Hero Origins – Stick of Truth
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Douchebag P.O.V
The great battle had started, we could hear screams and fight from the distance. The school was being destroyed by two armies of children, I felt that this was too much, but Jimmy, Butters and the goth kids looked unimpressed
"O-Ok, everyone knows t-the plan?" Jimmy said as we hide near the school
"Yeah!" Butters yelled alone, as none of the goth kids join him
It was a race for the treasure, apparently the Stick of Truth is inside either Cartman's or Kyle's desk on their classroom, and right now they are both battling their way towards it. Because we are a smaller team and we have no time, we are going to divide in 2 teams, the goth kids will go directly into the enemy forces to distract them, as me, Jimmy and Butters will sneak from the kitchen into the basement and then to the stairs to the second floor fighting as little as possible. I was worried that the goth kids were going to fight both humans and elves at the same time, but they seem confident they will win
"Alright" Said Michael as his group walked calmly to the main entrance "We'll see you at the second floor"
We wish them good luck and we walk to the alley by the school, we stopped at a door with a small ramp leading to it and a handicapped sign, Jimmy got out a small plastic card, rub it in front of the lock and the door open
"You have keys for the school Jimmy?" I asked surprised
"O-Only for this d-door, they g-give them to h-handicapped kids so we c-can enter the s-school on our own, I c-can use the main g-gate so I never u-use it" Jimmy said putting the card back in his pocket
"So, you can enter the school whenever you want? That's irresponsible" I said
"A-At this point, I don't know why it s-surprise you" Jimmy laughed
We entered the school and it was hell already, the place was more destroyed than yesterday, we wanted to fight the least we could, so we kept our head low until we reach a door to the basement, down there are various exits to all the school, the idea was entering through the one by the kitchen and we were going to leave through the one near the stairs to the second floor
We luckily managed to evade all the kids and enter the basement, it was very dark and we didn't expect what was in there as we turn on the lights. In the middle of the basement there was an unconscious ginger monitor kid covered by green slime, we run to him and when Butters tried to help, I stopped him, something is wrong
"Why did you stop me?" Butter said as the monitor started to wake up "Are you ok?"
"W-What happened? D-Did the others throw y-you here?" Jimmy asked
"I… I don't know" The monitor said after standing up "I came to the school to see if everything was ok after the earthquake and… t-there were noises in the basement, so I came check… and… and…"
The kid started to shake, his skin turned green and his eyes lose focus. He looked to us and screamed something in german, he became a nazi zombie. My PTSD flared up and I fell backwards in fear, the kid jumped at us and Butters prepared to block him
"D-Don't touch him" Jimmy said tackling Butters out of the way
"Why?" Butters said getting back up
"T-That green thing m-must be the liquid t-the government guys were t-talking about, if we t-touch him we'll b-become like him" Jimmy said firing stones with his crossbow to keep the kid at bay
"So, what do we do?" Butters said as the monitor jump at them again
"T-Take Douchebag and RUN!" Jimmy said evading the monitor
Butters quickly picks me up and they both run through the basement, I was conscious enough to see the basement was full of the green liquid, Butters and Jimmy barely managed to not touch it as they escaped the zombie monitor. They got to the closest exit and charged through it, they both lay by the door in case he tried to follow us
"Are you two ok?" I asked them as they were heavy breathing because of the sprint
"I'm f-fine?" Jimmy said after checking he didn't touch the liquid
"Emm… Yeah, I think I'm fine too" Butters said doing the same
