Hero Origins – Stick of Truth
Hi guys, I had to cut last chapter short, I didn't want to write a doble length chapter as soon, so I hope you forgive me. Hope you enjoy :3
My main language is Spanish so I'm sorry for my grammar
Yaoi. Boy x Boy. If you don't like it, don't read it
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Douchebag P.O.V
I just finish defeating Jimmy's elven guards and he finished beating Butters up. We stared at each other, not knowing what to do next. I looked directly at his eyes still determined to win, his eyes… his sky blue eyes… they look…
"W-Well, what a but k-kicking, isn't it?" Jimmy said
Eh... What?
"I s-still have the s-stick, so, see ya" Jimmy said and ran upstairs
Yeah… I stood still there for some minutes not knowing what just happened
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"Douchebag, are you ok?" Butters shook me pulling me out of my thoughts
"Oh, yes… what just happen?" I asked
"I don't know, when I woke up you were staring at the stairs. Did the bard enchanted you?" He said
"I-I think…?" I said
"Don't worry, we'll make him pay for messing with us" Butters said "We need to get back quickly, Eric and Kenny may be in danger"
I nod. Why I didn't stop Jimmy? It doesn't matter, we need to finish our mission. We went up the stairs, but the door won't open
"Oh no, the bard trapped us here" Butters said "If we don't beat him fast, he'll probably ask for reinforcements, and we'll be done for"
We tried to force the door, but it didn't work, he got us good, by ourselves we won't be able to escape
"What are we going to do?" Butters asked in panic
"Hey!" We heard a muffled yell
We look around to see where it was coming, it was Craig, it he was behind a window that connected with the outside
"What's happening?" Craig said
"It's Craig, because he is a thief, he would be able to lockpick the door" Butters said
We grab a ladder that was close by and open the window to let him in the basement
"So, what's going on? You were taking very long and the front door is close" Craig asked
"It was a trap all along, the inn is full of elves, we are lock down here and we don't know what happen to Eric and Kenny" Butters explained
"Serves them right" Craig said "Is anyone else in the house, like Stan or Kyle?" Craig asked
"I don't know, but it doesn't look like it" Butters said
"Ok, so is a race against time. I'll get you out of here so we can rescue the fatass and McCormick, then we need to open the front door to let Tweek and Token in and finally take the Stick back" Craig said
"Right" Butters said and I nod
"Good, let's go" Craig said
With Craig in charge we were ready to strike back. It took a minute, but Craig actually managed to open the door, we took a peek at the living room, the bar had disappeared, and in his place, there were barricades and elven guards all around
"Ouch, you son of…" We heard from the opposite direction
"Oh no, is Eric, they are torturing him" Butters said as Craig remained in silence "We need to help him"
Craig sigh "Alright…"
We entered the kitchen, in there was Cartman lying on the floor as two elves hit him lightly with his wooden weapons, Cartman was yelling profanities as strong as he could, like this was the worse punishment in the world
The elves didn't notice us, so we approached them silently and finish them without them even realize what happened, like assassins
"What took you so long?" Cartman yell at us and Craig flip him off "Whatever" Cartman pull a pack of ketchup and then started acting like he was coughing blood "The bard, his powers were too strong, he is in one of the rooms. They took princess Kenny, they took her upstairs. I'm sure they are going to rape her, don't let them rape princess Kenny" And Cartman fall back down
WTF, where did that came from?
"Oh no! Kenny! We need to save him-her quick" Butters yelled and I nod
We leave the wizard behind, he wasn't going to help us either way. We need to open the door to let our reinforcements in, the problem is how. There are about 5 normal guards and one with a different costume. I tap Craig's shoulder
"What?" He asked
I point at him and the door and then at me and Butters and the guards
"Mmm, you want to distract the elves while I open the door, is that right?" Craig said and I nod "Is going to be hard, you know that" I nod again "Alright. Don't die"
Craig hide in the shadows to wait for a chance to open the door
"I'm ready when you are" Butters told me
I took a deep breath, this might be the hardest battle so far. We climbed the barricade and jump at one of the elves taking him out
"What?!" One of the elves said "How did they escape?"
"It doesn't matter, capture them" Their leader said, he had a gas mask and that greatly deepen his voice
Butters and I ran in different directions, each of us fighting two guards. The elves attacked me with their swords, they had a good coordinated combo, that keep me on the defensive, I had to back off. I corner myself against the barricade and force them to fight mt one on one, and luckily it worked. I easily disarmed one of the elves and slash him to finish him off and as the other panic, I hit him with the hilt of my sword knocking him down. I ran to Butters who was still fighting the other guards, but the masked elf blocked my way
"This is as far as you go" The elf said
He pulled his sword and with a lighter ignited it on fire. This was dangerous. He tried to slash me with his burning sword so I jump backwards, there is no way my small wooden sword could block that. I ran way as he chased me burning everything in his path. If this keep going, he is going to burn the entire house, I need to stop him now. I didn't really think about it, more than wanting to get the stick or rescue Kenny, the most important thing to me was not letting his guy damage the house even further. He attacked me one last time, I jump away and in midair I farted right at his sword, making a small explosion and sending us fly away.
