Janja's Farting Problem
Chapter two: A Hyena's Embarrassment
Janja was in the Out Lands, making sure no one else was around as he got ready to let loose all the gas he had to get out of his system. He sighed of relief as he released a five second liver fart, letting out a green cloud without a care in the world (pfffffffffft). Janja whiffed the fart and started to get used to them, knowing he would be able to adapt to this if he tried. He then cut a loud and bassy ten second fart, reeking of gazelle and letting out a big green cloud that managed to get onto him somehow (PHHHHHHHHHHT).
Janja was enjoying himself, only for a familiar voice from a hyena to be heard from behind him. "Enjoying the farts Janja?" Janja flinched and looked behind him to find Jasiri, who was smirking down at him and making him blush as he wafted the fart cloud away. "Oh, don't try to hide it. I know you were farting just now. Why else do you think I commented on them?" Janja chuckled nervously as Jasiri wafted the fart scent away. "At least you're not doing it near my territory.
Janja knew he would have to get out of there and felt a massive rumble in his gut, lifting his leg and ripping a loud and bassy ten second fart, reeking of rotten eggs and blinding Jasiri with a yellow cloud (BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP). Jasiri gagged from the fart as Janja ran off, thinking to himself as he wiped his forehead in response to what just happened. 'Geez, that was a close one. At least it wasn't Rei Rei that caught me letting loose. She would never let it go if that happened.'
Janja thought to himself some more and got to wondering if he should hide his farts from Rei Rei, finding that it would be funny to fart on her. 'Actually, I could see myself farting on Rei Rei for some fun. My butt might get a rock shoved up it in the end, but that'll eventually backfire on her. Maybe I can even manage to let some gas out in her mouth.' Janja laughed as he released a three second fart that smelled like zebra and released a green cloud (pffffft).
