Hero Origins – Stick of Truth
Hi guys, did you like Token and Tweek last chapter, today we'll meet Craig… hopefully. Hope you like it :3
My main language is Spanish so I'm sorry for my grammar
Yaoi. Boy x Boy. If you don't like it, don't read it
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Douchebag P.O.V
We arrive at Kupa Keep, we were waiting for Cartman because he was 'brewing potions' as Butters said. We talk a bit and maybe we can take on the elves without Craig, but it was risky, either way Cartman has the last word
"Alright, now that all our members are here, it's time to take back what's rightfully ours and kick the assholes elves in the process" Cartman said exiting the house, he looked at us carefully "Where is Craig?" He said and no one answered "Where is our thief Feldspar?"
"He is detention" Token said
"What? Why?!" Cartman said
"He flipped off the principal, again" Tweek said
"God dammit. Without Feldspar we won't be able to reclaim the stick, we need to bust him out"
"No way man, the last time we did it we all got in trouble" Tweek said nervously
"Well that is a risk Douchebag is willing to take" Cartman said proudly
What? Why Me?
"Douchebag, this is a mission of vital importance, our army might be small but together no one can bet me, I mean us. Now go, Butters, Kenny go with him" Cartman said going back inside his tent
What? What I'm I suppose to do. How do you bust someone from detention?
Kenny and Butters walk to me "Ready to go?" Butters said
I shook my head, I didn't know what to do. Kenny talked to me, but I didn't understand what he was saying
"You are right Ken" Butters said adding to my confusion
They both started heading out, so I just follow them. Butters and Kenny stayed in front of me as we walked, they look like they are close friends, I felt out of place. They stop and Kenny said something to me, I think it was 'Are you ok?'
I nod and Butters took my hand pulling me forward
"I know you don't like to talk, but you don't have to sulk behind us" Butters said "Walk beside us, we are friends, right?"
It's like Butters can read my mind. Kenny once again said something that I couldn't understand, he looked at me like waiting for an answer
"Oh Kenny, I think the new kid can't understand you" Butters said "Why don't you take off your scarf"
Scarf? If he wearing a scarf? Kenny insert his hands inside his parka and pull out a rainbow scarf. Why was he using it inside his parka?
"What about now? Can you understand me?" Kenny said, it was still muffled because his parka but now I can understand it
I nod and Kenny let out a happy yeah
"Alright. Before I said, if you two are already friends? And, can I be your friend too?" Kenny said
I look at Kenny, from the few times we were together I feel like he is someone trustworthy and, from the way he is dress right now, I think he is fun-loving. I don't think I have anything against him
I nod, Kenny let out a muffled yay and give me a big hug. I look back at Butters and he looked happy too
After a few minutes we finally reached the school, it is a big yellow building at the end of our street
"Ok, it's time to free the evil Mackey's prisoners" Butters said
What? Prisoners?
"Yes, let's see if he is torturing them in the dungeon or if he is forcing them to work in the tower. The dungeon is the library and the tower is the cafeteria, by the way" Kenny said to me
Ok, apparently this just become part of our game, which is fine by me
Kenny and Butters ran to a window and I follow them, inside there were a bunch of tables with kids looking to the opposite side, in front was a mobile chalkboard and a super thin adult with a giganormus head. I look around the kids and there was one that stand out from the rest, he was wearing a brown cape and had a big blue hat with a yellow fluff at the top, he was constantly looking at his watch
"Craig! This is detention, stop looking your watch, M'kay. You'll be here for three more hours!" The adult yelled
"Whatever" Craig said
"That's Mr. Mackey, the school counselor" Butters told me
"And don't think your friends are going to bust you out this time, Craig" Mr. Mackey said
"My name is Felspar the master thief and the humans will soon come and rescue me from this tower" Craig or Felspar said
Apparently, everyone knows that the cafeteria is the tower and is not something that Kenny and Butters came on the spot
"No, your name is fucking Craig Tucker and you are in detention, so start doing your homework!" Mr. Mackey yelled "I have all the doors sealed and I have hall monitors working overtime! Nobody is going to save your ass today! M'kay"
"This looks like is going to be tough" Kenny said
"But we can't leave him here" Butters said
"We can totally leave him here, he doesn't like us, remember" Kenny said
"Well…"
"But, we kind of need him, so let's bust his ass out" Kenny said and started heading to the main doors
"Craig is very rude, but he cares a lot for his friends, you are going to like him" Butters told me
We entered the building, it was mostly empty except for a kid with a band with the school name on it
"Excuse me" The kid said "The school is out, no one is allowed to enter until tomorrow"
"Kid, if you know what's good for you, you'll move out of the way" Kenny threated him
"Oh, you are the ones counselor Mackey warned us about. You are Kenneth McCormick and Leopold Stotch" The kid said
"Don't call me Kenneth"
"Don't call me Leopold" They said annoyed
"And you must be the new kid that move in today. Don't hang out with them new kid, they are the bad seeds of school, don't let them ruin your future" The kid told me
