Hello everyone I'm back with another chapter. It took a little longer than I would have liked but hey its better than 2 months.
Look I know you guys were a little disappointed last chapter. I'm gonna level with you, when I write I try to stay as close to character as much as I possibly can. That includes when I writing stuff I don't like. Example having no lemon! Don't worry. You'll get some soon.
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Honey pot-chapter 5
Perky
It was a cloudy day with a slight chance of drizzle over the Midwestern city of Middleton. In the central business district, stood building 21A- Perkins and partners law firm. Inside said building was the office currently occupied by infamously clumsy side-kick now turned millionaire Ron Stoppable.
Finished signing the dotted line on the contract on the desk before him Ron handed the paper back to his new and official lawyer. "Here you are Mr. Perkins."
"Thank you Mr. Stoppable." Mr. Perkins said as he took the now signed contract with his left hand before shaking Ron's hand with his right. "With this signed you should be able to open your class on the first Monday of next month."
"So next week?" Ron asked as he looked at the calendar hanging to his right on the wall.
Mr. Perkins himself looked at the wall and it was indeed the bottom of the month. "Huh, so it is."
"Well thank you Mr. Perkins."
"Thank you Mr. Stoppable for choosing this law firm."
"You came highly recommended by a friend of mine."
"I'm happy to hear our reputations precede us. Though that's not surprising giving this firm's record of success." Perkins affably gloated.
Of course Ron had no idea what Perkins was talking about regarding his firm. Ron didn't even know who Perkins or his firm were until that morning when Bonnie texted him the firm's address and time of the appointment. Nevertheless Ron kept up his confident sales face. "Hey, speaking of, do you think the school will shut down the 'student teacher' program thing? I ask because I tried something like this before but after a week they closed it."
Perkins turns his face to his computer monitor on his desk before looking at it for a moment. Perkins soon turns back. "Going over the information listed in the E-mail you sent me a week prior I have found no reason why the school would legally refuse or shut you down."
"That's great!" Ron cheered. "...Wait what E-mail?"
"The E-mail? The E-mail you sent me last week that had links for not only the school's web site but also its legal system. Pages for country, state and county laws and bylaws relevant to this topic." Perkins stated as he turned his computer monitor so that the screen was facing his new client. Pointing to the E-mail address at the top of the screen Perkins asked. "Did you send this E-mail?"
Of course Ron knew that he didn't but he could guess as to who did send it. Looking closely at the E-mail at the screen and saw the address: rUNstoppaable at Bmore.
The millionaire side-kick had to admit it sounded way more professional than his real E-mail: FearLessFerretFan03 at Kmail.
Ron had to admit that the E-mail Bonnie used sounded much more professional. Nodding Ron answers. "Ah, Now I remember. Yeah, I sent that to you last week. I've been busy lately. Forgot I sent it. Sorry about that."
"Oh I understand Mr. Stoppable. Recently becoming a millionaire and trying to legally start up your own business out of your school while simultaneously being a side-kick to a superhero can be time consuming. I can imagine."
"You don't know the half of it Mr. Perkins." Ron sighed as he rubbed his right temple.
"Well regardless the information both in the E-mail and the links attached to it have been very informative." Perkins explained. "In fact just from that one E-mail alone you, Mr. Stoppable, have done much of the research I usually have to do for me." Perkins picks up a red binder sitting next to the contract on the desk. "With that in mind I expect an amazing business plan inside of this portfolio." Perkins set the binder back down on the desk. "I have to say Mr. Stoppable, I am impressed."
"T-th-thanks. Thank you Mr. Perkins. I do my best with what I have." Ron stuttered.
"Don't we all. But usually people come up miles short of what you've accomplished. That's not taking into account your fortune."
"Well, thank you Mr. Perkins. That's very flattering. If its alright with you I'd like to talk about the Naco royalties."
"Ah yes. Well since you never patented the dish that will make it much more difficult." Perkins sighed. "Big chain restaurants are notoriously difficult with this sort of thing. As soon as they realize what kind of jackpot dropped into their lap they'll do everything they can to keep the rights."
"Well what does that mean for us?" Ron asked.
