Hero Origins – Stick of Truth

Hi guys, last chapter was very long, double the size to be exact, I wanted to fit all the school rescue in one chapter. Well, in this chapter we will most likely meet my favorite character, hopefully. Hope you like it :3

My main language is Spanish so I'm sorry for my grammar

Yaoi. Boy x Boy. If you don't like it, don't read it

I don't own South Park or any of its characters. South Park is own by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Comedy Central.

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Douchebag P.O.V

We returned to Kupa Keep, everyone seemed happy to see us. Craig quickly abandoned us to go with his friends, we approached to the Grand Wizard to report about our mission

"Thank you, new kid for rescuing Felspar from the evil clutches of detention and now our entire army has assembled" Cartman said getting the attention of everyone around "Is finally time to take back what is rightfully ours, luckily a few moments ago a carrier raven arrived with news that the Stick of Truth has not been taken to the elven forest yet"

"Then where is it?" Butters asked

"The Stick is currently held in the inn of the Giggling Donkey, and is in the possession of… the bard" Cartman said after a dramatic pause

Everyone gasped in horror leaving me more confused than ever

"Not the bard…" Scott said

"The bard is a druid elf that use songs to enchant and destroy his enemies. His sing stops anyone who pose a threat and buff his allies. Physically he might not be that strong, but his magic is the deadliest in the elven kingdom" Butters explained

"Do not be afraid my warriors, the raven said that the bard is currently alone in the inn, he won't be able to do anything against our whole army" Cartman said "We'll take back the Stick of Truth without fail. Let us make haste to the Giggling Donkey" Cartman said and everyone yelled excited

"Wait!" Someone said interrupting the yelling

"What Craig?" Cartman asked angrily

"We can't go yet" Craig said

"Why not?" Cartman said

"Not everyone is here, we are missing Clyde" Token said

"Yeah, where is he?" Tweek asked

We all look away ashamed

"Oh Clyde" Cartman said disinterested "I banish him from time and space"

"You what!?" Craig yelled

"What? Why?" Tweek yelled too

"He lost the failed to protect the Stick" Cartman said

"Is not like you never lost the stick too" Token said furiously

"I am the king, I make the rules here" Cartman said getting angry too

"Is that why you have that?" Craig said to me and took the helmet off my head "This isn't yours"

I hugged my head feeling empty all of the sudden

"Craig wait" Butter said getting between me and Craig "It wasn't Douche fault"

"It doesn't matter" Craig said

"I'm sorry…" I said only strong enough for Butters and Craig's group to hear "I want him back too…"

"I don't car…" Craig tried to say

"Craig stop. Don't vent yourself on the new kid" Token said calmer "He looks like a good guy, I believe he didn't want this to happen"

"This is all Cartman's fault" Tweek said

"Craig, Douche wants to return the helmet to Clyde" Butter said "He'll come back, we will find a way"

Craig relaxed a little "Fine" He said and give me back the helmet "You can keep it until Clyde comes back, ok?" He said and I nod "Good"

"Did you bitches finally finished whining?" Cartman said "Then let's go. Scott stay here and defend the base" He said and leave the keep

"Ok…" Scott said

"I hate him" Craig said

"We all hate him" Kenny said

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We exited the kingdom as a group, we walked a few minutes until we reach a house nearby, it was after a big road to town and a bus stop, we hide behind some bushes in front of the normal looking house. I tap Token's shoulder to get his attention and point at the house

"Yeah, this is the place" He said "The inn of the Giggling Donkey, this is also the bard's house, his parents aren't home and that's why we can use it for our game"

I nod to thank him for the info. I wonder what kind of kid he is, knowing all of these guys, he is probably not normal

"Are you sure the Stick is here Butters?" Cartman asked

"That's what Twitter said" Butter answered

Cartman sighed "Carrier raven, Butters"

"Oh yeah… Sorry" Butters said

I giggle. So, the carrier raven is Twitter, that's actually very funny

"Ok guys this is the plan" Cartman said "Douche, Kenny, Butters and I will enter and kick the bard's ass. Tweek, Token, Craig, you guys wait here in case the bard ask for reinforcements, keep them at bay while we take the Stick, got it?"

We all accede to Cartman's plan, the four of us enter the house, inside it was decorated as a tavern, they even have old style music playing in the background, there are some kids playing cards and drinking something that looks like beer, none of them look like elves thought. We got near the counter

"A glass of meedlewine please" Cartman told the barman

"No meedlewine today, only fairy ale" He responded

"Then fairy ale it is" Cartman said

The barman start preparing Cartman's drink. I feel watched, all around us the other kids were taking quick peeks at us and looking away

"I have a bad feeling" Kenny told me after he notice it too

"I want fairy ale too" Butters said completely unaware of the situation

"So… uuhh…. Has anyone seen the bard lately" Cartman said out of nowhere. The music suddenly stopped and everyone stare at us intensely "You can't enjoy some fairy ale without the company of some bardic poems" Cartman tried to recover

"He is here alright" The barman said giving Cartman his drink "He has a room down in the cellar"

"Oh, then I shall pay handsomely for his services" Cartman said and gives some coins to the barman "Sir Douchebag" He says as he walks pass me