I waited for Kenny or Butters to respond but they didn't, they just keep looking forward to the hall monitor, accepting what he said as fact, that made me mad. I took my wooden sword and launched myself at the kid stabbing/pushing him to the floor
"Way to go new kid" Butter said happily
Kenny sigh and walk to me "Hey Douche, I mean, new kid. What he said wasn't wrong, we are kind of the hooligans of town, I mean, we are about to bust someone out of detention. We have problems, some of them pretty big, so…"
I interrupt him by putting my hand in his mouth
"Don't" I told him
"Are you sure?" Kenny asked me
I nod "And Douche"
"What?" Kenny said confused
"Don't call me new kid. Douchebag is fine"
Kenny let a small laugh "Sure" He said and I walk back to the hall monitor "You were right about his voice" Kenny whispered to Butters
"I know" Butters said happily
The hall monitor was still on the floor, as I got close, he got out a radio panicking
"Officer down, officer down! Send back up!" He quickly said "All monitors to the right hallway"
"It looks like it won't be a sneaky rescue" Kenny said
I took the radio from the monitor and show it to Kenny and Butters
"Here they come" We heard someone from the other side
"They are not going to get you Craig. You are not getting out detention" We heard another voice
"I'll be out of here in ten minutes" Craig said
Ten minutes, these guys really like to ask for crazy things… Let's see if we can pull it off
"Let's go… Oh no…" Butters said as gingerhall monitors started to swarm us
"Let's past through them" Kenny said getting his bow ready
Butters ran in front leading the way, me behind him and Kenny on the back. Butters and I managed to knock most of them, and Kenny pick off anyone who survived. The monitors prepared barricades to stop us, they were sturdy, and we weren't able to continue
"What do we do now?" Butters asked
"Let's go outside, we can enter the cafeteria from the kitchen" Kenny said
"But we don't have the key for the kitchen, do you think is open?" Butters said
"We should try, unless you can destroy this barrier" Kenny said
Unless we can destroy this barrier, huh… I don't like it, but maybe I can… Butters and Kenny where about to leave, but I stop them
"What? What is it Douche?" Kenny asked me
"Fire…" I said
"Fire? You want to smoke or something?" Kenny said
"Is this ok?" Butter said pulling a lighter of his pants
I nod and signal them to move back. I fire a piece of paper and put it on the barricade and turn around
"Dude, that's not going to destroy that" Kenny said
I ignore him. I don't want to do this, but I want to help them as much as I can. I cover my face, crouch and let out a big fart, the fire ignite the fart causing a grand explosion that destroyed the barricade and causing the kids behind it to run away. Kenny and Butters looked in shock of what just happened
"Dude! That was amazing!" Kenny yelled and I covered my face again "With that power we will rescue Craig in no time"
I quickly shook my head
"What do you mean no?" Kenny said "You don't like it? But it was so big and strong, I never seen anyone fart like that before"
I pull my shirt over my head and whine in disgust
"Kenny, stop. He doesn't like it" Butters said to him
"He-he, alright" Kenny said and pat me in the back "I'm sorry dude, I was just teasing you. You don't have to do it if you don't like to" He said and I pull my shirt back down
"I never thought you could use magic Douchebag" Butters said confusing me
"That's how Cartman calls them, just roll with it" Kenny said "Ok, let's continue our journey"
Kenny and Butters ran ahead, I took a second to breath and followed them
We reach the cafeteria, Kenny tried to open the door, but it was locked
"Closed" Kenny said
"Now what?" Butters asked
"You are not going to get through this door, M'kay" We heard Mackey taunting us "You might as well give up, because the only keys to this door are here with me and in my office… Aw, dammit… M'kay"
"Well, we know where to go now" Kenny said
We walk through the school until we reach the counselor office, so I guess that's Mr. Mackey
"It's locked too" Kenny sighed "God dammit, a silver padlock… Butters give me your hammer"
"What? You can't break the lock" Butter said
"Yeah, but I can break the door's window and get inside" Kenny said nonchalantly
"No Kenny, it too dangerous" Butters said
"Then what should we do?" Kenny said
"Emm… guys" I said
Kenny and Butters look at me and I point to a group of monitors down the hallway, the one farthest in the back was holding a silver key with the exact same color as the padlock
"You are not going to hit us, right?" The monitor in front said
"Only if you give us the key" Kenny said
"If we do that Mackey will kill us" Another monitor said
"He wouldn't, he is a nice guy" Butters said
"Metaphorically" The monitor said
"…"
"Get him!" Kenny yell making the kid with the key run away
The monitors tried to stop us, but Butters and I power through them. We almost caught the kid, but another monitor closed a fence behind him allowing him to escape to the teacher's lounge
"This is as far as you get troublemakers" The monitor behind the fence mocked us
"I got this" Kenny said stepping up
Kenny got near the fence facing the monitor
"Hey kid" Kenny said
"What?" The monitor said and… What The Fuck…
Kenny pull down his hoody enough to show his nipples, the hall monitor and me turned red in an instant, and Butters giggle. What's happening?