"Good. I'm sorry I was useless again" I said
"Is ok, w-we all have things w-we can't e-endure" Jimmy said
"We are in the gym" Butters said as we looked around
"W-We went t-though the wrong e-exit" Jimmy said "A-And we are not g-going back"
"Agreed" Butters said and I nod
"Butters? Douche?" We heard someone calling us
It was Kenny, he came to us from the hallway and gave Butters a hug
"Where were you? Cartman said you were getting the goths, but they are wreaking everyone's shit by the entrance, what's happening?" Kenny said
Butters got away from Kenny and point at him with his hammer, Kenny took a step back confused
"Butters?" Kenny said
"Princess Kenny, move aside, we are going to get the Stick of Truth" Butters said in a heroic tone
"What?! It can't be, you two joined the elves?" Kenny asked as Butters got closer to him
"No elf or human, we fight for our own" Butters said and charged at Kenny "Now en garde"
"Butters wait, what are you talking about?" Kenny tried to say while defending himself
"You guys go ahead, I'll keep Kenny busy" Butters said
"O-Ok, we'll see y-you later" Jimmy said and we both left the gym
The hallway was in complete chaos, some of the kids notice us, but we handle them quite easily, I didn't know the human team was so big. We ran to the nearest stairs fighting our way there, the kids were weak, but there were too many, we are going to get tired before reaching the Stick
We finally saw the stairs, but this time a dog, of all things, got in our way. It has dark brown fur and, a pink scarf? Ok
"So, you finally decide to show up?" He heard from the other direction
It was that Stan kid that was with Kyle. I haven't spoke to him, or hear him, personally so I don't know how he is, everyone has been telling me so many different things
"Why are the goths attacking everyone? It was your job to get them to our side" He said
"I d-don't remember a-agreeing to that" Jimmy said getting ready to fight
"I see, once traitor, always a traitor" Stan said
"I also d-don't remember b-betraying you guys either, are y-you ok Stan? I think y-your memories a-are fucked up" Jimmy said
"Whatever, I'm taking you guys down" Stan said "Come Sparky!" He said and the dog run to his side
I'm sure between us we can take out Stan, but having to fight a dog is actually scary. I got ready to fight, but Jimmy kneeled down looking at Sparky
"H-Hey Sparky, c-come here" Jimmy said beaconing to the dog
Sparky ferocious face quickly changed to friendly, he run to Jimmy and he started petting him
"What? What did you do Bard?!" Stan yelled after his teammate left him
"O-Oh come on Stan, l-like Sparky could hurt s-someone. Beside I'm a Bard, f-friend of beasts" He said and signaled Sparky to go wait nearby "Y-You go ahead Douche, we n-need to get the Stick b-before those assholes" I stood there hesitating "D-Don't worry, I'll be f-fine. Now g-go"
I'll trust Jimmy and move on. I went up the stairs, there were some kids fighting here too, but much less than on the first floor. I was about to run when I realize that I don't know which is their classroom, I look around and walked towards the side with more kids, they probably got caught in combat as they were going to the Stick. After a minute of walking and sneaking I found an open door, as I approached it I hear two voices I easily recognize
"Step back fatass, you'll never get the Stick" One of them yelled
"You back off cheating elf, the Stick is ours and we'll take it back" Yelled the other
I peek inside and Cartman and Kyle were about to fight, good, if they finish each other I should be able to take the Stick easily. Time passed and those two just keep yelling and insulting the other, as I suspect they are all bark and no bite, they order their friends to risk their life but can't do it themselves
I silently walked into the room, I just need to take the Stick and run away, quickly while these dumbasses distract each other, I looked at the desks and once again I didn't know which was Kyle's or Cartman's, I'll have to open all to search for the Stick… wait… what?
