Hero Origins – Stick of Truth
Hi guys, today things are going to get serious, hopefully. Hope you like it
My main language is Spanish so I'm sorry for my grammar
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Douchebag P.O.V
We found Butters sitting on the stairs to Jimmy's house, he had a plastic bag in his hands and looked kind of sad
"Butters" I yelled
"Guys" He said and his face lit up "Where were you? I thought you left me behind"
"W-We are sorry. K-Kyle kidnapped us f-for a moment" Jimmy said
"Oh, I see" Butter said
"Did you get the stuff?" I asked
"T-That sound shady" Jimmy laughed
"Well, I have cigarettes in here, so it is shady" Butter said
Butters showed us the contents of the bag, he had a full set of black clothes, a few cigarettes and a black wig. I guess if I want to look like a goth I need black hair. I go inside and swap my armor for the goth getup, they are a shirt and long pants. I don't like them, I don't like using long sleeves and pants, even if is freezing outside. I put the cigarettes in my pocket, hoping I don't have to smoke them, and walk outside to my friends mocking faces
"You look great Douchebag" Butters said barely containing his laughter
"Y-Yeah, it suits you, haha" Jimmy said not caring to contain his laughter
"Yeah… Let's go" I said walking towards school
We walk back to the school and to the goth kids alley
"Oh joy, is Butthole the barbarian" Michael said
"You must admit, he looks better" Pete said
"He is almost a goth" Henrietta said
"Being a goth isn't just how you dress, is a state of mind, time to show that you are a real goth" Michael said and turn on some heavy metal music "Show us you have real goth moves"
What? Are they expecting me to dance? I look back at Jimmy and Butters and they have such a supportive look, is impossible to say no. I pull out the coffee thermo and start to do simple steps to the rhythm of this savage music. I drank the coffee while I dance, I thought I look stupid, but the goth kids started to be impressed. And finally, the song stopped
"Those were some good moves" Pete said
"Yeah, he moved like a goth" Henrietta said
"I could feel his pain" Firkle said
"You really feel like a goth" Michael said "However that's still not enough to prove you are a goth"
What? Why not…?
"To be a goth you need to go against society rules" Michael said and then he got a big cardboard sign that says 'Fuck the conformist' and gave to me "There is a big PTA meeting in the community center, go there and tape this sigh to their table"
"Yeah, that will prove your individuality" Pete said
Sure, doing something I don't want to do because someone told me will surely prove my individuality
"If you do this new kid, we will do whatever you want" Michael said "Also, take a picture so we can be sure you did it. Now scram"
After we leave the alley, I immediately sigh tiredly, Butter and Jimmy tap me in the back to congratulate me for my efforts
"You were awesome" Butter said "And you don't dance half bad"
"That was the first time I ever danced" I said
"R-Really, you looked n-natural" Jimmy said
"With that song, it doesn't make me happy…" I said. I look at the sign "The people at the meeting will get mad at us is we do this"
"I don't think they'll care" Butters said
"N-Nothing will come o-out of the meeting e-either way" Jimmy said
"If you say so. Let's go" I said "Where to?"
"Is the building we pass on the way here" Butter said
"T-The one between t-the neighborhood and s-school" Jimmy said
"Wow, is really close" I said
"T-This is a small t-town" Jimmy said and we started walking
It only took us a minute to reach or destination, we enter the building and the adults were discussing about the new 'Taco Bell', do they really don't see the UFO? The talk heat up between the adults, someone really wanting the Taco Bell and some others indagated that it was being build without consent, and just as Jimmy said the meeting ended without getting to a solution. The people started dispersing and we took this chance to tape the sign, but I was stopped by a rough looking adult
"Hey kid, what are you doing?" He said and took the sign "Look kid, I know you are angry, but this isn't the way to deal with it"
"We are sorry Mr. Marsh" Butter said
"H-He is Stan's d-dad" Jimmy told me
"Hi kids, what bring you here?" He told Butters and Jimmy
"We are on a mission" Butter said
"On a mission, huh" Mr. Marsh said thoughtful "Sorry, but I can't let you continue with this… unless you do a little mission for me"
Oh boy, here we go again…
"I have a feeling that this 'Taco Bell' thingy is not what it seems, but no one wants to listen to me" Mr. Marsh said
Wow, can he notice it? Maybe this guy is smarter than all the other adults in town
"If you go there and find me some evidence of what's happening there, I'll help you with this" He said showing us the sign
We walked back to discuss what to do
"What do you say?" Butters asked "I think is a good offer"
"Me too" I said
"I d-don't know, Randy is t-the craziest person I k-know, I don't think s-something good w-will come out o-of this" Jimmy said
"What other option we have?" Butter said "Eric will be mad if we come back with our hands empty"
"I r-really don't care a-about Cartman" Jimmy said
"Me either, but we already come this far" I said
"T-True… ok, let's d-do it" Jimmy said
We walked back to Mr. Marsh
"We'll do it" Butter said
"Really? Thanks a lot guys" Mr. Marsh said like a little kid "Ok, as a thank you gift, I'll teach one of you something that will help you"
"S-Something helpful?" Jimmy asked
"Can one of you fart really bad?" Mr. Marsh asked
"W-What…?" Jimmy said confused
"Douchebag can" Butter said as I got all embarrassed "Oh, sorry"
"Who is Douchebag?" Mr. Marsh said
"Is him" Butters pointed at me "He move in yesterday"
"Oh, a new kid, I see" Mr. Marsh said "Ok Douchebag, follow me to the restroom"
"W-What?" Jimmy said
What? I suddenly don't trust this guy…
"Well, we can't do it in the middle of the place, right?" Randy said
I trust him less…
"Don't worry Douchebag, it might sound bad, but Mr. Marsh is a good person" Butter said "I know he'll teach you something that will help us in our adventure"
Ughh, fine, I'll do it, but only for you guys. I nod and Mr. Marsh started walking to the restroom
"If h-he tries anything funny j-just yell and we'll g-go help you" Jimmy told me
"Thanks…" I said and follow Mr. Marsh
I entered and Mr. Marsh was in a completely different outfit, he was wearing a karate gi, did he had it under his clothes? Ok, this sets it, this guy is weird
"So, you think you have strong farts?" Mr. Marsh said in a serious tone
What the f…!?