"Like what you see?" Kenny said
What?
"Wow, boobies. Must have, must touch" The monitor said
WHAT?
The monitor opened the fence and after getting close enough Kenny pull a hand mirror and smack the kid in the face, making him pass out
"There we go" Kenny said "Let's go" He said and walk away
I was still stunned, trying to understand what just happened
"Are you ok Douchebag? Did you get charmed by the fairest maiden of them all?" Butters said giggling
"What just happen?" I asked
"That's one of Kenny's abilities, he is a princess after all" Butter said
"But he is a guy, and the hall monitor was a guy too" I said
"And is that wrong?" He said
"What? No, of course no" I panic
"Ha-ha, I'm just joking" He said letting me calm down "Well, look it like this, the first time you met Kenny, did you think he was a guy?"
"A…" I stop to think "… Ok…"
"Your face is priceless" Butters laughed
"Hey, are you guys coming or not?" Kenny called us
"We are coming" Butters yelled "Let's go"
Sure… whatever…
We entered the teacher's lounge and it was full of ginger hall monitors. Again Butters and I went first, I slash every kid in front of me, while Butters knock them down with his hammer, if anyone got too close Kenny shoot them with his bow, it took a while but we managed to beat them all
"Where is the key?" Kenny grab a monitor by the shirt
"You'll never find it…" He said before putting him down
"Loot the bodies, we know the key is here" Kenny said
"There are too many of them, detention will end before we find it" Butters said
"We have no other choi…" Kenny tried to say, but I stop him
"Did you hear that?" I said in a low voice
We stayed quiet and we series of small bumps
"What's that?" Butters said
"It's coming from that cabinet" Kenny said
We open the cabinet and find a non-ginger kid tied gagged up inside
"Oh shit, are you ok?" Kenny said helping the kid
"Yeah, thanks to you" He said
"What were you doing in there?" Butters said
"I tried to free a friend from detention, but they got me, they were going to call my parents until something happened and most of them left, the rest tied me up and trapped me in there" He said
"That's horrible" Butters said
"Are you here to free Mackey's prisoners?" The kid said
"Yeah, we want to save one of our friends too" Butters said
"Then you are going to need this" He said and gave us the silver key
"The key to Mackey's office" Butters said amazed
"Why did you have this?" Kenny asked
"They throw it in the cabinet I was trapped a few minutes ago" He said and stand "I leave them all to you, succeed where I fail, free Mackey's prisoners" He said running away
Kenny took the key and rise it in the air "Yeah! We are one step closer!"
"Yes. Let's go get the key to the tower and save Craig" Butters said full of determination
I nod and raise my fist up
We run back to the counselor office
"Be careful, now that we have the silver key the hall monitors will be desperate to stop us" Kenny said
"Right" Butters said
We got on guard, but there was no one, not even the bodies of the kids we beat before, it was… eerie. We reach the office and got the golden key to the cafeteria with no problems
"That was too easy" Kenny said while walking back
"Yeah… Where is everyone?" Butter said
"It doesn't matter what they are planning, they won't stop us" Kenny said reaching the cafeteria door
"Are you sure problem kids?" We heard a new voice from the opposite side
"Oh no!" Yelled Butters
It was a new ginger hall monitor, but he was different, he was big and muscular. All the monitors we fought so far were around our age, but this one looked like he was a middle schooler
"Give me that key or I'll have to write you a referral" The hall monitor said
"Try to get it" Kenny said "Get ready" He told us
"Fine by me" The monitor said getting a mace made of a tetherball pole
The giant monitor run at us hitting Butters with the tetherball sending him flying away. I tried to slash him with my sword, but he blocked it easily and knocked me back. Kenny fired multiples shots at him, but none of them where effective
"Douche, let's go" Butters said running back to us
Butters and I jump to different directions to try to distract him, and Kenny jump back ready to shoot again. He was way stronger than us, but maybe we can use our numbers to beat him, sadly against an overwhelming force numbers can only do so much. As soon as we jump the monitor started spinning and hit us with his flail like tetherball, making us stumble against the school lockers, he even reached Kenny launching him backwards
"This is the end" The monitor said walking to Kenny
"Darn it, we were so close" Kenny said
We were defeated, he was on a completely different level, none of us has something to even scratch him… Wait… Maybe…
"Butters…" I said standing up "Fire…"
"Fire… Oh, are you sure?" He said standing up too. I nod and he got his lighter out "Ready?" He said and I nod again "Kenny! Look out!" Butters yelled getting his attention and the monitor's
Both the monitor and Kenny looked at us. We didn't have time to doubt, it was all or nothing. I got in position, Butters throw the ignited lighter towards the monitor and I shoot a devastating fart creating a huge explosion that blow away the giant monitor, Kenny barely avoided the blast by entering in an open locker.