"I'll be honest with you Mr. Stoppable the legal battle for the rights to the naco will be a nightmare. While I'll still try the odds are not good. I recommend that you work on presenting yourself as sort of 'idea-man' to them. That way it won't burn the bridge between you and one of the largest fast food restaurants in the world."
"That's what plan B is for." Ron said pointing at the red binder on the desk.
"Ah, yes. I have to admit it is quite clever. It might take some time but it should work well. As long as the recipes are popular there should be no reason it should fail."
"I'll see you every few weeks with any new recipes I develop, you patent them and if any restaurants or chefs are interested you and I will negotiate before we sell them." Ron nodded. "Sound good?"
"Sounds good to me Mr. Stoppable." Perkins said standing up and reaching his hand out to his new client for a hand shake. Ron himself reciprocates the gesture shakes Perkin's hand over the desk. "If anything comes up I'll inform you as soon as possible."
"Same here Mr. Perkins.
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Walking into his room Ron had his phone in his right hand sending a text to Bonnie detailing about how great the meeting went while he loosened his tie with his left. Thankfully this time his his fingers didn't get caught in the knot.
Making his way past his bed and too the dresser at the far end of his room. Setting his phone to vibrate Ron placed it next to Rufus's cage. After he did Ron looks into said cage to find his favorite pet and animal friend was happy to see his master indicated by the rodent happily wagging his tail and excited gibberish.
"Hey, buddy." Ron greeted to the intelligent rodent who gave back unintelligible gibberish. "The meeting? It went great. My student teacher class is all set up for next Monday." Ron answered as he unbuttoned his suit jacket. "Bonnie will be happy to hear that when she reads the text."
Ron can't help but imagine what his 'financial security adviser' was going to do to him tonight. But this thoughts were interrupted by a small grunt coming from inside Rufus's cage. Looking back down Ron could see that Rufus had his arms crossed and giving him a dirty look as he pouted. Ron sighed as he opened his drawer before pulling out his trademark red jersey. "I'm just gonna ask it. Whats your problem Rufus?"
The intelligent naked mole rat gave nonsensical but resent filled chatter. Ron slides off his suit jacket before carefully hanging it on his desk chair as he shrugged. "Yeah, I knew it was a dumb question the moment I said it."
Rufus gave another pouty grunt as Ron pulled out his usual baggy blue jeans. "Could you at least try to get along with with Bonnie for my sake?"
Rufus rolled his eyes as he said another round of unintelligible babble. "Because I'm asking." Ron sighed. "Sure, Bonnie isn't nice. We've gone over that, but she's also helping me turn into a success." More resent and dismissive chatter.
"Yes, I want to be a success. I like the money. I like the lifestyle. Look around little guy. All the new stuff I have, hell even your new toys and play equipment you'r using is because of that new money."
Ron drops his usual clothes on the carelessly on the floor as he starts unbuttoning his new white dress shirt as he listens to more chatter from his animal friend. "No, I haven't told Kim." Ron groans. "She doesn't know anything about Bonnie or the business plan."
The intelligent pocket sized pet gave his master a confused peep. Ron took off his white shirt and carefully folded it before placing it on his suit jacket as he sighed. "I'll be honest with you buddy. I want to try this on my own. I'm tired of her looking down on me."
Rufus gave his master a confused look.
"As long as I can remember Kim has never once treated me with any real respect." Ron explained. "Even if she doesn't know it she's always acted like she was better than me. Knew better than me. Rufus, do you remember when Kim forced me to get that new hair cut? How she said 'I know whats best for Ron, even when he doesn't'."
Rufus proceeded to blow him a raspberry.
"Yeah, how about when I got my money? The first week all she did was lecture me about how 'money can't buy happiness' I still get those lectures." Ron rolled his eyes. "Let me tell you something little buddy, it did. It did bring me happiness. It brought me pride. I'm not afraid to say it.I'm proud of what I made. How I accomplished it by myself. Without her!"
Rufus stares at his master for a moment in confusion. His small but intelligent brain just couldn't wrap itself around the concept his master and caregiver was talking about. How could anyone not cherish the wisdom from the queen of the hive. To voluntarily strike out on his own and leave the rest of the brood. It was just something the community minded rodent just couldn't understand. Soon enough Rufus decided to move on from the subject he couldn't comprehend. Shaking his head Rufus gave more unintelligible babble.
