Hero Origins – Stick of Truth

Hi guys, today we will get Craig's gang to join the fight. Hope you like it:3

My main language is Spanish so I'm sorry for my grammar

Yaoi. Boy x Boy. If you don't like it, don't read it

I don't own South Park or any of its characters. South Park is own by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Comedy Central.

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Douchebag P.O.V

We travel through town to reach a little coffee shop called Tweek's coffee near the edge of the residential area, there is a movie theater and a park near it, so it looks like is in a good location

"Hey New Kid" Butters said "Be patient with Tweek, ok. He is a kind person, but he is always on edge, so don't get too freak out"

Why is that? Butters took my hand and we got in, the place is warm, there are a few tables and a counter with pastries, we got close to the counter and an employee with a badge that said "Mr. Tweak" greet us

"Welcome to Tweek's coffee. Coffee made with local organic ingredients, it's local coffee, brew locally" Mr. Tweak said

I'm gonna guest he is the owner, he looks like a nice guy

"Tweek! Tweek!" He yelled

"GAHH!" We heard a kid yell from the backroom

"Have you pick our fresh local ingredients?!" Mr. Tweak yelled back

"NOT YET DAD, I'M STILL FINISHING MY CHORES!" The kid from the back room yelled

"Well, hurry up, the family business is relaying on you" Mr. Tweak said as the kid in the back screamed in despair

I look back at Butters with a face of WTF

"Yeah… On edge…" Butters said

Ok, I see what's going on, this guy exploits his son. We leave the counter and walk into the backroom, there were tons of coffee bags and various machines and in the middle, there was a blond boy with an apron sweeping the floor, he was shaking and had various nervous tics, poor kid

"Hey Tweek" Butters said getting the blond attention

"Gah! Butters" He said looking at us "AAAHHHH! BUTTERS! THERE IS AN STRANGER BESIDE YOU! RUN!" He yelled terrified

"Oh no, this is the new kid, he moved here today, remember, Eric talked about it" Butters said not faze by the kid screams

"Gaahhh… Oh yes, I remember" The kid said calming down "What's his name?"

"Emm… He doesn't talk a lot, so we don't know… But Eric named him Douchebag and he wants us to call him like that" Butters said

"Ah… I'm sorry you have to put with this" He said talking to me for the first time

I just wave at him letting him know that is ok

"And Douche, this is Tweek Tweak, the son of the owner of the coffee shop and a barbarian" Butters said

"Hello…" He greeted me "And why are you here?"

I give him the letter Cartman gave me

"What? They took the stick? They need me now! I can't, I have too much to do" He said and garbed me by the shoulders "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO TO ALL OF THIS…! Wait you" He let me go "Can you guys get the 4 ó clock delivery? If you guys do that, I should be able to finish my chores in time and go to play. What do you say?"

"Well, I'm ok with that, and you Douche?" Butters said

I nod. If I can make this kid's life easier in any way, I'll help him

"Great" He said and gave me a folded piece of paper "Is in Kenny's house, like always. Thanks" He said and went back to sweeping

I put the paper in my pocket and leave the shop. Butters started to lead the way towards Kenny's house

"Why do you think the ingredients to the coffee are at Kenny's?" Butters asked

I don't know, maybe his parents have an organic farm?

We kept walking for some minutes and as we did the landscape started to get worse and worse, I think we are in the poorest part of town. We crossed the train tracks and we stopped at a rundown house, is here where Kenny live?

Butters knock the door and a woman with a "I'm with a stupid" shirt came out

"Hello Ms. McCormick" Butters greeted her

"Oh, hello Leopold. Kenny is not here, I thought he was with you at Eric's house" He said sweetly

"He is, but we are here to get a package from the Tweaks" Butters said "Emm, Douche"

I jump surprised, I was too focus analyzing Kenny's livelihood. I got the folded paper and gave it to Kenny's mom

"And who is this little guy?" She said

"He is the new kid, he moved here today" Butters said

"I see, nice to meet you new kid" She said and wait for my answer "Is something wrong with him?" She asked Butters

"No, he just doesn't like to talk" Butters said

"I see" She said and read the paper "Oh, this isn't for me, this is for the nice people that are renting the guest house out in the back, go and give it to them"