"Did… did you do it?" Kenny said getting out of the locker
The explosion created a huge smoke cloud, it took a few second to dissipate, but there he was, the final boss hall monitor unconscious on the floor
"Yes! We did it" Butters yelled happily
"I though you didn't like to do that" Kenny said walking to me
"I don't, but I wanted to help…" I said red-faced
"You did enough, thanks" Kenny said smiling "Let's free Mackey's prisoners"
We walk back to the cafeteria's door, Kenny give me the key to do the honors and we finally open the door. As soon as we did it, everyone in the room look at us and a second later all the kids started running towards us yelling happily, and Mr. Mackey cursed Craig as all his prisoners escaped
We all run until we reached the neighborhood, where we were sure no one was following us
"Took you long enough" Craig said to us
"Yeah, Mackey up his security since the last time" Kenny said
"So, what happen this time? You need a good damn reason to get me out of there" Craig said
"What? You don't believe that we did it out the good of our hearts?" Kenny said sarcastically
"Not. Even. Close" Craig said flipping of Kenny
"You are so cold…" Kenny said trying to act hurt "But you are right, they took the stick"
"Guess that much, and who is this guy?" Craig said finally acknowledging me
"He is the new kid, he moved in today" Butters said
"Oh yeah, I think I heard about that" Craig said "I sorry you got involve in all of this. By 'This' I mean meeting Cartman"
I get what he meant
"So, what's your name?" Craig asked me and as always, I didn't answer
"We don't know, he doesn't speak much" Kenny said after a few moments
"But Eric told us to call him Douchebag" Butters said
"Of course he did" Craig said pinching his nose bridge
"But he likes it" Butters said
"What!?" Craig said and I nod to confirm "Whatever…"
"Well, now that we have you, we can finally go take back the Stick of Truth" Kenny said
"Oh joy…" Craig said sarcastically
"Let's head back to Kupa Keep" Butters said and we start walking back
"Hey, Butters and new kid, thanks for saving me from Mackey, I really appreciate it" Craig said
"You are not going to thank me" Kenny said
"No" Craig said and flip of Kenny "Fuck you McCormick"
"You need to learn to let go of grudges dude" Kenny said and they both walked a head of us
"Well, that's Craig" Butters said to me "What do you say?"
"Seems nice" I answered
"Yeah, he is a nice guy. I don't know why he hates Kenny and Eric, he also doesn't like Kyle and Stan and is not because they are elves" He said and I nod "We are finally going to take back the stick, are you excited?" He said and I nod again "Yeah, let's do it"
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End of Chapter 4
Hi guys, you don't know how hard was for me to write this chapter, I had so many conflicted ideas in my mind. First I didn't want to add the farts to the story. Being completely honest, I don't like the farts in the first game, in Fractured I think they are well use, but I hate them on Stick. I wasn't going to put them in, but I remember that in one line of "A Hero in Need" I mention them, so they are canon and because this is a prequel, I need to add them
The second thing that made this hard was that I underestimate how hard writing a prequel is. And you can say, you are just writing the first game like a lot of people had, but the hard part of this are the characters, more specifically my New Kid. I wrote A Hero in Need when I entered the fandom, when I was a little South Park noob, and now, almost 2 years later, I realize that my New Kid has changed a lot, like for example at the beginning I liked to call him Douchebag, because I saw meaning to the name for the character. Now he has a name (Daniel, friends call him Danny), but I still like Douchebag and how that nickname changed him in his story
"Sigh" Sighed the writer
I rewrite this chapter so many times, I'm sorry it took so long. I can't promise you that I update soon, but because of the shitting COVID-19 pandemic, I'm stuck in my house, so my chances of writing grew greatly, haha…
Welp, hope you like it, see you next time and be safe lovely people that love yaoi, stay in your house and read trashy fanfics like this one or play 100 hours long videogames, like I am.
Bye-Bye :3
