The Hellboy of Gravity Falls 6
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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A young Tambry and Wendy rolled around on their tricycles...
I'm gonna get to the ice cream store first!" Shouted Wendy excited.
"No, me!" Shouted Tambry happily.
They knocked over that jerk Robbie as he terrorized Thompson with a watergun.
They laughed as they left him sobbing on the sidewalk, yep just two best friends enjoying life...
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Tambry woke up with a start, and groaned...it had been that dream again...no, a MEMORY of simpler times...HAPPIER times...
Tambry steeled herself as she coldly regarded the interior of the deserted store...the ectoplasmic residue of the now mutilated ghost couple drenched everything...
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Ford didn't like this, but he let Wendy go in alone. Everyone would be waiting outside and hidden in case this took a dark turn.
Wendy steeled herself...she'd been dreading this for YEARS...but she never thought her best friend would be endangered...by her FORMER best friend...
She walks inside, "Took you long enough Wendy." Said Tambry annoyed. "Dang it Tambry, you have every right to be mad at me. But leave Dipper out of this! He's innocent!"
"So was my family!" Shouted Tambry angry.
"Dang it Tambry, I didn't mean for that to happen! I had no control over it back then! In case you've forgotten, I lost my family too!"
"I don't give a frack! My family is dead, my arm and eye got SHATTERED! Your gonna die!" She slits her good hand and slams her palm into the ground-
ZAP!
Wendy screams in pain as Tambry's blood activates a ruin circle she'd placed throughout the store. Entrapping Wendy and causing her great agony.
"Before any of you outside, get any ideas. I currently have Dippers genitals ensnared with a hook, that is attached to a remote trigger, waiting for a deadman's switch signal from my arm! You enter and Wendy's little boy toy is a eunuch!"
Outside, everyone curses. Ford dithers with indecision with what to do. "FORGET ABOUT ME! SAVE DIP-GAH!" Screamed Wendy. Quirt! I want to enjoy this, I want to make you suffer like I did! Do you know how painful it was to be an orphan with a stump for an arm and an empty hole in your head where your eye used to be? I wandered for three days sobbing with my one good eye! I think I'm going to chop you apart piece by piece! Show you what that's like!" Tambry popped a large blade out of her robotic arm and advanced menacingly on a still powerless Wendy-
CRACK!
Tambry falls over with a bump on her head delivered by-
"DIPPER!" Shouted Wendy, but not delight...but horror, for Dipper had no pants and was covered in blood. Wendy sobbed. "I'm sorry Dipper! This is all my fault! This was between me and Tambry...and now your dick's been ripped out!"
Dipper suddenly looked flustered...then annoyed. "No...it wasn't."
Wendy looked confused...then squinted...then blushed. "Oh...uh, sorry. The lighting is bad here, the blood gave the wrong impression...not to mention how cold it is-
"Please stop." Interrupted Dipper. "-and I'm stoping."
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Turns out Dipper dick was so small, that when Tambry skewered his willy...she actually missed and skewered his thigh. leaving just enough blood to fool her, but doing just little enough damage that Dipper could work the hook out of it.
"Well, thank goodness for Dipper teeny-weeny, am I right?" Teased Hellboy. After a scowling Tambry had been carted away by the police.
Dipper just covered his face humiliated...
Wendy took Dipper aside and apologized for what happened with the Northwests. She let her anger toward the Northwests cloud her judgement...but she also admited she'd been jealous. She'd taken his affection and love for granted...it made her feel happier, boosted her ego...
Wendy shook her head. "But that wasn't right of me. Dipper, your a great guy. You deserve someone better then a girl who just wants to make herself feel better about herself. And if you were older- (sigh) -or if I was NORMAL. I'd DEFINITELY date you-
"I don't hold your power against you." Pointed out Dipper.
Wendy smiled...and gave him a kiss. "I know Dipper...I know."
Ford smiled through the door...closed it all the way...and left them alone...
Abe spoke up. "So...what are we going to do about our financial crunch?" Ford sighed...Maybe hold a party, charge for admision? The kids are into that these days, right?"
Abe shrugs...Ford sighs...they go ahead and plan...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
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