The Hellboy of Gravity Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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Wendy Corduroy sat buddah-style and naked on top of the large ice cube...in the middle of a sauna? Indeed, this was a training exercise from Ford and her mentor Liz to help her further control her elemental powers...except the nudity, Wendy just felt hot.
As she focused to keep the ice cube from melting...she can't help but think on how her life ended up like this...
...many years ago...
"...Mommy?" Whimpered a five year old Wendy, she reached over to grab the hand of the now frozen Corduroy Matriarch...
CRACK!
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"Wendy!? You okay in there? Do You need food?...can I come in?" Wendy brushes a tear from her eye but smiles at the sound of the newest arrival of the shack. Dipper was an okay kid...his poorly hidden infatuation with her was adorable...and he was funny to have around.
it was amusing to see him come carrying a tray of food for her, clad in nothing but a towel- it was too hot in the room (over 212 degrees Fahrenheit), to wear anything more -and a blindfold.
Dipper had worn the blindfold with no prompting from Wendy or anyone, which Wendy appreciated...also, it made it easy for Dipper to lose his towel and not notice...which was HILARIOUS.
Wendy snickered as the towel predictably fell off while Dipper focused on not letting Wendy's food fall and not tripping blind over everything, "Puberty has not been kind to you my friend."
She giggled as Dipper's teeny-weeny just hung flaccid and limp for all to see...
"Here's your food Wendy." Said Dipper helpfully as he held out the tray for her, still oblivious to his nudity. Wendy smirked as she took the tray for herself, "Thanks Dipper. I owe you and your LITTLE friend here big time." She says as she suddenly pulls off his blindfold- giving him an ample view of her- while she gives a playful flick to his tiny doodle.
Stunned, aroused, and humiliated. A bright red Dipper could do nothing but cover himself and streak out of the room...while the red head happily laughed and gave him a playful slap on the rear as he left...
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Ford clacked away at his computer. He turned to Abe Sapien, did you make sure the Gobblewonker nesting ground was secure and far away from tourists?" He asked the fish-man. Abe nods.
"And I found the source of those strange night-dissaperances in the next town over, turns out it was a bunch of creepy wax dummies." Said Hellboy as he brought up a bag filled with broken and dismembered wax parts.
"So I'm in a sack...let's talk about that." Said Wax Larry king.
Ford happily takes the sack for later experimentation, then Mable pops up. "Hi, Grunkle Ford...I saw a weird thing on TV...something about a Tent of Telepath-
Ford snorts, "Oh, that place. We checked out that eyesore and it's so-called 'psychic' a couple years back, biggest fraud I'd ever seen...and my mom was a hookey psychic herself!"
Mable was confused for a second but continues, "Anyway, me and Dipper were thinking of checking it out-
"Go nuts, it's your summer. Just don't forget to take a gun with you for protection." Said Ford dimissively.
As mable leaves, Abe steps forward, "You know, were probably going to get another complaint of you giving children fire-arms again." He says as he remebers the whole fiasco of Ford trying to start up a 'self-defense' class at school.
Ford rolls his eyes, "We live in a town full of monsters and they refuse to let kids defend themselves, and they call me irresponsible!"
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Meanwhile, the twins looked around the tent bewilderd. "This is crazy, they even have their own Soos!"
Soos glares at his counterpart...
Soon Dipepr and Mable sat down just as the show began to start...
LADIES AND GETLEMAN; put your hands together for your favorite psychic darling super-star...
PSYCHIC PACIFICA!
"Hey, Ya'll!" Shouts a beautiful debutant blonde as she takes the stage in a puff of smoke...
Dipper gets a chill down his spine...
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