"Douchebag! Are you ok?" I heard Butters a few second later
The recoil of the explosion had hit me too, but I was in way better shape than the elf. Butters help me stand up, as Craig and his friend finally entered the house
"Wow, you guys managed to beat them all" Craig said surprised
"Craig told us everything, you guys rest here. I'll go heal Cartman and Tweek and Craig will go save Kenny" Token told us
I nod, I really need to take a breather
"No!" Butters said "I'll go save Kenny"
"You are in no shape to keep fighting" Token said, but Butters had already run towards the stairs
"What's up with him?" Craig asked me, I shook my head and followed Butters
At the top of the stairs Butters looking for the room Kenny was trap in
"Douchebag? What are you doing here? You should rest" He told me when he saw me
"You too" I told him
"I just… need to save him" He said looking away
He blushed a little as he said that, it looks like Kenny is very important to Butters.
"Let's save him" I told him
"Yes" Butters said with a big smile
At that moment we heard the sound of a bed moving and the continuous muffled screams of Kenny. Butters expression changed to horror
"We need to go. Now!" He said
We quickly ran towards the door the sounds were coming, we kicked the door open and inside we saw… Kenny tied and a kid jumping on the bed beside him… ok. Every time the kid landed on the bed, he sent Kenny flying and that make him scream of fear of falling off
"Kenny!" Butters yelled
The kid stopped jumping, but before he could react Butters threw his hammer at him making him fall off the bed unconscious. We quickly got Kenny off the bed and untie him
"My hero" Kenny said and kiss Butters on the cheek
"O-of course princess" Butters blushed furiously "I'll always protect you"
Kenny hug Butters and he hug him back, I could only smile at how cute they look. Butters and I took a minute to rest, this wasn't over yet. We got out of the room and our entire team was already here, they were trying to open the room next door
"Princess Kenny, you are alright" Cartman said faking concern "How badly did they rape you?"
"Fuck you, asshole" Kenny reply
"Why are you guys here? Where is the bard?" Butters asked
"He is in his room" Craig said "But I can't open the door, it must be enchanted with some kind of magic"
Cartman walked to the door and started hitting it with his staff
"You can't hold the doorknob bard, is against the rules" Cartman yelled
"Y-Yes I can, I h-have the Stick of T-Truth, so I control the u-universe, and I say h-holding the d-doorknob is ok" Jimmy said
"Can he do that?" Cartman asked
"He has the Stick, so I guess" Craig said
"Dammit" Cartman yelled "There has to be another way into this room. Douchebag, start looking"
What? Why me?
"Alright… Let's go" Butter said and I sigh
"Hey, look up there" Token said pointing to the stairs to the attic
We heard a yelp at the same time Token speak, there was an elf up there, he was looking at us, looks like he escaped the moment his friends were defeated
"Perfect" Cartman said "Maybe there is a way to enter from there"
"How are we supposed to get up there?" Butters said
"Leave it to me" Kenny said
Kenny started to walk seductively towards the elf
"Hey, elven warrior" Kenny said
"W-What…?" The elf said
When Kenny got his attention, he gently pulled down his hoody to show his 'breast', making me uncomfortable and everyone else laugh in the background. The elf got down the attic with the intention to touch Kenny, but Kenny swiftly knocked his light out with his trustworthy mirror. He turned back at us with what it looks like a satisficed grin
"Nice work as always, princess" Cartman said "Is good to see that your charm is as good as ever"
"Well, shall we?" Kenny told me and Butters
"Oh, yes. Let's go Douche" Butters said, and I nod
We got up the ladder to the attic, I don't know what we are looking for up here. It was dark, even if is still day outside, Kenny and Butters keep walking easily through the darkness
"It looks like there is nothing here" Kenny said
"What do we do now?" Butters asked
Suddenly we heard a noise, something moved right next to us, we all got ready to fight. The noise stop, but we got the feeling of being watch, something was coming, something… small?
"Waaaaa!" We heard Butters yell
We turn quickly and saw Butters running all around the attic being chase by an enormous rat
"Heeelp!"
"Butters!" Kenny yell "We are coming!"
Kenny and I run to try to catch the rat, as we did, all three of us crash with all kind of stuff while trying to solve the problem. After a good five minutes Kenny finally manage to catch the rat with his hands
"Gotcha" Kenny said victoriously
"Thank you… Ken" Butters said finally calming down "You too Douche"
"Is ok" I said and look at Ken with the rat still in his hands "What are you going to do with it?"