"Okay, you are right. Bonnie has and still does look down on me. Actually worse than Kim ever did. You're also right that I'm not doing it alone, its with Bonnie's help." Ron reluctantly nodded. "But, but she's helping me. Something Kim hasn't even offered to do… and having sex with me is a huge plus." Ron grins.
Rufus shakes his head as he gives another dismissive grunt.
"I know. I know. But please, will you try to be nice?" Ron asked as he grabbed his normal street clothes off the floor. Rufus only gives another small squeak before another bout of gibberish.
Ron gives his long time animal companion a confused look. Turning to the box of cheese snacks sitting at the edge of the dresser Ron asked. "That's why you don't want the cheese cubes anymore?" Rufus nods. "I'm sorry little buddy. I didn't know it was so bad for you. You want me to find you a new favorite snack?"
Rufus shakes his head as before he gives more chatter. "Okay, I'll make sure to check the expiration date on the box more in the future so you won't get super diarrhea again."
Rufus proceeds to give his master another raspberry before the little rodent runs back to his exercise wheel. Ron himself can't help but smile. "Thanks little buddy."
As Rufus left Ron grabbed hold of his usual black shirt and tried to put it on, but just as he got his right arm through the sleeve he heard his phone vibrate on his dresser. Ron finishes putting on his shirt before he picks up his phone checks the collar I.D.
"Bonnie?" Ron asked as he read the text.
"Happy the meeting went well." Ron nodded as he picked up his red jersey but before he could try to get it on he felt his phone vibrate in his hand again. "I'll see you tonight. I left you something on your bed." Fallowed by a kiss emoji.
Seeing this Ron turns around and sees a pair of black lace panties and bra sitting in the middle of his med. "H-h-ho-oly shit, how did I miss that?" Ron mumbles as shifts toward the bed from the dresser, dropping his jersey on the floor. Just as he makes it to the bed he feels his phone vibrate in his hand again.
"Its what I'm not wearing."
"Hot damn." Ron whispered as he tossed his phone on the bed just next to his pillows. Ron then proceeds to unbuckle his belt before unzipping his pants. Said pants fall to the floor as Ron reaches over to his lamp table, opens up the drawer and pulls out the small box of tissues.
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Hundreds if not thousands of miles away in parts unknown there was a clear sky over the abandoned industrial district of a city. It was dusk with the sun slowly sinking into the ground with the light slowly dying with it. Underneath all that, the inside of a long forgotten building turned timeshare lair for super villains was the self-appointed Evil mastermind Dr. Drakken working on his latest project for wold conquest.
This time Dr. Drakken wasn't in his usual dark blue doctors coat, instead he was in a dark gray jump suit. Using an industrial remote in his hand Drakken moved a large body of what appeared to be a monster truck with what had to be an equally large laser cannon attached to the top. Once the half-finished malevolent machine was in the middle of the workshop Drakken sat down the remote before he grabbed a large wrench and walked toward his new creation.
In the back of the lair was none other than his lazy yet terrifying side-kick Shego in her usual harlequin cat-suit lounging on an arm chair in the back reading a villains monthly magazine.
"Behold the genius of my latest diabolical creation The ultimate off-road destruction Vehicle: The doom V!" Drakken announced.
Shego, the only other person in the room simply looked up from her magazine for a moment before looking back down and turning the page. "More like the dumb V."
"It is a work in progress!" Drakken yelled in his usual hammy tone as he pointed to his creation. Said creation's giant engine proceeded to fall out of its chassis and land on top of its creators foot. Drakken winches in pain before he turns to his super powered side-kick. "Shego?"
Shego looks up again and rolls her eyes. "Glad I'm not you."
Drakken groans annoyed as he pulls his leg with all his might, thankfully freeing his foot from the engine but falls over on the floor. Still holding his throbbing foot Drakken gives an angry grunt before he stands back up and angrily walks over to his insolent side-kick.
"Shego I aught to-" Drakken was interrupted from his tirade from feeling his phone vibrate in his pocket. Pulling it out and checking the I.D. Drakken groans annoyed.
Turning another page of her magazine Shego asks. "Jack Hench calling about his loan payments?"