"Alright, thanks Ms. McCormick" Butters said

"You are welcome kids" She gave me back the paper and went back inside

"Ok, let's go" Butters said

But… there is no guest house in the back…

Butters walked to the garage and open it, we went inside and there were a bunch of people who doesn't look ok, there were scary, but Butters wasn't faze

"Hello, we are here for the Tweak's delivery" Butters said

"Huh, the Tweak's order… Yeah, I have it right here" One guy said and grabbed a paper bag

I look around the room, it was in a horrible state, there were only a mattress, a fridge and a bunch of tables with various chemistry sets, they smell horrible… and… some of them looks like… No…

"Hey, you are not the usual kid that picks up the package" The guy said

"Oh shit, is a COP!" Another one yelled

"What?" Butters said

The three adults that were in the garage jumped at Butters, he barely managed to use his hammer to push them away and run between the tables

"What is happening? Douche… Douche!" Butters yelled at me

I was kneeling on the floor hugging myself, I was terrified, just the smell and sight of the drugs made me unable to move, luckily all the druggies were completely focus on Butters

Butters jumped from one place to the other destroying everything he touched

"Come here you little shit" One of them yelled

"I'm sorry" Butters said

Butters was trap in a corner as the druggies slowly moved towards him, suddenly behind them a table fell, on it an ignited cigarette touch a green chemical causing a strong explosion sending the druggies flying away and saving Butters. Butters run towards me and shake me getting me out my trance

"Douche, are you ok?" He said worried

I nod, I didn't know what was happening, I just hug him, I wanted to get away from there. Butters carried me, grabbed the Tweak's package and get us out of there

When I opened my eyes, we were on the other side of the train tracks

"Oh Douche, you finally wake up, thank God" Butters said

"What happen?" I said without thinking

"There were some bad people in Kenny's guest house, they attack me, we managed to escape, you were shaking a lot and pass out, I was worried" He said

I see… the drugs made me had a panic attack…

"Thank you for saving me"

"That's what friends are for, right?" Butters said smiling "Also we complete our mission, we got Tweek's package" Butters said showing me the paper bag

I got a chill and took it from Butters, I open it and close it instantly. There's no way…

"What's in there?" Butters asked me

"Coffee… Special Coffee…" I said putting the bag away

"Ok, let's return back to Tweek so he can come to play" Butter said, and we started to walk back

There is no way…

We arrive to the shop and went into the backroom, Tweek ran at us as soon as he saw us

"You are back, did you get the delivery?" He said and I gave him the paper bag "Great. DAD! I FINISH MY CHORES, CAN I GO OUT TO PLAY?" He yelled

Mr. Tweak entered the room "Did you get the ingredients?"

"Yes" He said and gave him the bag

Mr. Tweek open the bag and taste his contents

"Yeah, that's good shit. Ok, you can go, but come back before it gets dark" He said and started mixing the contents of the bag with the coffee blends

"Thanks guys, I'll get changed and I meet you at the kingdom" Tweek said and leave

We leave too and start walking to the next location

"We'll go to Token's next, is nearby so it won't take us too long" Butters said leading the way

"Hey Butters…" I said

"What's up?"

"Does Tweek drinks his parents' coffee?"

"Well… yeah, his parents own the coffee shop, so he is always drinking it. Some people say doesn't drink anything else, no water or milk, just plain black coffee all the time" Butters said

"I see…"

I think we did something really bad… poor kid…

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We walked a few minutes and we arrive to a gigantic mansion not too far away from the coffee shop, the house was big, and it has a fence that surrounded almost everything nearby

Butters sighed "I hope the guard isn't here"

We got close to the fence door but a fat guy in uniform block us the way

"Sorry sir, this is private property, I must ask you to leave" He said

"Hello sir. Emm, we are Token's friends and we were wondering if he can come out to play" Butter said

The guard didn't say anything, he got out a can of pepper spray and pointed to Butters' face, in panic I push him out of the way getting me hit by the spray instead. Everything burns, my face, my eyes, nose and mouth, Butters pull me away, I didn't know where we were or what were we doing until Butters started splashing water on my face

"Douchebag, are you ok? You are not blind, are you? I'm sorry you got hit because of me…" Butters said panicking

The water washed out the pepper and Butters gave me his cape to clean my face, after what's seems an eternity, I finally opened my eyes, we were in some kind of public restroom

Butters jumped to hug me "Thank god you are ok"

I hug him too and pet his back to help him calm down. After that we walk out of the restroom and back to the street, it looks like we were in a mall

Butters let out a big sigh "What are we going to do now?"

