Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

...III...

ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

...responses...

...III...

Oh, I can see, what others can't see
It ain't some sideshow trick, it's innate ability
Where others are blind, I am futurely inclined
And you too could see, if you was pretty little me!

"Come on, everybody, rise up! I want y'all to keep it going!"

Everyone happily rises except Dipper who just rolls his eyes

"Keep it going!"

You wish your son would call you more

"I'm leaving everything to my cats!" Shouts a lady surrounded by cats.

I sense that you've been here before

Sheriff Blubs, giggled as he hugged his boatload of Pacifica merchandise. "Oh, what gave it away?"

DIPPER rolls his eyes, "Come on." Suddenly, she comes up next to them.

I'll read your mind if I'm able
Something tells me your name's Mabel

"How'd she do that?" Exclaims Mable. Dipper slapped his forehead. "Mable, you are LITERALLY wearing your name on-

Pacifica whispers something in his ear, he blushes and covers his groin embarrassed...but shuts up...

So welcome all ye... to the Tent of Telepathy
And thanks for visiting... cute little' me!

Dipper barely listens for the rest of the show, he just keeps his head down for the whole thing...and when it's over he tells Mable he'll catch up with her. He goes back in as Pacifica is cleaning up.

"Okay, what's the gimmick? How did you know about that?"

"Know about what?" Asked Pacifica coyly.

Dipper blushed, "Wha- You know! You whispered to me!"

Pacifica smirked, "Remind me? It was a pretty hectic performance."

Dipper looked back and forth mortified, the he angrily whispers. "That I have a dick smaller then a jellybean!" He hissed in shame.

Pacifica raises an eyebrow, "So it's true?" "Yes, Now tell me how you knew that!"

"I didn't, I just guessed. But thanks for confessing, that's hilarious." She teased.

Dipper's eye's widened and he smacked his forehead, "Idiot", he grumbled to himself.

Pacifica laughed, "First time talking to girls not your sister?"

Dipper just looks at her confused, "How- Wha-

Pacifica shrugged, "Not psychic, a girl can just tell when it comes to guys..also, your just REALLY bad at this."

Dipper sighed, "Anymore 'guesses?" He asks with dread.

Pacifica shrugs, "Okay- she dramatically pretends to summon psychic energy -Um, you love the tall, mysterious, redhead...but believe she's way out of your league and any chance of romance is doomed to failure before it can begin."

Dipper sighs... "Seriously, are you a psychic? I'm getting mixed signals here." He admitted honestly.

Pacifica laughs, "Then I still got it then." But she just looks at Dipper, "But REAL talk...Maybe I can help you." She comes closer...

...

"Gee, Dipper sure is taking his time I hope he-

Mable's eye's widen...Pacifica was making out with Dipper, her hand squeezing his groin...and her bolo glowing?!

Mable just blanched...went very red and ran back home...

...

Mable woke up, she looks around confused for a moment...then chuckled to herself. "Of course it was a dream, Like Dipper could ever get a cute girl to like him." She frowned at that, "Wait, that came out wrong...and mean-

Suddenly, Wendy came into the room. "Hey Mable...you seen Dipper? Soos came in to feed me instead of him and told me he passed on the assignment...he NEVER dose that." She says a touch worried.

Mable's eye's widen in fear...

...

"I already told you guys, we checked Pacifica out. Even Abe came up negative when it came to her being psychic or using magic."

"But, he didn't do his thing with Wendy-

"Which WAS concerning, which means that before he left I discretely scanned him for outside mystic influences and it came up negative."

"But- But I tell you Dipper was letting Pacifica be WAY too forward! And I swear I saw that tie glow!"

Ford glared, "For all you know, it could've been a trick of the light. Besides, your not exactly the leading authority of magic. You've flat out refused to come to any of my drills or lectures regarding magic safety and detection." He pointed out irritably.

Mable blushed, "I- I was busy-

"Goofing off, yes, I know." Said Ford clearly annoyed.

Mable huffed, It wasn't fair! When DIPPER had a crackpot conspiracy theory, he fell over himself to look into it!

"But, still shouldn't we make doubly sure? There's a Northwest involved for crying out loud!" Asked Wendy.

Hellboy looked up from his booze, "Uh, no offense Red. But you don't have the best track record thinking rationally when it comes to the Northwest's."

Wendy glared an looked like she was about to retort-

"Enough", Interrupted Ford. "It doesn't matter either way, Wendy still has a restraining order on her in regards to the Northwests- we don't KNOW if Dipper left to be with Pacifica, but if he DID we need to leave her alone. Not only do we have more important things to worry about without adding legal troubles to the mix- gestures to an article on the computer that proclaims 'Cavendish expedition to Arctic circle ends in disaster' -but honestly, what Dipper dose in his personal life is none of our business. Now your parents told me how you've gotten in trouble multiple times because you butted in other people's personal matters. I mean it Mable, stay out of this."

"B-but, this is gravity Falls, what if there's a supernatural-

"Mable, I just told you. We've checked Pacifica extensively and we keep checking her psychic business on a monthly basis. The only thing 'magic' about her is her admittedly great showmanship skills. Also, AGAIN- seriously, Mable you need to learn to pay attention -our security system, may not be perfect. It can only scan people I manually direct it to. But when I DO- which I did in Dipper's case -it's completely reliable. And Dipper was clean when he left, no spell/curse/hex/etc has been put on him the last 48 hours."