"Hey, is that Douchebag?" Kyle said getting the attention to me
"Douchebag, what the fuck?! Why are the goths rampaging on the first floor? You were supposed to bring them to me!" Cartman yelled
"To you?! He was going to bring them to me to forgive Jimmy" Kyle yelled
"What?! He'll never betray me, you elf" Cartman yelled back
"You are no worth to put trust on, fucking wizard" Kyle yelled
I kicked them both to the floor, they were really getting in my nerves, they yelled at me angrily, I show them one of the desks, their anger was quickly replaced by confusion, they both stand up and run to what I think are their respective desks. The desks in this room are simple, they don't have a compartment to put stuff in, so is impossible for the Stick to be here
"So, the Stick isn't here?" Cartman said "Then, where is it?! Where did you hide it?!" Cartman yelled at Clyde
"I have it? No, you have it" Kyle yelled back "You can't hide it, is against the rules"
"Like you care about the rules" Cartman yelled
Ok, I can understand why Craig hate them. Is obvious that they don't have the Stick but someone else, and that person gave them fake information to make them fight here. I look around the room, until I found something weird. Once again, I kicked both to get their attention
"Stop that!" Cartman yelled
"What do you want?!" Kyle yelled and I show him my finding
"What is it?" Cartman said
"Is a message. It says 'Look in my locker'" Kyle said
"Whose desk is it?" Cartman said getting closer
"It's Clyde's" Kyle said
Clyde's, what? Cartman and Kyle rush to the looker and I follow them as fast as I could. We went downstairs and saw Jimmy and Stan still fighting
"Stan, come over here, quick" Kyle told him
"What? Why?" He said and Jimmy came to me
"W-What's happening?" Jimmy said and I whispered the situation into his ear "W-What? Clyde? I d-don't understand, but l-let's go" He said and I nod
We pass by the gym and Cartman stopped
"Kenny, Butters, what the fuck are you doing? Come here now!" Cartman yelled
Kenny and Butters were sitting on the bleachers without a worry in the world, Kenny was hugging Butters with one arm keeping them close, but they both stand up and follow us
We finally reach Clyde's locker, Cartman grab Butters' hammer and brutally hit the lock open
"What are you doing Cartman?" We heard behind us, it was Token and Tweek
"Shut up and look at this" Cartman said and grab a laptop inside with a note on top that says 'watch me'
Cartman opened the laptop and inside there was a video ready to be played, the video started and Clyde appeared with the Stick in hand
"Greetings humans and elves of Zaron" Clyde said
"He took the Stick" Cartman said pointing the obvious
"While you all have been busy fighting against each other, I have built a kingdom beyond your comprehension. I prayed for a way to destroy you all the answered came crashing down from the heavens" Clyde said and the camera started moving to the side and focus on a metallic barrel with a stray cat laying to the side of it, the barrel was leaking something green… oh no…
"H-Hey, isn't that…?" Jimmy said and I started trembling
"Is that green goo from the basement" Butter said
"Green goo?" Kenny said
"With what I found, I shall rise an army of the dead!" Clyde yelled and poured some of the liquid on the cat
After the liquid came in contact with the cat his fur started turning a sick color green, it slowly stand up and started yelling something in german, the cat became a nazi zombie, just like the one in the government base and the hall monitor. Jimmy and Butters took my hands, I was about to panic, but they help me calm down
"I will create and entire army of darkness and kill the earth!" Clyde laughed maniacally
"Clyde, but why…?" Stan said confused
"I banish him from time and space, and he got piss off" Cartman said nonchalantly
"Whoever controls the Stick controls the universe, and my first deed is that I denounce the Human and Elf kingdoms and strip both kings of their power" Clyde laughed again and the video ended
"That mother fucker!" Cartman yelled angrily as Jimmy, Butters and I move to our own separated group to asset the situation, quickly Token, Tweek and Kenny join us
"S-So, who wants t-to join Clyde?" Jimmy said half-jokingly
"Me" Token said
"Me" Tweek said
"Seems like fun" Kenny said
"Me" I whispered
"Are we joining Clyde?" Butters asked
"Well, Clyde is being this big bad villain, I guess we should defeat him" Token said
"T-That makes sense" Jimmy said
"When did Clyde planed this out?" Kenny said
"Probably yesterday, after leaving Jimmy's house" Token said
"Are we teaming with Eric and Kyle?" Butter said
"I don't want to listen to Kyle or Cartman anymore" Tweek said
"M-Me either" Jimmy said
"But wait, Clyde just strip them of their power, so the elf and human kingdom doesn't exist anymore" Token said
"Yeah, so your group is the only one who is left" Kenny said
"Yeah, we are the rulers now" Butter said