"Worse." Drakken groans as his phone continues to vibrate in his hand. "My mother."
"Awww, Momma Lipsky calling to see if her little Drewby is all tucked in?" Shego joked as she closed her magazine.
"Very funny Shego." Drakken rolled his eyes.
"Nah, nah. She's probably calling to see if she can do a bit on your radio show again."
"Like that's going to happen. Ughhh, that last one was a nightmare. The henchmen are still laughing about it behind my back."
"I'm still laughing about it right now." Shego chuckled. "Did you really blow up the chem room in your high school trying to make an invisibility serum?"
"Nahhh! I don't want to talk about it." Drakken yelled. All the while the phone in his hand was still vibrating. "Uhhhh."
"Just answer it." Shego groaned. "We both know she's just gonna keep calling."
"I hate it when you're right." Drakken rolled his eyes as he answered his phone. "Mother, hello. How are you… I'm sorry Mother. I'm a very busy man. I… uh huh. Really? Whe… Oh alright fine. See you then. Goodby mother."
Shego raised her eyebrow intrigued as she saw her 'boss' grown and slump his shoulders as he put his phone away. "So? Whats going on with Momma Lipsky?"
"My mother is on her way over. She'll be here in a few hours with some kind of 'surprise'." Drakken informed as he turned toward the hovercar and started walking over to it. "Well lets get packed up and ready before she gets here."
"Awww, you really wanna skip out on momma Lipsky? I'm sure she's got those sandwiches made just how you like'm." Shego laughed.
Drakken grunts annoyed before he turns around and sees the happy smile on his side-kick's face. Drakken raises his eyebrow confused. "Do you actually like my mother Shego?"
"I like seeing how she pinches her 'little Drewby's' cheeks." Shego says before she bursts into laughter.
Drakken gives another grunt as he rolls his eyes again. "Well you'll both be disappointed. We're leaving for the island lair. I'll have to finish the DoomV some other time. Where are the keys to the hovercar?"
Shego herself rolls her eyes as she gets up out of her chair and tosses the magazine on the footstool. "Dr. D you know that if you just leave like that momma Lipsky is gonna call us every night guilt tripping you until you spend an entire weekend at her house."
"Uhhh, that last one was horrible." Drakken cringed.
"Not as horrible listening to your mom yell at you every night." Shego said as she rubbed her temple, getting a migraine just thinking about it. "Now I know where you get it from."
"Fine, we'll stay." Drakken shrugs. "Well there's no way I'll get much work done on the DoomV before mother comes. What do you want to do for the next couple of hours?"
"You're kidding right?" Shego asked before grabbing Drakken's hand and pulling him out of the garage and into the living room. "We're still on for the night."
"Really, now?" Drakken asked confused as Shego dragged him through a hallway. "With my mother coming?"
"You just said she won't be here for a few hours." Shego retorted.
"Yes, but-" Drakken was interrupted as Shego abruptly as she reached his private room in the lair. Shego pulls out her key card to the room and opens the door before pulling them both in.
"We both have the time."
Drakken looks at his side-kick confused as she turns on the lights to the room. "I gotta say Shego, I'm surprised that my mother coming over later results in you dragging us to my room."
"Hey, dealing with one Lipsky is bad enough Dr. D. Dealing with two… nuh uh." Shego explains as she grabs the zipper at the tip of the collar on her jump suit before pulling it down. "Besides who knows how long Momma Lipsky is going to be staying with us. When she's over she never leaves us alone."
"True." Drakken can't help but nod as he shrugs his shoulders. But that is quickly swapped out as Drakken sees his beautiful side-kick unzip her skin tight suit down to her hip, allowing Shego's large breasts to push out the cat suit. "Uh, huh."
Shego instantly takes a deep breath from her lungs new freedom. "Phew, anyway now is probably the only fee time we'll get for the rest of the night. Probably longer. So yeah, we're doing this."
"Gotcha." Drakken nodded with a smile as he sees Shego slide off the top half of her cat-suit, letting it hang off her waist. Leaving the famously busty evil as she is snarky side-kick in only her custom made neon green sports bra. Shego grabs the zipper but before she pulls it again she looks up and sees her blue 'boss' staring at her chest with a stupidly happy smile on his face. Shego rolls her eyes before letting go of the zipper and snapping her fingers in his face. "Hey, Dr. D. Focus here."
