Hero Origins – Stick of Truth

Hi guys, did you think I was going to write the first night mission like I said? Nop. Today we are having a small side story about my fave character. There are going to be more of this about other characters later on. Hope you like it, enjoy :3

My main language is Spanish so I'm sorry for my grammar

Yaoi. Boy x Boy. If you don't like it, don't read it

I don't own South Park or any of its characters. South Park is own by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Comedy Central.

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Jimmy P.O.V

There was commotion in the Elven Forest, apparently the latest group that was send into Kupa Keep, the human kingdom, was able to steal the Stick of Truth, this were great news, a few more days without the Stick and we would have been force to raise the white flags in order to survive. I was our turn to be in control

"Jimmy! My loyal bard, come here!" I heard the elven king call me in a kingly tone

"H-How can I serve y-you my lord?" I said walking to him

The elven king Kyle was sitting on his throne with Stan the ranger to his side

"My bard, I'm here to give you an important mission" Kyle said

"A-Anything my lord" I said back

"But first, your parents are not home, right?" Kyle said breaking character

"N-No, they went to S-Seattle for a conference, t-they'll be back in a-a few days" I said casually "W-Why?"

"I see" Kyle cough to return to his royal like speech "I want you to have this" Kyle said and handed me… wait…

"T-The Stick of T-Truth" I said and everyone in the kingdom gasped

"I want you to use it as bait in order to get rid of the humans once and for all" Kyle said

"W-What?! How?" I said confused

"Don't worry, we have been prepping for days" Kyle said "We are going to use your house as a trap to lure the humans in and defeat them" Kyle said

"M-My house?" I said "But I'm n-not allow to invite people o-over"

"Don't worry Jimmy, they'll never know" Kyle said "As long as you win"

"W-What do you mean?" I said

"There is no chance for you to lose, we have prepared for anything the humans could do" Kyle said

"Besides, I think Craig had detention today" Stan said

"See, this would be a walk in the park" Kyle said "The team is ready to go at any time"

"I d-don't understand. Why didn't y-you tell me sooner?" I said

"We didn't want you to say no" Stan said

"Y-Yeah, I would have said that. A-And why do you t-think they are going t-to fall for it?" I said

"Because you have the best bait" Kyle said pointing at the Stick "Cartman wouldn't miss a chance to get the Stick back"

I don't know it seems I end up losing in all departments

"D-Don't you think is a little r-risky?" I said

"That's why I'm sending you, you are the strongest elf, beside me and Stan" Kyle said "I know you can do it"

This is ridiculous. Is Kyle out of his mind, we don't have the resources to do something this big, we just got the Stick after such a long time, we should focus on rebuild the kingdom first

"Mmm… C-Can I refuse?" I said not expecting much

"Is that insubordination I hear?" Kyle said

"D-Don't you think you are a-acting just a little bit t-tyrannical, just like…" I said but stop myself

"Just like what?" Kyle said in an ominous tone

"J-Just like… Cartman" I said

"Jimmy…!" Kyle growled at me

"F-Fine, fine… I'll do it" I said

I said and start walking away. Sometimes I don't even know why I try…

"And remember" Kyle said in a menacing voice "Do not fail me!"

Is not fair comparing Kyle to Cartman, Kyle is usually a great guy, except when Cartman is in the picture, then Kyle whole purpose in life is to beat him. I sigh and walk towards the armory, Chris Donnely greeted me and pointed to my group, there were 9 normal elves and a captain with a gas mask. Damn it, the guy with the mask is going to be a problem, he uses a fire sword, that means if he ends up fighting, my house is probably going to take damage, I talk to them and they explained Kyle's plan

We are going to separate the human group in two, then take one group into the basement were me and another 3 elves will defeat them, and the rest of our forces will sneak attack the other group. Is simple, but it might work, if is true that Craig is not with them, we should be able to separate them efficiently. We took a bunch of props and depart towards my house

It took a few minutes, but we manage to transform my living room into a bar called the Giggling Donkey. The elves disguise as normal costumers and me and my team walked down to the basement, we tuned off the lights and we wait

If everything goes well, my house won't suffer much damage, I should be able to clean it before my parents came back, I looked at the other elves and they were talking friendly, I started playing an old flute I had with me, I don't know most of the guys in the kingdom, all of my friends went to the human team when we started the game, the only people I know are Kyle, Stan, Dogpoo, Jason and Bradley and I don't spend a lot of time with them either, I became an elf just to bonk heads with my friends a little, but not having anyone to talk to has become tiresome