"Probably free it outside, maybe keep it as a pet" Kenny said petting the rat
"It seems to like you" Butters said
After all that madness we were ready to go back down, however a sudden loud noise made us all jump back scared, a big metal box fell from a desk, the box was so heavy that the floor beneath it started to crumble. We tried to run away, but it was too late, the three of us and the box fell to the room below. The hit was painful and I felt dizzy, but I don't think I took any serious damage, I sit down and look at my friends, they also appear to be ok, Kenny's rat also is fine. We were in a bedroom
"A-Are you guys ok?" Someone said to us
Jimmy came to us with a worried look on his face
"W-What happened?" He said helping us get back up
"Your parents need to be careful with what they store in the attic" Kenny said pointing to the metal box
We were in Jimmy's bedroom, somehow we managed to get here as Cartman wanted… Wait…
"Are you hurt?!" I said to Jimmy in an uncharacteristic loud voice
"M-Me?" He said
"Oh right, did the debris hit you?" Kenny said
"N-No, I'm fine. It didn't land near me" Jimmy said
"Thank god" Kenny said, and I sighed relieved
"Hey, what's going on in there?" We heard Token outside
"Oh, the door is open now" Craig said, and everyone came in
"Aaahh! What happen?! What's this?!" Tweek panicked
Everyone took a moment to understand the situation, Craig, Token and Tweek went to check if Jimmy was ok, looks like they are good friends. Cartman walked to us with a smug face
"Looks like you manage to infiltrate here, good job Douchebag" He told me
"Did you do this on purpose?" Craig yelled at me angry
"No, it was an accident" Kenny said
"Why should I believe you McCormick?" Craig said
"W-Wait Craig" Jimmy said "I b-believe them. It was o-only a matter of time u-until that happen. M-My parents need to b-be more careful"
"Ok" Craig said calming down
That was a big accident, we should go home for the day, and resume the game another day. That's what I thought, but…
"Alright Douchebag, is time to take the Stick back" Cartman said getting everyone attention
"W-Who is Douchebag?" Jimmy asked
"He is the New Kid, he moved in today" Butters answered pointing to me
"O-Oh yeah. Nice to m-meet you" He told me and run towards the opposite side of the room "I w-won't let you get the S-Stick humans"
"Kick his ass Douchebag" Cartman ordered me
I'm tired, I want to go home and rest, I think this will be the last battle for today. I step up to fight, it looks like it will only be the two of us, I pull of my sword as he got a makeshift crossbow. I stare deeply at him, he was wearing a green cape and a hat made of newspaper, that was his entire costume. There was great tension between us, I look into his eyes for an opening, his eyes… his sky blue eyes… they look…
"Douchebag! Watch out!" Butters yelled
Something hit me on the face, I step back in pain, what just happen? I didn't have time to react as more small stones hit me
"What are you doing Douchebag?! Stop losing. Get your head out of the clouds" Cartman yelled at me
I jump to the side and hide behind a drawer, I was still very confused about what happen, I took a deep breath and calm down. Ok, I need to beat Jimmy. He was still shooting me from afar, that tell me that he is not good at close combat, I'm going to have to tank a few hits
I jump back at the action and run directly at him, Jimmy noticing that I didn't care about getting hit, walked backwards as he shot me, but it didn't work. I got close to him and tried to slash him, but he moved away, I follow him until he suddenly dropped his weapon and draw a flute from his cape. What was a flute going to do?
"Cover your ears!" I heard Kenny yell in panic
I did what he told me not understanding what happen. Jimmy blow through the flute and played a single note, I could barely hear it, I look back at my group to see them covering their ears too, all with worried faces. Could it be that Jimmy had an actual sound base attack?
I look back at Jimmy to see that he wasn't playing the flute anymore, he was coming at me at an incredible speed, he rammed at me making me drop my sword. He was strong, that was one hell of a tackle, but this just mark his end. I keep myself up, grab him by his shoulder and throw him into the floor. He doesn't have his crossbow anymore, his sound attack didn't work, this should had been his last option, we are done… or that was I thought. Jimmy got back up still determined to win. I was tired, I'm proud of my physical strength and endurance, but this day had taken his toll on me. We were both gasping for air, this became a battle of wills, to see who gives up first
Jimmy run at me again like a mad bull and I took him again by his shoulders to throw him to the floor, and once again he stood up. We repeat this several times, we were both smiling, having fun. Until the last attack, Jimmy tried to get back up, but he couldn't, I sit on the floor and rise my hands in victory. I was tired, I was hurt, but the thing that pain me the most was seeing this kid, I barely knew, unconscious on the floor and I didn't know why
"Yeah! Douchebag won" Butters yelled, and everyone cheered
"Good job Douchebag" Cartman said as he walked to me "You have recovered the Stick of Truth, you should be proud" He said, but I knew they were empty words "And for you" Cartman said looking as Jimmy
Cartman rise his staff above the unconscious boy. What the heck? I move faster that I knew I could and push Cartman away from Jimmy. What's wrong with him? Did he actually tried to hit him in that state?