"But I'm telling you, I saw-

"MABLE! You are to leave this alone, understand me?"

Mable sulks, but agrees and leaves.

"I don't understand...why doesn't Grunkle Ford like me? I've never had anyone not like me before...we'll I'll show him! I'll PROVE I was right! Pacifica is DEFINITELY up to something! Dipper was CRAZY for Wendy, he wouldn't just switch over to another girl all of a sudden! I'll follow Dipper and expose her for the...whatever she is that she is! Nice idea Mable! Thanks Mable!"

...

"What are they doing now?!" Demanded Wendy over the com-link.

Mable was bored...and her ears were starting to hurt. When Wendy suggested she stay in contact with her- so she TECHNICALLY wouldn't be breaking the restraining order, Mable had been happy at the prospect of back-up...now she was REALLY regretting it.

Pacifca and Dipper hadn't done ANYTHING but regular, normal dating activities...which ordinarily would have thrilled Mable if not for both the fact Wendy was constantly yelling in her ear and getting more and more angry the happier Dipper with Pacifica seemed(Mable was starting to get the feeling that it wasn't just her vendetta- whatever was up with that -with the Northwests that she was upset about)...and also the fact Mable was feeling more and more like an idiot.

Wendy needed absolute proof of wrongdoing before being allowed to get close to a Northwest...but what proof? The only proof she had was of her brother having a wonderful time with a girl that made her happy...while she stalked him like a creeper.

"Dang it...Grunkle Ford was right...this really was none of my businesses...I guess Pacifica really is clean...I guess I just freaked out over nothing...is it possible that I'm mainly upset with this because I'm worried about losing Dipper to someone else? I mean, despite being a professional matchmaker, I've never really helped Dipper with his love issues. I mainly didn't do anything with Wendy because I didn't take it seriously. But now...now Dipper's with a nice girl his own age, who walks with him, talks with him, makes him laugh, stabs him to death multiple times- WAIT, WHAT!?" Screams Mable suddenly as she watches Dipper get stabbed multiple times by pacifica then thrown into a nearby bush.

"WENDY! PACIFICA JUST MURDERED DIPPER! GET HERE QUICK!"

Suddenly a screaming Wendy comes from the sky on a flurry of ice and pops Pacifica right in the chest and knocks her across the field-

"YEAH! KILL HER WENDY! KILL THAT STUPID BI-

"WHAT THE BLOOD IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?

Wendy's and Mable's eye's widen as they turn around and see a shocked angry and ALIVE Dipper Pines...

There's a long silence...

Broken by Pacifica coughing out blood..

And then they hear police sirens...

"Oh, frak me." Groaned Wendy.

...

So turns out Pacifica offered to help him with his social skills(mostly interacting with girls); To help him be with Wendy. Or failing that giving him valuable experience he could use to date someone else.

Why was Pacifica doing this...pity mostly.

"He's just really terrible...which is a shame because he's a nice, interesting guy."

Dipper hadn't said anything because he was both embarrassed by how much he needed help with girls...and he didn't want Mable to stick her nose in it.

Needless to say the fallout wasn't pretty, Apparently Preston blew his stack and had Ford(Wendy's caretaker) pay a hefty fine in exchange for not throwing Wendy in jail.

Dipper was furious with Wendy and Mable for not only injuring Pacifica but now her father forbid her from even coming anywhere near him! He had a restraining order too now!

Wendy was devastated, not only did she let her jealousy and anger against Preston cause her to nearly KILL an innocent girl who was just helping out her friend...but now she may have just lost one of the best friends she'd ever gotten...She vows to give Pacifcia a chance and not be so quick to judge her next time...if there was a next time...

Naturally, she and everyone else was furious with Mable for lying about Pacifica murdering Dipper-

...

"But I'm telling you! I saw her kill him!" Pleaded Mable.

Mable, that's enough! Look, you probably didn't mean anyone to get hurt. You've never really seen Wendy go full out before, But someone DID get hurt! Now the least you could do is stop lying and own up to your mistake! Or at the very least apologize to Pacifica!"

"I'm not lying! Why won't you beli-

"Mable, that's enough! Your grounded for the rest of the summer. I might be lenient if you tell the truth and apologize to pacifica but until then, go to your room!"

Mable runs to her room crying.

Hellboy frowns at this, "Something seems off about this...would Mable really lie about something like this? Especially about her brother getting murder-

"Hellboy, PLEASE. I really don't want to talk about this anymore! It's bad enough we had to cancel our investigation to Cavendish halls since we can't afford the flight there any longer(among other things), now I have to put out all these P.R. and legal fires caused by this whole mess! Wendy could still be put in jail if the government sees her as a big enough threat! Now, I appreciate your concern. But trust me, I know her TYPE. And when it comes to these situations, there NOTHING but liars!" Says Ford bitterly...trying very hard to keep memories of a certain other twin from coming back into his mind...

Hellboy frowns at this...he didn't like how this was being handled...but Ford WAS right, they needed to prioritize keeping Wendy out of Jail...so he'd let it go...for now...

...

Pacifica whistled as she was treated in the hospital...suddenly a weird blue flying creature came from her bolo tie. "Did they buy it?" Asked the blue sheevra. "Hook, line and Sinker." Said Paciifca with an evil smirk...

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