We heard some rhythmic knocks on the door to signal us that the humans had arrive, we got into position, if I had to guess, I say Butters, Kenny and Clyde will come down here, leaving Token, Tweek and Cartman above, we should be able to do it, we heard someone coming down the stairs

"Mr. Bard, where are you?" That was Butters

He kept calling at me, but there was no response, not even from his companions, was he alone? We turned on the lights and decide to show ourselves, along Butters was a kid that I don't remember seeing, who was he?

"P-Prepare for b-battle, w-weaklings" I said and the elves surround them

It doesn't matter who he is, I just need to beat them. The door of the basement close with a yelling Cartman in the background, everything was going as plan, and after a stutter attack, we started fighting, Butters fought me as the other kid battle the elves, there is no way we are losing this

Butters' hammer attacks were easy to read and defend thanks to my crutches. I stepped on his foot with one of my crutches and a headbutt was everything I needed to knock him down. I look to see how my elves were doing only to find them all of them on the ground. What? How strong is this kid?

We stared at each other eyes, he looked strong, I can't afford to lose the Stick, the other elves should be able to take him out, I just need to find a way to escape. He kept the staring contest until he looked like his downed his guard

"W-Well, what a but k-kicking, isn't it?" I said, but he didn't move "I s-still have the s-stick, so, see ya"

I ran upstairs and locked the door, that should keep him busy for a while

"Jimmy, sir" The elf captain called me

"Y-Yes, how is the s-situation up here?" I said

"We capture the grand wizard and the princess" He said "The wizard is been tortured in the kitchen and we took the princes to the upper floor"

"T-That's great, what a-about the rest?"

"The barbarian and the white mage are locked outside, the thief was there too, but we lost him a minute ago"

"C-Craig is here?!"

Crap, not knowing were Craig is, is very dangerous, with his stealth and lockpicking skills, he can turn around the situation in an instant, and with that kid on his side… this could get very bad. Looks like Clyde and Scott stayed on their base, even though, this situation could get out of hand

"O-Ok, this are my o-orders. I want you g-guys to stop anyone who t-tries to reach the s-second floor, I'm g-going to get us s-some reinforcements"

"Reinforcements? But everything is going as planed? The ones outside are not dangerous"

"Y-You don't know how s-scary Craig is. Besides, we d-didn't manage to eliminate a-all the humans in t-the basement"

"Oh yeah, where is everyone else?"

"T-They has been defeated, t-the three of them b-by a single kid"

"What?! All of them, by that warrior?!"

"Y-Yes, so please, d-do as I told y-you"

"Yes sir" He saluted me, and I start going upstairs "I hope you get them…" He said

What does he mean? Kyle will surely send help is we need them… right? I reach my room and close the door. I hope I'm not right, but if I am, I don't know how much time we have. I grab my phone and call Kyle, after a few rings he answer

"Hey Jimmy, how is everything going?" He asked

"Mmm… w-well, the plan is k-kind of working"

"Kind of? Why is that?"

"W-We capture Cartman and K-Kenny, Tweek and Token a-are lock outside and B-Butters is trap in the b-basement"

"Cool, that's good news"

"Y-Yeah, but we got some p-problems we didn't e-expect"

"Like what?"

"F-First of all, C-Craig is here"

"Is he? I thought he flipped of Mr. Mackey" Stan said

"That doesn't seem that much of a problem" Kyle said

"T-They also have a n-new warrior, and h-he is insane" I said

"A new warrior?" Kyle said

"Y-Yeah, the plan m-might crumble away, w-we need reinforcements"

"Reinforcements, huh?" Kyle paused for a moment "Jimmy, do you know why I gave you this mission?"

"W-What?"

"To test your loyalty"

"W-What?! My loyalty? W-What are you talking a-about?"

"We haven't won a battle in a long time, Cartman is always one step ahead of us, that's why we think someone is giving information to the enemy"

"A-And you think t-that is m-me?!"

"Don't think we haven't see you chatting with your human friends all the time!"