"But strength alone is not going to help you this time" He said "In order to infiltrate Taco Bell security, you'll need a new weapon in your arsenal"
Ok… I really don't want to use my farts if I don't need to, but if it helps me to protect Jimmy and Butters, I'll do it
"I'm going to teach you a way to distract far away targets with your farts" Mr. Marsh said
From far away? How?
"Look at this" Mr. Marsh said
Mr. Marsh farted in his hand, which is super gross… and somehow, he shaped the fart like a ball and throw it behind me, or at least that's what he said he did. And somehow again, I heard the fart explode behind me. There was no way this was real, but Mr. Marsh demonstrate it a few more times and to prove this wasn't a trick
"Is called the Sneaky Squeaker, and is an advance way of farting" Mr. Marsh said "This will help you infiltrate the Taco Bell no problem"
Yeah, he is right, this might have more uses down the lane… I just hope Jimmy and Butters look away as I do it. It took about an hour to completely master the move, but it was done
"Good job, young Douchebag" Mr. Marsh told me seriously "I wish you have a safe journey" He said and bow to me
Thank you, Mr. Marsh. I wake at him goodbye and leave the restroom. I looked around and most of the adults were gone, Jimmy and Butters were still waiting for me, so I ran at them and they saw me
"You are back" Butter said
"W-What tool you s-so long? We w-were worried" Jimmy said
"I'm sorry, but everything went well" I said
"Great" Butters said
"H-He didn't do a-anything weird t-to you, right?" Jimmy asked me
"No, but he himself was very weird" I said
"T-That's Randy" Jimmy said
"So, we are ready to go?" Butter said
"Yeah, I want to get these clothes off, so let's hurry" I said
Jimmy and Butters nodded and we leave the community center. The UFO fell on the mall where Butters cleaned my face yesterday after being attacked by Token's guard, there was a big commotion outside, apparently someone was 'silenced' after asking too much questions. There were guards with blue uniforms and the look… familiar…
"Hey, there are some little houses near the Taco Bell" Butters said
"T-Those are portable rooms, m-maybe we can g-get the information f-from there" Jimmy said
I have a bad feeling, a terrible feeling, I want to go home
"A-Are you ok?" Jimmy shook me out my thoughts
"Yeah… Why do you ask?" I said
"Y-You are sweating" Jimmy said
"You look like you saw a ghost" Butter said
"I'm fine… Let's go" I said
Jimmy and Butters looked at each other doubtful, but they nod in agreement. We advanced slow but safely, I used the Sneaky Squeaker to lead the guards away from us. Everything was going fine so far. We reach to where there were a lot of portable rooms, some of them connected through vents
"Hey, the vents are big enough for us" Butter said "If we go through them, they won't find us"
"I g-guess you are r-right" Jimmy said "S-Should we d-do it?
"Y-Yeah, that should work" I said stuttering a bit
"A-Are you sure y-you are ok?" Jimmy asked "You don't look so good"
"Yes… Maybe I'm finally running out of energy" I lied
"T-That's why I t-told you to s-stay home" Jimmy said
"Let's just finish this so we can leave" I said getting desperate
Jimmy looked worried, but he and Butters nodded, we entered the vent and crawl through them for a while. We heard voices near a room, and we stop near them to spy, inside there was a bunch of people in business suits, I start recording the conversation with my phone to Mr. Marsh
"… are unable to stop leaking of the UFO, we contained it, but there are not guaranties that an outbreak won't occur" On of the official said
I looked around the room, if feel… I been to a place like this before… The guys in suit also look very familiar to me, but they can't be here, there is no way they…
"And the liquid seems to have the same effects as before?" Another officer said
"Yes, if the alien liquid touches any organic material, they turn into… Nazi Zombies" The first officer said
The officer push a button and window open to a containment cell, in it there was a person with green skin and yelling stuff in german
"Wow, nazi zombies" Butter said amazed
"W-Why nazi? They c-could be just german" Jimmy said
"God dammit, nazi zombies again" Another officer said
My whole body froze, and I started sweating cold. That guy, why is he here? Why so soon? No… I don't want to…
End of chapter 9
Hi everyone, thanks for reading this far, have you liked it? Hey, I have another fic I want to spend some time into, is called Celestial and is a Dragon Quest IX au, I feel like is gonna be a long fic too. I don't like writing 2 long fics at the same time, but I'm going to try, so go take a look if you like :3
Thanks again and see you next chapter :3
