irate Kagome. Kyoya was writing down something in his notebook furiously. A look of concentration on his face.
Suddenly Kyoya spoke, bringing all eye's to him. "Tamaki is correct." He said, looking up from his notebook. "If Kagome were to join us, we could bring in male customers and it would boost our revenue. As Kagome said earlier, we could also keep an eye on her to make sure she doesn't spill Haruhi's secret."
Swallowing the last of his cake. Honey spun in front of Kagome. "Yay! We finally have a pretty girl in the host club!"
Haruhi huffed. "Hey!" That was rude of him to say.
Sighing Kagome looked at the young man and raised a brow, he reminded her of Shippo when he was a kit.
Shrugging her shoulders, Kagome ran a hand through her waist length hair. "So, Since I am apparently a part of this crazy club now, don't you think introductions are in order?" She asked.
Making another sound akin to a squeal, Tamaki pulled a bunch of flower petals out of thin air and threw them over her. "Welcome to the Ouran Host Club, My Queen! I shall introduce you to everyone!"
Blowing a random petal out of her bangs, Kagome slumped slightly as Tamaki introduced her to the rest of the club flamboyantly.
What had she gotten herself into?
End Chapter 4!
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