"Huh? O-oh right." Drakken said snapping out of his stupor.
"Get naked so we can have sex before your mom comes over."
"Good idea." Drakken nodded as he slipped out of his dark gray jump suit before he begins unbuttoning his usual navy blue doctors coat. Leaving the mad doctor in a light blue undershirt and blue boxers. Drakken quickly rectifies that problem by pulling off the undershirt but before Drakken could take off his boxers he hears Shego call to him.
"Hey, Dr. D. a little help." Looking up at his 'side-kick' Drakken see's Shego's back facing him as she's holding up her long flowing black mane. Drakken happily saw Shego's matching neon green compression shorts along with her shapely and athletic legs. Pointing to the back of her custom sports bra "Whenever I try to take this thing off it always gets snagged in my hair."
"Sure, Shego." Drakken reassured as he walked up behind her. As Drakken grabs hold of the clasp he asks. "Why don't you wear bras that clasp at the front?"
"Because I can't wear usual bras or stuff." Shego explained annoyed. "Whenever I get into a fight my clothes catch on fire. Everything's got to be flame retardant. The only person I know who makes the stuff I need won't sell to me anymore until you pay back the loans."
"Jack Hench?" Drakken asks as he unhooks his side-kick's bra.
"Jack Hench." Shego confirmed as she pulled it off.
The moment after she did Drakken reached up under Shego's arms and began massaging her breasts. Shego Instantly moaned in relief. Shego couldn't help but tilt her head back onto Drakken's right shoulder behind her thanks to his touch. Thanks to Drakken's small hands and fingers, along with years and years of handling delicate machinery, circuitry and other mad science projects, Drakken had the side effect of incredible skill and precision at his finger tips. So when Drakken started handling Shego's breasts it felt like they were being examined by a professional masseuse and surgeon.
As Drakken handled Shego's breasts, teasing her nipples like they were duel locks to a safe. "Oh, yeah. Just like that Dr. D."
Drakken does as ordered and Shego proceeds to grind her behind against Drakken's crotch. Instantly feeling the ever expanding blue lighting rod in his boxers. "Thank god for genetic engineering."
"Right." Drakken agreed as he ups his speed in handling shego's tits. As he does Shego slides her right hand into her compression shorts and starts fingering herself. Drakken was right behind her as he started rubbing himself against Shego's firm behind as she grinds into him.
Shego ignites her hand inside her compression shorts. Burning off the flame retardant exercise undergarment along with Drakken's blue boxers. Drakken instantly lets go of Shego in pain before he tries padding out the green flames around his crotch.
The flames are quickly expunged but before the blue villain can do anything the green villainess grabs him by his shoulders and tosses him onto the bed next to them. With Drakken on his back he looks up at sh ego as she climbs on top of the bed and next to him on his side. Shego then lifts her leg over Drakken so that she is straddling his waist with her back facing his front.
Shego looks down and sees that Drakken's blue boxers are burnt to sheds allowing Drakken's large blue member to stand out at attention. Shego reaches over to the table next to them. "Sorry Doc, we don't have enough time for a lot of foreplay so we'll have to get right down to it."
Drakken shrugs as he sees Shego opens up a drawer in the table and pulls out a condom. Shego rips it open before sliding it down Drakkens' big blue erection. Drakken happily nods. "Fine, that works."
Shego positions herself over the crazed but muscular super villain and quickly slid down on to him. The green super villainess gave a small groan in pleasure as she shifted from side to side on top of him, fully enjoying the feeling of the genetically engineered mad scientist inside her. Drakken himself tilted his head back from feeling Shego's inner walls constricting on him.
To keep Shego stable on top of him Drakken grabbed hold of Shego's hips. The moment he did Shego stopped shifting on top of him and sped up her game and started impaling herself on Drakken's erection. Drakken of course loved this and actually pumped up into her as she slammed herself back down on top of him.
But that didn't last long. Drakken let go of Shego's him with his left hand and used it to push them both off the bed. Since they were on the edge of the mattress to begin with Drakken ended up sliding both of them onto the floor with Shego on her front with Drakken on top of her.