"Can we join you?" Tweek said
"Sure" I said
"Awesome" Kenny said
"What now?" Butter said
"W-We should go to C-Clyde's house to c-confront him" Jimmy said and we all nod
"Alright, let's go" Kenny said
"Hey, have any of you seen Craig?" Tweek said
"Now that I think about it, where is Craig?" Token said
"He was with us just before entering the school" Kenny said
"Mmm… I guess he'll be fine" Tweek said looking worried
We reunite with the goth kids at the front door, and we all walk to Clyde's house, Token knock on the door and his Clyde's dad let us in saying that Clyde was in his tree house. When we entered his backyard, we saw Clyde giant fortress of darkness, or that's how Kenny called it, the place was surrounded by a small ditch with water and a fence with a cardboard gate and a bridge to go across, the tree was completely covered by the massive structure, it was impressive how good it looked
"I see you arrive warriors of Zaron" Clyde said coming slowly out of the shadows "It's time for you all to witness the power of…" Clyde said but stopped after taking a good look at us "Eh… where are the wizard king and the elf king?"
"We leave them at school, they are probably still fighting" Kenny said
"Won't they come to stop me or something?" Clyde said
"W-Well you said that t-they have no m-more power" Jimmy answered
"I didn't expect them to take it seriously, you know how those guys are" Clyde said "So, are you not with them?"
"No, we are our own group" Butters said
"Oh… I see…well, I have no beef with you guys, so…" Clyde tried to say
"Yeah, but you are still evil and we want the Stick, so we are taking you down" Token said
"Alright then" Clyde said and got back into character "So on this day two new kingdoms were born, my Kingdom of Darkness and your Kingdom of… of…"
I move close to Jimmy and whisper something on his ear
"T-The Kingdom of Freedom" Jimmy said and everyone cheer
"That's a sick name" Kenny said
"So corny" Michael said
"Very well" Clyde said "Let's see if your freedom fight against my army of Darkness"
Kids started to pouring out of every room of Clyde's fortress, most of them wearing dark yet colorful clothes, they look kind of goth, I turn to the goth kids and they seem slightly irritated, Jimmy taps my shoulder and whisper to me
"T-Those are the v-vamp kids, they a-are the goths s-sworn enemies" Jimmy explained to me
We looked back at Clyde's army when one last person appeared right beside Clyde, it was…
"Craig!" Tweek yelled
"I'm Felspar the thief and the right-hand man of the emperor of Darkness" Craig said
"But why…?" Tweek said
"Sorry, but couldn't stay near those assholes kings anymore" Craig said
"Just like us?" Kenny said
"Yep" Craig said
"I… understand" Tweek said
"Looks like that's all we had to say" Token said and we all nod
"T-Then, get ready Clyde, b-because here we come" Jimmy said and we all got ready to fight
"Hahaha, I'm sorry but looks like your time is up" Clyde said as we stopped confused
"Clyde!" We heard Clyde's father entering the backyard "Dinner is ready, come down before it gets cold" He said and went back in
"Dinner? What time is it?" Kenny said
"Shoot, is really late" Token said
"Oh no, I need to go home now or my parents will ground me" Butter said and ran to his house
"Wait, I'll go you" Kenny said running after Butters "See you tomorrow guys"
Soon after that the gates of Clyde fortress open and all the vamp and goth kids started going home, the rest of us wait for them to leave and when the last of the vamp kids left Clyde and Craig came to join us
"Hey guys, want to stay for dinner?" Clyde asked us already out of character
"Sorry, I need to go help in the coffee shop" Tweek said
"I'll go with you" Craig said to Tweek and Tweek thank him back
"I also have plans" Token said "I'll ask my mom to pick us up and I'll give you a ride to the shop"
"Thanks dude" Craig said
"See you guys tomorrow" Tweek said and the three of them leave
"S-See ya" Jimmy said
"What about you two?" Clyde asked us
"S-Sure, there is no one w-waiting for me a-at home" Jimmy said "H-How about you Douche?" He said and I nod
I sure my parents won't care if I arrive late, they'll probably won't even notice I'm not there
"Awesome" Clyde said and run inside "Let's go inside"
We enter the house and Mr. Donovan was setting the table
"Dad, I invite two of my friends to have dinner with us" Clyde said
"Sure, I was already expecting it with so many children" Mr. Donovan said "So, we have Jimmy…"
"G-Good afternoon M-Mr. Donovan" Jimmy greeted politely
"And…?" Clyde's father looked at me confused
"He is the new kid, he move in yesterday" Clyde said "His name is… Emm…"
"H-He hasn't tell us h-his name" Jimmy said "H-He is very shy a-and almost never s-speak, but he is a g-good kid" Jimmy explained and I bow politely to Mr. Donovan
"I see, nice to meet you" Mr. Donovan said and continue to set the table "Why won't you kids go take those costumes of while I finish here?"