"B-But I'm not g-giving them anything, it's b-because I don't k-know anyone in o-our team…"

"Then why did you join us? If your friends are on the other side"

"T-That's because… I t-though it might b-be fun… and…"

"Lies, they made you join to leak information"

"N-No…"

"Then why?!"

"B-Because I f-felt sorry for y-you!"

"What?!"

"A-All our friends, all of them, t-they join the h-humans, only S-Stan stayed w-with you, t-that's why I joined y-you!"

I shouldn't have said that, even if it's the truth. I want to go to the other team were the guys are, but I made my decision and I'm going to stick to it. There was an eerie silence at Kyle's side of the line

"Jimmy" Kyle said "If you don't bring me Cartman's head, don't even try to come back here"

"W-What?" I said

"Kyle, don't you think that's too har…?" Stan tried to say, but Kyle hanged up the phone

I can't believe it, is he for real? I sit on the floor and hug my legs, what am I going to do now?

I hear voices coming from outside the room, they are my friends, Cartman, Kenny and Butters, and I'm going to guess that kid is there too, is a complete defeat, should I even resist?

All the guys outside are here for fun, so I should have fun too one last time. I heard someone trying to open the door and I hold the doorknob to stop it, a moment later someone hit my door

"You can't hold the doorknob bard, is against the rules" Cartman yelled

"Y-Yes I can, I h-have the Stick of T-Truth, so I control the u-universe, and I say h-holding the d-doorknob is ok" I said maliciously, breaking the rules is always fun

They started talking, I couldn't hear what about, the only other way to enter to this room is through the window, the only one who should be able to climb a window on the second floor is Kenny and he is wearing a dress, so I should be safe here

I heard noises coming from above, are they in the attic? What for? Suddenly the ceiling started to crack, what the hell? The ceiling break and Kenny, Butters and that kid fall along with some trash from the attic

"A-Are you guys o-ok?" I ran to them "What h-happened?"

"Your parents need to be careful with what they store in the attic" Kenny said pointing a metal box

I know that box, it contains a bunch of heavy tools and equipment, I knew it was unwise to store it in the attic, but my parents won't listen

"Are you hurt?!" The kid yelled loudly

"M-Me?" I said

"Oh right, did the debris hit you?" Kenny said

"N-No, I'm fine. It didn't land n-near me" I said

"Thank god" Kenny said, and the kid sighed relieved,

Why is he so worried about me?

"Hey, what's going on in there?" We heard Token outside

"Oh, the door is open now" Craig said, and everyone came in

"Aaahh! What happen?! What's this?!" Tweek panicked

Craig, Tweek and Token came to me to see if I was ok, I was more worried about the others, but they look fine. Then Craig got angry believing that they guys had cause this on purpose and I stop him, Kenny and Butters aren't like that, and that kid looks like a nice guy too

"Alright Douchebag, is time to take the Stick back" Cartman said getting everyone attention

"W-Who is Douchebag?" I asked

"He is the New Kid, he moved in today" Butters answered pointing him

"O-Oh yeah. Nice to m-meet you" I said

That nickname should be Cartman doing, I'm not even going to ask, ok, is time for my last battle

"I w-won't let you get the S-Stick humans" I said running to the opposite side of the room

"Kick his ass Douchebag" Cartman him

Everyone stepped back to let us fight, I grateful for the one on one, I wouldn't be able to beat all of them on my own. I got my crossbow ready and we stared into each other eyes. I hate when new people stare at me, they always look at me with the same eyes of disgust or weirdness… Mmm? But he… he isn't looking me like that, he looks fierce and decided, is the first time I meet someone like him… What? His eyes changed, he looks distracted, but he is still looking at me, and, is he blushing? Ok, this is definitely the first time something like this happen

Well, with him like that, I don't think he is going to mind a rock from my crossbow right in his face. I shot at him and just as predicted it hit right in the between his eyes, bullseye, yeah. He looks like a deer in headlights, completely lost, not knowing what happened, I kept shooting, but he managed to hide behind a drawer, I kept shooting to limit his movements, but then he jump from behind cover and ran straight at me, don't caring of getting shot. My shoots keep hitting him, but he didn't flinch, he tried to slash me with his sword, but I evade at the last moment