"Hey! What are you doing?" Cartman yelled at me "He is the enemy"
I stand between them, I was mad. I was about to jump at Cartman, but Craig beat me to it
"What the fuck asshole?!" Craig yelled "What did you think you are doing?"
"Don't forget that even if we are enemies, Jimmy is still our friend" Token said
"Don't try to pull a stun like that again or you'll regret it" Tweek said
"Why are you so pissy about it?" Cartman said and stand up "Forget it. Kenny, Butters, let's go"
"Why are we still friend with him?" Kenny said
"I don't know" Butter said
"Douchebag, don't forget to take the Stick" Cartman said
"We'll see you back at the kingdom" Kenny said and the three of them left
I took the Stick from Jimmy and sigh, finally it was over. Craig pat me in the back
"Hey, good job there, and thanks for defending Jimmy" Craig said
"Are you guys friends?" I asked
"Yeah, he is one of our best friends" Token said
"Along with Clyde, our group is the five of us" Tweek said
"Oh, and should we help clean?" I said looking around, the house was a disaster because of us
"Usually the losing team cleans after everything is over" Token said "Kyle and Stan should be coming shortly"
"Yes, but we should at least put Jimmy on his bed" Craig said and him and Tweek carry Jimmy to his bed and took his costume off so he could rest
"Who are Kyle and Stan?" I asked
"Kyle is the king of the elves and Stan is his right-hand man" Token said "They are friends with Cartman, Kenny and Butters"
"I hate all of them" Craig said
"Don't be like that, Kenny and Butters are chill, Stan is ok" Token said
"I don't like Stan, too unpredictable" Tweek said
"His moral compass is a mess" Craig said
"We should leave before they get here" Token said and we all left the house
We walk back to the KKK, all we have to do is give the Stick to Cartman and everything will be over
"It was a good battle the one between you and Jimmy, you didn't hold back. Thanks" Craig said
"Why are you thanking me?" I said
"For not holding back" Craig said
"What?" I was confused
"I'll explain" Token said "Mmm… what did you think the first time you saw Jimmy?"
"He looked frail and weak" I said
"That's understandable" Tweek said
"But his eyes had a look that could beat anyone" I said
"Correct" Token said "Jimmy's body may be frail, but he is definitely not weak. That kid could eat you alive and spit you back out. He has the strongest spirit I ever meet"
"But he is not invincible" Craig said "He doesn't like when people treat him differently because of his disabilities, that's why I thank you for not holding back, for treating him like anyone else"
"I see" I said "You think we could be friends?"
Everyone looked at me and laughed
"Of course, dude, he is very friendly too" Token said "We'll introduce you to him"
"I like you Douche" Craig said "Could we be friends?"
"Yeah" I said "I like you guys too"
We reach the kingdom and gave the Stick to Cartman. He then gave us a speech about how great he was in the mission and how horrible and weak the elves were, I didn't care, I just ignore it. It was starting to get late, so we all leave to our houses, I said my goodbyes to everyone and finally got some peace
"Hey sweetheart, what's that costume you have on?" My mother asked me after entering home
"We don't care if you don't care" My father said after I didn't answer
"Don't start Chris" Mom nagged dad "Well sweetheart, we are going to bed already, dinner is in the kitchen. Have a good night"
Mom went up stairs and dad follow her, is too early to go to bed, I know what they are going to do… It doesn't matter. I went to my room and took off my warrior costume, I look at my almost naked body and saw a lot of hits and bruises that weren't going to disappear overnight, and let a big sigh
This is the most tired I have ever been in my life, but is also the most fun I ever had. I close my eyes and remember all the new friends I made today, Butters, Kenny, Craig, Tweek and Token, I hope I can become friends with Clyde and Jimmy and I need to spend more time with Scott. Today has a good day, but… something seems off…
Thinking back to Jimmy's house, it took us a lot of time since we escape from the basement until we beat Jimmy, if Butters was right and Jimmy called for reinforcements, where were they? If those guys Stan and Kyle helped him, we would had lost. Mmm… I put my normal clothes and went outside, it was chilly, I'm still not used to the cold. I walked to Jimmy's house, until I heard the sound of a hammer from afar…
End of chapter 6
Oh god, how is this chapter double length? Next time are the night missions… I can feel myself cringe, I don't want to do it :P
I want to apologize for taking so long to update this, I'm not going to give you excuses, but I'm going to finish this fic, even if it takes me years
Thanks to all the people who has read my shit, hope you liked it and see you on the next chapter :3