"We'll do" Clyde said "Follow me"
We went upstairs and we entered the first door to the right, it was Clyde's room and it look quite simple, a few toys, posters of girls in bikinis and sports. Clyde entered his closet and started changing clothes, Jimmy costume was simple and in a second he was already in regular clothes, I took off my armor and helmet and I was left in a red long sleeve shirt and brown pants, this is not part of my regular clothes, but I left them back at home, so this is the most comfortable I can be
"You guys ready?" Clyde asked us after coming out of the closet
"S-Sure" Jimmy said "I didn't e-expect you to become t-the dark lord after g-getting kicked out o-of the game"
"I was feed up with Cartman and Kyle. Who do they think they are kicking people of the game for doing nothing wrong?" Clyde said angrily
"D-Damn right" Jimmy said
"I told Craig yesterday the idea and he helped me with everything" Clyde said
"I g-guessed so, he has a-all kinds of connections" Jimmy said
I didn't notice it before, but as soon as dinner was called all the tension in the air was gone, is amazing to see the friendship between this group of kids, I never met such nice people
"H-Hey Clyde, I want to a-ask you about s-something in your v-video" Jimmy said
"What is it?" Clyde asked
"Is a-about the green g-goo you found" Jimmy said and I tensed up
"Green goo? What about it?" Clyde said confused
"W-Where did you f-found it?" Jimmy said
"Some of the vamp kids give it to us, they said it's Taco Bell sauce and it's so spicy that makes people go crazy" Clyde said
I stared dumbfounded at Clyde's innocence
"C-Clyde… did you see t-the news today?" Jimmy asked
"No, I was too busy prepping everything, but my dad told me about the new Taco Bell and the school was canceled because of the earthquake" Clyde said
"I s-see…" Jimmy said
"Also, my dad said something about an accident in his store at the mall, but that everything was ok" Clyde added
"O-Ok Clyde, this is the full s-story" Jimmy said and proceed to tell him everything that has happened from last night to right now
"Aliens, Zombies and the government?! Are you sure?" Clyde asked
"H-Here in South Park is n-not that far-fetched" Jimmy said
"Damn, you guys had a rough day, are you ok Douche? Is your body ok?" Clyde asked me and I nod "Good"
"S-So, about that goo…" Jimmy said
"I'll get rid of it, I'll seal it and throw it away" Clyde said
"G-Good" Jimmy said
I breath in relieve, if Clyde or anyone accidentally touched the goo… I don't know what I would do…
"I won't pull any punches tomorrow" Clyde said
"T-That's what I was w-waiting Clyde" Jimmy said and I smile
With my friends and the crazy things happening here, maybe I can call this town my home…
End of chapter 11
Hi everyone, it took me a lot of time to finish, I hope you still like the story and see you next chapter :3
