"Fake US Marshals, fake credit cards... Got anything that's real?"
- Police
"My boobs."
- Dean Winchester
You know you've watched way too much Supernatural, when...
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- ...you are aware that the only way to save yourself from a car that starts on its own and tries to knock you down is not to step aside but to find the next best bridge and throw yourself into the river. You may be muddy but congratulations! You survived a ghost car.
- ... every now and then you stop by your siblings appartment (especially after a long trip) with a fire extinguisher and a fire blanket. So you don't have to worry that once his/her Partner spontaneously burst into flames your sibling will have ermergency operations to rely on
- ... in order to satisfy your god given curiosity everytime you see something happen within a 5km radius you pose as a US Marshall to question the cops with clear conscience and in a relaxed atmosphere
- ... you putting up missing posters with your face on it. You want to make sure that once police officers meet the Winchester-boys they [the boys] come looking for you the minute the officer tells them about you
- ... you make it your buisness to get in touch with friends and family of a deceased person to hold a séance. You call it the exclusive long-distance call with the dead
- ... you realize that there is no place safer to expand conspiracy theories than a motel room in the middle of nowhere (as long as you pay with fake credit cards)
- ... you carry around a bottle full of pure salt for a year so you can either salt your food any time or pour it into the police officers face who asked you nicely to see your ID. It's called a salty attitude (plz dont kill me.)
- ... Food is the first and most imortant priority even if you have to attend an important appointment with a strict Deadline. You are a doctor. Emergency doctor.
- ... you are on vacation and slowly but steady freaking out beacuse your sister refuses to plunge into the water because the saltwater is giving her "owie"
- ... you will alway remember the first rule when you hear a child screaming trough a babyphone. You do not get up and go into the nursery to check if everything is alright. You do not want to end up bleeding and burning on the ceiling.
Here we are once again with a new chapter. Yay
I'd love to hear about someone who volunteers to check whether I have gram. or other stipid mistakes.
If you liked it take a cookie *throwing Cookies around*
If you have some ideas for chapterpoint do not hesitate to write it down. I'll make sure to use it properly and mention you (and your profile) of Course. If you have enough points you may even write the chapter yourself and probably with a much better vocabulary...*sad german life*
Until then - carry on my fellow hunters
- Naeas