Yeah, that guard will most probably spray us as soon as he sees us without listening to us, if we had something to cover out faces, something like a plastic bag

"What are you thinking Douchebag?" Butters asked

I cover my face with my shirt to try to convey my idea to Butters

"Why are you doing that…? Ooohh, you want something to cover our faces from the pepper spray" Butters started thinking hard "Oh, I know where we can find something that can help us" He said, and we ran towards the opposite direction of Token's house

We stop almost at the other end of the town in front of a place called Jimbo's Guns, we arrive here in just a couple minutes, South Park is a small town. We entered and the place was full of guns and different weapons

"Hi Jimbo and Ned" Butters yelled inside

Inside the store there was 2 guys, a big jolly guy and a thin guy without an arm

"Hello Butters, what brings you here today, business, pleasure or vengeance" The big guy said

"Vengeance" Butters said happily

"Well, you came to the right place" The thin guy said in a robotic voice, he was also talking to a mic he has as a necklace

"They are Jimbo and Ned, they are uncles of a friend" Butters said to me "And this is the New Kid, he moved in today" He said to them

"Nice to meet you New Kid. What can we do for you?" Jimbo said

"We need something to protect us against pepper spray" Butters said

"Well, that's easy" Jimbo said and gave Butters a gas mask "This baby was made to endure toxic gases, pepper spray won't do anything to it"

"Awesome, how much is it?" Butters asked

"Haha, you can borrow it, just when you finish using it give the mask to Stan and I'll go for it later" Jimbo said

"Alright, thank you" Butters said, and I nod

"Have fun kids" Ned said

We leave the store and started to walk back to Token's mansion

"It's creepy looking, right?" Butters said holding the mask

I nod and take the mask from Butters

"Umm, I think I should use it, you already took a big hit of pepper spray" He said

I shook my head and put the mask on, I don't want to put Butters is danger

"Are you sure?" He asked me

I nod. We were back in front of the mansion, the guard came annoyed out of his sentry with the bottle of spray in his hand

"Back for more, huh?" He said and sprayed my face, his face quickly turned in to horror when he noticed it wasn't working "What the fuck?" He said

I hit him in the knee with my sword making him back off, he pull out a baton and tried to hit me, I evade it easily and Butters took the chance to hit him in the same spot that I did and the guard fell to the ground

"I'm sorry, you can go in, just stop hurting me" He begged

I took of the mask and we finally reach the mansion front door

"Well, that was easy" Butters said and I nod

I knock the door and a few moments later an Afro-American kid open it

"Hello, can I help you?" The kid said

"Hi Token" Butters said

"Oh, hi Butters, what brings you here? And who it this guy?" Token said

"He is the new kid, he moved in today" Butter said

I wave to say hello

"Mmm yeah, I remember Cartman talking about him" Token said an I gave him the letter "What's this…? I see, the elves took the stick. Give me a minute" He went back in this house and when he was back, he was already dress in his costume "Thanks for delivering this message, traveler. I shall make haste to Kupa Keep. Mom, can you drive me to Eric's house?" He yelled inside "You guys want me to give you a ride?" He asked

"Nah, we still need to go to Craig's house" Butters said

"Ooohh… I don't think you are going to find Craig" Token said

"Why not?" Butters said

"He is in detention" Token said

"What?! Why?" Butter said

"For flipping of the principal" Token said

Flipping off… What? Flipping off someone is not that big of a deal, or the principal is very strict or that Craig guy loves to flip of people

"What should we do Douchebag?" Butter said

"Butters… how did you call him?" Token said

"Oh, Cartman want us to call him like that" Butter said

"Of course, he would…" Token said face palming "Sorry for that new kid"

I nod to tell him it was ok. Well, if Craig is in detention, there is nothing that we can do, let's report back to Cartman. I signal to Token so he can give us a ride back

"So, you are coming?" He said and I nod "Alright"

"I hope Eric doesn't get to angry" Butters said

Let's see how it goes

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End of Chapter 3

The chapter was longer than I planned, but at least I managed to fit everything I wanted

Hope you like it and see you next time :3