My crossbow is not going to be useful in close combat, is time to use my trump card, I throw my weapon away and pull out my old flute, this should take him out in one hit. Kenny acknowledging the danger tell the new kid to cover his ears, damn you Kenny, I blow into my instrument and play a single note, the brown note, my most powerful technique, but thanks to Kenny's advice he managed to block it, but I refuse to give up yet

The new kid was still confused of what was happening, I throw my flute away and ram at him with all my strength, this is the only thing I can do. I felt him losing balance, but he didn't fall down, now I was in disadvantage, he grabs me by my shoulders and throw me fiercely to the floor. I look at him, he was breathing heavily, just as me, damn my stamina. I don't want to lose. I stand up and try again, and again he took the hit and throw me to the floor. I want to win, not for Kyle or the elves, but for me. We repeat this several times, we where both sweating heavily, gasping for air, we were both smiling. This kid… he is funny guy. He throwed me to the floor one last time and I couldn't get back up. I lost, but I enjoy my last battle

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I woke up alone in my room, I was on my bed and I was on my normal clothing, I bet my friends did it. I look around and everything was still a mess, the losing team is supposed clean the aftermath of the fights, but I guess Kyle is not going to help someone who isn't in the team anymore. I went down stairs, the living room is a mess, there were a lot of burn marks everywhere, the elf captain really put a spectacle here, some chairs and the dinning room table were broken, damn it, upon closer inspection, I should be able to repair them, but I won't be able to fix everything by the time my parents come back. Fuck, I'm in deep shit… I wanted to cry, but that isn't going to solve anything, I went back to my room and grab some of the tools from the box that went through the ceiling, another problem I need to fix, but maybe I can blame dad for that

I started working on the chairs, they look bad, but maybe I can repair them with some nails and duct tape… Mmm… no… is not working… fuck, what now? What do I do…? As my eyes began to tear up, I heard a knock at the door. Who could it be?

"Jimmy, are you there?"

"Hey! Please open the door"

"Maybe he is still sleeping"

"You think so?"

I run at the door, I don't know why they are here, but I need them, I need them more than ever

"G-Guys…" I said opening the door

"Hi Jimmy" They all said

Craig, Tweek, Token and Clyde were at the door, I jump at them and we share a big group hug

"What the heck? It looks like something explode here" Clyde said "What happened?"

"Douchebag happened, the guy doesn't know how to hold back" Craig said

"You are right" Tweek said

"I think is more important what's not happening here" Token said "Where are all the elves? They should be helping you here, right?"

"W-Well, you see…" I said

I told them everything that happened since this morning, we barely managed to stop Craig of storming Kyle's house, but none of the guys were satisfied with that

"That's bullshit, who does Kyle think he is?!" Craig yelled

"Welcome to the club Jimmy" Clyde said

"W-What? They kicked y-you out of the g-game too?" I asked Clyde

"I was the guy who lost the Stick" Clyde said

"S-So you are partially r-responsible for g-getting me kicked out" I said jokingly

"What?! No! I didn't mean it" Clyde said hugging me

"Is o-ok, Cartman and K-Kyle are assholes" I said

"You can say it twice" Craig said

"Hey, are you going to keep talking or are you going to help us to fix this shit?" Tweek said repairing the broken table

"We are going" Craig and Clyde said

"Jimmy, what are you going to do with your ceiling?" Token asked me

"I w-was going to b-blame my dad and g-guilt trip my p-parents" I said

"Mmm, ok, I think I can call someone to repair it" Token said

"O-Oh, is ok, I a-appreciate the g-gesture, but you guys a-are already doing m-more than e-enough" I said

"Are you sure? I wouldn't mind" Token said

"Y-Yeah, thanks" I said, and we heard once again a knock on the door

Who could it be? I open the door and two adults in overalls were outside

"Good evening, is this the Valmer residence?" One of them asked

"Mmm, y-yes" I said confused

"We are from South Park Brothers Builders, and we were hired to fix a ceiling and a living room" He said

I looked back at Token asking for some answers

"It wasn't me" Token said

"What's happening?" Craig asked, followed by Tweek and Clyde

"Here is the contract" One of the adults said and give me a piece of paper

I give it to Token, because he knows more about this kind of stuff

"Everything seems alright" Token said "Is already paid too"