Annoyed and on the verge of lighting Drakken's room on fire for a number of reasons Shego asked. "Doc?!"
The moment Shego asked that Drakken grabbed Shego's hips again and lifted them both up off the ground so that Drakken was on his knees while Shego was on all fours in front of him. "Like you said we're in a rush!"
Shego's annoyance and homicidal rage was quickly replaced with relief and pleasure when Drakken started plowing into her. Shego began grunting in passion with each thrust that Drakken gave her. His excitement increasing Drakken let go of Shego's hips and bent over her to grab her wrists instead, thus allowing him greater leverage as he thrusted into her.
Shego loved this even more as it allowed Drakken deeper penetration, so much so that her hands involuntarily ignited. Luckily Drakken's hands were far enough away from Shego's that he wasn't burned, though he did feel the heat. "Thats it Doc, Fuck me. Fuck your naughty. Bad! Evil! Side-kick!"
Drakken was happy to oblige as he quicken his pace as he plowed into her. Though this didn't last for long. Soon enough Drakken's muscles were getting tired and he found he couldn't keep up the pace. To compensate for his slow pace Drakken pulled harder on Shego's arms and pumped harder into her as he thrusted.
Of course Shego loved this, the evil ex-hero actually liked the slower but harder treatment as it allowed Drakken better penetration and allowed her to better enjoy the feeling. So much so that Shego actually came for the second time moments after Drakken shifted gears moaning all the while.
Drakken himself was quickly behind her and came. Pulling the super humanly strong villainess with all his might as he thrusted into her allowing maximum penetration.
Once they were both coming down from their high Drakken let go of his side-kick's arms and fall onto his back on the floor in a huff. Looking over at Shego he can see that she has a satisfied look on her face. Not quite a smile, but he could tell he pleased her. Drakken smiled himself at this. All the many times the wannabe world conqueror had sex with his super model of a super mercenary, he never failed.
But his own satisfaction was quickly interrupted as Shego picked herself off the floor, yanked the condom off of Drakken's deflating member and walked toward the other end of the room. This snaps Drakken out of his stupor as he looks at her.
"I got first crack at the shower." Shego informed. "Clean up the room before your mom show's up."
Drakken sits up as he sees Shego make it to the private bathroom and opens the door with her left hand and ignites her right, burning the condom to ashes as she walks in. Drakken himself looks around the room and sees that it is an utter mess as both his and Shego's clothes are all over the floor. Drakken gets up off the floor but before he can even pick up his pants Shego sticks her head out of the bathroom door. "Oh and put on some band aids or something. I know you can heal quick and all but you're gonna get you blue blood stains everywhere before it happens."
Drakken looks down and sees that his green as she is deadly second in command had left slash and second degree burn marks all over parts of his body. "Every time." Drakken sighed. "Where are the band aids again?"
"In first aid kit next to the death ray I think!" Shego yelled through the walls.
"Thanks!" Drakken yelled back as he began his search.
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Back in Middleton the recent millionaire Ron Stoppable was driving home in his newly bought Chevy Impala. Having spent the last few hours after school playing Zombie Mayhem with his best buddy Felix, Ron was eager to get home. Still driving down the road Ron looked up at the cloudless sky and noticed that even though it was night all the stars were shining. "Please be a good sign."
All but racing down the road Ron pulls out his phone and looks at the text with the kiss emoji he got from Bonnie that afternoon. Ron smiles in anticipation as he sees his home approaching in the distance. Ron puts his phone back into his pocket as he gets closer. Ron sees that the garage door is closed and instinctively reaches for the glove compartment for the door opener but stops himself as he remembered that his 'sexy financial security adviser' is waiting for him and he gave her a GDO.
Ron parks his car in the drive way. After getting out shutting his door he all but runs up to the garage door and looks through the window. When he does he sees Bonnie's white convertible sitting inside.
"Yes!" Ron quietly cheered as he gave himself a fist bump. Practically radiating in excitement Ron makes a mad dash for the front door but the moment he stops on the front porch to pull out his keys the millionaire hears a helicopter hovering above him.
"Oh no." Ron mutters as he looks up and sees that there indeed is a helicopter directly above his house.
