"I love the smurfs"
- Dean Winchester


You know you've watched way too much Supernatural, when...

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- ... you eagerly follow all news on hunting accidents, hoping to find a hunting-hunting accident at some point and thus a hunter who will likely kick your ass. Civilians do not belong on a hunt *sad life*

- ... your CV is always something special. Starting with the passage
"Lawrence Kansas - 22 years Ago"
followed by "deceased" and seven obituaries of yourself

- ... you hear someone break in. Your first instinct is not to call the cops but to check if everything is okie doki with an in-salt-dipped iron rod. Highly effective against ghosts and burglars

- ... you teach your future children not to be scared of the monster in the closet. You give them a '45 and watch how they grow up

- ... your trunk contains your own personal torture cave. Including silver shackles, iron chokers, salt coats etc. and of course an file full of missing people with whose disappearance you have absolutely nothing to do

- ...as you overhear a person say "diaries are for girls" you put on your serious-jacket and take your tatty diary out of your bag. Let's talk shit and get this over and done with

- ... you just met someone and head where she directs you. When you arrive the house is old derelict and the person tells you that's the place she lived for a long time. You try not to freak out but you run for it, faster than Dean running from a chihuahua

- ... the first thing you do when you see the local police is to call your sibling warning him to run for it (they are living in a different town, happily married btw) You can't remember what you did, but they are here. Because of you.

- ... you threw your iPod holder out of your car. Instead you installed a cassette recorder so you can hear the same four tapes over and over again

- ... you answer every "bitch" with an annoyed "jerk" [in the distance you can hear a shocked "assbutt"


So I guess that's it. The next chapter is here.

I am really happy someone took a moment to write a review. Some people even following this fic! As Cass would say - that makes me very happy

You have more ideas or wanna become the beta reader? Write me

Until then - carry on my fellow hunters