"What?" Craig said and took the contract

"Is ok if we start?" The adult said

"Oh, sure, we'll wait outside" Token said, and we went out the house

The builder took everything the needed from their truck and started working

"Who is Miller?" Craig said

"Huh? W-What are you t-talking about?" I said

"Here says a 'Mr. Miller' was the one who called these guys" Craig said

"I d-don't know any M-Miller. A-And you guys?" I asked, but no one knows

"Hey, isn't that Douchebag?" Clyde asked

"What? Mr. Miller is Douchebag?" Craig asked

"No, I mean, he is over there, by the fence" Clyde said and pointed to the fence near the road to main street

And sure he was, he was almost hidden behind the fence looking at us from afar, when we notice him he got startled and run behind the fence

"W-What's he doing t-there?" I asked

"Now that I think about it, why are you guys here?" Token asked

"Why? To help Jimmy" Tweek said

"I mean, how did you guy know Jimmy needed help?" Token asked

"I got a message in my phone saying that" Clyde said

"Me too" Tweek said

"Yeah, an anonymous message" Craig said

"Wait, you think Douchebag called all of us?" Clyde said

"I think he also called the building team" Token said

"W-Why?" I asked

"There is only one way to know" Craig said and walked behind the fence, a moment later he came back with Douchebag at his side, he waved at us

"Hi Douche" Tweek said

"What are you doing here?" Craig asked, but he didn't answer "Well?"

"Oh yeah, I think Butters said he doesn't like to talk a lot" Token said

"But he was talking normally with us a little ago" Craig said

"Maybe Jimmy intimidates him" Tweek said

"W-What? But I'm n-nice and cute" I said jokingly, no one laughed, but Douche blush… ok…

"Fine. Douche, were you the one who called us here?" Craig asked and Douche nod

"You also called the builders?" Token asked and Douche nod again

"I'll f-find a way to p-pay it back t-to you" I said and Douche fiercely shook his head "B-But…"

"Is ok…" He said

"Y-You sure?" I asked and he nod

"He is the one to cause most of it" Craig said and Tweek hit him in the back "Hey!"

"Don't start Craig" Tweek said

"So, your name is Miller" Token asked

Douche looked uncomfortable, he didn't like that question

"Last name…" He said

"Alright, Douchebag Miller" Craig said

"Do you want to tell us your first name?" Token asked and he shook his head

"Sorry…" He said

"Is ok, if you really prefer us to call you Douchebag, we'll do it" Token said and Douche relax a little

Douche walked to Clyde who hasn't said a word since Douche arrived

"I'm sorry… I…" Douche said to Clyde

"No" Clyde said and Douche gasp "I'm the one who should be apologizing, I'm sorry for yelling at you, you didn't deserve it, it was all Cartman's fault"

Douche nod and smile, it looked like a weight was lifted off his shoulders. He is different from any other person I have met, he is sincere and pure, but he is not like Butters either, what could it be?

An hour later the builders let us in, the living and dining room looked like new, I was so happy. They also started with the ceiling, it was already late, so they'll come back tomorrow

"If you need anything else, just call us, ok?" Token said

"I will" I said

Douche give me his phone number and everyone started walking to their houses. I went back inside happy and giggly, I can't believe the day started so bad and ended like this, I have the best friends. I went back to my room and straight to bed, I was tired and ready to go to sleep, I close my eyes and drift into the sleep world

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I was suddenly awoken, everything was shaking, I drop to the floor and went under my bed. An earthquake? Bright lights shine outside the window illuminating the entire room. Oh man, what now? After a few minutes everything stopped, no more shaking, no more lights. I stand up and went to the window to see what was going on outside, I look at the street and there were metallic pieces everywhere, did a plane crash and exploded? I look around the flaming debris near my house, when I suddenly gasped in horror falling back in shock, there is no way

I ran outside only to find a unconscious Douchebag on my front ward with some of his clothes still burning, I kneel near him and start throwing snow on top of him to put out the flames, what happened? How did he end like this? I couldn't carry him, so I drag him inside and put him in the couch, I check him close and it looks like he isn't badly injured, most of his clothes are in tatters, I want to lend him some of mine, but I'm various sizes smaller than him, I go back up and bring a blanket to cover him in the meantime. I don't know what to do now, I hope he wakes up…

End of chapter 7

Ok, it looks like 4000 words is the minimum now. Hehe, did you like the story? I thought of the ending so I don't have to write the night missions, because I really don't like them

Hope you liked it, and thanks for reading :3