We follow Cartman until we reach the door to the basement underneath the stairs, everyone are still looking at us

"Ok, this is the plan, Douchebag, you and Butters go down an kick his ass, Kenny and I will wait here in case he wants to escape" Cartman said "Remember, the bard can use songs to enchant, Don't let him get you"

We nod and I open the door, the basement was pitch black, I tried to find a switch for the lights, but there was none, is the bard actually here? We start going down, being carefully to not trip with anything, there were a lot of things here

"Mr. bard, are you here?" Butter said into the darkness "Come out, come out wherever you are" He sang

It was useless, but cute. Some music strings broke the silence and the lights suddenly turn on

"Oh, Jesus, is the bard!" Butters gasped in horror

"P-Prepare for b-battle, w-weaklings" The bard said, he was waiting in front of us

I stare at the bard, he was nowhere near what I was expecting. Everyone was so afraid of him that I imagined him like big and buff, but no. He uses crutches, he is short and thin, too thin, specially his legs, his face has problems and he stutters as he talks… but… he didn't look bad… there is something in him…

"E-Elves, fall in!" The bard said taking back my attention

"Douchebag! Is a trap!" We heard Cartman agitated, before we were surrounded by elves

"Y-You sure are d-dumb, humans. Falling f-for such an o-obvious trap" The bard said "I a-am one of the strongest e-elves in the Kingdom, and w-with my lute, I shall p-power up my elven g-guards with magical s-songs of ench… with magical s-songs of… w-with magical songs of e-enchan…" The bard stuttered

"Mmm… this is going to take a while" The elf beside me said as the bard continued stuttering

I looked at Butters confused, he sat on a box and signal me to sit too

"Sometimes is like that" Butters said "Jimmy was born with disabilities, something about his brain and bones, I don't know the specifics, but that's why he stutters a lot, and sometimes it get as bad as this and we just wait for it to pass"

"I thought you were afraid of him" I said in a low voice

"Oh, that's just in the game. Jimmy is very friendly and kind, but he can totally beat me up, he has a strong will" Butters said

"So, his name is Jimmy" I said

"Yep, Jimmy Valmer" Butters said

"Jimmy…" I said as Butters look at me curiously

"W-With magical songs of e-enchantment" Jimmy finished

"Ok he is done" Butter said standing up and us and the elves returned to our previous positions

"S-Sorry about that" Jimmy said

"Is ok Jimmy" Butters said

"Y-Yeah…" Jimmy said and cough to get back in to character "A-All right elves, destroy t-these humans"

"You'll never take us alive" Butters yelled dramatically. This is fun

The elves started attacking us, the bard stand back as three normal elves fight with us. Butters and I stand strong, we should be able to defeat them, but…

"T-There once was a m-maiden from Stonebury H-Hollow. She didn't t-talk much, but boy d-did she swallow" The bard sang in the background

The bard song distracted me, and an elf took a good hit on me, they suddenly became stronger, they were giggling, and who can blame them? That song was funny. Is this the bard magic?

"Are you ok Douche?" Butters asked me and I nod

"I h-have a nice lance t-that she sat upon. T-The maiden from Stonebury w-who is also y-your mom" The bard continued to sing

I start to giggle too. I was a bout to be hit again, but Butters got me out of the way

"Are you ok Douchebag? Don't let the bard enchantments get you" Butters said

I understood why Jimmy was so dangerous. The elves assault kept going, every time we wanted to counterattack the bard sang something new that made his allies stronger. One of the elves manages to corner me and throw me on to some trash

"Douchebag!" Butters yelled

"Die human" The elf said

A wooden baseball bat roll by me, with all the fighting the basement was starting to get messy. I took the bat and with it block the elf incoming attack and manage to push him away

"Hey, that's cheating" The elf said to Jimmy

"Mmm. I don't think it is. I mean he is a warrior" Jimmy said

With one swing I was able to knock the elf cold. This bat is a big upgrade over my crappy short wood sword. I join back with Butters, with this weapon I should be able to take care of this guys on my own, but if Jimmy keep enchanting them, this will get bad.

"Butters" I said in a low voice

"Yeah?" He said and I point at Jimmy "Oh, you want me to distract him" He said and I nod "Ok, leave it to me" He said and ran at Jimmy

"S-Shit" Jimmy said getting ready to battle

"On no, they are going for the bard" One of the elves said

"Watch out!" The other said

But it was too late, again one hit was enough to beat him, and it was just a one versus one. I attack the elf continuously, the bat power was immense, but his speed and defense were lackluster, the last elf quickly adapted at my attack pattern. After a few seconds he felt confident enough to attack me, but that was a mistake, as soon as he let his guard down, I drop the bat and slash him with my own sword. It took a few more slashes to defeat him, but it was done. I look back at Butters to see how we was doing, only to find him laying on the floor with Jimmy poking him in the stomach with one of his crutches, I guess Butters wasn't joking when he said that Jimmy could beat him up

End of chapter 5

Hi guys, what do you say? Did you like Jimmy finally appearing. He is my favorite character along with my new kid

Hope you like it and see you next chapter :3