"No, no, no, no, no, nooo! Not now." Ron groans as he sees his life long best friend and teen hero Kim Possible jump out of the helicopter in her mission gear with a safety rope attached to a harness on her waist. Thus allowing Kim to safely land on her feet in the middle of his front yard. "Aw crap."
The moment Ron muttered his complaint Kim slipped off her helmet and shook around her red mane from side to side before pulling what was needed away from her face and to her side so she could see. Not unlike what Ron saw Bonnie do the morning after she first came to his house and stepped out of his shower. If Ron hadn't been so filled with frustration and disappointment at the moment he'd have thought that was hot. "Ron, Motor Ed is robbing Planet tool."
"I-I-I'm busy tonight." Ron stuttered.
Kim looked at her life long friend and trusted side-kick in surprise. Not once in all the years she'd known the lovable goofball klutz had he ever refused to help her in something, let alone a mission. "Uh, okay. What are you doing?"
"I-I, uh, I have to go through the last bit of the contract my lawyer gave me." Ron explained as he nervously scratched his left cheek with his hand as he kept his right hand on the door knob to his house.
"Ron, we have all weekend to go over it."
"B-but-"
"Ron I feel bad about leaving you out the last few missions."
"Kim, its cool. I jus-" Ron was interrupted when Kim tossed him a back pack he didn't notice before.
"I'll help you with the contract and stuff this weekend." Kim announced as she latched a rope that led up to the helicopter onto one of Ron's pants belt loops and tugged it twice. Instantly the rope yanks Ron's pants down to his ankles, revealing his red and purple polka-dotted boxers, before pulling the millionaire side-kick into the air and then into the chopper. Kim was right behind him but unlike often labeled buffoon of a best friend she was raised and landed inside of the helicopter with nothing but grace.
Back down on the ground inside of the Stoppable house, specifically Ron's bedroom, Bonnie was laying on her side facing the door naked. Ready for what she had more than once called 'the million dollar cock'. Of which she had been waiting the last few days for.
Bonnie checked the time on her phone in her hand which was nearing the time Ron said he would be home. Bonnie licked her lips in anticipation but was quickly snapped out of it when she heard Ron's near famous scream coming from the window.
Getting up off the bed Bonnie walks over tot he window and sees through the glass a black government helicopter in the air flying away from the house. "Really Possible, now?"
Bonnie turns back and walks over to the bed before falling face first on the mattress wallowing in frustration. The queen Bee flipped over on her back. "Does she have any idea how much I needed this night?" Bonnie groaned.
"Oh what the hell?" Bonnie asked dejected as she started rubbing herself. As she did Bonnie reached over for her phone. "SIRI, remind me to bring a vibrator next time."
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Well that's it folks. Tell me what you think. I hope you liked what I did there with Drakken and Shego. Whatever you're thinking the truth about the will be revealed about them soon enough. That being said I will tell you that they are meant to be a clear foil and parallel to Ron and Bonnie.
Now about the continuity of this chapter and where it takes place within the actual canon. Ron Millionaire was an episode in late season 2. Steal Wheels was on the earliest episodes of season 3. Given the loosely used 'cartoon time' the amount of actual time within the actual show could be anywhere from one week to a month.
But given the fact that each season is unofficially a year in the show… yeah. Well I'm just gonna say it right here, regardless of the actual time frame of the show, the events of honey pot takes place in the characters junior year of high school. Ron, Kim, Bonnie- people in their age group, are all around 17 and going on 18.
Oh and before I forget I'd just like you all to know something. Each character has a signature color in this story. For Kim its obviously red. Bonnie is purple as it appears to be the color she wears the most. Shego and Drakken are obviously green and blue respectively. As for Tara she's yellow. Now for Monique well she's going to be that red brown-ish color of that dress she wears the most.
Ron himself won't actually have a signature color. In fact the colors he wears will actually signal which other character has the most influence over him. Take this chapter for example. When Ron's boxers were shown they were mainly red but with a lot of purple. Showing the conflict inside Ron between two most important women in Ron's life right now. As of this moment Kim still has more influence, though as you can plainly see by the last scene of this chapter… well take a wild guess.
Oh and yes, Ron's signature red jersey also counts character color influence indication thing.
Just thought I'd throw that out there.
